Hugh Hefner (1926-2017)

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Image Credit: CNN.com

Hugh Hefner died on Wednesday, September 27, aged 91. We here at the NiteFlirt blog usually keep things light, with fun stories and joke lists and whatnot, but Hef was a pioneer for free speech and sexual expression in the United States. And Playboy wasn’t just a men’s magazine with sexy pictures and implied smoking-jacket-casual manhood; it left a mark (or burn mark, depending on your personal ethics) on the landscape of American culture.

Playboy launched and solidified artists and writers like Ray Bradbury and Kurt Vonnegut Jr. It provided in-depth insight into the US and world economies. The women featured in its pages were launched into the public eye, and a few like Pam Anderson and Jenna Jameson were launched into the friggin’ stratosphere. Was it kitschy and misogynistic? Could easily be (and has often been) seen that way, but it did lend a hand in casualizing – normalizing – the thing that keeps our species making more of our species, as an unofficial godfather of the sexual revolution.

The original playboy himself wasn’t some saint, both standing up for LGBTQIA groups in the 1950s and civil rights in the 1960s while being accused of being a pimp (could be argued) and a corruptive influence on “the youth” (seriously, what impactful person HASN’T been accused of corruption of those nebulous “youth”?). But we here will remember him for his contributions to not only publishing, but enjoying a little sexy fun in private without a government hovering over our collective shoulders about it.

So our hats (and pants) off to the late head of the magazine that millions of growing teenagers hid under their beds, kept dads hiding that cardboard box in the back of the closet, and changed the USA one sticky-paged free speech fight at a time. Come celebrate the fun of that sexual revolution he embodied, right here at NiteFlirt, and keep the good times rolling!

Porn Site Seriously Wants To Bring Back ‘Sense8’

3611176281_b2810d22f4_zThe sex-positive, queer-centered Netflix show Sense8 is now officially kaput—unless xHamster gets its way. The sci-fi thriller could get a second life on one of the internet’s most popular porn sites. Recently, xHamster penned an open letter praising Sense8‘s “polyamorous perversity,” and offered to produce the show on its site.

“xHamster has a long history of fighting for the rights of sexual free speech and non-normative sexuality,” said the vice president. While the site currently produces The Sex Factor, a reality show in which people compete to be the next big porn star, xHamster doesn’t have experience producing non-pornographic, “traditional” entertainment. But who knows, maybe mainstream TV produced on a porn site could change the way we view television.

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Check out more about xHamster wanting to produce Sense8: https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-porn-website-seriously-wants-to-bring-back-sense8-1797965863

Man Wanted To Make a Baby During the Eclipse

One man had very specific plans for how he’d like to experience the total solar eclipse in Oregon: make a baby. He posted an ad on Craigslist to find a game partner willing to go on a “cosmic orgasmic” adventure with him. “If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening,” he writes.

Image Credit: NASA
Image Credit: NASA

But the real magic happens when totality occurs: “we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” In order for this to happen, the man’s cock will need to be directed towards the sun, because “both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.” So, ladies, if you’re down for some metaphysical fucking, you can experience a “brief moment of ecstasy”—but only if you like cats.

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Check out the man’s craigslist ad to make a baby during the eclipse here: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/167779/craigslist-ad-totality-eclipse-pregnancy

Michigan Finally Wants To Ban Police From Legally Having Sex With Prostitutes

trumppeefaceSoon, Michigan police might need to give up a very unique job perk. A bill advancing in the state legislature would ban Michigan police from having legal sex with prostitutes during undercover investigations. Lawmakers say Michigan is the last state in the union that offers police officers immunity from prosecution if they have have paid sex while undercover.

“This is pretty significant when you’re the only state left in the country who still makes allowances for undercover police to accommodate sexual intercourse. And finally we’re to the point where we need to eradicate this law and repeal it and get rid of it,” Republican Senator Judy Emmons said. The Michigan police claim that they do not take advantage of the immunity offered under the law, but regardless, “it’s still on the books,” as Emmons says. The legislation will move on to the state House after it was unanimously approved in the Michigan Senate. God bless America!

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Check out more about Michigan finally passing legislation to ban police from legally fucking sex workers:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449250/Michigan-police-t-paid-sex-anymore-lawmaker.html

You Can Now Get Plan B Out of a Vending Machine on UC Davis Campus

ALEXA FONTANILLA / AGGIE
ALEXA FONTANILLA / AGGIE

What happens when the condom breaks and the drug store’s closed? Usually, panic. This is why UC Davis has decided to make sexual wellness products like Plan B readily available to students—in a convenient vending machine on campus! The vending machine, called “Wellness to Go,” offers a wide array of health products for students, including condoms and Plan B.

The machine dispenses the emergency contraceptive for $30—a lower price than at local pharmacies—making it affordable and available for those who need it at any time. It’s thoughtfully located in a place with lots of people and traffic, so that women feel safe and comfortable taking care of their sexual health needs. Of course, many consider the emergency contraceptive being sold in a vending machine to be “controversial,” but proponents argue that it’s a “health equity issue, providing resources for women to manage their reproductive health in the best possible way.” They hope by increasing access, the vending machine will help decrease stigma about Plan B—and ultimately, prioritize women’s sexual health.

