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You Can Send “Spite Porn” To Naughty Exes

Have you been a bad boy? Then you might be getting an X-rated, custom scolding from a porn star. Porn star and financial dominatrix Allie Eve Knox says she’s seeing a rise in humiliation requests — that is, from people who’ve been wronged and are asking her to send a nasty message as payback.

Knox is calling the new venture “spite porn,” where customers can pay her to send bait-and-switch sexy videos, where seductive solo-play gives way to utterly humiliating verbal spankings. “A woman just ordered a custom video from me to send to her ex husband and have me shame him for all the shit he did while they were together,” Knox tweeted. The cam girl takes video requests via a few websites plus “fetish Skypes” that start at 10 bucks per minute.

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Check out more about sending ‘spite porn’ to naughty exes: https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/beware-of-the-latest-sex-trend-spite-porn-being-sent-to-naughty-exes/

Pornhub Parody “Scrubhub” Features Videos About Washing Dirty Hands

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Pornhub has a new parody site featuring filthy content—literally. Scrubhub is a collection of satirical handwashing videos featuring both everyday people and Pornhub models like Asa Akira, Danika Mori, and June Liu. The site’s purpose is to emphasize the importance of hand-washing with lightness and humor. 

“Cleanest Porn Ever” is a campaign driven by Pornhub’s Model Program community featuring instructional videos from performers all around the world. The Vice President of Pornhub said in a press release: “We thought this presented a unique opportunity for Pornhub to bring some joy to something that has become so mundane and repetitive.” Musicians, comedians and the like will also be featured washing their dirty hands twice daily on the site.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s parody site, Scrubhub: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-scrubhub-hand-washing-parody/

Dutch Government Urges Lonely Citizens To Find A “Sex Buddy”

Horny Dutch citizens should find a “sex buddy” to help overcome loneliness during lockdown, according to the Dutch government. The National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) had been criticized for not offering “sex advice for singles” during the pandemic. So to rectify the situation, they urged citizens to find a fuck buddy!

“It makes sense that as a single [person] you also want to have physical contact” during the pandemic, the RIVM said. The agency told people to avoid sex if one person suspects they have coronavirus, but added: “meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or ‘sex buddy’), provided you are free of illness.” The RIVM also said citizens should have “sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible,” suggesting “erotic stories” and “masturbating together.”

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Check out more about the Dutch government telling citizens to find a fuck buddy: https://nypost.com/2020/05/16/dutch-government-to-lonely-citizens-on-lockdown-find-a-sex-buddy/

FC Seoul Fills Empty Stands With Sex Dolls In Place Of Fans

South Korean sports team FC Seoul got a hefty fine for filling their empty stands with sex dolls during their K-League match. Around 20 dolls were placed in the stadium wearing the team’s colors with the logo of SoloS, a sex toy seller. The sex dolls were placed in the arena as a substitute for fans who are not currently allowed to attend games because of the coronavirus pandemic. 

The dolls, both male and female, were seen wearing masks and were socially distanced in the stands. K-League rules state inappropriate or sexual advertisements are not permitted and officials have decided to impose a record fine, ESPN reports. “Our intention from the start was to provide even a small entertainment after it was decided that the games would be hosted behind closed doors due to coronavirus,” the team said in a statement of apology to fans.

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Check out more about a South Korean sports team using sex dolls to fill empty stands: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8341547/FC-Seoul-slapped-record-67-000-fine-filling-stands-SEX-DOLLS-place-fans.html

Quarantined Gamblers Bet On Porn Stars Playing Beer Pong

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Sports gamblers have gotten creative during the coronavirus crisis—by betting on a pornographic version of beer pong. Adult actresses competed virtually in a “Two Girls, 12 Cups” beer pong tournament, where they distracted their opponents with sex toys and other naughtiness. According to the game’s rules, “Players will be allowed – and encouraged – to distract their opponent. … Distractions that will be permitted will include sexy gestures, including flashing, groping and jiggling of breasts, as well as twerking.”

Participants also wore sex toys connected to the internet that could be activated during the game to further allow fans to distract players. And at least once per game, players would spin an action wheel that would force an opponent to confront a selection of obstacles — including vibrating sex toys. More than 1,000 gamblers placed bets during the competition, and adult actress Jayden Cole won $2,000 for her efforts.

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Check out more about gamblers betting on virtual X-rated beer pong: https://nypost.com/2020/05/15/gamblers-hard-up-for-bets-wager-on-porn-stars-playing-beer-pong/

Kink Offers BDSM Backgrounds For Kinksters

Get ready for your virtual orgy! Porn site Kink is letting you video chat from their most recognizable sets. Designers at Kink created backdrops of their Hogtied room, Ultimate Surrender wrestling ring, padded cell, bondage wall, and a bank of urinals — just to name a few.

