Category: LOL!

Model Passes Out While Joining Mile High Club

A model joined the Mile High Club—but she might not remember it that well. The woman passed out at the moment of climax with her boyfriend after they experienced extreme turbulence at 5,000 feet. The model told her 467K+ followers on TikTok that she and her boyfriend were on vacation in Las Vegas when they decided to charter a “sex jet.”

She and her boyfriend found a company in Sin City operating a small private plane that caters specifically to couples looking to join the Mile High Club. But the alcohol and high temperatures suddenly combined with turbulence and extreme pleasure proved too much for her to handle. “One minute we were going for it and I came so hard and then fainted underneath my boyfriend,” she confessed. “We both really enjoyed the experience, [and] we’ll definitely be going up again!” she said.

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Check out more about a model passing out while having sex in a private plane: https://nypost.com/2021/12/10/models-mile-high-sex-scare-i-fainted-underneath-my-boyfriend/

Jake Gyllenhaal Says Filming Sex Scenes With Crush Jennifer Aniston Was ‘Torture’

Jake Gyllenhaal revealed that he had such a massive boner for Jennifer Aniston that it was “torture” doing sex scenes with her. The pair starred together in 2002 film The Good Girl and Gyllenhaal said it was pretty hard (wink wink) because of his real life crush on Aniston. In a Howard Stern interview, Gyllenhaal admitted, “Oh yeah, it was torture, yes it was.”

He added, ”But it was also not torture. I mean, come on, it was like a mix of both.” He also talked about a well-placed pillow—Aniston’s suggestion—that helped a lot with any, ahem, awkwardness. “That was just preemptive and used generally always when actually in a horizontal place in that movie. I think that was actually a Jennifer suggestion, she was very kind to suggest it before we began,” Gyllenhaal recalled. “She was like, ‘I’m putting a pillow here.”’

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Check out more about Jake Gyllenhaal filming sex scenes with his real life crush Jennifer Aniston: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10063323/Jake-Gyllenhaal-reveals-torture-doing-love-scenes-real-life-crush-Jennifer-Aniston.html

Rachel Dolezal Is Sharing Feet Pics On OnlyFans

Former Harvard professor, Rachel Dolezal, who was outed for posing as Black, has recently joined OnlyFans. In her Instagram post, Dolezal wrote that she plans to post about fitness, her hair, her art— and “things like foot pics.” Not surprisingly, the internet is reacting: “rachel dolezal launched her onlyfans and listed a bunch of stuff she’ll be posting about like working out and makeup tips and was just like ‘oh yeah and foot pics too’ lmaooooo,” a Twitter user said.

“Just subbed to Rachel Dolezal’s OnlyFans and her feet white as hell,” another Twitter user wrote. Many have drawn parallels between Dolezal’s announcement of her account and OnlyFans’ porn ban: “It’s no coincidence that OnlyFans is ending their sexually explicit content days after Rachel Dolezal gets an account,” comedian Marcella Arguello tweeted. “Kind of incredible that OnlyFans decided to jump off a bridge less than 12 hours after Rachel Dolezal opened an account,” someone else said.

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Check out more about Rachel Dolezal posting feet pics on OnlyFans: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/rachel-dolezal-onlyfans/

The Internet Insists Avocado Tastes Like ‘Clean Dick’

Have you ever eaten avocado and had a feeling you’ve tasted it somewhere before—not on toast. Well, one tweet blew up the internet with the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “clean penis.” The post is blowing people’s minds—and making them yearn for blow jobs.

Someone first tweeted, “avocado tastes like clean dick pass it on.” Soon, many others chimed in: “ever since I found out avocado tastes like dick I can’t stop eating it.” One person said, “avocado tastes like fresh dick I’m talking right out the shower,” while another summed up many peoples’ reactions: “one time I read a tweet saying ‘avocado tastes like clean dick’ and I haven’t known peace since.”

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Check out more tweets about how avocado tastes like clean dick: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

12 American Food Names That Sound Like Sex Positions

You’re not the only one with a dirty mind at the grocery store. A Reddit user recently asked kinksters of the internet to share some popular food names that sound exactly like sex positions. Here are some of the wildest responses:

  1. “Boston cream pie.”
    Well, yeah. 
  2. “Memphis dry rub.”
    Who’s up for a trip to Tennessee?
  3. “Sloppy Joe.”
    Getting dirty!
  4. “Banana split.”
    Sounds acrobatic. 
  5. “Mississippi mud pie.”
    Sloshing!
  6. “Kumquat.”
    Well, it does sound like…
  7. “Hot Pocket.”
    We’re down to try!
  8. “Cincinnati three-way.”
    That could definitely get confusing…
  9. “Nut butter.”
    Sounds more like lube.
  10. “In-N-Out.”
    We think this was named intentionally…
  11. “Pulled pork.”
    Our mouths are watering.
  12. “Stuffed cabbage.”
    Naughty and delicious!

