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Naked Man Who Jumped Into Aquarium Shark Tank Wanted By Police

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mermaid_trina_masonA man made a big splash recently when he dived naked into an aquarium shark tank in Toronto. “After purchasing a ticket, he immediately disrobed and proceeded to climb over the security barrier into the exhibit,” aquarium officials said. Witnesses got a video of the man swimming nude in the shark tank while a security guard yells at him to get out of the water (watch below).

At one point, the man got out of the pool, only to dive back in again to a cheering crowd. According to one visitor, the man seemed completely relaxed while skinny dipping with sharks in the aquarium’s “Dangerous Lagoon.” Police were notified of the incident, but the man got away before an arrest could be made: “We arrived on scene within seven minutes and he was already gone,” said a police officer. “There were no injuries to the man, animals or patrons.”

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Check out more about a naked man who jumped into an aquarium shark tank: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-man-swim-sharks-toronto-ripleys_us_5bc502a5e4b055bc9478c5b8

Pornhub Will Blow Your Leaves For Free

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Pornhub wants to show their fans some appreciation—by offering to blow them for free. The porn mega-site is now offering free leaf blowing services to residents in Upstate New York. “Pornhub wants to blow you for free!! Well, your lawn actually,” Pornhub tweeted. “If you live in Dutchess County, NY email bl***@*****ub.com with your contact info+proof of address and we’ll blow you…r leaves off your lawn!”

The smut site partnered with Dutchess Lawns in Poughkeepsie for the three-day campaign aptly titled, “Pornhub Blows America.” The company saw over 500 requests for service, sending trucks emblazoned with the Pornhub logo and workers in Pornhub T-shirts to blow lawns all around Upstate New York. Pornhub said they hope to extend the leaf blowing service to other locations in the future.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s free leaf blowing service: https://nypost.com/2018/11/07/pornhub-will-blow-your-leaves-for-free/

7 Gay Porn Memes That’ll Make You Laugh Really, Really Hard

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zWhat is it about gay porn that lends itself so well to hilarious memes? All we can say is that these memes which fuse the everyday with raunchy gay porn will bring you to your knees with laughter. As BuzzFeed says, art cums in many forms.

  1. Trying to open a jar:
    “Fuck, you’re so tight.”
  2. When you show your best friends your dope new tat:
    “Ugh! That’s really good.”
  3. When the vending machine finally accepts your bill:
    “Oh yeah suck it up bitch.”
  4. Me eating a biscuit at Popeyes without a drink:
    “Fuck you’re thick.”
  5. When your mom tells you dinner is ready:
    “I’m coming!”
  6. When you go back home and see your friend’s puppy for the first time in a few months:
    “Fuck, it’s so big.”
  7. Me: Can I get two tacos?
    Taco Bell cashier: “You want it hard or you want it soft?”

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Check out more gay porn memes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/gay-porn-memes

Rare ‘Indiana Jones’ Footage With Barbra Streisand as a Dominatrix Surfaces Online

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Indiana Jones fans have gotten a naughty surprise after a rare video surfaced online. It seems Barbra Streisand put Jones’ famous whip to good use in a scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. In the video, Barbra Streisand, dressed in a leather dominatrix outfit, whips Indiana Jones until Carrie Fisher steps in to protect him!

The scene, which was part of a practical joke on star Harrison Ford, was only a rumor until recently. Now the grainy footage, which reportedly existed as part of director Steven Spielberg’s private blooper reel, has finally been leaked online. Hollywood Reporter says, “The scene features Streisand, who showed up unexpectedly on the Temple of Doom set one day in 1983, torturing Ford for Hanover Street and ‘for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi.’ Fisher then appears, quoting her Jedi line, ‘Someone who needs you!'”

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Check out more about an Indiana Jones scene featuring Barbra Streisand as a dominatrix: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rare-indiana-jones-footage-barbra-232218

Jon Hamm Eats Bull Penis Instead of Talking About His Bull Penis

17052634_81459f773e_z (1)On a recent episode of The Late Late Show, host James Corden had one very big question for Jon Hamm. During a lively game of “Spill Your Guts,” where celebrities (and Corden) are asked invasive questions, Corden wanted to know just how big his well-endowed guest really is. Should Hamm choose not to answer, he’d be forced to eat something disgusting, like chili cheese dog shakes, bird saliva and tarantulas.

“Show me with your hands how big the Hammaconda really is,” Corden says. He adds that his mom is in the audience and she only attended because she wanted to know “how big the Hammaconda is.” Well, Hamm decided not to answer how big his famous schlong is—and so he eats a dick instead. We hear bull dick is a delicacy in some parts of the world!

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Check out more about James Corden asking about Jon Hamm’s giant dick: https://jezebel.com/jon-hamm-eats-bull-penis-instead-of-talking-about-his-b-1829788576

Scientists Invent Self-Lubricating Super-Condom

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zThe future is now—in the form of a slick super-condom. Scientists at Boston University have developed a futuristic condom that forms its own lube and lasts for up to “1,000 thrusts.” The research team was one of 11 that received $100,000 grants from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in 2013 to improve on classic prophylactics, and the self-lubricating design is the latest to emerge from the contest.

When the condom is, ahem, exposed to wetness, hydrophilic polymers react to make the surface slick. “Unlike traditional condoms that lose lube during friction, this version continues to get slippery with exposure to moisture. It’ll more than outlast most users — a typical romp in the sack takes just 100 to 500 thrusts,” reports NY Post. And because the self-lubing version creates less friction, the chances of the condom breaking are significantly reduced. Slippery-when-wet-condom here we come!

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Check out more about a new super-condom: https://nypost.com/2018/10/18/scientists-invent-self-lubricating-super-condom-that-lasts-1000-thrusts/

Professor Accidentally Plays Hardcore Porn For 500 Students

bathroomOne psychology professor really knows how to get his students’ attention. On the very first day of class, he gave an excellent demonstration of a “Freudian slip” when he accidentally played hardcore porn in a packed lecture room of 500 students. The teacher started the 9am course by connecting his computer to the projector—without realizing he had pornography playing on his laptop.

The graphic video played on the big screen in front of the classroom for all the students to see and hear for at least 10 seconds. The students erupted in shock and laughter, as the professor scrambled to turn off the video. Students filmed the chaos of the classroom on SnapChat and posted it online on Reddit where it has been shared hundreds of times. “I have apologized to my class and now I want to move on,” said the professor in an interview with the school newspaper.

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Check out more about a professor accidentally playing porn in class: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6220165/Psychology-Professor-accidentally-plays-porn-packed-lecture-hall.html

Flight Attendant Suspended Over Fetish Stocking-Sniffing Video

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_princess_fawn1It seems not everything that happens in the air, stays in the air—especially when it comes to airline fetish videos. A British Airways flight attendant has been suspended after a racy video of her peeling off and smelling her uniform’s tights and shoes surfaced online. While the blond female flight attendant tried to protect her identity by blurring her face and doctoring her voice, she was caught by airline staff red-handed after making the video for an anonymous fetishist.

“So you want me to smell my shoes and my tights? Well, first of all, I’ve got to take the tights off,” the woman says. “These I’ve been wearing all day, with no knickers, just for you,” she continues as she smells the tights, and then her shoes, saying “Oh, I wish you could smell this.” Closing the clip, the female staffer unbuttons her regulation blouse to reveal her cleavage, and whispers, “I wish you were here to carry on unbuttoning my shirt. See you soon,” with a wave and a kiss. The woman seems to be part of the “thriving market” for worn airline tights and shoes among fetishists on eBay, but for now, she’s definitely “grounded.”

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Check out more about a flight attendant making a fetish video: https://nypost.com/2018/08/22/flight-attendant-suspended-over-fetish-stocking-sniffing-video/

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Mock Report On ‘Kinky’ Sex Life

pumpkinComedians Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell found a lot to laugh about after a gossip magazine detailed their kinky sex life. The couple was especially tickled by the “reporter” claiming they engaged in kinky sex in an effort to save their marriage. Shepard posted a screenshot of an email from a reporter that read, “Star is working on a story in which a source says that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have discussed having a threesome and toyed with other kinky things, like S&M and role playing. Sources say that Kristen believes this is insurance against marital meltdown.”

Shepard captioned the screencap with “The only offensive thing about this bulls—t story is that @kristenanniebell isn’t doing all this kinkiness out of horniness, but rather a desperate attempt to save her marriage.” Bell joined in on the fun, commenting on Shepard’s post with “I’d love to comment, but it’s hard to talk with this ball gag in!” The story is also laughable because the couple is known for their oversharing—like the time Shepard shared that he masturbated in traffic on the way to a vasectomy followup appointment!

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Check out more about a story about Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell’s kinky sex life: https://pagesix.com/2018/10/11/dax-shepard-and-kristen-bell-mock-report-on-kinky-sex-life/?_ga=2.104099141.494104190.1539302050-1868439075.1508384783

Pornhub Just Released A Very Raunchy Card Game

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Pornhub offered to make the already NSFW game Joking Hazard even racier. The porn mega-site combined forces with the popular game’s creators to bring you Stroking Hazard, a game with even more sexual innuendos. “The expansion pack includes 50 new cards for you to add to your original Joking Hazard game to make playing even hotter!” says Daily Dot.

The same rules still apply with Stroking Hazard: players choose cards to complete a three-panel comic from a deck with millions of possible combinations. The collaboration between porn experts and comedians promises that fans will laugh hard—really hard. Naughty players can find Stroking Hazard exclusively online for $10.

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Check out more about Stroking Hazard: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/joking-hazard-game-expansion/