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8 Things Women Do In Movies During Sex That Are Totally Unrealistic

Annas Your Escape03Have you ever watched a sex scene in a movie and thought it was totally unrealistic? That’s because it probably was! From wearing bras to skipping foreplay entirely, here are 8 things women do in movies during sex that just doesn’t happen in real life.

  1. Require zero foreplay to get things going and have an instant orgasm.It takes a litttttle more effort than that, Hollywood. Just sayin’.
  2. And then have instantaneous penetrative sex without lube.Come on, movies—lube is your friend!
  3. Moan for the ENTIRE time — from the second their partner touches them.Unless you are getting fucked by a superhero/sex-god, you probably won’t cum just by having your knee touched.
  4. Wear a bra before, during, AND after sex.We have just three words in response to this: Free. The. Nipple.
  5. Have an orgasm “by accident” in a restaurant/park/somewhere in public.If only life were like the movies…
  6. Orgasm in slow motion, looking more like they’re in a shampoo commercial.The better the orgasm, the less cute you look.
  7. They never make one embarrassing sound. No queefing or hilarious slapping noises. NOTHING. Really?
  8. Have perfect shower sex where no one awkwardly slips.Slippery while wet, people…

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Check out more things women do in movies during sex that do not happen IRL: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/women-sex-in-movies-cliches

8 Sex Tips Everyone Should Know About

threesome-sex-positions_1447521164When it comes to giving head and fucking well, BuzzFeed Brazil readers have some helpful suggestions. Whether you’re into pussy or dick—or both!—here are 8 sex tips everyone should know about. Then the next time you’re eating pussy, giving a blowjob, or fucking, put these tips into action (see full list below)!

  1. Remember: the clit is sensitiveGo slow and be gentle at first. “Oral sex has to be like a well-placed kiss: moist, unhurried, and organized,” says a reader.
  2. If she’s not saying much, everything is probably good“When a woman is really quiet, sometimes even silent or only lightly moaning, it’s almost always a good sign! Women like this to be a truly intimate moment, with no pressure and especially no rush!” Silence is golden!
  3. “Like that” means “exactly like that,” not “faster”“Rhythm is everything! You’re better off trying to keep the same rhythm than thinking that you need to samba all over the place with your tongue! Did you hear that little gasp?” KEEP IT UP!
  4. When giving a blowjob, don’t forget the happy place“Sucking the balls is essential, but then use your tongue to trace that little line between the scrotum and anus (aka the perineum). That’s when he’ll really lose his mind.” Good tip!
  5. Know about the male G-spotThe male G-spot, aka the prostate, is about one finger-length from the entrance of the anus. Use light pressure and massage with your finger as if you were pointing up towards the penis. “If you do this while sucking him too, watch out for surprise ejaculation, because he won’t be able to control himself.”
  6. For sex, one good lay is better than a lot of average onesQuality over quantity!
  7. Know your own body “If you don’t know your own body, there’s no way you can expect someone else to get familiar with it, so figure yourself out!” What the world needs now is self-love, sweet self-love!
  8. Sex isn’t just penetrationA lot of women say the best part is actually the foreplay, so remember not to skimp on all the hot action before the main event.

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Check out more sex tips everyone should know: https://www.buzzfeed.com/deliacai/kiss-that-vulva

Monogamy Killed The Penis Bone In Humans, New Research Suggests

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmEven though we call erections “boners,” ironically, human men don’t actually have penis bones. For decades scientists have wondered why, but a new study might finally answer the mystery. As it turns out, monogamy killed the penis bone.

The study ultimately discovered “a clear [relationship] between the bone’s length and a species’ promiscuity: more promiscuous species had longer bacula,” writes The Economist. And the longer the penis bone, the more likely a man would keep the female away from his competition while he impregnated her. “What scientists now theorize is that humans lost their penis bones when monogamy became prevalent, about 1.9 million years ago. They no longer had the pressing need to keep away the competition by fucking for a long time,” reports Gizmodo. So there you have it, guys—you lost your dick bone, but gained true love.

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Check out more about how monogamy killed the penis bone: https://gizmodo.com/new-research-suggests-monogamy-killed-the-penis-bone-in-1790075764

5 Juicy Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Famous Sex Scenes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Have you ever wondered what it’s really like on set during a steamy sex scene? Well, according to these real celebrity confessions, the experience can range from awkward to funny to super arousing. Here are 5 behind-the-scenes facts about famous sex scenes that will ensure you’ll never watch them the same way again.