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Check out more food names that sound like sex positions: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/foods-sound-like-sex

The Bachelor Had Two ‘Minders’ To Insure He Didn’t Have Sex

It seems actual cock-blockers were called in for the Bachelor. Jimmy Nicholson has revealed the extreme lengths producers went to make sure he didn’t have sex with any of the contestants. He said he was banned from sleeping with the women in the mansion before the final rose ceremony.

The production company made sure there weren’t any secret hook-ups by hiring a pair of “minders” to accompany Jimmy at all times. He explained, “Whenever you’re with the ladies, even one-on-one time, there’s a camera there. So unless you want to make a…” He then explained he had two “minders”—most likely senior producers—who he jokingly described as ‘hired friends’ to insure he didn’t get up to any naughtiness.

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Check out more about the Bachelor having two “minders” so he wouldn’t fuck any of the ladies: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9902933/The-Bachelor-Jimmy-Nicholson-two-minders-hired-stop-having-sex.html

Olympians Post Clips Of Athletes Trying To Destroy The Cardboard ‘Anti-Sex’ Beds

Determined athletes are competing to break their cardboard “anti-sex” beds in the Tokyo Olympic village. The beds—made out of recycled cardboard—were meant to deter athletes from fucking at this year’s games. They have apparently been designed to crumble when more than one person climbs on—so scores of athletes from across the world’s teams have taken to social media to share hilarious clips of them competing to debunk the anti-sex rumor. 

The US women’s rugby team filmed themselves “performing CPR,” doing yoga, having tantrums and carrying out hardcore wrestling moves on top of one of the cardboard beds—but it still doesn’t break. The clip, which was posted to 24-year-old American athlete Ilona Maher’s TikTok account, ends with a cheeky nod to the anti-sex rumors: Ilona jokes, “And for this last take, Nicole and I will be having s-” as the video cuts off. It comes after another American athlete, runner Paul Chelimo tweeted the cardboard beds were installed to “avoid intimacy”—which he quickly debunked by jumping up and down on the bed.

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Check out more about Olympic athletes trying to break the cardboard ‘anti-sex’ beds: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9829887/Athletes-post-hilarious-clips-trying-destroy-Olympic-cardboard-anti-sex-beds.html

Attempted Robbery Thwarted By A Sex Toy

There’s more than one way to catch a thief—including an X-rated way. A Russian sex shop worker saved the day after chasing a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo. Footage from the sex store in Russia shows the saleswoman hitting the naughty robber with a dildo. 

The saleswoman was working late when the masked thief reportedly entered the store and brandished a small knife. The suspect allegedly demanded money from the shop’s till but the plucky saleswoman can be seen chasing him off with a huge dildo. Not surprisingly, the footage is going viral with 135,000 views, where the woman can be seen seizing the long sex toy and whacking the thief over the head with it before chasing him out of the store.

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Check out more about a woman chasing off a robber with a double-ended dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830589/Armed-robber-beaten-sex-toy-Russian-sex-shop.html

Cristin Milioti Discusses Her ’20 Orgasms’ In Made For Love

Cristin Milioti works hard to perfect her craft—which also involves perfecting her orgasms. The star of the HBO show “Made For Love” did a roundtable with other actresses, discussing on-screen sex scenes. Milioti talked about the pilot episode, where she was getting head from her husband—with the camera zoomed-in on her Big O face.

“They had me do, like, 20 orgasms,” Milioti said. “They had a camera right here [right up to her face] and they were like, ‘Great, now do an orgasm like it’s real. Now do it like you’re faking it for him. Now do it like you want it…’” Other actresses weighed in on the sex-scenes they’ve done: Aidy Bryant talked about confronting body image issues in intimate scenes, while Kaley Cuoco discussed awkwardly hovering over a man she was pretending to fuck. Thank you, ladies, for your O-utstanding performances!

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Check out more about Cristin Milioti’s 20 orgasms in ‘Made For Love’: https://jezebel.com/cristin-milioti-faked-20-orgasms-so-you-could-enjoy-mad-

Emergency Crew Rescues Sex Doll Mistaken For Drowning Woman

SOS seems to also mean “save our sex doll” after a recent mishap. A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude “drowning woman”—only to discover that it was actually a floating life-size sex doll. The shenanigans was all recorded by a woman: “While filming a fishing video, I thought a dead body floating in the water had washed up, but it was a blow-up doll,” she wrote about the strange scene.

The influencer shared the moment with her more than 272,000 subscribers on YouTube, explaining that someone else had mistakenly phoned the authorities over the “drowning” woman, prompting emergency services to arrive. Photos show multiple fire and rescue brigades, police, and an ambulance working to dredge the sex doll from the water in front of a crowd of onlookers. Thankfully, the adult toy was “rescued safely,” according to the influencer.

Check out more about emergency rescuers discovering a sex doll mistaken for a drowning woman: https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman