Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Run Train’ Phrase Becomes Conservative Sex Controversy

nsfw-blogConservatives really “gained up” on Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for using the term “run train” in an interview with the Washington Post. Talking about a fake nude photo that had circulated on conservative sites purporting to show the congresswoman, Ocasio-Cortez told the Post “They’ve been for a very long time focusing on taking quotes out of context or manipulating them or making it seem as though I said things that I didn’t say.” She later added, “So enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.”

Conservative critics immediately pounced on the sexually explicit definitions of “run train” listed on slang dictionary sites. Ben Shapiro’s conservative news website Daily Wire used definitions on Urban Dictionary and the Online Slang Dictionary, which say “run train” can mean to “gangbang” someone. On Twitter he added, “Alex from the Bronx should probably know what ‘run train’ means and why this is hilariously terrible.” We’re pretty sure this sex controversy fits the congresswoman’s definition of what it means to mince words pretty accurately…

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Check out more about the conservative “run train” sex controversy: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-run-train/

People Who Like Spicy Food Are Having More Sex

8681037501_3f9daa5066_mIf you like spicy food you might also enjoy a spicier sex life, according to a new study. Researchers asked 2,000 Americans about their taste buds and lifestyle to examine the correlation between heat on the plate and heat in the bedroom. They found that those who like spicy foods have almost double the amount of sex of those who don’t like any spice at all on their food.

Those with spicier palates have sex 5.3 times per month compared to 3.2 times per month for those with milder tastes. The study also found that those with more exciting tastes have more exciting sex and hobbies. Those who marked themselves as “hot” in spice were more likely to have traveled around the world, gone skydiving, bungee jumping and scuba diving. Researchers weren’t surprised that spicy food lovers “are adventurous, outgoing and living life to its fullest.”

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Check out more about a study showing people who like spicy food have more sex:https://nypost.com/2019/01/22/people-who-like-spicy-food-are-having-more-sex/

Tumblr Porn Bots Have Started Commenting On Horror Art Posts

7350054890_99bf861756_oA horror artist who posts on Tumblr got a comment that was actually stranger than his spooky work. It seems one of the site’s infamous porn bots added the caption “Come to me and get a good fuck.” Obviously, it went viral, and was shared over 9,000 times by tickled Twitter users who saw the artist’s Tumblr.

As one tweet said, the comment really puts “the ‘head’ in ‘siren head.’” Another user quipped, “Ol’ grandpa slime needs a hoggin.’” But we can only guess—as one astute tweet pointed out—that horror and porn is probably someone’s kink!

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Check out more about Tumblr porn bots commenting on horror art posts:https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krishrach/tumblr-porn-bot-art-stolen

Tumblr’s Anti-Porn Algorithm Is Flagging Basically Everything As Porn

nsfw-blogtumblr’s famously unpopular decision to ban all adult content on its site has proven to be a disastrous failure. So far, tumblr seems to be flagging everything it deems to be explicit material—but it’s algorithm seems to be busted. Hundreds of users have reported having totally innocuous posts flagged on their accounts—everything from abstract art to an image of a vase.

One user was flagged for a gallery of dinosaur pics, while artist Erika Moen (the creator of Oh Joy Sex Toy) has had her fully-clothed selfies flagged as explicit, while her photos of dildos went unnoticed. A lot of people have also noticed that non-explicit LGBTQ content is being flagged, simply because it contains words like “lesbian” or “transgender.” As one poster said, “Curious to see if tumblr will walk this back or just collapse.”

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Check out more about tumblr’s busted anti-porn algorithm: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/tumblr-nsfw-algorithm-flagging-2018/

New NYC Bill Would Criminalize AirDropping Unwanted Dick Pics

imageIt seems New York City wants to put an end to creeps airdropping unwanted dick pics to strangers. Three councilmen have proposed a bill that would criminalize whipping out your dick digitally and sending it via texts. Those found guilty of so-called cyberflashing would face up to one year in jail or a fine of up to $1,000 if the bill becomes law.

“In the old days, you had to have a long trench coat and good running shoes,” said Councilman Borelli told the New York Times. “Technology has made it significantly easier to be a creep.” With your AirDrop set to allow images from “Everyone,” any iPhone user within a close range can drop you a nude—a problem that’s been happening to women for years. As one of the councilmen says, “Keep your pic in your pants.”

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Check out more about a new bill that would criminalize airdropping dick pics:https://gizmodo.com/new-nyc-bill-would-criminalize-airdropping-unwanted-dic-1830772625

YouPorn Hits Back At Starbucks Porn Crackdown

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A popular porn site isn’t taking Starbuck’s move to ban porn from its stores lying down. YouPorn has announced that it will no longer allow Starbucks products inside its offices. The site emailed its employees to inform them of the move, and a source confirmed that it’s real.

