Category: LOL!

A Japanese TV Show Challenged A Gay Man To See If He Could Make A Straight Man Cum

Screenshot from YouTube.com | mendotcom VideosJapan knows what people really want to watch on television. A Japanese gameshow put a straight man in a box to see if he could not cum while receiving oral sex from a gay man. In the X-rated parody of Hoko X Tate (sword vs shield), which pits opposite types of people against each other in ironic challenges, adult film actor Sawai Ryo battles it out with Takuya, aka “Tokyo’s infamous gay bar owner.” Who will win this epic battle?

Sawai claims he has so much “climax control” that no one can make him come if he doesn’t want to. Takuya however claims he has never not been able to make another man come. But, inevitably, the “stiff competition” comes to a finish as “Takuya grabs for some tissues.” The parody is called Poko X Tate, which is part of a racy late night talk show, kind of like a Japanese Howard Stern.

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Check out more about the X-rated parody of Hoko X Tate: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-japanese-tv-show-challenged-gay-man-to-see-if-he-could-mak

Exercise Your Kinky Side With BDSM Fetish Fitness and Wrestling Classes 

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But if working out isn’t you’re thing, you could always try a fetish wrestling class. “They want to be scissored, they want to be head-locked, some of them want to be knocked out by my thighs,” explains one of the female wrestlers. It all takes place in the “submission room,” filled with bright red mats where 23 strong, highly trained and very sexy female wrestlers will wrestle men into submission. And not surprisingly, the hot women win.

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Check out more about fetish fitness and wrestling classes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1587458/A-look-inside-BDSM-forced-fitness-fetish-class.html

Stormy Daniels Sues Trump Over ‘Hush Agreement’

trumppeefaceIf you thought Trump’s rumored affair with porn star Stormy Daniels couldn’t get any more scandalous, get ready for round two. The adult film star has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Trump, alleging he never signed a “hush agreement” to keep quiet about the affair. Daniels claims the nondisclosure agreement is invalid, which means she is free to publicly discuss all the tawdry details, according to the suit.

The lawsuit claims that Trump did not sign the agreement three days before the 2016 election in case he needed to deny its existence at a future date. Daniels also claims she was bullied by Trump’s lawyer into silence and that now she’s fighting back. In a 2011 interview published earlier this year by In Touch Weekly, Daniels said she met Trump at a 2006 celebrity golf tournament. Daniels’ alleged trysts with Trump took place at locations such as the Beverly Hills Hotel and at Lake Tahoe.

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels suing Trump: https://nypost.com/2018/03/06/stormy-daniels-sues-trump-over-hush-agreement/

Rhode Island Wants To Charge Citizens $20 To Access Internet Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_moneysexRhode Island lawmakers want citizens to pay an entry charge to watch adult entertainment online. In an attempt to regulate “sexual content or potentially offensive material,” two democrats proposed a bill that, if passed, would force internet-service providers to enable a “digital content blocking capability” to target sexual content as defined under the state statute. That is, depictions and descriptions of sex, whether “normal or perverted, actual or simulated,” “sadomasochistic abuse,” and images of masturbation—in other words, all porn would be banned.

Unfortunately, now that net neutrality rules have been repealed, the porn-blocking bill could actually become a law. Opponents of the bill are pointing out that it violates the First Amendment’s free speech protections, not to mention all the crucial bits of information the bill leaves out. It doesn’t specify who decides what is considered sexual content or clarify how the lawmakers even came up with a $20 fee. Come on, Rhode Island—instead of a porn fee, just let porn be free!

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Check out more about Rhode Island’s porn fee: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/rhode-island-porn-fee/

The Top Nicknames Men Call Their Cocks

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisWhile Mini Me might bring to mind the lovable character from Austin Powers, the name has more recently been used by men as a popular nickname—for their dick. A survey conducted by Lovehoney polled 660 men to find out their favorite pet names for their cocks. It seems while some men like to get creative when naming their “one-eyed monster,” real names like Peter, Jim, and Richard (Dick for short!) are the most popular.

Obviously, men who give their dick a nickname don’t take themselves too seriously: names like Billy the Willy or Guacamole, for example. 3% of men use “Little Man,” “Little Mister,” “Wee Man,” “Mini Me,” or “Tiny,” while only 1% had the balls to use “Big Boy,” “Big Man,” or “Mister Big.” Serpents were also a common theme (one-eyed snake; Spitting Cobra). And not surprisingly, most guys treat their dick with the utmost respect, with 5% of those surveyed addressing their schlong with a “mister.”

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Check out more popular penis nicknames: https://nypost.com/video/men-loving-calling-their-penis-mister/

India’s Now The Third-Biggest Porn-Watching Country In The World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_indiaEven though India loves porn (hence the Kama Sutra), slow broadband internet speeds couldn’t keep up with the demands of its horny population. But that’s all changed recently, thanks to Mukesh Ambani’s “Jio,” which is basically free 4G connection. Not surprisingly, high-speed internet brought porn to the masses, exponentially increasing Indians streaming porn.

