Evan Stone Is Making Porn Great Again With His Donald Trump XXX Parodies

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Evan Stone is one of the most famous living male porn stars still making smut, and he knows the secret to his success is finding humor in the sex industry. “People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that’s why I’m here,” he says in an interview with Vice. That explains why his newest hilarious porn gig playing Donald Trump is so perfect.

Vice describes the porn as so over-the-top that it’s more like dirty vaudeville than something you’d want to jerk off to: “There’s a debate scene with a faux-Hillary that ends in both characters getting covered in semen.” Stone believes that slapstick adult humor is just what the country needs right now, and since Trump is officially here to stay—for the next four years, anyway—so will Stone’s XXX Trump porn parodies. “All I’m certain about is that the next four years are going to be funny as shit. I don’t even know how I’ll be able to keep up,” says Stone.

Looking for a little levity yourself? Come get an adult dose of humor right here!

Check out more about Evan Stone’s DT porn parodies: https://www.vice.com/read/evan-stone-is-the-president-of-pornQ

The First Sex Toy On Kickstarter Was Funded In Less Than 2 Days

Image Source: Dame Products on Kickstarter
Image Source: Dame Products on Kickstarter

Kickstarter finally jumped on the sex toy crowdfunding band wagon. The Dame “Fin” became the first ever vibrator to be launched on the platform—and the results were mind-blowing. The vibrator, which is worn on the fingers and used to stimulate the clit for partner sex or solo fun, has already exceeded its $50,000 goal in under two days.

Kickstarter, unlike every other crowdfunding site, decided to stay out of the sex toy game—until now. Kickstarter’s vice president of communications said, “Our review process is always evolving. Dame is making something new and innovative, and in that spirit we’re happy to welcome them to Kickstarter. We’ll continue to allow projects like this on a case-by-case basis.” Alright, Kickstarter—glad you finally decided to let eager dames crowdfund their sex toys!

Looking for some innovative fun? We’ll exceed all your expectations here!

Check out more about the first sex toy crowdfunded on Kickstarter in the video below or visit Daily Dot to read more.

What is Fin? from Dame Products on Vimeo.

 

California’s Prop 60

Vote No on Prop 60 Voters in California will be heading to the polls on November 8 faced with a bill that would change the porn industry as we know it. On the surface, Prop 60 reads with good intentions to help reduce the spread of HIV and other STIs by requiring performers to use condoms during filming. Not a terrible idea for California — they are the leading producer of pornographic films. So why is it that Democratic, Republican, and Libertarian Party all agree that this is a bad idea?

For the most part, the 13-page bill is poorly written and opens the floodgates allowing any of the 38 million residents of California to file lawsuits directly against adult film performers, production crews, and even companies who distribute the films. The costs of these suits can cost the state millions. With the potential lawsuits from California’s Condom Cops, adult performers would be forced to disclose their private details including their legal names and home addresses. The most bizarre provision in Prop 60 is unlike any other we’ve seen before. If 60 passes and the state does not take on a case to defend it, Michael Weinstein–the author of Proposition 60 and president of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation–would automatically be hired to come to the defense of Prop 60 in court. That’s a little self-serving, don’t you think?

There are good reasons why 55 political parties, countless organizations, and the entire porn industry are fearful of this proposition. Its passing will likely result in the industry going underground and putting the performers at even greater risk than they were before. Keeping performers safe is one thing we all want in the end, but is Proposition 60 the right way to go about it?  We’ll find out on November 8. 

New York Public Hospitals Use Emojis To Reach Youth About Sex 

New York‘s public hospitals have come up with a brilliant way to talk about sex with youth: emojis! Soon, peach and eggplant emojis will start to pop up on young people’s Facebook feeds with the words “Need to talk to someone about ‘it’?” And a monkey with his hand over his mouth will offer advice on how to get confidential emergency contraception.

“The social media posts are part of a campaign by NYC Health & Hospitals to reach young people ages 12 to 21 and encourage them to seek confidential care for sexual and reproductive health, like testing for sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, at one of the 20 YouthHealth centers across the five boroughs,” reports The New York Times. The campaign is also trying to eliminate all barriers to seeking out sexual health services, such as immigrant status, sexual orientation, ability to pay, and it’s all completely confidential—things young people often aren’t aware of when deciding if they should seek out health care. The campaign found that kids don’t usually turn to their parents for information about sex—while the emojis were a very effective way of bringing up the “birds and the bees.” After all, the language of (sexual) emojis is universal!

Looking for a little “emoji” fun yourself? We’ve got all the eggplants and peaches you’ll ever need right here!

Check out more about New York public hospitals using emojis to reach youth about sex: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/18/nyregion/new-york-public-hospitals-use-emojis-to-reach-young-people-about-sex.html

Indiegogo Now Lets Users Crowdfund the Sex Toy Of Their Dreams

Image Source: TwerkingButt.comIndiegogo recently launched a new feature to its online fundraising site: a curated collection of sex-enhancing products, called Indiegogo After Dark. Since so many crowdfunded sex toys have been a smash hit on the site (Eva, the hands free vibrator; the Autoblow 2), it only makes sense that Indiegogo would offer independently produced sex toy innovations. The collection features 15 of the leading campaigns funded by users who want new and exciting sex toys.

The company describes its collection as “Private projects funded publicly, from sexual wellness to adult themes.” Some of the campaigns have raised nearly a million dollars, with products ranging from virtual reality-linked “strokers” for men to a sex toy that’s made with a sonic resonating motor, like the kind used in electric toothbrushes. “Though only the top-grossing campaigns are currently listed, more are sure to be added as the field of teledildonics (networked sex toy technology) grows at a rapid pace,” reports Daily Dot. So, go fund the sex toy of your dreams—before it’s even out on the market!

