Category: Lists

5 Flavored Lubes To Spice Up Your Sex Life

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8Sure, you know how amazing lube is, but do you know about the pleasures of flavored lube? They’re great for blowjobs and can be used whenever you get a hankering for something extra delicious in the bedroom. From coconut to strawberry, these will definitely add some flavor to your sex life—literally.

  1. Wet Raspberry Pomegranate Flavored Gel Lube
    Not only will this make you feel like you’ve been transported to the tropics, it won’t stain your sheets and can be easily rinsed away with water.
  2. Aloe Cadabra Pina Colada Lubricant
    This tasty Pina Colada lube is water-based and 100% sex toy friendly. It’s like an island vacation, in your pants!
  3. Wet Kiwi Strawberry Flavored Lube
    This one’s like a delicious popsicle you can enjoy in bed any time of the year! It’s non-staining and latex-friendly.
  4. Passion Watermelon Lubricant
    This refreshing watermelon lube is sure to make your next fuck-fest even more passionate.
  5. Sliquid Cherry Vanilla Lubricant
    This top-rated cult classic on Amazon is delicious and long-lasting.

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Check out more of the best flavored lubes: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/183102/best-flavored-lube#slide-5

6 Times Sex Got Pretty Damn Kinky In 2017

condomsWe are proclaiming 2017 as the “Year of Kink”. Even though the year’s now over, we’re looking back on all the hot kinky sex that was had. Get ready for 6 kinky sex stories from 2017.

  1. “He lifted me on to the professor’s podium and started to eat me out. I moaned ‘professor, how can I bring my grade up? I need to pass this class.’ He picked me up and threw me onto the professor’s table, demanding I give him head. After doing so, he pinned my arms above my head and fucked me.” Hot for teacher!
  2. “I had sex inside of an active volcano next to the world’s largest lava lake. We repelled down into the crater and camped on the interior plateau overlooking the lava. Luckily the only explosions were figurative.” Hot hot hot!
  3. “A few highlights include sharing my partner’s cock with his other partner and spitting his cum into her mouth after he finished. Also, my own experience with bimboification – a partner and I enjoy playing with hypnosis and ‘reprogramming’.” A hypnotic experience!
  4. “I worked at a shop as a fitting room operator. At the time, I had a fuck buddy in another department. For his birthday, I sucked him off in the fitting room.” The perfect birthday gift for a fuck buddy!
  5. “I had sex doggy style in a movie theatre while the lights were still on and people were walking in.” X-rated!
  6. “I bought a dildo for the first time. My boyfriend tied me up and put it in my ass and spanked me with a crop. He pulled it out just as I was on the brink and had sex with me while pulling my hair and came on my back. It was the best orgasm I’ve ever had.” Sexy!

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Check out more kinky sex stories of 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/a-kinky-2017

8 Dirty Tweets From 2017 That You’ll Still Be Laughing At In 2018

kgoalboostIt was a good year for raunchy tweets. That’s why we found some that were so funny you can still enjoy them next year! Here are 8 dirty tweets that you’ll still remember come (pun intended) 2018.

  1. “My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently ‘idk what does the pilot look like’ wasn’t an acceptable answer.” Sorry, ma—trying to join the Mile High Club!
  2. “‘No sex before marriage.’
    ‘Say it after me.’” Exactly.
  3. “*reads motivational makeup bag: ‘If at first you don’t succeed fix your ponytail and try again.’
    Is this about sucking dick?” Obviously. And it’s good advice, too!
  4. “You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL.” Mmm, nothing more refreshing and delicious!
  5. “Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth.” OMG! Yes!
  6. “reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can’t believe those things went thru ur head.” It’s true…
  7. “‘did you cum?’
    ‘yeah to my senses, get out of my house.’”     We’ve all been there.
  8. “@Gordon Ramsay: ‘This I why I love meat…’
    @andywarhella: ‘when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head.’” Where’s the beef?

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Check out more raunchy tweets that will keep you laughing in the new year: https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/the-worst-things-to-happen-to-food-in-2017

11 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation

Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionThe comedians of Twitter did not “beat around the bush” with these hilarious tweets about female masturbation. Let’s just say you’ll be laughing until your batteries run out! Here are 11 funny tweets about rubbing one out.

  1. “is ‘beatboxing’ a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she’s a world class beatboxer.” Perfect euphemism…for your friend.
  2. “Did Catholic school ruin my chances at a healthy relationship with my vibrator.” We’ll pray for you.
  3. “Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?” The important questions in life.
  4. “M: *drunk* This vibrator isn’t working.
    H: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE?”     Whoops!
  5. “I’ll take the batteries out of the TV remote to use in my vibrator. IDGAF.” Get ‘er done!
  6. “Anything’s a dildo if you’re  brave enough.” What you call brave, we call resourceful!
  7. “I bought batteries for my toothbrush but put them in my vibrator instead because priorities.” #lifegoals
  8. “Shower sex.
    Only it’s me and my vibrator getting it on.”     Nothing wrong with a little me-time!
  9. “‘Let’s call them robots in disguise!’
    ‘We’ve already decided they’re personal massagers.’
    -Carl gets outvoted at the vibrator ad meeting.”     Robot personal massagers?
  10. “Remember when a selfie stick was just called a dildo?” The good ol’ days.
  11. “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate'” But not uncommon for a Ryan Gosling movie, let’s be honest.

