New York Times Declares Chest Hair Sexy Again

Image Source: Flickr.com | PantyhoseLuvFor a while there, it seemed body hair might be waxed for good. On the covers of countless men’s magazines, perfectly waxed chests and clean shaven faces were all you’d see. But body hair is coming back into fashion—and now, manly, hairy chests are even being embraced (endorsed?) by the New York Times!

“For a new generation, the overly groomed body appears to be falling out of favor,” Max Berlinger writes. This is great news for men who are eager to ditch their razors and wax kits in favor of a lush, furry chest. Any guy who’s waxed knows the pain of bleeding and in-grown hairs, but now they can thankfully drop the waxing and go for a sexy, au natural look. “An unkempt body is a perhaps unforeseen corollary of the lumberjack look that has long since peaked in certain Brooklyn circles. Even the brand 2(x)ist, known for its sleekly textured models, has opted to show its underwear on the hairy frame of Nyle DiMarco, a recent winner of ‘America’s Next Top Model,’” says Berlinger. This natural, hot look is catching on faster than the notorious man bun and, we hope, will only keep growing (see what we did there?) in popularity!

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Check out more about chest hair’s sexy revival here: https://www.newnownext.com/the-new-york-times-declares-chest-hair-is-in/05/2016/

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ErotikaLand: World’s First Sex Theme Park

Sculpture resembling sex toy in ParisHave you ever wanted to ride cock-shaped bumper cars? If so, now’s your chance! Entrepreneurs in Brazil are hoping to open ErotikaLand, the world’s first adults-only theme park. Due to open in 2018, guests can enjoy an erotic museum, a nudist pool, and a ‘7D’ cinema with vibrating seats!

Though you can’t actually fuck at the park, there will be a motel on the premises for guests to, um, unwind after a thrilling day. Other really cool features will include a “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls, a “sex playground” with water slide, bumper cars shaped like genitalia, and a snack bar selling aphrodisiacs. Some critics in Brazil are against the sex park because they believe it would attract “debauched individuals.” The park investors argue that ErotikaLand would create hundreds of jobs and, at $100 a ticket, would bring in lots of money to a region in desperate need of tourism. We say, as long as everyone keeps their arms and legs (and everything else!) inside of the ride at all times, let the fun begin!

Looking for a wild ride yourself? Any and all “debauched individuals” are welcome!

Check out more about ErotikaLand here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/07/you-will-soon-be-able-to-ride-penis-shaped-bumper-cars-at-worlds-first-sex-theme-park/

Worldwide Ideal Penis Size Survey Reveals Whether Bigger Is Better

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisA recent survey that asked participants around the world what their ideal penis size is attempts to answer the age-old question, “Is bigger really better?” The survey, conducted by the British online medical website Dr. Ed, asked men and women from Europe and North America to guess the length of the average erect penis and also to answer what their ideal penis length is. And not surprisingly, regardless of what respondents thought the average penis length was, most everyone thought bigger was better.

According to the Gaily Grind, “On average, women perceived the average male penis length to be 5.5 inches and the ideal penis size to be 6.3 inches. Men perceived the average penis length on average is 5.5 inches and the ideal length is 6.6 inches.” It seems Poland likes their cocks especially huge, with an assumed average penis size of 6.3 inches and an ideal penis size of 6.9 inches. The US, however, was more realistic about the perceived average penis size as 5.7 inches—the average man’s penis is actually 5.6 inches—although the reported ideal length was a whopping 6.8 inches! It seems bigger is better—in our imaginations!

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Check out more about the worldwide ideal penis size survey here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/05/worldwide-ideal-penis-size-survey-finds-bigger-really-is-better/

You Can Masturbate Anywhere With the ‘JerkShirt’

Image Source: TheJerkShirt.comRemember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there’s a shirt that’s the equivalent—except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that’s equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public. No, this is not a joke.

“Individual’s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act,” the JerkShirt’s maker said in a press release to announce the launch. For $49.99, you can get a nice looking dress shirt, complete with “stain resistant splash guard” (classy), and a prosthetic arm available in four skin colors. While the product may seem to condone illicit public masturbation, its creator has a different take on the shirt with plenty up its sleeve: “With more and more people on their mobile devices than ever before, we wanted to provide them with a seemingly inconspicuous way to enjoy adult entertainment,” president Daron Lundeen said in the release. Hey, Jerk(Shirt): get a room!

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Check out more about the JerkShirt here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shirt-lets-you-masturbate-anywhere-without-fear-of-getting-caught_us_57348d2ee4b060aa78197523

Study Shows Watching Porn Promotes Safe Sex

condompinConsidering porn’s bad rap, especially Utah’s recent denouncement of it as an “epidemic,” many wouldn’t believe that adult entertainment actually promotes safe sex. But the porn industry just got a pretty unlikely endorsement—from science! A new study released by Columbia University shows that gay men who watch porn are actually sexually healthier than those who don’t.

The study surveyed 265 men who have sex with men, finding that those who watched porn were more likely to practice safe sex. “Among the 92 percent who reported watching condomless porn, nearly half admitted that the images had influenced them to have condomless sex. The men agreed that pornography depicting safe sex encouraged them to wear a condom as well,” reports the Daily Beast. What this means is that despite porn being labeled as “detrimental” and “dangerous,” it has the potential to help people to practice safe sex. So instead of denouncing porn, perhaps policy makers should be trying to positively influence behavior by making more sexually explicit images available. Thank you, science!