  1. Jennifer Lawrence’s Accidental Drunkenness, PassengersTurns out J.Law was so unbelievably nervous for her sex scene with Chris Pratt, she got accidentally drunk. “I was like, ‘Oh, I’m gonna get hammered for the sex scene,’ because it’s stressful and scary,” Lawrence said. “And then you forget you’re at work, so you’re gonna be there for eight hours. I was incredibly hungover by the time they got to me.”
  2. Ryan Reynolds’ Forgets His Lines, The Change-UpWhile filming a smokin’ hot sex scene, Reynolds was so distracted by a naked Olivia Wilde that he literally forgot what he was doing. “In the scene, she’s sitting there and I take her top off and the bra off, and she has those pasties on, but she’s drawn these adorable little smiley faces on them,” he said. “And I forget every line. Not just from this movie, but from every other movie I’ve done.”
  3. Allison Williams’ Ass, GirlsIn the infamous ass-eating scene in Girls, Allison Williams described how she rigged a contraption to make her costar feel at ease while going to town on her butt. “It was so elaborate… It involved Spanx that we cut away and glued down and menstrual pads and two of those weird thongs.”
  4. Henry Cavill’s Boner, The TudorsWhile shooting a very racy sex scene, the Superman actor got a little too excited. “She’s basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard. I had to apologize profusely afterward,” Cavill said.
  5. Robert Pattinson’s Sweaty Sex Scene, Maps to the StarsDuring the shooting of a (literally) steamy sex scene with Julianne Moore, Robert Pattinson was trying to “literally catch drops of sweat to stop them hitting her back. Afterwards she was like, ‘Are you having a panic attack?’ It was so embarrassing.”

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Check out more behind-the-scenes facts about famous sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/xx-behind-the-scenes-sex-scene-stories-from-movie-and-tv

4 Erotic Podcasts For Your Listening Pleasure

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMSometimes the best porn is meant to be heard, not seen. Yes, you can listen to explicit X-rated content, and it’s surprisingly easy, thanks to podcasts. Here are 4 erotic podcasts that will definitely get you hot and bothered.

  1. SwingercastTune in to listen to naughty hosts Allie and John describe their sexual adventures with other swingers. As Refinery29 says, “You’ll get a crash course in foursomes, double penetration, open relationships, and what the life of a swinger couple really looks like.”
  2. Bawdy StorytellingErotic stories are never hotter than when they involve real sex. On each episode, host Dixie De La Tour shares real-life sex stories submitted by listeners who perform “their own stories of love, lust, and feeling funny in your bathing suit area.” Ooh la la!
  3. Kiss Me QuickListen to The Sexy Librarian read hot erotic fiction. The stories contain graphic sex scenes told in vivid detail for your enjoyment.
  4. Guys We FuckedIt’s known as “the anti-slut shaming podcast” for good reason. Each episode, the hosts interview a different guy they’ve fucked in hopes of making “the world a more sex-positive place…one candid story of intercourse at a time.” We salute you!

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Check out more of the best erotic podcasts: https://www.refinery29.com/best-erotic-podcasts#slide-7

Here’s The Most Popular Sex Toy In Your State

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sextoys7Now you can learn what sex toy your state loves, thanks to online adult product retailer Adam & Eve. The company figured out the best-selling sex toy in each state based on sales data from 1.5 million customers who shopped at their site. Here are the sex toys that turn your state on (check out the full list below for all 50 states).

  1. Fifty Shades Greedy Girl G-Spot VibeWest Virginia, Washington, Virginia, Texas, New Mexico, New Jersey, Missouri, Maryland, Indiana, Colorado. Naughty naughty!
  2. Bangin’ Betty Stroker Kit
    Tennessee. This silicone pussy and ass is all about Southern Comfort.
  3. FleshlightSouth Dakota, Michigan, Massachusetts. These states keep it tight!
  4. Vibrating Dual HarnessRhode Island. Giddy up!
  5. Magic WandOregon, Nevada, Hawaii. These smart states know the magic that is the Magic Wand.
  6. Liberator WedgeOklahoma, Alabama. Everyone needs a lift sometimes!
  7. Womanizer DeluxeOhio, New Hampshire, Nebraska, Louisiana, California. This clit suction cup is all the rage these days.
  8. Hydromax Hercules Water Penis PumpNorth Dakota. Getting pumped!
  9. The RabbitNew York, Georgia. It’s a classic for a reason, as these states understand.
  10. We-Vibe SyncFlorida’s really vibing on this sex toy!
  11. Fetish Fantasy Couples Sex MachineArizona—getting kinky!

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Check out more about the most popular sex toy in your state: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/most-popular-sex-toys?utm_term=.iwwwqZYp5M#.xcQxpv345g

How To Sext Like A Pro

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_Sara cell phone picWhen it comes to sexting, there’s a fine line between sexy and cringey. It’s just one of those things you’re expected to figure out as you go along, which isn’t always easy. Here are some tips on how to up your sexting game and avoid some awkward conversations.

