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Woman Using Boyfriend’s Balls As A Makeup Blender Goes Viral

Sometimes, inspiration comes in the unlikeliest of places—and for one Florida woman, it came in the form of her boyfriend’s balls. A video of her using her man’s testicles as a makeup blender has gone viral, and it really is as nuts as it sounds (watch the video below, if you dare). “I never in a million years imagined it would get this much attention,” Johnna Hines told The Huffington Post.

The clip, which was originally posted on Twitter, shows the woman applying concealer to her forehead—with actual human balls. “To be honest, it worked surprisingly well,” Hines said. She went on to explain that she got the idea because her boyfriend sometimes puts his balls on her head as a joke. Obviously, the apple falling on Newton’s head seems an apt comparison here.

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Check out more about a woman using her boyfriend’s balls to apply makeup: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-uses-boyfriends-balls-as-a-beauty-blender-like-its-meant-to-be-nsfw_us_58fe2658e4b018a9ce5d564e

Porn Stars Bash Ted Cruz In New Funny Or Die Clip

You might think porn stars love the publicity after Ted Cruz was caught “liking” a porn video, but you’d be wrong. In Funny or Die’s latest clip, x-rated actresses literally bare all in bashing the conservative politician. According to these adult entertainers, porn should be for all adults—except Ted Cruz (watch the hilarious video below).

“We don’t want our films anywhere near Ted Cruz…because he’s too gross,” explains a porn star. They go on to explain that they’ve experienced plenty of gross things in porn—“I’ve been peed in my butt and in my pussy…I’ve snorted cum,” for example—but “Ted Cruz is grosser than all of that combined.” In short, they urge Ted Cruz to stop watching porn: “I can feel your tiny beady eyes staring at me and it gives my soul diarrhea.”

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Check out the Funny or Die clip: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-hate-ted-cruz-twitter_us_59ba9ea0e4b02da0e13fd0f5

8 Sexy Costumes To Take Your Role-Playing To The Next Level

What better time to experiment with role-playing than on Halloween? A costume can bring out new sides of yourself and inspire you to get adventurous in the bedroom. Here are some of the sexiest costumes to help you get into character.

Spiderman
While you can’t actually shoot webs, you can use this as the perfect excuse to tie up your partner!
Harley Quinn
This character’s one of the most searched for on Pornhub for a reason. You’ll have no problem getting into the mood with this sexy ensemble.
Jessica Rabbit
The sexiest cartoon vixen in film history and she comes with the added bonus of some steamy detective scenarios.
Morticia Addams
Morticia and Gomez are one of the kinkiest fictional couples, ever. Whips, chains, swords, and waltzing await you!
School uniform
Sexy school girl, anyone? Hit me baby one more time!
Little Red Riding Hood
With this little girl lost in the woods scenario, you’ll do plenty of riding!
Leopard
Looking for some wild sex? You’ll be scratching and howling!
Astronaut
“Ready for a challenge? Pretend you’re an astronaut coming into, um, contact with an alien (your partner) for the first time,” says Refinery29.

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Check out more sexy costumes to take your role-playing to new heights: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/10/125005/sexy-role-play-costumes#slide-16

This Genius Way To Use Nipple Clamps Has Twitter Abuzz

If you thought you could only use your nipple clamps when getting rough in the bedroom, you were wrong. The clamps, used most often to stimulate someone’s nipples during sex and BDSM play, are getting a new lease on life, thanks to one Twitter user. As it turns out, they’re great for hot sex and Hot Cheetos.

Michelle Kairu debuted this incredible idea via Twitter, after her boyfriend clipped her nipple clamps (which really do look like chip clips) onto her Cheetos bag. Twitter loved the idea, and her tweet got more than 70,000 likes from people who were super impressed by Kairu’s boyfriend’s kinky creativity. As one person said, “WHAT A FUCKING HERO. Where’s my man at????” Twitter: great for entertainment and sharing genius ideas!

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Check out more about using nipple clamps as a chip clip: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/09/174485/nipple-clamps-cheetos-bag

The ‘Right In Front Of My Salad’ Porn Gets a Sequel

After the success of “Private Lessons Part 3,” the gay porn that started the viral meme “Right In Front of My Salad,” men.com is breaking out the salad bar, again. The gay porn site was basically obligated to release a sequel, and the latest salad-porn doesn’t disappoint. “Right In Front of My Salad Again” brings back porn hunk Jaxton Wheeler, and he’s once again having sex right in front of breakout star Nikki V. and her salad (watch an X-rated clip below).

Nikki’s making a special salad for her man while he gets an in-home massage—until she finds Jaxton screwing another dude right on the massage table. You guessed it: right in front of her salad! She’s so shocked she drops her special salad on the floor. Salads and gay sex just don’t mix—except when it comes to salad tossing!