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Check out more about the study that shows watching porn promotes safe sex here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/28/the-simple-secret-to-safer-sex.html

‘Fifty Shades’ Gets a Whole Lot Sexier in New Show ‘Submission’

Many people found the sex in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie to be a bit, um, tame. Especially considering that the erotic trilogy turned so many onto BDSM. But if Fifty Shades was meant for the “mom” demographic, then Showtime’s new mini-series Submission is for the more adventurous viewer.

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Acclaimed adult film director Jacky St. James is the brains behind the six half-hour episodes that dive deep into the world of BDSM. The series follows a young woman who becomes involved with a mysterious erotic novelist. After reading his book, Slave, the more adventurous doppelgänger of Anastasia Steele gets turned on to the complex world of whips, chains, swings and other kinky stuff. She quickly falls into a dangerous love triangle and must discover her own sexual boundaries while being passionately thrust into the endless possibilities of BDSM. Enter at your own risk on May 12!

Want to get into some dangerous fun yourself? Come test your sexual boundaries right here!

Check out more about Submission here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/submission-trailer-showtime_us_5723d441e4b0b49df6ab6641

Locals Mistake Washed Up Sex Doll On the Beach For an Angel

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_FOYIn today’s “Oh My God” news stories, Indonesian villagers found a washed up sex doll on the beach—and mistook it for a fallen angel! Not only that, but even the local news organization was duped by the silicon imposter, according to the Telegraph. “This angel child also was found face down, crying and naked covered only a white cloth,” the local news, Pojok Satu, wrote of the doll.

A fisherman first found the sex doll and brought it back to his house, where villagers changed its clothes and gave it a new hijab every day for a month. It didn’t take long for rumors of the “angel” to spread, including that it was found in tears. When police eventually got wind of the so-called divine discovery, they finally confirmed that it was a sex doll. “They have no internet, they don’t know what a sex toy is,” the police chief explained, according to the BBC. Maybe the villagers can count that as a divine intervention?

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Check out more about the sex toy that was mistaken for an angel here: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-toy-washes-indonesian-beach-locals-angel-article-1.2624725

Playgirl Wants Football Player Who Exposed Himself in Yearbook Prank to Pose Nude

A high school football player thought it would be hilarious to stage a very NSFW yearbook prank. Imagine everyone’s surprise when they got the dirty joke—his exposed cock in the team photo! Only the school didn’t find the prank very funny, and now the former high school senior is facing 69 counts (nothing ironic there!) of indecent exposure.

Luckily, Playgirl wants to help this poor jock out by offering him a feature in their next issue. “We’re trying to reach this kid to get him in Playgirl. We want to support him as this was a hilarious prank, and people are too tightly wound. Playgirl.com would like to have him pose naked and pay his legal bills,” a spokesperson said. The 19 year old is currently at home wearing an electronic monitoring device awaiting his court date. He says he regrets what he’s done. Hopefully, he’ll atone for the unfortunate-gag-gone-awry by showing his hot football bod in Playgirl magazine!

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Check out more about the football player’s crude joke here.

Update: All 70 charges against the football player were dropped on May 3rd.

Kinky Couple Gets Busted For BDSM Sex Party in the Woods

Many have fantasized about having fairytale sex in the woods. But we’d be willing to bet not as many have fantasized about having a kinky BDSM sex party in the woods! Unfortunately for one Georgia couple, their sadomasochistic forest sex fantasy didn’t have a happy ending.

The two met in an internet fetish chat room, and planned to consummate their relationship along a rural highway with a roll in the, um, decomposing leaves and twigs. The woman brought a duffel bag filled with whips, toys, and other fetish items to get their party started! But shortly after the couple began their forest fantasy fuck, a resident strolled by the scene and heard the blood-curdling screams of the woman, so he called the police. The cop who found the leather clad fornicators didn’t arrest them, but he did leave them with this sage advice: best to keep the fetish play out of the woods and in to the dungeon!

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Check out more about the bondage couple’s wooded fantasy crashed by cops here: https://jezebel.com/5864358/outdoor-bondage-sex-fantasy-ruined-by-party-pooping-cops

Target Apologizes For “Star Wars” Toys That Look Just Like Dildos

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallicSometimes stores that sell toys need to apologize for merchandise that looks a little too, um, adult. That’s exactly what happened with Target’s latest “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” pool toys. One mother couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw what looked exactly like a beginner’s set of dildos (see pictures below)!

They all have long, girthy shafts, er, bodies, with round heads, and Darth Vader looks especially cock-like with his triangular cape-head. The mom shared a picture of the suspicious toys that look uncannily like dildos and her message to Target on her Facebook page: “Are we sure these are children’s toys, Target? Looks a little questionable to me.” Target immediately responded with an apology for the “objectionable” merchandise, saying, “We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.” Our guess is a lot of moms might want “the force” for themselves instead of their kids!

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Check out more about the “Star Wars” toys that look exactly like dildos here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/07/target-responds-to-mom-who-thinks-these-star-wars-toys-look-an-awful-lot-like-dildos/