“Dear YouPorn Team, In light of the news that Starbucks has blocked customers from searching and viewing adult content within their establishments, Starbucks products will officially be banned from the YouPorn offices,” vice president of YouPorn said. Entrepreneur reported that YouPorn is really trying to hit Starbucks where it hurts most by urging its employees to buy coffee from Dunkin’ instead. It comes after Starbucks announced that it will finally launch a content-blocking tool to prevent customers from watching pornography in its stores – nearly three years after it initially vowed to do so, and long after other chains including McDonalds, Subway, and Chick-fil-A made the move.

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Check out more about YouPorn hitting back at Starbucks after its proposed porn crackdown: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6447767/YouPorn-hits-Starbucks-porn-crackdown-banning-Starbucks-offices.html

Porn Star Streaks During Dutch Football Game

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A porn star streaked naked across a football field after Dutch fans paid her to distract their rival team’s players. The adult film actress named Foxy ran out during the game wearing nothing but football socks and sneakers much to the delight of the excited stadium. The blonde waved a Rijnsburgse flag as she stormed the field and paraded around in front of shocked players and fans.

Of course, fans got footage of the spectacle, which shows Foxy trying to distract a player, who does his best to ignore her. A steward then calmly chases her as she makes her escape to the other side of the stadium. Unfortunately, Foxy’s naked streak wasn’t able to inspire Rijnsburgse to victory—the team lost 6-2 at the final whistle.

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Check out more about the porn star who streaked during a Dutch football game: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363135/Porn-star-runs-naked-football-pitch-Netherlands-Rijnsburgse-Boys-fans-paid-her.html

9 Hilarious Posts About tumblr’s Porn Ban

wtf-1780728_640The internet has a lot to say about tumblr’s recent decision to ban porn on its site. To memorialize the good-ol’ days of T&A on tumblr, these users have made some pretty hilarious posts. As BuzzFeed says, “at least we still have memes.”

  1. “tumblr users: please ban the Nazis.
    tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight.”
    See the irony here, tumblr…?
  2. “tumblr’s next update: an online ‘swear jar.’ We’ll actually have to pay every time we say the words fuck and sh*t.”
    tumblr = nagging parent.
  3. Users: fix the porn bot problem
    Tumblr staff: Ok! No more NSFW”
    Wait! No!
  4. Literally illegal to be horny on main.”
    Pretty much.
  5. Does tumblr have a nazi problem?
    No, it’s the female-aligned nipples.”
    Hmm…
  6. It’s time to go back to Myspace. Who wants to be in my Top 8?”
    NiteFlirt does!
  7. I log off for a day and y’all ban titties?”
    D’oh!
  8. No dick, no titties, no pussy…tumblr starts looking like my real life.”
    A sad fate…
  9. I can’t believe the last meme of 2018 is tumblr’s death.”
    Yup, pretty much sums it up.

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Check out more funny posts about Tumblr’s porn ban: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/tumblr-porn-ban-memes

Scientists Say Humans Will Be Having Lots Of Sex In Self-Driving Cars

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_engagement in the carA new scientific study claims humans will be able to do a whole lot more than just sleep and eat in their self-driving cars. The paper published in the Annals of Tourism Research concludes that the increased time people spend in autonomous vehicles will result in a surge of car sex. With one recent study finding that close to 60 percent of all Americans have had sex in a car, the study’s author argues it’s “not a big leap” to suggest that the practice will only increase.

“That led us to think, besides sleeping, what other things will people do in cars when free from the task of driving?” the author said. He added that the sex industry will also naturally move to self-driving cars: “It’s not impossible or that far-fetched to imagine the red light district on the move.” He also thinks that car manufacturers might start designing their vehicle cabins around sex in the near future.

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Check out more about sex in self-driving cars: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/sex-self-driving-cars/

Fendi’s $1,000 ‘Touch Of Fur’ Shawl Looks Like A Pussy

vaginaanatomyA new shawl that retails for nearly $1,000 has gotten Twitter’s attention—because people think it looks like a giant vagina. The pink shade of the silk, wool and fur shawl looks shockingly vulva-like, leading the company to remove the shawl from their website after many on social media started making pussy-jokes. The Guardian was among the first to point out that “It makes you look like you’re being born.”

A Twitter user quipped, “My DH just said ‘don’t let bald men wear it’ I can’t imagine why…” Another Twitter user was feeling inspired by the pussy-shawl: “That’s my Halloween costume sorted.” But the best response we heard from Twitter was this gem: “It does look like something warm to slip into on a cold day.”

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Check out more about Fendi’s $1000 vagina shawl: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fendi-vagina-shawl_us_5bc587e4e4b0d38b5870bc28