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8 Ridiculous Things That Happen In Every Fanfic Sex Scene

Lucifer Rose02Everyone who enjoys fanfiction knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders.

  1. No one ever needs lube
    Who needs lube when you can use spit, lotion that’s conveniently on the bedside table right when it’s time to get down, or even precum. As one fanfic reader says, “fic authors get hella creative. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative.”
  2. No condoms
    People always forget to use condoms because they’re too turned on to think straight. But no worries—in the magical world of fanfiction, there are never any consequences!
  3. Tongues “battling for dominance”
    Nuff said.
  4. There is no normal everyday sex. Everyone is always either ravaging someone or tenderly making love.
    There is something to be said for “normal” sex.
  5. There is no bad sex
    While fanfiction is definitely about escaping reality, sex is sometimes bad and awkward.
  6. Virgins always transform from demure innocents to total sex gods IMMEDIATELY.
    “Because are you really a worthy protagonist if you don’t have an immediate natural knack for boning?” Asked a reader.
  7. A lot of the time, the sex positions described are PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
    “Are y’all fucking or playing X-rated Twister?”
  8. Vaginas basically ~gush~ when they get wet — and squirting is no big thang.
    Well, that does make sex scenes that much more exciting!

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Check out more ridiculous things that happen in fanfic sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/sex-portrayal-fanfiction

5 Genres Of Porn You Should Check Out

Screen Shot 2016-07-08 at 1.35.36 AMWhen it comes to porn, whatever works for you is A-OK. But considering how much great porn is out there, you might be interested in learning about some other sexy genres. From porn involving real couples to real lesbian porn, here are 5 genres you may not have considered, but definitely should.

  1. Porn comicsErotic comics can be just as hot as sex on screen. We love Oh Joy Sex Toy, for example. The illustrated sex blog has sex toy reviews, information about new kinks and exploring your sexuality, and best of all, smutty comics drawn by feminist, queer, and non-binary artists.
  2. Real couple porn If you want to see something other than the typical sex “performance” you see in mainstream porn, you should head to Make Love Not Porn ASAP to watch real couples fuck on camera. “MLNP features entirely user-generated content, giving IRL couples (or individuals down to masturbate on camera) a chance to share their real-life sex with the world,” reports Refinery29.
  3. Real lesbian pornLiterally everyone loves “lesbian” porn, but if you’re looking to go beyond scissoring, look no further than CrashPad Series, a small porn company owned by a real lesbian who showcases real lesbian sex.
  4. Mainstream female-curated porn Supporting women in charge? Yes, please! Sites like Burning Angel and TrenchcoatX are produced by badass females and feature everything from straight sex to alt-porn.
  5. Educational porn Sites like Pornhub, Pink Label, and OMGYes offer educational pornography. You’ll see explicit sex scenes and soft core content that offer educational-yet-erotic content.

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Check out more exciting genres of porn: https://www.refinery29.com/different-types-of-porn-for-women#slide-6

10 Ass-Eating Tips From People Who Know

TeenVixenKylie01Anal play is all the rage these days. So we’ve got advice from the pros about how to up your ass-eating game. Here are the best rimming tips from people who love to toss salad (check out more below).

  1. Start with moving a flat tongue up and down, then slowly make it more pointed and start circling.
  2. Be super liberal with spit. You can never have too much lubrication!
  3. Don’t forget to use your hands on a cock, or pussy and clit. As one guy says, “I like to call it the trombone technique: Make sure while rimming to use your hand to continually jack them off.”
  4. Penetrate the ass with a pointed tongue every now and again.
  5. Don’t forget the taint while you are licking the butthole.
  6. Be sure to switch positions to see what you like: “I like bending over a couch or desk while my partner kneels behind me. Putting my legs up and spreading my cheeks myself is great too. Face-sitting is great for my partner’s neck,” says BuzzFeed.
  7. Stack pillows under your ass to get the position just right.
  8. Suction with your lips over the opening and suck on it.
  9. Use your whole tongue, not just the tip. Really get into it—no one likes a half-assed rim job!
  10. Press against the hole with a finger every now and again. Steady pressure to the butthole is the most amazing sensation!

