You Can Now Watch ‘Hamilton’ On Pornhub

9876280146_6533018f8a_zIf you didn’t get Hamilton tickets this Christmas, we’ve got some good news: it’s now available for viewing online. It’s true, you can watch the genre-bending musical totally free. There’s just one catch: you’ll have to watch it on Pornhub.

One generous user named “Broadwayfucker” uploaded the 75-minute clip to the x-rated site under the title “REVOLUTIONARY TWINKS HAVE HISTORICAL FUN.” Another user then tag-teamed the video, sharing another video of the same length under the name “revolutionary boys get dirty on american politics part 1.” Not only can you watch the show that’s nearly impossible to get tickets for, but the videos are shot from very expensive upper balcony seats. Thanks, Pornhub bootleggers, for giving users the best Christmas gift ever!

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Here’s more about how you can watch Hamilton on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/hamilton-act-one-pornhub/

Penis Whitening Is Gaining Popularity In Asia

doctor-1297054_640It seems men in Southeast Asia are interested in whitening more than just their teeth. A hospital in Thailand is currently offering penis whitening, a dangerous and shockingly popular treatment. As many as 100 men per month are willing to travel from countries all around Southeast Asia, including Mynamar, Cambodia, and Hong Kong to get their cocks bleached.

Penis whitening recently reached viral status on Thai TV and social media when the clinic posted a picture of a man undergoing the laser procedure. The Thai health ministry responded by cautioning people against the surgery, which is temporary at best and can cause harm to men’s reproductive system and to their sex life, among other scary side effects. The procedure has attracted men aged 22 to 55 years old and members of the LGBT community, who can get five sessions for $650. Come on, guys— there’s better ways you can spend money on your dick…

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Check out more about penis whitening in Asia: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/apparently-penis-whitening-is-now-a-thing-in-thailand/

New Erectile Dysfunction Gel is Literally Dynamite

Image Source: Blewit.comThere’s a dynamite new product out there for tackling impotence: a gel containing explosive nitroglycerin! In trials, rubbing a pea-size amount of the gel gave 7 in 10 men who suffer from erectile dysfunction boners within 10 minutes. According to researchers, it works up to 12 times faster than Viagra.

“The rub-on gel works by releasing a nitric oxide gas that widens tiny blood vessels, increasing blood flow to the penis,” reports NY Post. In trials involving more than 220 men, 44 percent achieved hard-ons within 5 minutes, and for 70 percent, it took less than 10 minutes. Viagra and other impotence pills take between 30 minutes to an hour to kick in, and many sufferers don’t respond to these drugs. Researchers plan to continue trials and say the gel may be available by next year.

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Check out more about a new erectile dysfunction drug that works better than Viagra: https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/new-erectile-dysfunction-gel-is-literally-dynamite/

Staten Islanders Are Really Into Kinky Sex

Screenshot 2016-09-06 03.44.02New York City’s least populous and most conservative borough is also its kinkiest. That’s right: in the city that never sleeps, Staten Island is staying up all night getting its freak on! According to the NY Post, Staten Island is leading the way in online sex-product purchases and BDSM website registrations.

“Kinky” Island not only bought the most sex toys but also dominated (pun intended!) the registration list of the membership-based Wasteland.com, aka “the Internet’s oldest and most popular BDSM, fetish and alternative sexuality site.” NY Post says, “Of the 68,791 New Yorkers who registered on the site in the last year and half, 21,326 — or 31% — were from Staten Island, followed by Brooklyn (19,263; 28%); Manhattan (16,511; 24%); Queens (8,252; 12%) and The Bronx (3,439; 5%).” In the words of Wasteland.com: “Welcome to the porn industry, where nothing is obvious.”

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Check out more about how Staten Islanders are really into kink: https://nypost.com/2016/07/31/staten-islanders-are-really-into-kinky-sex/

This Fetish Is So Weird, Only One Person Has It

michelleSea-monster porn is a thing, but it seems only one person is financing the unusual, scaly genre. According to Vice, an anonymous man with a fetish for sea-monster sex is responsible for bankrolling all of the 100 or so porn clips that exist online. His maritime fantasies are so specific that he commissions Bitch Slap Studios, a production studio that specializes in custom-made porn, to bring them to life for around $15,000 a film.

