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Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

TattooQueer performance artist Abel Azcona is letting Donald Trump know how he really feels—by tattooing the words “Make America Great Again” on his butt-hole! The tattooing happened in an art gallery in Chicago, amongst a large crowd of eager onlookers. The words of the president’s campaign slogan has been permanently inked onto the artist’s anus in what the artist describes as the ultimate queer, political act.

Azcona explains that he considers the anus tattoo to be a bold statement, where he is using his body as a political tool of resistance. “The anus is a pleasure zone for many people, and an area of sin for others. I think demystifying what the anus is, and writing a fascist political motto like that in my anus, is a clearly critical and subversive action,” the artist explained to HuffPo. As a performance artist for more than 12 years, his painfully powerful statement is another way for him to use his body as a “weapon of empowerment.” It’s pretty clear where he thinks Trump can stick his campaign promise!

Want to use your body in bold new ways? We’ve got pleasure and sin right here!

Check out more about the artist who tattooed “Make America Great Again” on his anus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-america-great-again-anus-tattoo_us_58cac967e4b0ec9d29d9bba0?23423423

Author NiteFlirtPosted on April 13, 2017April 11, 2017Categories LOL!, NewsTags Abel Azcona, Anus, Donal Trump, Make America Great Again, Politics, POTUS, queer, tattoos, What an AssholeLeave a comment on Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

Hilarious Tweets About Sex In Your Thirties

white-1822497_640Ah, sex in your thirties. It’s probably hotter than it’s ever been—women reach their sexual peak in their 30s, after all—but you might not have the, um, stamina you did in your 20s. Here are the most accurate and hilarious tweets to sum up the experience.

  1. “Oooo baby, whatcha got under them khakis—sex in your 30s”
    Here’s looking at you, hot soccer MILFs!
  2. “Sex In Your 30s #Haikuha
    We can open this
    2nd bottle or wine, or
    have sex—but not both.”

    Well, both things are likely to make you sleepy…
  3. “Listen, I’m 30. It would behoove you to not walk in my bedroom thinking you’re gonna be the best I ever had the first time we have sex.”
    So much less naïve than in your twenties.
  4. “Is it a thing when you’re in your 30s to be normal and unassuming one day and a raging sex fiend the next? Asking for a friend.”
    Woman in her thirties: feeling hot hot hot!
  5. “I think all the sex in your twenties just fine tunes the kind of perv you’ll be in your thirties…”
    Yup, pretty much!
  6. “Sex in my 30s has been varied. No threesomes, a couple of twosomes…….. lots of onesomes.”
    Nothing wrong with some good self-love!
  7. “Being in your 30s is just wanting sex, naps, and new throw pillows all the time.”
    Sounds like heaven.
  8. “The best part about sex in your thirties is that you can go totally HAM, take a Centrum, and then be asleep by 11pm.”
    And again, sex in your thirties is sounding pretty nice…

Feeling hot hot hot yourself? Come swing those sexy khakis our way!

Check out more tweets that accurately sums up sex in your thirties: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-sex-in-your-30s_us_58d94c05e4b03787d35ad111

Author NiteFlirtPosted on April 11, 2017April 10, 2017Categories LOL!Tags 20s Vs 30s, Growing Up Sucks, MILF, naps, onesomes, sex, sleep, Thirties, twitter, wineLeave a comment on Hilarious Tweets About Sex In Your Thirties

Grindr Launches Custom Gay Emojis

MAIN-Grindr-emojisGrindr has a solution for all those thirsty gay guys who were worried they were being too subtle with the eggplant emoji: ‘gaymojis’! The gay dating app’s custom gay emojis is adding a special way for naughty dudes to flirt. The kinky cartoons are explicit and varied enough for users to really, ahem, experiment with.

There’s handcuffs, a banana hammock, a guy on the top bunk and a guy on the bottom bunk, and even a pierced eggplant! And if you aren’t confident those will get your message across, there’s an emoji of a ball-gagged and blindfolded man. “Almost 20 percent of all Grindr messages use emojis,” creative director of Grindr told the New York Times. “There’s this shift going on culturally and we need to follow the users where they’re taking us,” he said. Grindr, instead of a high-five, you get a giant hand slapping an ass!

Feel like getting naughty yourself? Well, we say: peach with a telephone emoji!