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Check out more ass-eating tips: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/rim-job-tips

5 Wild Group Sex Fantasies

cuckoldIf you’ve ever fantasied about having group sex, you are definitely not alone. From threesomes to foursomes to moresomes, these people shared the sexy inner workings of their naughty imaginations. Here are 5 group sex fantasies from real people (check out more below).

  1. The pleasure sandwich
    “A threesome with two bisexual guys where I am wearing a strap-on. I’m in the middle of a sandwich pegging a guy while the other guy is getting me from behind.” Now that’s a mouth-watering sandwich!
  2. Sexy hazing
    “I have always fantasized about getting hazed after rushing a sorority. Like, me and all the other pledges naked and degraded, and forced to fuck each other while the upperclassmen watch. Sometimes frat guys are brought in and we have to service them, too, but mostly it’s all ladies.” Kinky!
  3. The star
    “I’ve always wanted to have five girls licking and sucking. One for each boob, one on my vagina, one for my anus and one that would be kissing my mouth the entire time.” Nothing wrong with a little personal attention!
  4. The sub
    “Multiple partners, male and female, would tie me up in a position where all my holes are exposed and then do whatever they want to me. I want to be fucked by them, have toys used on me. I would also like to have nipple clamps and be edged and denied to come until the very end of the session.” HOT BDSM fantasy!
  5. Sexy punishment
    “Forced gang bang by three lesbians with strap-ons while they verbally abuse me using my mouth and pussy. When I refuse to say ‘I like it’ and I come without permission, they take my ass and use all my holes.” We like it!

What has your naughty imagination been up to lately? Come make your wildest fantasies a reality with us on NiteFlirt!

Check out more group sex fantasies: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/group-sex-fantasies

Everything You Need For A Kinky Valentine’s Day

Annas Your Escape03Looking to spice things up in the bedroom this Valentine’s Day? We’ve got just what you need to celebrate the BDSM-friendly way—with all the necessary kink toys. Here are a few recommendations to explore your kinky side this V-Day.

  1. Grab a copy of The Ultimate Guide To KinkForget Fifty Shades—The Ultimate Guide To Kink is a great book to learn about all the rules in the naughty world of BDSM.
  2. Try out restraintsWhether you want to use a regular old pair of handcuffs or try out a nicer pair (we suggest Ardour Crafts), we bet you’ll really love the experience.
  3. Experiment with a blindfoldSee if you like sensory deprivation with a good blindfold. Choose one with a wide style to completely block out the light. Then see how it feels to pair it with handcuffs.
  4. Explore your sadomasochistic sideIf you’re into spanking, adding a crop into the mix can really help take things to the next level. It’s not quite as intense as a full whip; instead, it creates a more concentrated sting. And if you like it, try out a horse whip next—we promise you won’t regret it.
  5. Strap on a collarSubmissives love the feel of a leather collar around their necks—especially one that attaches to a leash. It’s a kinky classic for a reason!

Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have whips and chains? Come make your Valentine’s extra kinky with us on NiteFlirt!

Check out more ways to have a very kinky V-Day: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/everything-need-kink-friendly-valentines-day/

The Steamiest Sites For Audio Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_headacheWho says you have to watch porn? Audio porn is faster to download, cost efficient, and more discreet than watching video pornography. From phone sex (woo!) to erotica, dirty recordings are just as hot as watching XXX videos. Here are some of the best audio porn sites for your listening pleasure.

  1. Aural Honey For those of you who get turned on by a British accent, this is the audio porn site for you. Run by an “English tea addict with a delightfully dirty mind,” Aural Honey offers listeners porn recordings that range from sweet sex to BDSM, kink and fetish fantasies.
  2. r/GoneWildAudio This free subreddit lets bedroom performers upload audio recordings of themselves, which include masturbating, describing BDSM bondage scenarios, and so much more naughtiness!
  3. YouTube The site that lets you binge on cat videos is also great for softcore audio porn. Adult performers and amateurs record their audio porn for listeners to enjoy. It ranges from mild dirty talk to full-on erotica.
  4. Tumblr It’s an open secret that Tumblr is a great place to find porn—including audio porn. “The site is filled with performers sharing their dirty moments and sexual fantasies, from masturbating to having sex,” says Daily Dot. Amateur porn in particular is very popular on the site.
  5. Audible This Amazon site is a hidden gem for audio porn enthusiasts. Let’s just say the erotica featured here puts Fifty Shades of Grey to shame. Think: lesbian erotica and science-fiction-themed porn.