He prefers movies in which “an actor dressed in a mass-market sea-monster costume has his slimy, scaly way with terrorized female performers.” He also wants to see missionary sex along with “mostly the girl and some monster, but never mostly the monster and some of the girl.” But most important of all, he needs “a horror feel without any goofy/funny monster behavior.” Whatever floats your (monster) boat!

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Check out more about the man who finances sea-monster porn: https://nypost.com/2018/01/10/this-fetish-is-so-weird-only-one-person-has-it/

‘Transgender’ Sex Robots Are Coming To A Bedroom Near You

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotRealbotix wants to spice things up in your bedroom with an exciting new product—transgender sex robots. The company responsible for the female Harmony sex droid, a sexbot powered by artificial intelligence software, is now considering a trans version too. The lifelike sex dolls have their own personalities and can even have a conversation with you.

A male version is currently in development, but Realbotix said a transgender model could be the company’s next big project. “We do believe there is a market not only for transgender, but for any other sexual preferences of gender,” said Realbotix. The company already offers the option of transgender sex dolls without robotic function, but they say it wouldn’t be too difficult to re-design for a mixed-sex version. In the meantime, the new male Harmony sex robot will have “bionic penises” that would be “better than a vibrator.”

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Check out more about transgender sex robots: https://nypost.com/2018/01/12/transgender-sex-robots-are-coming-to-a-bedroom-near-you/

This Is The Porn People Watched In 2017

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PM2017 was a big year for uploading and viewing porn. According to Pornhub’s annual data analytics report, there were a mind-boggling 23 billion visits to the porn mega-site last year, or 64 million visits per day! Wondering what porn viewers were searching for?

The top three trending searches were “Porn for Women,” “Rick and Morty” and “Fidget Spinners.” Virtual reality porn also continued to grow in popularity, but “lesbian” is the real star of 2017, coming in as the top single search term. Riley Reid and Jordi El Nino Polla were the top searched-for female and male porn stars, respectively. Some other interesting findings: people stopped watching porn for the solar eclipse, the Game of Thrones finale, and the iPhone X live Event. Oh, and Sunday is the busiest day on Pornhub.

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Here’s more about Pornhub’s 2017 Year In Review: https://www.forbes.com/sites/curtissilver/2018/01/09/pornhub-2017-year-in-review-insights-report-reveals-statistical-proof-we-love-porn

Subway’s Accidental BDSM Tweet

Subway’s been very very naughty on Twitter. The fast-food chain recently posted a tweet that many people believe implied BDSM. “In 2017 we subbed, we loved, and we sub-loved. All in all, pretty good year,” the tweet says.

With the words “sub-love,” people on Twitter immediately picked up on the tweet’s sexual undertones. As one person asked, “how many times do you receive dom jokes per day and do they ever get tiring?” Another person said, “as a subber, thank you so much.” Subway replied to the tweets as if the company had no idea what people were talking about—or else maybe it’s all part of the sub-dom play!

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Check out more about Subway’s accidental BDSM tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/subway-sub-tweet/

Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

Harvard Hosts Annual ‘Anal Sex 101’ Class

cuckoldHarvard students who aspire to be at the bottom of the class are signing up for “Anal Sex 101.” The prestigious Ivy League hosts the class annually as part of Sex Week, which also offers classes like “Kink 101” and “Beyond the Hub: Broadening Your Porn Horizons.” “It’s all about practice, practice, practice,” instructor Natasha tells the pupils at the nation’s No. 2 college.

Students learn how to relax their rectums and the importance of butt plugs as they’re schooled on the ins and outs of sodomy. “Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas … the butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole,” says Natasha. Some lucky raffle winners take home vibrators, and everyone walks away with free condoms and sex toy cleaners—not to mention a million dollar sexual education!

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Check out more about Anal Sex 101 at Harvard: https://nypost.com/2017/11/08/harvard-hosts-annual-anal-sex-101-class/