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Elderly Postwoman Delivers An ‘Extra Girth’ Dildo In Very Revealing Packaging

A woman who does racy modeling online learned a valuable lesson about ordering discount sex toys off the internet. After ordering an ‘extra girthy’ dildo from a discount sex toy retailer, she was mortified when her elderly postwoman delivered it in very revealing packaging. “The worst part about it was she was holding it by the balls and you could clearly tell there was a dildo in there. She was holding it like a sword when she handed it to me,” the woman said.

“She definitely knew what it was. I wanted the floor to swallow me up.” She added that the dildo “looked exactly like the more expensive one, so I decided to give it a go. I thought ‘what’s the worst that could happen?'” To sum up the very embarrassing experience, she said: “Everybody’s probably had [an online shopping] disaster but this tops them all.”

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Check out more about an elderly postwoman delivering an extra girthy dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7235917/Married-model-mortified-elderly-postwoman-hands-extra-girthy-sex-toy.html

Brazil’s President Tweeted Amateur Golden Shower Porn

After tweeting a pornographic golden shower video, Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro had a follow-up question: “What is a golden shower?” His tweets, which went out to his 3 million Twitter followers, quickly went viral. The far-right president’s tweet was apparently meant to denounce Carnaval, the annual festival marked with wild street parties.

Bolsonaro tweeted what he claimed was the new normal at Carnaval. In it, a long-haired man is seen teasing his anus with a finger while standing on a bus stop before a fellow partier then pulls out his dick and urinates in the man’s hair. The tweet did not draw the support that Bolsonaro seemed to hope it would, with commentators on both the left and right condemning him. The Workers’ Party (PT) has already said that it would be taking the president to court for sharing pornography.

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Check out more about Brazil’s far-right president tweeting porn to denounce Carnaval: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/hayesbrown/jair-bolsonaro-golden-shower-tweet-carnaval

Cheating Husband Lies Naked On Car After Wife Catches Him

A wife had an interesting punishment in mind for her cheating husband—public humiliation. While this might sound like BDSM role playing, the husband agreed to lie naked on a car in a busy Colombian street while locals laughed at him. The man begged his wife for forgiveness and agreed to participate in the embarrassing stunt in hopes of saving their marriage.

Traffic was brought to a halt on the busy road as motorists stopped and recorded the humiliating event. Footage captured on mobile phones shows the remorseful husband lying across a car’s roof while hiding his head under a towel. Colombian National Police were eventually called to the scene, fining the naughty husband $151 for causing a public nuisance on a street.

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Check out more about a cheating husband’s public humiliation: https://nypost.com/2019/05/29/cheating-hubby-agrees-to-lie-naked-on-car-after-wife-catches-him/

Boomerang Nude GIFs Are The Latest Sexting Trend

Forget about dick pics—now it’s all about dick GIFs. According to the internet, sending Boomeranged solicited nudes is the latest sexting trend. And it’s not just dick pics: there’s also butt GIFs, boob GIFs, and a veritable buffet of moving nudity.

A nude Boomerang offers something that a pic does not: a flirty bit of movement. Boomerang—an Instagram owned app—allows users to create “mini-videos” by capturing 10 photos and sticking them together to create a looping GIF. You can use the app to create Boomerangs without sharing them publicly and you can save them to your phone and send them via a messaging app. As one user says, Boomeranged nude GIFs are “like the flirty wink of nudes.”

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Check out more about Boomerang nude GIFs: https://mashable.com/article/boomerang-nudes-sexting-gifs/

Dr. Ruth Has Some Titillating Advice On Using Vibrators

Dr. Ruth is no stranger to talking frankly about sex. The 90-year-old sex therapist recently promoted her new Hulu documentary Ask Dr. Ruth by answering questions on topics ranging from chronic masturbation to open relationships. One person asked about using vibrators on a male partner— specifically what’s the most stimulating part on a male’s anatomy—and Dr. Ruth had some strong opinions.

“I don’t know any man who likes a vibrator,” she candidly answered. “Not on the penis or testicles.” She said that the vibrator has its place in the bedroom, but for women only: “she has to use the vibrator until she’s at the height of arousal, and then let him stimulate her clit to orgasm.” Dr. Ruth: still keeping it real.