  1. Don’t be a dead-weight sexting partner.Questions are a good jumping off point, but you don’t want to get to the point where you’re only asking questions and making the other person do all the work. “Oh, yeah. And then what…?” is only good at first.
  2. Start by talking about the last time you had sex or some other hot memory.“How hot was last night?” is always a good way to get things going.
  3. Don’t skimp on the details.As BuzzFeed says, “Tell me exactly where your hands, lips, etc. are gonna go, and what they’re gonna do.”
  4. Ease into it. Sexting needs foreplay too.Start slow. Teasing is all part of the fun.
  5. Never show your face.It’s always good to take the necessary precautions.
  6. Also never send unsolicited nudes.No unsolicited dick pics, guys.
  7. Use Boomerang to make sexy GIFs.The only thing better than a sexy video is a sexy GIF.
  8. Or send voice notes with WhatsApp.It’s always so much hotter to hear each other’s voices.
  9. Ask your partner about their fantasies.Then you can bring them up in a sext.
  10. Set the mood.Even though sexting in your PJ’s and pretending to be naked is fine, it’s really fun to light candles and set a romantic mood, too.
  11. Go easy on the emojis.Not the time and place for cute symbols. Use words, people!

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Check out more sexting tips: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/how-to-sext?utm_term=.vkE7pew9KN#.ju9WMANPlX

People In Their 30s Are Ok With Spontaneous Boners, According To Research

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisThe dating app Hater recently shared some interesting data on how our views of sex can change with age. For example, how you felt about condoms in your 20s might be very different than in your 30s or 40s. Here’s some data about sex-related things people like and dislike in their 20s, 30s and 40s.

  1. Condoms
    People love condoms—until they hit their 30s.
  2. Dad bods
    Not surprisingly, dad bods are beloved by people in their late 30s.
  3. Kegels
    As it turns out, exercising your vagina muscles is loved by everyone of all ages.
  4. Valentine’s Day
    It seems the “love” holiday was not embraced by people in their 20s, 30s or 40s. Too bad—everyone knows the holiday is really about having good sex!
  5. Spontaneous boners
    Getting a hard-on out of nowhere is only loved by people in their mid-30s. We have no explanation.
  6. Sloppy kisses
    This seemed to decrease in popularity with age—the older people got, the less they wanted the tongue.
  7. Tinder
    It seems the sloppy kisses aging-phenomenon is also true for Tinder. What a shame—hot, one-nighters are so much fun!

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Check out more sex-related data about what people like and dislike at a certain age: https://www.buzzfeed.com/danielacadena/how-dating-changes-with-age?utm_term=.wuO9YGeEdp#.ghPwpqLNMx

8 Hilarious Tweets And Tumblr Posts About Sex

5942090561_8656911f4b_zPeople on the internet keep it real when it comes to sharing funny observations about sex. And the most hilarious, sex-related posts are funny ’cause they’re true. Here are 8 silly tweets and Tumblr posts about sex that are just too much (check out more below).

  1. “I hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word.”“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter.” Squirrels and humans alike love cum!
  2. “him: did u cum?
    me: yes, to the realization that this was a mistake.”     We’ve all been there!
  3. “boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and I’m probably laughing during it and eating macaroni.” Well, that does sound like a delicious way to multitask!
  4. “attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for ‘hours.’ thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i’ve got a lasagne cooking.” The perfect combo: orgasm followed by lasagne.
  5. “Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do.” The deep questions in life…
  6. “Sex sounds the same as when you stir potato salad.” Mmm, wet and delicious!
  7. “Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.”“Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from Tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.” Ouch! Breakfast can wait…
  8. “Apparently the average person has sex 89 times a year. This is going to be a fucking brilliant week.” Better get down to business!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/dirty-tweets-and-tumblr-posts-that-will-make-you-scream?utm_term=.kcAzY7P10w#.aaax1WQ53E

These Quiet Vibrators Will Help You Masturbate In Peace

imageMany of us have found ourselves in a situation that is less than ideal for masturbation. Whether you have roommates or are visiting parents, you shouldn’t have to go without using your favorite vibrator. Here are some of the quietest ones out there for when you want a silent solo session.

  1. We-Vibe Nova – Not only is this vibrator super powerful but it’s also somehow drop dead silent. It hits the G-spot and the clit at the same time, giving you a mind-blowing orgasm.
  2. Crave Vesper – On first glance, it looks like a chic necklace. But it’s secretly a little vibrator that won’t buzz louder than a cellphone.
  3. Iroha Plus – This discreet little toy is covered in squishy silicone, which muffles the sound of the motor and makes it perfect to grind on. It’s also waterproof so you can bring it into the shower.
  4. Battery Plus Mr Boss – The Mr. Boss has one of the most powerful motors of any battery-operated vibrator, but it’s unbelievably quiet, even when it’s cranked up to the top of its four speeds,” says Refinery29. Intense!

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Check out more of the quietest vibrators: https://www.refinery29.com/best-quiet-vibrators#slide-4