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9 Of The Wildest Stories From ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’

Sex Sent Me To The ER was a show on TLC that used actors to reenact real-life sex mishaps. The stories were both scary and hilarious—and definitely served as good cautionary tales. Here are some of the wildest stories:

  1. Woman had severe vaginal pains after her husband used exploding candy rocks to perform oral sex.
    When food in the bedroom goes wrong….
  2. Woman got third degree burns because her partner poured a melted gummy bear on her chest.
    This is not sticky/sweet!
  3. Guy got his penis stuck in the door knob hole while trying to having kinky sex with his girlfriend.
    Kinky in a bad way…
  4. Couple got electrocuted while having sex on a mechanical bull.
    The woman said, “and then boom! I’m getting electrocuted via my vagina.”
  5. Couple had sex on the bus during a Zombie Run and when a “zombie” spooked them, this woman jumped, and accidentally broke her nose.
    Run for your (sex) life!
  6. Guy got third degree burns on his foot because he was hooking up by an open fire.
    Hot?
  7. Man had a legless lizard slither into his urethra because he was butt naked outside in an attempt to find his “sexual spirit.”
    Maybe he was really looking for his spirit animal?
  8. Guy slipped and hit his head on a meat hook while trying to have sex with his wife in a meat freezer.
    What men will do for a piece of tail…
  9. Couple got sick from C. coli, a bacteria found in pigs, after having sex in the mud.
    Dirty, literally!

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Check out more about the best sex mishaps from ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/sex-sent-me-to-the-er

These Musicians Invented Sex, According To The Latest Twitter Meme

condomsIt turns out sex was invented by musical acts like Lady Gaga, The 1975, and BTS—at least according to Twitter. After a religious tweet went viral for saying that sex was created by God, Twitter users responded that, actually, musicians being openly horny encouraged everyone else to do the same. Here are the best responses to the tweet, “Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and a wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.”

  1. “sex was invented in 2012 when the 1975 said ‘if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck'”
    Good idea!
  2. “sex was invented by lana del rey in 2012 when she wrote down the words ‘my pussy tastes like pepsi cola’”
    Delicious!
  3. “sex was invented in 2008 when Lady Gaga said ‘let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'”
    Definitely makes us want to get down!
  4. “sex was invented in 2014 when yoongi rapped ‘my voice turns people on, whether be a man or a woman, the flexible movements of my tongue will make you cum'”
    Hot!
  5. “Sex was invented in 1994 when Marilyn Manson said ‘I am the god of fuck!'”
    So sex was created by god!
  6. “No offense but I thought sex was invented in the Purple Rain movie when Prince told Appelonia to purify herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka”
    They’re not wrong…
  7. “sex was invented in 2012 by bruno mars when he said ’cause your sex takes me to paradise'”
    Sexy and heavenly!
  8. “sex was invented in 2011 when the lonely island and akon released ‘i just had sex'”
    Naughty!
  9. “sex was invented in 2012 when one direction said ‘i want you to rock me'”
    Further proof that sex was invented by horny musicians!

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Check out more about the Twitter meme about musicians inventing sex: https://mashable.com/article/sex-was-invented-meme/

These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterFrom descriptions like “voluptuously creamy” to “super thrusts,” some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.

  1. “It’s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.”
    Mmm, creamy and veiny!
  2. “Pierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.”
    Liquid gold running, indeed!
  3. “Known as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.”
    ¡Que sexy!
  4. “Like an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.”
    We’re drooling.
  5. “a savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep’s milk it is produced from.”
    This cheese likes it hard and deep!
  6. “Eyes rolling to the ceiling good.”
    And toes curling, too!
  7. “wild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.”
    Hot.
  8. “ever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.”
    Tongues wagging…

Looking for a mouth-watering sexual experience? We stick on your palate and memory here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about super horny descriptions of cheese: https://mashable.com/article/horny-sexual-sensual-cheese-profiles-descriptions/

8 Hilarious Tweets About Sex

deliveyrinrear-haymarketrebelTwitter nails it (pun intended!) on the raunchy tweets. The Twitterverse just seems to understand how well the platform works for sex jokes. Here are 8 of the most hilarious and naughty tweets about sex.

  1. “[during sex]
    Me: hurt me
    Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
    Me: wait
    Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure.”
    Ouch!
  2. “‘Okay now let’s do a silly one!’ – me after sex.”
    It’s funny cause it’s true…
  3. “pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s.”
    Or an HGTV!
  4. “british people be having sex like:
    mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving.”
    Cheerio!
  5. “i’m tryna have sex so rough that the earthquake is shook.”
    Sex goals right there.
  6. “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
    Inventive!
  7. “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    Sage advice.
  8. “yeah sure love is love but I’m pretty sure douching ur ass for 2 hours to bottom for a top who you have to double text in order to get a one word response isn’t love, sweetie.”
    Words to live by.