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Here’s more funny tweets about female masturbation: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/hilarious-tweets-about-masturbating-by-women-for-women

8 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won’t Catch

Let’s face it, if you’re traveling over the holidays, the TSA is probably going to find out about your sex toy preferences. So to avoid awkward run-ins with strangers, we’ve compiled the sneakiest little sex toys to stash away in your luggage. You’ll save space and only you will know their true purpose.sexydice

  1. Tenga Iroha Stick Vibrator
    This vibrator looks just like a lipstick, so it’ll blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag.
  2. Little Rooster S
    The Little Rooster is actually an alarm-activated vibrator. As Refinery29 says, “Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.”
  3. LELO MIA 2
    Sleek and about the size of a lipstick, this USB chargeable vibrator is basically your perfect travel companion.
  4. Adam and Eve I Rub My Duckie
    This little duckie wins first place for the most discreet sex toy. Just don’t let this little guy get mixed up with the children’s toys this holiday!
  5. Ooh By Je Joue No. 3 Cock Ring Electric Blue
    What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain?
  6. Dame Products Eva
    The Eva vibrator is so small and cute no one will ever know it’s a wearable clit vibrator. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
  7. Crave Vesper
    You can wear this vibrator around your neck as a fashionable pendant. Bonus points for optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
  8. Fun Factory Flexi Felix
    These anal beads are super low-key—if anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.

Looking for something discreet? Let’s get sneaky on NiteFlirt!

Check out more low-key sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/115976/discreet-sex-toys#slide-9

The Best Threesome Positions

HavenHesse01Have you ever fantasized about having sex with not one but two people? If so, you’re in luck—we’ve gathered some helpful strategies if you ever find yourself in a ménage à trois. Here are the best sex positions for you to try in your next threesome.

  1. The Double Cowgirl
    This one ensures no one will be left out. Both receivers are one top, with the giver lying down, so one person can have penetrative sex while the other person face sits. Everyone’s happy!
  2. Double Oral
    Get ready for the double-team oral sex of your dreams! For dudes, one mouth can focus on the dick while the other focuses on the balls or anus. For women, one mouth can focus on the clit while the other focuses on penetrating the pussy.
  3. The Voyeur
    Many people get off simply by watching the action. The hot visual stimuli is half the fun of an orgy, so why not watch while masturbating?
  4. Oral Doggy
    It’s just like doggy-style, but with a threesome, the receiver’s mouth is free to go to town on
  5. Double Penetration
    There are many ways to do this—you can use dildos, fingers, or cocks—with many types of double penetration, such as anal, vaginal, or with one in each orifice. The possibilities are endless!

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Check out more of the best threesome positions: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/178651/threesome-sex-positions#slide-7

Bad Sex Award 2017 Shortlist

cup-1010916_1920It’s that time again—the Bad Sex in Fiction Award! This is the prize that goes to the most cringe-worthy sex writing in literature. From avalanches to a frosty encounter on the beach, get ready for the Bad Sex 2017 shortlist.

1. The Destroyers by Christopher Bollen
“On the stone porch, in the hot, mountain air, we grapple with our clothing, which, in the darkness, becomes as complicated as mountaineering gear. Her black shirt around her neck, mine unbuttoned, our shorts and underwear slid to our ankles, we seem to be moving at avalanche speed and also, unfortunately, with avalanche precision.” Yes, sex is exactly like…an avalanche?

2. Mother of Darkness by Venetia Welby
“Light filters in from the ravaging streaks of the dawn. It splits into fragments of every hue the world has hidden as it strikes the prism of their shelter. Tera’s eyes expand and reflect, crystal orbs of time and space. She moans in colours as he pushes the white dress away and beyond the angelic flesh, luminescent against the damp, mossy bed.” Wow—other-worlderly. In a bad way.

3. The Future Won’t Be Long by Jarett Kobek
“We made love and we had sex and we had sex and we made love. But reader, again, I implore. Mistake me not. I am not your Pollyanna, I am not your sweet princess. We fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked.” Just. Wow.

4. War Cry by Wilbur Smith (with David Churchill)
“‘I’m going to have you now,’ Leon said. He led her back up the beach to where the sand was dry. Then he took off his coat, placed it on the ground and she lay down upon it. ‘Christ!’ he muttered, placing himself on top of her. ‘It’s bloody cold. I might get frostbite on my cock.’” She gave a low purring laugh. ‘Silly man. Why don’t you put it somewhere hot?’” Definitely not hot.

