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Construction Worker’s Sex Tip Goes Viral

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A man’s sex tip has gone viral–for all the wrong reasons. Women are skewering a construction worker for mansplaining what feels good for women during sex. “When she’s almost there, talk her through it, trust me,” the construction worker claims in his viral video.

But his comments section was quickly flooded with women begging other men not to pay attention, stating the tip was a sure-fire way to ruin the moment: “Absolutely NOT! Don’t talk I’m concentrating! Just keep on doing what you’re doing,” one pleaded. “Do not, I repeat, do NOT talk her through it!” a woman stressed, while another lamented: “Don’t mansplain my orgasm to me.” Another questioned: “What woman lied to you and why do the rest of your lovers have to suffer?!”

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Check out more about a man’s viral sex tip getting skewered by women: https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/women-roast-jason-himsworths-viral-sex-advice/

LA Deputy Investigated For Allegedly Having Sex On Duty

A California sheriff’s deputy is being investigated for having sex on the job—after accidentally broadcasting herself getting frisky on her force’s radio line. The broadcast caught her giggling playfully as she warned her male companion: “You’re gonna rip my underwear!” Sources say she is a rookie Los Angeles deputy who seemingly engaged her radio by mistake while getting handsy in a parking lot during a break from her shift at the Men’s Central Jail.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said it “is aware of a potential incident involving personnel involved in inappropriate behavior.” They said in a statement: “The department does not tolerate inappropriate behavior and has an expectation that each department member will conduct themselves in a professional manner consistent with our values.” Indeed, a deputy from the same force was fired for an almost identical incident when he left his microphone on while having sex at Universal Studios Hollywood recently.

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Check out more about an LA deputy allegedly broadcasting herself having sex while on duty: https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/la-deputy-probed-after-broadcasting-sex-on-duty/

Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has found a new focus for her condemnation of American society: butt plugs. Greene took the stage at the New York Young Republicans Club gala to announce to a room full of people in fancy dresses that butt plugs are now on sale at Target and CVS. “By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays. I don’t even know how we got here. …This is the state that we’re living in right now,” she said.

She was echoing a segment on Tucker Carlson’s show about the supposed crisis of being able to buy sex toys with relative ease. Fox News talked about finding “Tush Cush,” “Buzzy Butt,” and other adult products in a CVS—to which Carlson responded, “But it’s immoral to buy Marlboros. Blows my mind.” One thing’s for sure, MTG’s inadvertent plug for butt plugs and dildos at Target led everyone in attendance at that gala to have a really fun night.

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Check out more about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s speech on butt plugs: https://jezebel.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-delivers-rousing-speech-about-bu-1849880180

Vikings Tricked Into Celebrating Porn Star Johnny Sins On Jumbotron

The Vikings got punked—X-rated style. In a moment meant to honor the troops, the Vikings put a picture on the jumbotron that paid homage to porn star Johnny Sins. “Share photos and stories of your loved ones who have served or are currently serving using #SkolSalute for a chance to have them featured on the video board Sunday,” the Vikings tweeted.

A Twitter user then hatched a successful ruse, submitting a photo of Sins dressed in military apparel, with the caption: “Thank you for your service!” “This is my cousin Joel who served in the Army. He has always been an inspiration and someone I look up to for his heroism. He is also a HUGE Vikes fan #skolsalute”. The person in charge of filtering these messages for the Vikings claimed they didn’t know who Johnny Sins is…

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Check out more about the Vikings celebrating porn star Johnny Sins on the jumbotron: https://nypost.com/2022/11/21/vikings-tricked-into-celebrating-porn-star-johnny-sins/

Armed Police Raid Porn Set

Armed police rushed to a manor house after someone reported seeing men with guns. But when they arrived it turned out to be the set of a porn movie. The adult entertainers were dressed as security guards and the firearms were fake.

British porn star Danny D was one of the naked cast members there at the time, tweeting: “When Armed Police show up to try and cancel your @Brazzers scene [laughing face emoji].” He added, “Everything we were doing was legal—so we just needed to get dressed. I went out and told the officers, ‘They’re fake guns and we’ve hired the whole location exclusively.’” As one Twitter user said: “LOL they just want a cameo…”

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Check out more about police raiding a porn set after guns were reported: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11368037/Armed-police-rush-manor-house-ramblers-reported-men-guns-porn-set.html

Astronomer Locked Out Of Twitter After Video Of Meteor Was Mistaken For Porn

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An astronomer claims she has been locked out of her Twitter account since August after her video of a meteor shower was mistaken for explicit content by the social media giant’s moderation bots. The woman made a six-second animated video clip of the Perseid meteor shower but was locked out after it was flagged to have broken rules for containing “intimate content without the consent of the participant.” She said she will only be allowed back on to the platform if she deletes the tweet and ticks a box to acknowledge that she broke rules, which she disputes.