Looking for some good dirty talk? We’ve got just what you need for your listening pleasure on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best places to find audio porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/audio-porn/

7 Sex Posts That Are So Inappropriate You’ll Spit-Laugh

Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMYou ever see a post so funny that you actually spit your drink out? Well, we’ve got some good ones for you. Just make sure your laptop is appropriately protected!

  1. “Bad things to say when you nut: whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo.” Or: a shot of goo from me to you!
  2. “‘Do you moan or cuss?’‘Depends how good the food is but usually both.’” Food porn!
  3. “Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.” Ooh, Santa baby!
  4. “I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.” Both are delicious!
  5. “It’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked.” The second one was kind of unexpected, but no one is disagreeing.
  6. “‘Is having a penis fun?’‘It has its ups and downs.’”Sometimes it’s a little hard.’‘It’s a pain in the ass.’” Come on, guys!
  7. “Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.” Is that why it’s so joyful?

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Check out more inappropriate sex jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/17-posts-that-are-both-hilarious-and-totall

12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMSex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).

  1. “One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
  2. “One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
  3. “One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
  4. “One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
  5. “One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
  6. “One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
  7. “One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
  8. “One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
  9. “One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
  10. “One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
  11. “One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
  12. “One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.

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Check out more sex scenarios you won’t see on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/straight-sex-scenes-we-wish-we-saw-on-tv

7 Kinky Sex Toys To Give Your Sex Life A Boost This Year

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosIf you only make one new year’s resolution in 2018, let it be this: to explore the kink you’ve always wanted to try. Kinky sex and BDSM are just what you need to get the new year started off right. Here are 7 sex toys to help you keep that resolution going well past January.

  1. Babeland Cotton Bondage RopeThese are great for BDSM beginners because they’re super comfortable, won’t chafe, but still hold a knot well.
  2. Bondage Boutique Beginners Small Ball GagThis bondage gag is smaller than more advanced ones and soft enough to bite down on—perfect for a first-timer.
  3. Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Series Alligator Nipple ClampsAdd some pain and restraint to your sex routine with these adjustable clamps.
  4. Bondage Boutique Furry Spanking PaddleGet spanked with this double-sided puddle that offers a soft and furry option and a more hardcore matte leather side.
  5. Bondage Boutique Soft BlindfoldTry sensory deprivation with this silky blindfold—it’ll make all the other sensations that much more intense.
  6. Pipedream Two Timer Double Leg and Arm RestraintsThese double restraints will let you bond your partner’s arms, legs, or both at the same time.
  7. Sportsheet Door Jam Sex SlingThis sexy swing hangs in any doorway and will definitely take your sex life to new heights!

Looking to give your sex life a boost? We are all about kink in 2018 on NiteFlirt!

Check out more sex toys for a very kinky new year: https://www.refinery29.com/kink-products-2018#slide-9

The Best Sex Positions For Outdoor Sex

1-226Looking for something exhilarating? We’ve got just the thing: outdoor sex! Having sex outside is the perfect way to add some excitement to your next adventure. Here are the best sex positions for hooking up in the Great Outdoors.

  1. Assisted missionary
    Pool floats also make great sex props while getting frisky outside. Placing the float under the receiver’s ass will act as a great cushion and heighten the angle of penetration.
  2. Lawn mower
    The receiver places their hands on the ground so their body is bent upward while the giver fucks them from behind. This is perfect on a grassy lawn.
  3. Reverse cowgirl
    This one’s ideal if you have a blanket and a soft surface, like sand. Who doesn’t love sex on the beach?
  4. Tree pose
    A tree is a natural prop for outdoor sex—use it to lean against while getting fucked from behind or for standing sex.
  5. Fire hydrant
    “Have one partner sit on the ground (with a blanket or towel under their butt) and perform oral sex while the other partner stands,” says Refinery29. Sexy!
  6. Picnic spread
    If you have an outdoor table, you can use it to sit or lie on while having sex. The possibilities are endless!

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Check out more of the best outdoor sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/best-outdoor-sex-positions#slide-7