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Check out more about the vending machine dispensing Plan B at UC Davis: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/you-can-now-get-plan-b-out-of-a-vending-machine-in-yolo-county

Hacker Takes Over 200 ISIS Accounts and Fills Them With Gay Porn

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A hacker known only as ‘WauchalaGhost’ has created an amazing way to troll ISIS—by taking over the members’ accounts and planting gay porn on them! So far, the hacker has taken over more than 250 ISIS Twitter accounts, filling them with both pornographic and intimate images of homosexuality. He began targeting the accounts in the wake of the Pulse Orlando gay nightclub massacre as a way to combat the terrorist organization’s hatred of LGBT people.

He has replaced hundreds of profiles with pro-ISIS images with pro-LGBT messages and graphic porn because, as he explained to CNN, he wanted to offend the Jihadist extremists. As a result of his brave actions, he’s received death threats and beheading images, which he claims are good because “if they are focusing on me they are not doing anything else.” ‘WauchalaGhost says he can crack an account in just 60 seconds, explaining most ISIS posters have the technical skills of a 10-year-old. Hackers: fighting terrorism, one pornographic image at a time!

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Check out more about the hacker filling ISIS accounts with gay porn by clicking here!

‘Good Morning America’ Tweets ’69 Days Until Summer,’ and Internet Appropriately Responds

gronk-rt-69It seems “Good Morning America” just wanted to count down to summer with their bafflingly clueless tweet, but Twitter had other ideas. Here is the tweet GMA sent out that set the internet ablaze: “69 Days Until Summer!” Of course, Twitter responded in kind—but probably not how you think.

Everyone immediately replied with “Nice.” Why? It seems there’s a long internet tradition that whenever ’69’ appears, in any context, the response you’re supposed to give is “nice.” This is called “The Game,” which according to NYMag, demonstrates your knowledge of “an extremely cool activity (which is, to be clear, having sex).” So, basically, the internet is horny and loves 69—and “Good Morning America” just loves summer!

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Check out more about GMA’s 69 tweet here: 

Fox News Host Cracks Oral Sex Joke About Ivanka Trump

ivankaIt seems Fox News just can’t stay away from controversy lately. Jesse Watters, the new co-host of Fox’s The Five, cracked an inappropriate sex joke about Ivanka Trump in the middle of a news segment. After discussing the first daughter getting booed at a women’s conference, Watters ended his commentary by saying he “really liked how she was speaking into that microphone.”

Watters then smirked slyly into the camera before his co-host abruptly changed the subject away from the remark. As Daily Dot explains, “Watter’s pause and expression, along with the closeness with which Ivanka held the microphone to her mouth, made it clear to most of the internet that the Fox host was making an oral sex joke at Ivanka’s expense.” The internet either agreed with Watters or called him out for being a “full blown creeper of women,” as one Twitter user put it. Watters has denied that he made a dirty joke, claiming he was referring to how her voice was “low and steady and resonates like a smooth-jazz radio DJ.” Hmm—yeah, that sounds totally innocent.

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Check out more about the Fox News lewd sex joke about Ivanka Trump here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/jesse-watters-oral-sex-ivanka-trump/

Second Annual Pornhub Scholarship Awards Student $25K

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Image Source: PornHub Cares

Pornhub is proving nerdy is sexy in an unusual and amazing way with its second annual Pornhub Cares Scholarship. The massive porn site awarded University of Michigan grad student Natalie Nevarez $25,000 to work on her doctoral thesis in biopsychology. The scholarship was created to celebrate and support “outstanding women pursuing a career in science, technology, engineering or mathematics (STEM) exclusively,” in hopes that historically underrepresented women in STEM fields will make the world a better place.

Nevarez stood out to the competition’s judges not only because of her compelling personal story—she’s the daughter of Mexican migrant fruit pickers—but also because of the exciting research she conducts. In her audition video, she describes her interest in the neurobiology of monogamy, and how brain chemistry affects monogamous relationships in prairie voles. “It has a lot of applications for human health and I’m personally very interested in drug addiction and social relationships so I’m hoping to keep doing that after I graduate,” she said in the video. Right on, women in STEM and the mega porn sites that support them!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s second annual scholarship competition here and watch the YouTube video below!

New York Judge Grants Threesome Participants Shared Custody Rights

New York Judge Grants Threesome Participants Shared Custody Rights 

In an unprecedented ruling for New York state, a judge decided “three’s company” in a custody case involving a polyamorous relationship. A former Long Island couple and their neighbor was awarded “tri-custody” of their 10-year-old son who was born from the threesome. It seems that the former couple was “conventionally married,” until they became chummy with their female neighbor and, “began to engage in intimate relations.”

The three adults decided to live together and have a baby, and all agreed they would raise the child together. Unfortunately, after a time, the women decided to become a twosome and they left the guy, which led him to sue for custody. The man lost, as the judge decided it was in the best interest of the child, and because “No one told these three people to create this unique relationship.” Too bad for these polyamorous people that three eventually became a crowd!

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Check out more about the threesome participants’ shared custody: https://jezebel.com/new-york-judge-grants-threesome-participants-shared-cus-1793199794