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The Sex Toy For Your Apple Watch

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s4zit0fxdi7wp0exkgx4Sex toy manufacturer Lovense decided to create something even more exciting for the new Apple watch—a high-tech sex toy that can be connected to it. It’s called Blush, and already it has raised $10,000 on Indiegogo. The sex toy can be connected to your Apple watch and your partner‘s Apple watch for some seriously entertaining good times.

Blush can be controlled from up to 30 feet away through your smart phone or Apple watch, which makes it stand out from other sex toy apps. It’s also great for long-distance sex: if both phones are connected to the Internet, the vibrator can be any distance from your partner’s phone. You or your partner can also control the types of sensations you get (pulse, wave, etc.), and it can even be synced up to music or ambient noise to create whatever types of vibrations you’re hankering for. Blush will sell for around $90 in stores, but you can get it for $39 on Indiegogo. And just like Apple, this sex toy is promising to take Bluetooth technology for sex toys to the next level.

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Check out more about the sex toy for your Apple watch here.

Study Shows Condoms Don’t Make Men Lose Their Boners

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losnupoHave you ever blamed a condom for making you lose your boner? Well, new evidence shows the condom is not the culprit after all. A study that surveyed around 500 straight guys aged 18-24 found that the ones who thought the condom was making them go soft were more likely to be suffering from general erectile dysfunction regardless of whether they used a condom or not. It seems the problem isn’t physical but psychological.

One 24-year old thought the condom was making him lose sensitivity, which in turn made him lose his erection—and that only added to the pressure and self-consciousness he felt to perform. One researcher of the study explained, “men who first experience loss of erection when they use condoms might worry about [difficulty] experiencing erections more generally and hence be more vulnerable [to erectile problems].” To make matters worse, a third of the participants didn’t know how to properly put on a condom: “They’re a struggle to put on, especially after a few drinks, and then usually end up inside out, so have to be reapplied by which time either you’ve gone floppy or it’s just horrendously awkward and the moment is lost,” the 24-year old said. Well, besides de-villainizing condoms, this study proves one thing for sure: the importance and need for better sexual education.

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You can check out more about the condom-associated boner problem here.

Man Gets Eight-Inch Bionic Dick

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A man who lost the use of his genitals as a child got compensated in full recently with a fully functioning eight-inch bionic dick! This bionic dick is the first of its kind, even though a different man had the first successful penis transplant last year. The bionic dick was created by skin grafts from his arm, which will now allow him to get hard, cum, and actually reproduce.

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After an 11-hour surgery, the man finally can achieve erections by using a button attached to his scrotum. “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button,” the man said. “When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.” The device works through an implant that uses fluids from his belly to inflate two tubes which allow him to use his dick whenever he likes. Science is amazing!

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IFL Science has more about the man with an eight-inch bionic dick.

Nicki Minaj’s Asslicious Wax Sculpture

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Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas

Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas

Madame Tussauds wax museum in Las Vegas unveiled its latest attraction last week: a very sexy statue of the very sexy Nicki Minaj. She’s posed like she was in her “Anaconda” music video—down on all fours, wearing very little clothing, with her big, luscious ass up in the air. The figure took six months to create and hundreds of precise body measurements to bring Minaj’s curvy shape to life. And so far, the attraction has garnered some not so family-friendly attention from saucy guests.

There has already been a string of naughty photos posted to Instagram and social media with Minaj’s statue. In one, a man is mounting Minaj from behind while pulling her hair. In another, a group of frisky women grab her ass, tits, and pretend to lick her ass “like a cupcake.” Madame Tussauds is currently re-positioning the statue to dissuade patrons from taking any more racy photos with it. But the real Nicki Minaj has had a good sense of humor about the debacle so far.

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Here’s more about Nicki Minaj’s wax sculpture.

15 British Sex Words Americans Need to Start Using

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britishunderwearOur British neighbors across the pond know a thing or two about cheeky words for sex. American sex words tend to be, well, not as subtle and creative as British ones. So, here are 15 British sex words to use when flexing your cultural knowledge and having a bit of fun describing the old in-out in-out:

  1. Knob (Meaning cock. This can also be used as an insult, i.e, “You knob-head!”)
  2. Willy (Cock, again)
  3. Bell-End (The head of the cock)
  4. Meat and Two Veg (Cock and balls)
  5. Bollocks (Balls. This is also used as a curse word. “Oh, bollocks!” basically means “Oh, shit!”)
  6. Muff (Pussy)
  7. Fanny (Pussy, again. Not to be confused with America’s “fanny,” which means “ass”)
  8. Bonk (Fuck)
  9. Have It Off (Fuck, again)
  10. Romp (Yep. This means fuck)
  11. Shag (No, this is not a bygone saying from 70s era Austin Powers—the Brits still use it!)
  12. Rumpy-Pumpy (Cute word for fucking)
  13. Get Your Leg Over (We’ll let you picture this one)
  14. Roger (Yep, fuck again)
  15. How’s Your Father (“It’s good to have a little bit of How’s Your Father, now and then.”)

