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Gay Porn Inspires Viral Meme

bieberThere’s something about porn that works really well for memes. And the latest porn meme might be the best internet catchphrase of the year: “Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?” The quote comes from a gay porn scene in Private Lessons 3 where a man has hired a chef to make a salad for a woman—and then proceeds to fuck the chef right in front of her.

While she eats the salad, the man casually penetrates the chef from behind—and from her indignant reaction, a viral porn meme is born (you can watch the scene below). It didn’t take long before “Right in front of my salad?” was shared all over Twitter: “Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??” says one hilarious user. Once again the comedic potential of porn is not lost on the internet.

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Check out more about the gay porn scene that became a viral meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/right-in-front-of-my-salad-meme/

Riley Reid Helps Put Porn Back Into Memes

Originally posted to The Daily Dot

It makes sense that porn and memes just seem to go together. And the latest amusing screengrab of porn star Riley Reid saying “Oh fuck, put it back in!” is no exception. The meme of the adult entertainer’s face while getting her hair pulled goes surprisingly well with the most mundane situations (check them out below).

There’s even a popular subreddit that’s made a game of listing scenarios where “put it back in!” would be appropriate. Things like, “When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it’s still cold in the middle” and “When your headphones catch on a doorknob and pop outta your ears” are good examples. Reid isn’t the first porn star to be featured in a hilarious meme (think: Tori Black’s notable “It’s so fucking big!”), but we’re guessing this meme will be “in” for a long, long time.

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Check out more about the Riley Reid porn meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/porn-meme-put-it-back-in/

Museum of Sex Patron Sues After Injury On the Boob Bounce House

Cum_2_Sabrina02It seems an attraction that’s part of the Museum of Sex’s “Pleasures of the Erotic Playground” isn’t all that pleasurable. A Ralph Lauren executive is suing because of an accident on the boob bounce house. The mishap happened while bouncing between two boobs at the Jump for Joy Attraction.

“She was bouncing between the two boobs and then she didn’t bounce up,” explained a source who witnessed the accident. The woman claims she needs dental implants and surgery to repair her nose, and is seeking unspecified damages for the medical treatment and the emotional trauma she suffered. The once joyful attraction has closed for repair on two occasions since the incident, which is such a shame because, really, boobs give so much joy!

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Here’s more about about a woman suing after an accident on the boob bounce house: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700968/Woman-sues-Museum-Sex-accident-bounce-house.html

This Woman Wore An Unsolicited Dick Pic Costume

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re one of those people who plans their Halloween costume months in advance, we’ve got a seriously great one: an unsolicited dick pic! A clever lady wore the costume to a “The Internet” party and, obviously, it was a big hit (unlike unsolicited dick pics in real life…). “The perfectly executed costume featured a slightly curved tip/hat and an all-too-real, probably because it was, text convo (sample line: ‘fancy a fuck?’),” reports Refinery 29 (check out a pic below).

Not surprisingly, the internet went berserk for the hilarious costume—right down to the brilliant pink suede skirt. “Not all heroes wear capes. But some wear unsolicited dick pic costumes,” said one Twitter user. We think it’s fair to say, this woman wins the costume contest!

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Check out this woman’s unsolicited dick pic costume here: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/07/164920/dick-pic-costume-party-clementine-ford

6 Public Sex Horror Stories

Sometimes having public sex can go horribly, horribly wrong. Whether it was awkward, dangerous, or just funny, we bet your naughty experience probably went better than these public sex horror stories. Here are 6 to make you cringe and laugh.

  1. Dorm sex
    What happens when you try to fuck on every floor of the dorm building—and then the janitor walks in on you humping on the pool table? “He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out.”
  2. Pool bathroom fiasco
    “The guy I was seeing was in town for work but had to share a hotel room with co-workers. We were swimming late and decided to go into the pool bathroom to have sex. We were really going at it in a stall when a cop peeked his head over the door.” Whoops—it’s only sexy when you don’t get caught!
  3. Gooooaaaaallll!
    This person stumbled upon a strange clapping sound coming from the soccer field and saw “some guy kneeling inside one of the goal posts, with his bare ass thrusting away.” So, naturally, he yelled, “Goooooaaaaaallll!” But the best part? The guy kept thrusting away, and raised a single fist into the air to show his approval!
  4. Church sex
    “I was bottoming for a guy in a church parking lot, and we were spotted by one of the pastors who was walking by. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot.” Christ, that’s naughty!
  5. Terrible butt-dial
    What’s the worst-case scenario for an accidental butt-dial? This: “My ex and I were having car sex in the parking lot of our college and accidentally butt-dialed his very conservative mom’s home phone. Apparently we left a rather lengthy voicemail of our tryst.”
  6. The grand experience
    “My boyfriend and I were having sex in a hammock at the Grand Canyon. We thought we were being sneaky about it until we realized the trees were bouncing. Pretty sure I ruined a family’s trip to one of the greatest wonders of the world.” Well, the family got an experience they won’t soon forget!