There are a dozen in total, all SFW offerings with NSFW backstories should you decide to use one for a conference call. “Now that our shelter-in-place order has been extended, we want to help everyone have a little kinky fun,” said Kink.com. “Kink’s always helped people live out their fantasies — and we need that now more than ever.”

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Check out more about Kink’s Zoom backgrounds: https://mashable.com/article/sex-zoom-backgrounds-kink-bdsm/

Oregon’s Coronavirus Sex PSA Puts NYC’s To Shame With Graphic Emojis

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Oregon has released a coronavirus sex guide — and this one has visuals. While NYC’s PSA went viral, Oregon’s handbook for fucking during the pandemic includes explicit emojis. “This is the horniest psa i’ve ever seen and i love it,” responded one amused Twitter user.

“Take this time to find out what makes you feel good,” the health agency wrote, along with colorful pictures of a Fleshlight, condoms and a vibrator. It also illustrates Oregon’s efforts to keep citizens clean while they do the dirty, which includes a pair of hands dutifully washing “for at least twenty seconds” — that’s “before and after sex.” The infographic also suggests “pressing pause” on “rimming,” an echo of New York’s viral guide, which explicitly warned readers about eating ass.

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Check out more about Oregon’s graphic PSA sex guide: https://nypost.com/2020/04/10/oregons-graphic-coronavirus-sex-psa-puts-nycs-to-shame/

A Sex Robot Saved This Couple’s Marriage

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A couple who shelled out $7,000 for a computerized, artificial-intelligence sex doll claim to have fallen madly in love with the robot, who they say saved their marriage. When the couple’s polyamorous relationship fell apart, they decided a sex doll would be the perfect “sexual surrogate” that could “be banged, cleaned and packed away.” But after getting the sex doll, they developed strong feelings: “Calling Camila a sex doll is like calling a computer a calculator,” the wife says. “She is so much more than just something to have sex with, although she can bend in many ways and that’s, of course, something we enjoy. 

“If it was just a doll to have sex with, we could have spent much less than $7,000,” she adds. The wife explains that her husband is not just pleased with the sex doll’s physical capabilities, but also her emotional ones. The husband feels the sex doll really “gets” him, which makes sense considering he custom-designed her personality and pre-loaded it before delivery. Based on his specs, the sex doll can change moods, initiate sexual intercourse when she is “in the mood” and can spout hundreds of programmed words in a soft Scottish accent.

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Check out more about a sex doll that saved a couple’s marriage: https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/couple-has-real-feelings-for-7k-sex-robot-that-saved-their-marriage/

8 Tweets About Sex During Quarantine

Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like right now. Here are the best 8 tweets.

  1. “Me: I’ve got the coronavirus. Bae: so I’m not seeing you this week?” Bae gonna have to wait!
  2. “I’m so horny this is rock bottom: ‘do you watch rick and morty. PICKLE RICKKKKK.’” There is a Rick and Morty porn parody!
  3. “We’re in quarantine so if ur still not getting booty pics ur a loser.” Show some love, send a booty pic!
  4. “Never having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.” It’s funny cause it’s true.
  5. “if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation.” Fair enough!
  6. “bae: come over. me: can’t in self isolation. Bae: my parents aren’t home. me: but they SHOULD be.” Bae, have you heard of phone sex?
  7. “My mom is overly supportive: Mom: ‘I bet with social distancing phone sex is on the rise.’” Mama knows best.
  8. “There are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask “what are we” after the second zoom date, join your ex’s new girlfriend’s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.” The glass is half full!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about sex during quarantine: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/tweets-about-sex-and-dating-during-self-isolati

Prankster Puts Porn-Filled Easter Eggs Into Florida Town’s Mailboxes

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Residents of Flagler County, Florida got an eggs-rated surprise this Easter. It seems the Easter Playboy bunny left eggs filled with pornographic pictures in neighbors’ mailboxes. According to authorities, the plastic eggs contained a random assortment of goodies, including a fish-shaped cracker, toilet paper, and a powdered drink mix along with eggs-plicit images. 

The social media masses had a lot to say about the prank—as one person aptly said, “quarantine bringing out the strange.” The FCSO is investigating the incidents, and is hoping people will come forward with their home’s surveillance footage catching the culprit in the XXX (EGGS-EGGS-EGGS) act. Maybe it’s a sign that we should all be fucking like bunnies this spring?

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Check out more about porn-filled eggs in Florida residents’ mailboxes: https://nypost.com/2020/04/09/porn-filled-easter-eggs-stuffed-into-florida-towns-mailboxes/