Check out more about Grindr’s new gay emojis: https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/grindrs-new-custom-emojis-theyre-10032706

Author NiteFlirtPosted on April 7, 2017April 4, 2017Categories LOL!, TechnologyTags Apps, Eggplant Top/Bottom, Emojis, gay, gaymojis, Grindr, Kiki, sextingLeave a comment on Grindr Launches Custom Gay Emojis

5 Nastiest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary 

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Leave it to Urban Dictionary to compile all the weirdest, grossest, most obscure sex acts. These descriptions are probably stranger than anything you’ve seen on Pornhub. We can only hope that many of these have never been tried by actual humans before (check out the complete and much grosser list compiled by Jezebel below).

  1. The Flying Camel
    “As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.” Indeed—stay classy, UD.
  2. Charizarding
    “When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say ‘You don’t have have enough badges to train me.’” [This is a new take on an old favorite, The Flaming Amazon.] This one requires extreme caution!
  3. Kennebunkport Surprise 
    “Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman’s vagina.” Two words: just. no.
  4. The Landshark
    “The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.” This one definitely warrants the Jaws theme song!
  5. Ballcuzi
    “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.” Ah, how cute: balls and rubber duckies!

Looking to get freaky yourself? Not even UD has definitions for some of the stuff you’ll see at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the nastiest sex acts on Urban Dictionary: https://jezebel.com/the-10-grossest-sex-acts-as-described-by-urban-dictiona-1627699479

Author NiteFlirtPosted on April 5, 2017March 31, 2017Categories LOL!Tags Ballcuzi, Charizarding, Don't Try This At Home, Kennelbunkport Surprise, The Flying Camel, The Landshark, Urban DictionaryLeave a comment on 5 Nastiest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary 

‘Fifty Shades’ of Cock: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film 

Since Fifty Shades broke everyone’s hearts with its lack of full-frontal nudity, Jezebel decided to do humanity the great service of compiling a list of the best dick you see on-screen. These 50 films have excellent cock shots from beloved celebrities—and even good ass shots! Here are the top 10 (check out the complete list below):

  1. Chris Evans, Not Another Teen Movie
    Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum!
  2. Jason Biggs, American Reunion
    This hilarious shot features the American Pie star’s dick literally up close and personal: pressed against the lens of a magnify glass!
  3. Peter Gallagher, Summer Lovers
    A very young, very sexy Peter Gallagher reveals all in this hot summer romance!
  4. Giles Marini, Sex and the City
    Who can forget this unforgettable scene of the hot Italian actor bathing nude beneath a waterfall?!
  5. Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies
    Huge dick, and wild doggy-style sex scenes—what more can you ask for?
  6. Wesley Snipes, Wildcats
    Snipes definitely let his “wild cat” out in this classic football movie. Score!
  7. Vincent Gallo, The Brown Bunny
    This film also famously features an actual, real-live blow job!
  8. Richard Gere, American Gigolo
    Classic actor, classic dick.
  9. Kevin Bacon, Wild Things
    Bacon wasn’t shy about showing off his pork in this racy movie with plenty of full-frontal nudity and wild pool sex!
  10. Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
    Giant golden dick, anyone? Praise be!

Looking for something racy yourself? Come find out where the real “Wild Things” are right here!

Check out Jezebel’s list of the 50 best on-screen dick with all their NSFW glory by here

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Author NiteFlirtPosted on April 4, 2017March 30, 2017Categories LOL!, NewsTags Best Dick on Big Screen, celebrities, Cock Shot, Famous, fifty shades of grey, Jezebel, nsfw, Top ListsLeave a comment on ‘Fifty Shades’ of Cock: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film 

#ThingsISayAfterSex Is the Funniest Hashtag On Twitter 

AfterSex 640Oh, Twitter. Just when we think the tweets can’t get any funnier, along comes the hashtag #ThingsISayAfterSex. Try not to cry—whether from laughter or truth—after reading these.

  1. Get tested. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Safety first!
  2. Good game. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    High five!
  3. Nothing, because I don’t like to talk to my right hand. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  4. Why are you still here? #ThingsISayAfterSex
    That was good and all but…
  5. You gonna change my grade now? #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Hot for teacher!
  6. Bring your friend over next time. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Three’s company too!
  7. I better be breathless and not able to say anything. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    One would hope.
  8. DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX. #ThingsISayAfterSex 
    Truth.

Looking for an experience that will leave you breathless? Let’s do some dirty talking!

Check out more #ThingsISayAfterSex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthawieder/people-are-tweeting-thingsisayaftersex-and-its-too-funny

Author NiteFlirtPosted on March 13, 2017March 9, 2017Categories LOL!Tags #thingsIsayaftersex, after sex, hot for teacher, now that's funny, sex, tweets, twitterLeave a comment on #ThingsISayAfterSex Is the Funniest Hashtag On Twitter 

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