“I don’t really want it on my record that I have been sharing pornographic material when I haven’t,” she said. “I must have gone through the appeals process as many times as I can,” she continued. She isn’t the first user frustrated with Twitter after getting the X-rated flag for SFW material: “We found an online contact form on the help page, I must have contacted them eight times now, and I just get nothing.”

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Check out more about an astronomer getting locked out of her Twitter account after a video of a meteor was mistaken for porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11438381/Astronomer-claims-locked-Twitter-video-meteor-mistaken-PORN.html

US Air Force Draws A Dick In The Sky Near Russian Military Facilities

It seems a US Air Force refueler knows how to spend their time wisely. According to data from air-traffic tracking site FlightRadar24, the pilot drew a “phallic pattern” in the sky near several Russian military facilities in Syria. After an hour’s journey of flying east and past the island nation of Cyprus, it spent two more hours flying in a pattern resembling a dick.

The flight was just off the Syrian coast, where several Russian military facilities are located. One is an air base that has been “instrumental in servicing Russian air traffic” in the Middle East and Africa. It’s unclear if the pilot’s flight pattern was intentionally made to resemble a dick, but the US Air Force has yet to comment.

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Check out more about a US Air Force member drawing a giant cock in the sky near Russian military facilities: https://www.insider.com/us-air-force-flight-drew-phallic-pattern-near-russian-facility-2022-11

Legendary Porn Star Was Set To Star In ‘Grease’

The director of the iconic movie musical “Grease” revealed recently that the production team almost cast an X-rated Coach Calhoun. He said that they nearly hired “Deep Throat” actor Harry Reems as Rydell High’s athletics teacher. “The studio said, ‘No no no. You can’t do that.’ And so they had to fire him,” he said.

Executives at Paramount Studios were allegedly concerned that the casting of a porn star would hinder box-office numbers. “[The screenwriter who cast him] felt so bad that he gave Harry $5,000 out of his own pocket, but the poor guy was very devastated. Because it was his moment to move from porn to the real upscale world,” said the director. Reems lamented in an interview: “Acting was my true love, and I buried that possibility by going into adult films.”

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Check out more about porn star Harry Reems almost getting cast in “Grease”: https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/legendary-pornstar-harry-reems-was-set-to-star-in-grease/

Chess Prodigy Accused Of Cheating With Sex Toy Files $100M Defamation Suit

Chess prodigy Hans Niemann has got the legal world buzzing. After being accused of cheating with vibrating “anal beads,” he is suing for $100 million, claiming he was defamed by his opponent and a major gaming institution. Niemann says Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen lied by claiming he didn’t play fairly because he was furious the relative newcomer had beaten him unexpectedly at a major tournament.

Wild rumors started circulating—including the claims he’d used a rectally inserted sex toy to signal winning moves during the match. “Notorious for his inability to cope with defeat, Carlsen snapped,” the lawsuit declares—adding he “maliciously” plotted to ruin the younger player’s reputation. “Carlsen unleashed his media empire to fan the flames of [his] cheating accusations, drown out the legitimate evidence refuting them [and] blacklist Niemann from top-level chess tournaments,” the suit states.

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Check out more about a chess prodigy suing his opponent for claiming he cheated with an anal sex toy: https://nypost.com/2022/10/20/chess-prodigy-hans-niemann-accused-of-cheating-files-100m-suit/

Victoria Beckham Jokes About Tasting David’s ‘Sticky Stuff’

Posh Spice has a spicy sense of humor. Victoria Beckham posted a cheeky video on TikTok of her and husband David Beckham going beekeeping—and jokingly renamed the soccer superstar’s honey “sticky stuff.” She said in the clip: “He’s about to release his sticky stuff. His new batch of sticky stuff.”

“We have good flowage to be honest,” he quipped back. Victoria then added, “look at it—it’s pouring, that one.” She then concluded by holding up a jar of honey, “I’m just going to go and sample it. Let you know what David’s sticky stuff tastes like.” One fan commented, “Please let that be the product name!”

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Check out more about Victoria and David Beckham joking about tasting his ‘sticky stuff’: https://pagesix.com/2022/09/26/victoria-beckham-jokes-about-tasting-davids-sticky-stuff