According to a recent Pornhub study, India became the third-highest porn consumer in the world, right after the United States (#1!) and the United Kingdom. Then search terms like “Indian HD” and “HD Hindi” showed a spectacular jump of over 1000% in India. Not only that, but statistics show that after Jio, a whopping 86% of all the porn watched from India was on smartphones. Thanks for making India a hornier country, Ambanis!

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Check out more about India becoming the third-biggest porn-watching country in the world: https://www.buzzfeed.com/sahilrizwan/jio-dhan-dana-dan

Here’s The Most Popular Sex Toy In Your State

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sextoys7Now you can learn what sex toy your state loves, thanks to online adult product retailer Adam & Eve. The company figured out the best-selling sex toy in each state based on sales data from 1.5 million customers who shopped at their site. Here are the sex toys that turn your state on (check out the full list below for all 50 states).

  1. Fifty Shades Greedy Girl G-Spot VibeWest Virginia, Washington, Virginia, Texas, New Mexico, New Jersey, Missouri, Maryland, Indiana, Colorado. Naughty naughty!
  2. Bangin’ Betty Stroker Kit
    Tennessee. This silicone pussy and ass is all about Southern Comfort.
  3. FleshlightSouth Dakota, Michigan, Massachusetts. These states keep it tight!
  4. Vibrating Dual HarnessRhode Island. Giddy up!
  5. Magic WandOregon, Nevada, Hawaii. These smart states know the magic that is the Magic Wand.
  6. Liberator WedgeOklahoma, Alabama. Everyone needs a lift sometimes!
  7. Womanizer DeluxeOhio, New Hampshire, Nebraska, Louisiana, California. This clit suction cup is all the rage these days.
  8. Hydromax Hercules Water Penis PumpNorth Dakota. Getting pumped!
  9. The RabbitNew York, Georgia. It’s a classic for a reason, as these states understand.
  10. We-Vibe SyncFlorida’s really vibing on this sex toy!
  11. Fetish Fantasy Couples Sex MachineArizona—getting kinky!

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Check out more about the most popular sex toy in your state: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/most-popular-sex-toys?utm_term=.iwwwqZYp5M#.xcQxpv345g

There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisMorning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker—except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: “Did you wake up with morning wood?” While the app seems silly—in fact, the first entry on the site’s FAQ is “Are you kidding me with this?”—its aim is to get people to take erectile dysfunction seriously.

“Apparently, the first cock’s crow is a key indicator of a man’s overall health,” reports NY Post. In other words, waking up with a stiffie means everything’s normal with a guy’s hormone balance and blood flow. Morning Glory’s putting the “cock” in “cock-a-doodle-doo!”

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Check out more about the app that tracks morning wood: https://nypost.com/2018/02/06/this-app-tracks-your-erections/

How To Sext Like A Pro

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_Sara cell phone picWhen it comes to sexting, there’s a fine line between sexy and cringey. It’s just one of those things you’re expected to figure out as you go along, which isn’t always easy. Here are some tips on how to up your sexting game and avoid some awkward conversations.

  1. Don’t be a dead-weight sexting partner.Questions are a good jumping off point, but you don’t want to get to the point where you’re only asking questions and making the other person do all the work. “Oh, yeah. And then what…?” is only good at first.
  2. Start by talking about the last time you had sex or some other hot memory.“How hot was last night?” is always a good way to get things going.
  3. Don’t skimp on the details.As BuzzFeed says, “Tell me exactly where your hands, lips, etc. are gonna go, and what they’re gonna do.”
  4. Ease into it. Sexting needs foreplay too.Start slow. Teasing is all part of the fun.
  5. Never show your face.It’s always good to take the necessary precautions.
  6. Also never send unsolicited nudes.No unsolicited dick pics, guys.
  7. Use Boomerang to make sexy GIFs.The only thing better than a sexy video is a sexy GIF.
  8. Or send voice notes with WhatsApp.It’s always so much hotter to hear each other’s voices.
  9. Ask your partner about their fantasies.Then you can bring them up in a sext.
  10. Set the mood.Even though sexting in your PJ’s and pretending to be naked is fine, it’s really fun to light candles and set a romantic mood, too.
  11. Go easy on the emojis.Not the time and place for cute symbols. Use words, people!

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Check out more sexting tips: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/how-to-sext?utm_term=.vkE7pew9KN#.ju9WMANPlX

The Top Safewords For Kinky Sex

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_KinkyKristinaIf you’re into BDSM, you definitely have a safeword. Recently, sex toy retailer Lovehoney surveyed 1,280 kinky couples from around the world to find out the most popular safewords used in the bedroom. They found that the most popular way to say “Stop” during BDSM were colors and fruit.

“Banana” and “pineapple” are popular ones, but the color “red” is the number one most used safeword among kinksters. Some other creative ones include “Chupacabra” and “hufflepuff.” And as it turns out, saying a celebrity’s name is all it takes to kill the mood: “Michael Jackson,” “Justin Bieber,” “Kelly Clarkson,” and, not surprisingly, “Donald Trump” were all popular safewords.

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Check out more about the top safewords used by kinky couples: https://nypost.com/video/banana-is-one-of-the-top-safewords-for-kinky-couples/