Looking to have a good time? Let’s get naughty at NiteFlirt!

Check out more raunchy sex tweets: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/just-22-hilarious-tweets-about-sex

8 Uniquely Sexual Things That Turn People On

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001097-980xWhen it comes to what makes you cum, everyone’s different. But for some kinksters, some unexpected things really get them going. Here are the strangest images, sounds, and other sensory experiences that people find arousing.

  1. “The sound of pouring soda into a tall glass with ice in it. Soft boiled eggs are arousing also.”
    It’s all about the build up, baby!
  2. “Power tools.”
    This one is probably a porn category.
  3. “The dramatic movie intro at theaters when they talk about emergency exits and tell you to turn your phone off and then pop the popcorn and pour the ice and Coke into the glass and say to enjoy the show.”
    Anything goes once those lights go out…
  4. “I’d say the, like, slopping sound that water makes on the side of a pool when it’s really quiet.”
    Slippery when wet!
  5. “Heavy bass and super deep voices! I am v hard of hearing but can still hear low pitches and they make me feel ways about things.”
    Cue up some Isaac Hayes!
  6. “I live with a roommate and have for six years … when I have the house to myself, I inherently feel sexual and have the urge to do something about it. Something about being home alone makes me want to act out and get freaky!”
    Naught naughty, horny roommate!
  7. “A freshly cut golf course at dawn, when there’s still dew on the grass and you’re the first one out there so you can see your footprints.”
    Dew is hot.
  8. “The dull roar of a skateboard coming down the street.”
    Good vibrations!

In the mood for something erotic? We’ve got just the thing to make you roar here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the uniquely sexual things that turn people on: https://mashable.com/article/things-that-turn-people-on-masturbation/

Lelo Sex Toys On Sale For International Women’s Day

NF-ButtonSprites-GoodiesLuxury sex toy makers LELO celebrated women for International Women’s Day by offering 20 percent off their sex toys. The Swedish intimate lifestyle brand tweeted: “GO AHEAD. MAKE OUR DAY. March 8th in International Women’s Day. If LELO is good for anything, it’s for helping you enjoy being a woman.” Whether you’re looking for solo or partner play, here are some of Lelo’s top toys you could find on sale:

  1. The Lily 2
    Perfect for everything—solo play, partner play, or nestled between partners—this waterproof vibe has a “signature scent” that makes it truly one of a kind.
  2. The Ora 2
    Best known for being the toy that’s probably better than a boyfriend, it’s one of the best oral sex simulators for women that offers a better-than-real vibration sensation.
  3. The Ina Wave
    Designed to mimic the movement of a partner’s fingers with “come hither” motion, this toy simultaneously massages your G-spot and your clit. Best of both worlds!
  4. The Gigi 2
    It’s perfectly designed to target your G-spot with a vibrating sensation. It’s also one of Lelo’s most popular G-spot vibrators.
  5. The Soraya
    For twice the fun, it acts as both a clitoral stimuator and a G-spot stimulator using a rabbit vibe design. It’s a classic for a reason!

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Check out more about Lelo’s sex toys on sale for International Women’s Day: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lelo-vibes-on-sale-international-womens-day-2019_l_5c817961e4b0d9361625e92d

7 Non-Phallic Sex Toys

imageWith these unique sex toys, you’ll find lots of alternative routes to the ultimate big O. They prove you don’t need the D to get off. Here are 7 non-phallic sex toys to fulfill all your hottest needs.

  1. A 10-speed waterproof vibe with super-smooth silicone proves that powerful orgasms cum in small packages!
  2. Lelo Sona vibrator stimulates the entire clit (instead of just the tip) without even touching it, so you can get that mind-blowing, full-body big O every time!
  3. An oral sex toy with ten speeds can take you from “mild” to “intense orgasmic” with its velvety, silicone tongue.
  4. A clit-sucking sex toy is just the thing to make your toes curl!
  5. A dual vibe set stimulates all your naughty spots at the same time, and is great to use with a partner — it’s as discreet as a bullet vibe but a little bit bigger, and softer!
  6. An osculating toothbrush vibrator is capable of moving side to side as opposed to up and down, promising just the right kind of friction for your sex life.
  7. A chicken emoji themed sex toy features eight vibration settings and eight suction settings to stimulate and pulsate your way to climax. This one proves you don’t need the cock for your doodle-doo!