Looking for something innovative and exciting? We can always make your dreams come true at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Indiegogo’s sex toy crowdfunding here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/indiegogo-after-dark-sex-toys-fundraising/

This Guy Hacked a Smart Refrigerator In Home Depot To Show Porn 

Image Source: John McAffee on Twitter
Image Source: John McAffee on Twitter

Smart technology is changing the way we horny humans enjoy our nasty sexual content. From VR porn to smart sex toys, the demand for innovative new ways to get off isn’t slowing down anytime soon. So why should that stop at our household appliances? Well, one genius felt this way, too—and hacked a smart refrigerator in a Home Depot to display porn!

“Famous wild man and hallucinogenic drug advocate John McAfee, whose name is on a popular antivirus app, was making with this tweet from Home Depot Sunday: ‘The IOT…. do you believe me now? Pornhub on a refrigerator. What, in our current cybersecurity paradigm, accounts for this?’” reports Daily Dot. We have a simple answer to your befuddled question, McAfee: some people would definitely want a little porn with their midnight snack! We bet there’s loads of people who’d love some secret refrigerator action in the middle of the night. Porn on a fridge is brilliant, which Pornhub seems to agree with—the mega porn site’s official account retweeted the naughty fridge pic twice.

Want to get into some naughty stuff yourself! Come grab a midnight snack out of NiteFlirt’s refrigerator!

Check out more about the porn displayed on a refrigerator in Home Depot here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/smart-fridge-porn-internet-of-things/

Woman Finds Burglars Having Sex On Her Couch 

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: purits
Image Source: Flickr.com | User: purits

A woman in Memphis, Tennessee got quite a shock—and an eyeful—when she returned home after being gone for a days to find a man and a woman fucking on her couch! Not only was her place ransacked, but she found the two culprits completely naked, going at it right there in her trashed living room. “It’s horrible in there. It’s absolutely horrible in there. It’s like they just had a big old nasty party,” she told a local news station.

“Walk in and they’re having sex on my couch. I pick up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad.” The victim then chased the man out of her house, and snatched her stolen dress back from the woman who’d used it to cover up. The victim estimates the value of stolen items comes to around $2,200, and she’s created a GoFundMe account to raise funds to replace them. Those “nasty” cat burglars are still at large, so the question remains: were they in it for the goods, or for the pussy?

Looking for something a little nasty yourself? Come party with us!

Check out more about the woman who came home to find burglars having sex on her couch here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/burglars-sex-on-couch_us_57eac099e4b082aad9b770b8

Italy’s Supreme Court Rules Public Masturbation Is Not a Crime

Image Source: Flickr.com/ | Member slushpup
Image Source: Flickr.com/ | Member slushpup

It seems Italy isn’t embarrassed to bring self-love into the public sphere. The country’s highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as you’re not getting off in the presence of minors. The decision came from the Italian Supreme Court after overturning a case involving a 69-year-old man who was caught masturbating in public.

“The man was convicted in May 2015 after he performed the act in front of students on the University of Catania campus, according to documents filed with Supreme Court,” reports CNN. The man’s lawyer appealed the conviction on the grounds that public masturbation out of the presence of minors was decriminalized last year. The man ended up with just a fine, not prison, since the criminal code only calls for imprisonment of up to four-and-a-half years if the act is witnessed by a minor. Maybe Italy will become a tourist destination for exhibitionists?

Looking for a little self-love yourself? Ain’t nothing criminal about masturbating here!

Check out more about Italy’s Supreme Court public masturbation ruling here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/11/italys-supreme-court-rules-public-masturbation-not-crime/

Russia Blocks Access To Pornhub and YouPorn

img_5939The biggest adult websites in the world, Pornhub and YouPorn, have been blocked in Russia. This is the second time Roskomnadzor, the state agency watchdogs in charge of monitoring the internet, blocked the porn sites. It seems the Russian government wants citizens to go “meet people in real life.”

An official Pornhub twitter account responded to the news by tweeting this (indecent) proposal to the Russians: “If we gave you a guys Pornhub Premium account, will you un ban Pornhub in Russia?” Roskomnadzor responded with: “@Pornhub sorry, we are not in the market and the demography is not a commodity.” Those Russian prudes really have some snappy comebacks—we bet their sexually frustrated citizens find them hilarious.

Want to exercise your sexual freedom? Here’s to life, liberty, and the right to watch internet porn!

Check out more about Russia blocking Pornhub and YouPorn here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/15/russia-blocks-access-pornhub-youporn-tells-citizens-go-meet-people-real-life/

This Massager Can Make You Cum Through Your Clothes 

Image Source: Hi on IndieGoGo
Image Source: Hi on IndieGoGo

These days, it’s all about instant gratification—so why should getting off be any different? There’s now a massager promising intense, fast orgasms, without even needing to get naked! Hi Full Body Massager is a magical ergonomic device designed by clinical sexologists to give you “full body relaxation, and multiple orgasms in just minutes, anywhere you want.”

Hi offers a money back guarantee, as well as help with all kinds of physical maladies from stress and PMS to sore muscles and migraines. While it’s probably too large to travel with, a sex toy capable of so many benefits definitely seems worth it. And who knows, maybe it will spark a new clothes-on masturbating craze!

Looking for a quick fix yourself? We deliver intense, fast action right here!

Check out more about the massager that can make you cum through your clothes: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/full-body-massage-orgasm-through-clothes/