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Check out more about “Right In Front of My Salad Again”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/right-in-front-of-my-salad-meme-again/

‘Boner Coffee’ Recalled By FDA For Containing Viagra-Like Ingredient

A Texas-based coffee company issued a nationwide recall of its instant coffee after the FDA found it contained a natural ingredient comparable to what’s found in Viagra. The FDA discovered it contained Desmethyl Carbodenafil, a chemical similar to Viagra’s active ingredient Sildenaful. The “undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs, such as nitroglycerin, and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels,” the FDA said in a statement.

According to the FDA, “New of Kopi Jantan Tradisional Natural Herbs Coffee” also contained other undeclared ingredients such as milk, which could cause a serious or life-threatening allergic reaction if consumed by someone with a severe lactose allergy. It seems the coffee was promoted as a “male enhancement” product online—until the FDA put an end to the best part of waking up!

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Check out more about the ‘boner coffee’ recall: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/08/09/boner-coffee-recalled-fda-containing-viagra-like-ingredient/

7 Strange Things Humans Used To Think About Sex

Humans have had some very strange beliefs about sex throughout history. From using sparrow brains as a kind of Viagra to beliefs about fucking in the afterlife, there have been some pretty out there myths about sex. Here are the weirdest ones (check out more below). 9876280146_6533018f8a_z

Erections were caused by flatulence
The Roman physician Galen thought that erections were caused by “wind” inflating the penis, so basically any foods that made you gassy were considered aphrodisiacs.
Period sex could drain the “lifeblood” from men
Guess there were no blood hounds back in the day…
Nobility thought their purity would be marred by any kind of sexual activity in the air
Apparently, people believed that sex could permeate the air and make it unclean. One supreme pontiff barred people from fucking while he was in town, just in case.
If you had sex and then rode a horse, bad things would happen
I will just leave the full Westermarck quote for you all: “If a person who is sexually unclean rides a horse, another holy animal, the horse will probably get sores on its back, and the rider will tumble down, or be late in arriving to his destination, or will not succeed in business, or will have boils, or even die.”
Eating sparrow brains could improve your sex life
The ancient Greek goddess of love and sex, Aphrodite, was said to hold sparrows sacred, so sparrow brain was used to increase performance.
Foot binding was shorthand for good sex
The ancient Chinese practice was so popular in part because it was believed to strengthen vaginal muscles. Tiny feet signaled a better sexual experience to many men!
You could have sex in the afterlife
Egyptians believed the afterlife was just a continuation of life on earth—so of course you got to bone! Tombs famously depict sexy ladies for this very purpose.

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Check out more about the strange sex myths believed throughout history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

The 9 Laziest Types Of Sex

Let’s face it, sometimes the urge to fuck is tempered by an equally strong need to be lazy. Luckily, there’s lazy sex! Here’s the funniest examples of times when you just gotta have some lazy lovin’.

When you only start having sex after you’ve paused the show you’re watching, because you know you’ll want to finish watching it when you’re done.
Netflix and chill!
Sex that’s like “You’re the star and you can do whatever you want, as long as I get to lie down the whole time!”
Missionary to the rescue!
Sex in a sweatshirt, because it’s cold.
Yup. Sounds like some lazy winter fucking…
Sex that’s like, “Let’s just do oral so we don’t get too tired.”
Sometimes you need to save your energy.
Sex on top of a towel so you don’t have to change the sheets.
Efficient and thrifty!
Sideways sex, because that way both of you can be lying down.
Everybody loves spooning!
Sex in the shower, since it’s kind of like killing two birds with one stone.
Down to get dirty in the shower!
Sex with your clothes on so you don’t have to get dressed again, because you’re already running late.
Nothing wrong with a quickie now and then.
Sex when you’re sleepy, so you’d better get to the point.
Let’s do this!

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Check out more about the laziest types of sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/florapaul/lazy-sex

New Yorkers Ask Hotel Guests To Please Stop Fucking With the Blinds Open

Residents of a New York City public-housing building on the Lower East Side have one thing to say to guests of the adjacent hotel: please stop fucking with the blinds open. According to the New York Post, residents of the building have been bombarded with every sex act imaginable by hotel guests getting it on smashed up against the plate glass window for all to see! The residents say they’ve seen couples fucking and masturbating in the expensive rooms that are probably close enough to touch the next door public-housing building.

According to the Post, at least 47 complaints have been called in, but there’s actually not much that can be done from a legal standpoint. “The whole question is whether it’s going on in public: If you’re in your house or something [such as a hotel], you’re safe,” said a Manhattan lawyer, whose firm handles public-lewdness cases. What that means for residents is that they either need to close the blinds or look away—or, alternatively, enjoy the free show!

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Check out more about New Yorkers asking hotel guests to stop fucking with the blinds open: https://jezebel.com/close-the-shades-when-you-do-it-in-a-fancy-hotel-or-an-1797472223