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Check out more about Dr. Ruth’s advice for using vibrators in the bedroom: https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/dr-ruth-sex-dating-advice-buzzfeed

Here’s What Men And Women Search For When It Comes To Masturbation

Pornhub is celebrating National Masturbation Month by releasing data on the types of masturbation videos people are searching for. For masturbation-specific search terms, there’s an interest in voyeurism, with various searches for “public” and “caught.” As for how searches break down by demographic groups, women are 24 percent more likely to watch masturbation videos than men.

Women are 87 percent more likely to search the term “masturbation” and way more likely to search for male-related masturbation videos like “solo male masturbation” (305 percent more likely), “male masturbation” (276 percent more likely), and “hot guy masturbating” (389 percent more likely). Meanwhile, men are more likely to search for things like “jerk off challenge” (66 percent), “jerk off encouragement” (65 percent), and “jerk off instruction” (51 percent). And users under the age of 35 are far less likely to seek out masturbation videos than people who are 45 and up.

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Check out more about Pornhub data on masturbation searches: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-masturbation-men-women-age-searches/

James Blunt’s X-rated Twitter Posts

UK mega-star James Blunt is all about bawdy humor on his widely-followed social media accounts. The naughty musician took things up a notch when he shared details about his sex life on Twitter in response to a fan’s question. When the fan asked the musician about how he seduces women with his music, Blunt responded: “Wet.”

The tweet garnered over 82,000 likes and 11,000 shares. A couple of days before, another social media user had asked Blunt: “How do you get a girl with your music?” Cheeky James wrote back: “You get one free with every album purchase. (Terms and Conditions apply.)”

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Check out more about James Blunt’s X-rated Twitter posts: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6950331/James-Blunt-makes-X-rated-joke-sex-life-Twitter.html

Maisie Williams’ Tweets About Her GoT Sex Scene

The internet had a lot to say about Arya Stark’s sex scene on Game of Thrones—but none of the reactions were better than Maisie Williams’. The actor, who is now 22, has been on the show since she was a preteen, so the sex scene was definitely a big deal. On the episode, Arya seduces Gendry, saying “I want to know what it’s like before I die.”

There’s a video of Sophie Turner saying she found it “pretty damn epic.” But, of course, Maisie had some mixed feelings about the hot scene, tweeting “if u feel uncomfortable just know that my mother and my step dad and my 2 sisters and my 4 brothers have all probably watched this too ahahakillmeehehe.” She followed up the tweet with the perfect photo of her character, ahem, putting her sword into her sheath. In the words of her fan: “ur side titty will defeat the night king & thanos.”

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Check out more about Maisie Williams’ tweeting about her sex scene: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenniferabidor/maisie-williams-tweet-game-of-thrones

This Robot Can Help You Up Your Sexting Game

A new NSFW chatbot helps users explore sexting to help improve their dirty talking skills. “Slutbot” opens up new worlds of sexual self discovery by letting people share their desires in a safe, low stakes way. The online sex coaching app was born out of the most common request from SMS service Juicebox: How do you talk dirty?

Juicebox CEO and founder said, “People often don’t have the language to express their desires. They don’t have the skills. And at Juicebox we believe that the best way to learn is to just do it.” So Juicebox collaborated with erotica writers and sex coaches to offer users dirty talk experiences based on their comfort levels, like “Slow & Sensual” or “Hot & Heavy.” Slutbot lets you pick from six different paths based on gender and sexual orientation, including heterosexual, lesbian, gay, or non-binary configurations, offering a kind of interactive erotica that’s sure to teach you how to dirty talk like a pro, while getting off!

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Check out more about Slutbot: https://mashable.com/article/sexting-for-beginners-chatbot-slutbot-juicebox/

‘Game of Bones’ Porn Parody Sequel

Winter is coming (cumming?) again. Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere is the sequel to the original Game of Thrones porn parody, except this one’s much much dirtier. We’re talking hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, and royal penetration. And, of course, it looks like absolutely ridiculous fun!

Of course, it wouldn’t be Game of Bones without step-siblings fucking (which is actually less risque than the original show….). The raunchy spoof is yet another Woodrocket/Pornhub collaboration, and stars Kiara Cole, Charlotte Sartre, Gabriella Paltrova, Donnie Rock, Lance Hart, AJ, and Seth’s Beard. Now you can satiate your desire to get in on the sexy GoT action during the final season!

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Check out more about Game of Bones 2: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/game-of-bones-game-of-thrones-porn-parody/