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Australians Are The Horniest On The Planet For Valentines

It turns out Aussie millennials are the horniest on the planet this time of year. A global survey revealed Aussie millennials have more sex than any other country on Valentine’s Day. Researchers found a whopping 57% had sex with their partner last Valentine’s Day.

That’s more than all other countries surveyed, including France (44%), Germany (48%), UK (41%) and USA (46%). Australia knows how to really celebrate V-Day! Way to keep things sexy in the land Down Under (wink wink!).

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Check out more about Australians fucking the most on Valentines: https://www.buzzfeed.com/marielasummerhays01/sex-toys-for-valentines-day

Woman Making Handmade Tortillas With A Sex Toy Goes Viral

A woman selling homemade tortillas online got the internet’s attention with her choice of rolling pin. As the post began circulating online, commenters agreed that the purple device on the side of the her workspace was definitely a sex toy. But the woman insisted that the item was actually a “vibrating rolling pin.”

The woman originally shared a picture of her prep area with the purple object, which appears to have “Durex” printed on it, sitting on the side with bits of flour on it. “You been rolling them with a dildo,” a concerned person wrote. The insulted tortilla-maker replied: “Only a uncultured swine would not see that it’s a vibrating rolling pin.” The tweet has been retweeted nearly 200 times and liked over 1000 times.

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Check out more about a woman making tortillas with a sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html

Viral Video Shows Teen Playing Pornhub Theme At School Talent Show

An adventurous teen showed off his talent in front of his entire school by playing the intro to all the Pornhub community videos. But that’s not the best part—it’s obvious from the reaction seen in the now viral video that a whole lot of kids at that school knew exactly what the song was. Twitter is impressed with the young man’s ballsy heroics: “Not all heroes wear capes,” Twitter user @wavybot declared, to which @riddledittle responded, “But some watch porn.”

Some Twitter users were surprised Pornhub has a theme song: “The fact that all [these] children caught on to it that quick and I’m here like ‘the fuck! They had a theme song’ I skip to the good parts,” Twitter user @Miss_Glow_ wrote. Others wanted to know which faculty member awkwardly ratted him out by admitting they knew what the song was. There’s one thing everyone can agree on: Pornhub should totally give him a free lifetime subscription for his activism…when he turns 18.

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Check out more about a teen playing the Pornhub theme song at his school’s talent show: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pornhub-theme-drums-talent-show/

Julianne Hough Moans And Twitches As Practitioner Pulled ‘Energy’ Out Of Her Ass

There’s an eyebrow-raising video of Julianne Hough writhing and howling as an energy worker worked on her… assets. The Dancing with the Stars personality was there to get “energy” pulled out of her asshole. Yup. She tweeted: “Gonna tell my kids this is ‘The Exorcist‘…I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy.”

“There’s always a huge dissipation of energy and a feeling of relief, release, freedom,” the energy healer said in the viral video as Hough shrieked and convulsed. He hovered his hand down the length of her spine, resting at her ass before making a pulling motion. A commenter on her post said, “It looks like close to, if not a complete orgasm. I know that there are pressure points around the anus and the very sensitive nerves around the genital area… not particularly related to the act of anal…. those feelings are often described as orgasmic or an intense release of ‘pressure.’”

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Check out more about Julianne Hough moaning with pleasure as energy is pulled out of her ass: https://jezebel.com/a-goop-approved-energy-practioner-pulled-energy-out-of-1841202040

Tried And True Holiday Sex Positions

We’ve got the perfect way for you to spice up the holidays: the sleigh ride sex position! This position is perfect for lazy and festive days with very little movement required. For the ultimate “Sleigh Ride,” one person lies face-down on the bed with legs straight and hips slightly raised. Their partner lies over them, a little bit like the doggy style.

You could also try the Stuffed Bird sex position, which is perfect for lazy fucking with minimal effort. According to couples, it’s also great with a hangover. To master the Stuffed Bird, one person lies down on their side and while their partner lies behind as the big spoon. We can always get behind festive fucking!

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Check out more about sex positions perfect for the holidays: https://nypost.com/2019/12/25/the-sleigh-ride-sex-position-is-the-perfect-way-to-heat-up-your-christmas/

Brands Are Tweeting X-Rated Comments

It seems companies are getting in on the meme game where people challenge their followers to name things you can say 1) during sex and 2) while tweeting on behalf of your brand. To Netflix’s tweet “what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?”, Ben & Jerry’s responded with, “Do you wanna take a lick?” Wingstop said, “Bone-in please.”

Pepsi apparently likes it in the butt: “we prefer it in the can.” While Absolut had solid advice for both vodka and fucking—“Slow down, you want it to last”—Instagram got right to the point: “double tap.” Kettle Chips said “you can go elbow deep in me” and Tazo Tea had this helpful tip: “Sometimes it helps to blow on it first.” Of course, Animal Planet requested that followers “send a *good* snake pic.”

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Check out more about brands tweeting X-rated comments: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/netflix-brands-name-something-you-say-during-sex

Meme ‘Name Something You Can Say During Sex And Another Activity’ Goes Viral

Apparently there are a lot of things you can say that will make sense both during sex and while being held hostage, at a football game, or any other unrelated activity. The Twitter meme that follows the format, “Name something you can say during sex and also while [unrelated activity]” has everyone on the internet playing along. Someone asked, “Name something you can say during a Giants game and sex,” and a Twitter user responded: “Didn’t perform well but at least we’re gaining more experience.”

One person said, “Why am I even here? This is terrible. What I got at home is better anyways” in response to another who wrote, “What’s something you say in a Starbucks and that you can also say during sex?” To a hostage situation someone tweeted, “I think the bonds are a bit loose. Can you please tighten them?” Journalist David Itzkoff wrote, “I hope this doesn’t get overshadowed by a baby someday” in response to someone who asked Twitter users to “name something you can say during Star Wars and sex.”

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Check out more about a meme that asks Twitter to name something they can say during sex and an another activity:https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/name-something-you-can-say-during-sex-meme/

Harry Styles Delivers Big Laughs On Raunchy ‘SNL’ Sketch

A racy SNL skit with Harry Styles made viewers’ mouths water for Sara Lee. Harry Styles played a Sara Lee social media moderator whose raunchy sex life ended up in the company’s social media page. He is called into a meeting with his bosses after accidentally using the Sara Lee account — instead of his personal one — to comment “Wreck me daddy” and “Destroy me king” on a photo of Nick Jonas on the singer’s Instagram account.

On a different photo, he commented with sexually suggestive emojis, explaining that they mean “getting railed to death.” In a post about Sara Lee cheesecake, he said he was feeling “A little moody after being used. Why do guys freak out when I ask them to spit in mouth.” He also direct-messaged singer Shawn Mendes to offer him a “special holiday promotion,” which was “a picture of my open throat.” Nobody does it like Sara Lee!

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Check out more about Harry Styles’ raunchy ‘SNL’ sketch: https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/sara-lee-reacts-to-harry-styles-raunchy-snl-sketch/