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Check out more of the Bad Sex Award shortlist: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/nov/23/bad-sex-award-2017-shortlist-the-contenders-in-quotes

6 Kinky-As-Fuck Sex Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? If you’re looking to reach even kinkier heights, these very kinky sex stories are sure to inspire you. Here are 6 real life, kinky-as-fuck things people have actually done during sex.

  1. “I flew to New York City to visit a friend, and he threw me a full-blown orgy. There were nine people, and at one point I was chained to a bed and blindfolded and had to guess which of the other eight people was going down on me.”
    Now that’s a good surprise party!
  2. “I once had sex with a father and son at the same time. The son was my age (30), and the father was in his 50s. It wasn’t something I had sought out or fantasized about, but when it happened it wound up being incredibly erotic!”
    A true family affair!
  3. “While my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stuck a water bottle in my vagina and his dick up my ass. Then he tried fisting me in both orifices.”
    Kinky. As. Fuck!
  4. “When my boyfriend was out of town, and we were both horny as fuck, we decided that I should go to the bathhouse alone and have another patron use my phone to FaceTime my boyfriend while he went to Pound Town on my butt with a big dildo. Then I got into a sling while several men took turns fucking me and others sucked and jerked me off, all while my boyfriend watched.”
    Good times at the bathhouse!
  5. “Two Thai ladyboy’s were undressed with their cocks out. I had one in my hand and the other in my mouth. It soon evolved from there, and the highlights included my being spit-roasted by them (so good!), multiple 69-ing, and pretty much every hole being filled multiple times.”
    Hot!
  6. “I went to a bathhouse and got in the sex swing. A guy came up and started rimming me, and then a crowd started to form. He then started to fuck me. As soon as he was done, another guy was ready for a turn. All in all, 10 guys took their turn on me in a short time. It was absolutely amazing.”
    Another amazing bathhouse experience!

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Check out more kinky sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/just-some-kinky-stuff

7 Foods You Should Add To Your Sex Life

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xWhether or not you’re into kinky food stuff—sploshing or W.A.M. (wet and messy) play—adding food into your sex life is always a great idea. After all, both are delightful and sex is supposed to be messy! Here are some helpful ways to bring food into the bedroom.

  1. Sushi
    Try out Nyotaimori, the art of eating sushi off a naked body, at home. Take turns arranging your favorite rolls on each other’s naked bodies—and then eat them off!
  2. Cherries
    Run them over your partner’s body to get things started. Then drizzle the juice over their naughty bits and lick it off!
  3. Popsicles
    There are few things better than a blowjob that incorporates a popsicle. First suck and lick the popsicle to get your partner excited, then use your cold mouth on their cock.
  4. Grapes
    These are great during foreplay. Have your partner run frozen grapes over your nipples and then suck off the cold reside—the hot and cold sensation is amazing!
  5. Whipped cream
    Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum.
  6. Grapefruit
    Thank you, Auntie Angel, for introducing the world to the “grapefruit blowjob technique.” Cut a grapefruit in half, use it instead of your hand during a blowjob, and let the sweet juices run all down your chin!
  7. Chocolate syrup
    “Using chocolate syrup during sex is next-level whipped cream because it’s a little messier and much drippier, requiring more tongue action to lick it off your partner after you’ve drizzled it over their erogenous zones,” says Refinery29. Delicious!

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Check out more of the best foods to bring into the bedroom: https://www.refinery29.com/hot-sex-with-food-tips#slide-9

7 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Dicks

Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks
Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks

BuzzFeed asked their readers to share their most memorable encounters with big dicks. And man, did they deliver. Here are the best big dick stories they shared.

  1. “My high school boyfriend and I retired early to my tent where we commenced a hot and heavy petting session. After, he whipped out a very long, rock solid and extremely girthy penis. We spent the next ten minutes simply working on getting the tip in. It was exhausting and it definitely made me appreciate the wonders of lube.”
    Ah, lube—the miracle product!
  2. “We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee. I was sure he’d break me in half. Unfortunately we broke things off before I was set to fly to see him for a weekend. That was the dick that got away.”
    There’s always that one dick you never forget!
  3. “When I pulled his boxers down his dick hit my forehead and I fucking almost choked on the thought of that thing in my throat. I don’t think I got more than an inch of that sucker in my mouth.”
    You win some, you lose some…
  4. “Ex-boyfriend was around 11 inches. He was a giant penis, so I guess it stood to reason he had one too.”
    The big dick with the big dick.
  5. “In college, I hadn’t seen many penises before, but I could barely get my mouth around it. When he tried to put it in only the tip fit. I found out later that he had been doing adult movies on the side to make some extra cash.”
    Of course!
  6. “I met a dude while I was working at a shoe store. He was embarrassed about his large shoe size, to which I said saucily, ‘well you know what they say about big feet’ with a wink. Fast forward. We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was.”
    There’s some truth to every good joke, right?

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Check out more big dick stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/just-17-stories-about-encounters-with-really-big-penises