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Check out more public sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/public-sex-is-interesting-idk

Porn Stars Teach Advanced Sex Positions To Moms For Mother’s Day

Screen Capture: Trendzz on YouTube
Screen Capture: Trendzz on YouTube

Forget flowers and brunch these kids gave mom what she really wanted for Mother’s Day: hot sex! Porn stars are showing moms how to spice it up in the bedroom by demonstrating some really advanced sexual positions! Three frisky, fifty-something moms and their game husbands (one with an actual porn mustache!) are learning all the hottest porn star moves, including the Piledriver, a must-be-seen-to-be-believed position called the Erotic Accordion, and the Arc de Triomphe (check out the video below).

The Piledriver requires some yogic flexibility for the woman and some strong thigh muscles for the dude: with this sexy maneuver, the woman lies on her back with her legs over her head, while the guy stands above and thrusts into her (great for g-spot stimulation!) The Erotic Accordion has the guy lie on his back with his knees tucked up to his chest while his lady squats over him and bounces up and down on his dick like a bouncy ball—fun! The last, the Arc de Triomphe, allows the woman-on-top to arch her back as far as it will go, sort of like an erotic limbo! Happy Mother’s Day!

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Check out the video of moms learning advanced sex moves from porn stars below or visit Huff Po for more!

The Growing World of Anonymous Dick Pic Appreciation Sites

Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks
Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks

When you hear about dick pics these days, it’s mostly about unwanted, unsolicited ones. But online forums are changing all that by letting strangers’ explore their exhibitionist side with consent—and lots of enthusiasm from viewers. Subreddits, Twitter and Tumblr are places where members can celebrate dick pics and satisfy viewers’ cravings for cock. As one appreciator told Broadly, “Pretty much 90 percent of what I look at [when I masturbate] is dick pics.”

The posters love showing off their dicks to thirsty fans, who find the experience to be sex-positive and body-positive. As Superdude4agze explains, “98 percent-plus of the comments are about how nice the poster’s member is and what the commenter would like to do with it.” And if “validation and arousal” weren’t enough to turn dick pics’ bad rap around, the sites also prove that consent is sexy, as the pics are mostly requested from someone privately or actively sought out online. When all parties are on board and enjoying the sexy experience equally, what’s not to love?

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Check out more about dick pic appreciation sites here!

Hacker Takes Over 200 ISIS Accounts and Fills Them With Gay Porn

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A hacker known only as ‘WauchalaGhost’ has created an amazing way to troll ISIS—by taking over the members’ accounts and planting gay porn on them! So far, the hacker has taken over more than 250 ISIS Twitter accounts, filling them with both pornographic and intimate images of homosexuality. He began targeting the accounts in the wake of the Pulse Orlando gay nightclub massacre as a way to combat the terrorist organization’s hatred of LGBT people.

He has replaced hundreds of profiles with pro-ISIS images with pro-LGBT messages and graphic porn because, as he explained to CNN, he wanted to offend the Jihadist extremists. As a result of his brave actions, he’s received death threats and beheading images, which he claims are good because “if they are focusing on me they are not doing anything else.” ‘WauchalaGhost says he can crack an account in just 60 seconds, explaining most ISIS posters have the technical skills of a 10-year-old. Hackers: fighting terrorism, one pornographic image at a time!

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Check out more about the hacker filling ISIS accounts with gay porn by clicking here!

‘Good Morning America’ Tweets ’69 Days Until Summer,’ and Internet Appropriately Responds

gronk-rt-69It seems “Good Morning America” just wanted to count down to summer with their bafflingly clueless tweet, but Twitter had other ideas. Here is the tweet GMA sent out that set the internet ablaze: “69 Days Until Summer!” Of course, Twitter responded in kind—but probably not how you think.

Everyone immediately replied with “Nice.” Why? It seems there’s a long internet tradition that whenever ’69’ appears, in any context, the response you’re supposed to give is “nice.” This is called “The Game,” which according to NYMag, demonstrates your knowledge of “an extremely cool activity (which is, to be clear, having sex).” So, basically, the internet is horny and loves 69—and “Good Morning America” just loves summer!

Want to demonstrate your love of 69? We’ve got one word for you: nice!

 

Check out more about GMA’s 69 tweet here: 

You Can Actually Buy a Lego Strip Club

Image Source: Citizen Brick
Image Source: Citizen Brick

Just when you think you’ve seen it all with innovative Lego creations, someone goes ahead and creates a Lego strip club! The unofficial and very NSFW custom Lego strip joint is called Foxy Blox, and it’s available for purchase for $275.00. Yes, you can actually buy what is probably the most unique and definitely the sexiest set in history.

“Filled with glint and glam, hologram foil bricks and working lighting, your half naked Lego figs will be paying their way through medical school in no time,” reports Gizmodo. The set includes such fun details as hologram foil stamped wall pieces, working LED lights, and four exclusive stripper “minifigs” and a shirtless emcee that looks uncannily like a Ron Swanson Chippendale dancer. As the set’s manufacturers say, the Foxy Blox “is a place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance.”

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Check out the strip club Lego set on Gizmodo