Looking to switch things up in the bedroom? Come to NiteFlirt, we’ve got just the thing to satisfy all your hottest needs!

Check out more non-phallic sex toys: https://www.buzzfeed.com/harperhendrickson/non-phallic-sex-toys-anyone-thirst-after

7 Remote-Controlled Sex Toys

SexyvictoriaX02Sometimes you just want to lay back and let your partner take control. These remote-controlled sex toys are perfect for letting someone else take the lead on just how much pleasure to give, and when. These sex toys prove you don’t need to be hands on to get off.

  1. Lovehoney Rabbit Rocker 10 Function Vibrating Cock Ring
    With this sleek vibrator, you can just slip it on and let pleasure do the rest.
  2. Odeco USB Rechargeable Wireless Remote Control Vibrating Bullet Egg
    This is the perfect couple’s toy to keep your bedroom game buzzing!
  3. We-Vibe Unite Remote Control Rechargeable Clitoral And G-Spot Vibrator
    This two-in-one sex toy is sure to take your fuck fests to the next level.
  4. Desire Luxury Rechargeable Remote Control Panty Vibrator
    This naughty little toy goes right into a pair of panties, allowing you or someone else to control the vibrations whenever or wherever!
  5. Realistic Dildo With Remote Control
    This remote-controllable dildo will make solo fucking that much more fun.
  6. Paloqueth Male Vibrating Prostate Massager With Wireless Remote Control
    Give your body what it really wants with this luxurious prostate massager.
  7. Desire Luxury Rechargeable Butterfly Hands-Free Vibrator
    This sexy device uses a harness to strap on a vibrator for hands-free clit action!

Looking for a little luxury in your life? Let us help you take your pleasure to the next level at NiteFlirt!

Check out more remote-controlled sex toys: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/remote-controlled-sex-toys-to-add-to-the-bedroom_l_5c76f8d5e4b010e7c5638d16

Unpopular Sex Opinions On Twitter

Image Source: Pixland via Getty Images Twitter users have some piping hot opinions on all things related to sex. Recently, a thread was created to share some of the more unpopular sex opinions. Here are the best ones we found!

  1. “sometimes foreplay is better than sex.”
    Methinks twitter disagrees…
  2. “missionary is lit.”
    Is it?
  3. “69 is trash.”
    You know what they say about one man’s trash!
  4. “Big dick don’t mean good dick.”
    Twitter loves big dicks!
  5. “If you’re not gonna play with my nipples LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”
    Fair enough.
  6. “I hate having sex with music/the tv on..I wonna hear everything!! My wetness! The smacking! Slapping! Furniture moving! Deep breathing! Moanings!! (I need to be able to replay it in my head later on in the day, vividly!)”
    Sounds good!
  7. “Sex is better when you have a connection, them meaningless hook ups are wack.”
    Nothing wrong with some casual fun!
  8. “Good sex only last 15-20 mins tops.”
    But does it?
  9. “Faking it in an obviously dramatic way (and making them believe it) is way more fun than actually finishing.”
    Hmmm…
  10. “I dislike the idea of receiving oral and prefer giving.”
    Sharing is caring!
  11. “Men who like their tiddies sucked have big dick energy.”
    Whatever turns you on!
  12. “Y’all are not ready for BDSM if your go-to move is a hair pull and a choke.”
    Taking things beyond Fifty Shades!

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Check out more unpopular sex opinions on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/unpopular-sex-opinions-on-twitter

6 Crazy Stories Of Using Food During Sex

18501126518_249aa0ec57_zBuzzFeed readers were hungry for crazy sex stories—specifically, ones that involve food. From champagne and chocolate to ice, these real food-sex tales will make you think twice before busting out the whipped cream. Here are the ones that will leave you craving more.

  1. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Oooooh, Scooby snacks!
  2. “One time, my ex-boytoy handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. Delicious! When he started going down on me, the ice slipped right inside me. Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Caution: slippery when wet!
  3. “The boy and I went to a swanky motel, and we decided to order some champagne. Everything was going very well, until he decided to pour a little on me. The problem though is that he poured it on my tummy, and it slid down to my crotch. That shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. it had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.’” When champagne goes wrong…
  4. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon. It’s actually a beautiful thing.” Delicious!
  5. “Nutella seriously fucks shit up. It looks like somebody had diarrhea in the bed. Don’t use it to step up oral sex. It’s not worth it.” Maybe stick to chocolate sauce?
  6. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Hot!

Hungry for some good lovin’? We’ve got everything you’ve been craving and more at NiteFlirt!

Check out more nutty food-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/maybe-rethink-that-whipped-cream-ok