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Here’s Buzzfeed‘s video about British sex words Americans need to start using!

The Alien-Themed Brothel

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You may have heard of Dennis Hof, the famous entrepreneur and owner of several legal brothels in Las Vegas. Well, now Hof is adding a completely different element to his newest sex-establishment: aliens. If you’re dying to try a kinky, extraterrestrial themed sexual experience, look no further than Hof’s “Alien Cathouse.” Here you can finally live out that Princess Leia sex fantasy you’ve always dreamed of (decked out in her chained-and-bound slave costume, of course), or even fuck one of those sexy blue creatures from Avatar.

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All the rooms have different themes, such as “Atlantis,” “Alien Abduction,” and, of course, there’s a “probing room” for all the dangerous, kinky, BDSM stuff. But the kicker: Hof bought the land close in proximity to the sci-fi wet-dreamland spot, Area 51, which is known as the mother of all UFO conspiracy sites. Hof is calling his spot Area 69, and luring all his nerdy, horny patrons to come experience the joys of extraterrestrial fucking.

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Cracked has more about Alien Cathouse here.

Porn Star Builds Darth Vader Out of Sex Toys

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Porn star Kayla-Jane Danger gave the Star Wars super villain the ultimate makeover with her latest project: a 7-foot Darth Vader made entirely out of sex toys! “It’s easily the most unique thing I’ve done in porn,” Danger said of her buzz-worthy creation. She’s calling her statue “Darth Vibrader,” which was brought to life with more than “$3,000 worth of sex toys, including 200 vibrators, 10 paddles, a whip, two rows of anal beads, a rubber fist and a pair of what Danger called ‘hooker boots,’ according to the Huffington Post.

Courtesy of woodrocket.com

Courtesy of woodrocket.com

Danger is a former student of Parsons School of Design and still needed around eight hours and the help of two others to construct Darth Vibrader. The statue will be displayed at the headquarters of Woodrocket.com, which the porn star believes doesn’t need to serve just a decorative purpose. “You could rub yourself on the light saber, or use the big strap-on in front,” she said. “There are five bullet vibrators in his hands — and those have more power than a Hitachi wand.” All hail, lord Vader!

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Learn more about Kayla-Jane Danger’s Darth Vibrader here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-star-kayla-jane-danger-builds-sex-toy-darth-vader-nsfw_55afdbc3e4b0a9b948535810?

What To Do When Your Partner Doesn’t Have an Orgasm

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmHave you ever been with someone who you weren’t sure came or not? Since so much pressure is put on having an orgasm during sex, it can sometimes be awkward to ask if they did get off or to know what to do if they didn’t. Here are some tips to help you the next time this happens and to help your partner have an orgasm:

  1. Show that you care about your partner’s pleasure
    The sexiest thing you can do in bed is to show your partner that you genuinely care about them having a good time. Simple questions like “does that feel good?” and “what turns you on?” show that you care about their pleasure. This will help encourage them to relax and have a good time.
  2. Spend some time focusing on what turns them on
    Try taking some time to just pleasure your partner: give them head, kiss them all over, etc. While focusing on them, let them know that you enjoy what you’re doing by saying things like “you taste amazing” or “I could do this for hours.” This relaxes them and lets them know that there’s no rush.
  3. Communicate about how close you are to The Big O
    If you’re getting close to reaching orgasm but you don’t think your partner’s there yet, take a breather and switch it up for a while. This is a great opportunity to give them some more head and to focus on their pleasure while you cool down. And if you do cum before your partner, ask if they’d like to cum, too—sex isn’t the only way to get off!
  4. Take the focus off of cumming
    Cumming is not the end-all-be-all of sex. Make every moment count and don’t just focus on the end-goal. It’ll take pressure off of having an orgasm and it’ll make the experience that much more enjoyable.

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There are more helpful tips here: https://afterhours.lifehacker.com/orgasms-arent-everything-how-to-be-good-when-someone-d-1722292291

The First Ever Comic Written By and About a Stripper

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MelodyIn the 1980s, well before the days of autobiographical comics and everyday depictions of nude dancers, one woman decided to make a comic about her life as an exotic dancer. She worked in a club in downtown Montreal, and it didn’t occur to her that what she was depicting in her comic—basically sex-positive images of strippers—was novel for the time period. It was considered “pornographic” at the time, but this summer, it’s finally getting the attention it deserves.

Drawn & Quarterly published a 350-page collection of her comics, Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer. The stories, originally written in French with a bold black-and-white style, depicted the life of a nude dancer in a refreshingly realistic way. Melody and the other dancers in the comic love their bodies and get naked without shame or judgement. There’s also a lot of humor, showing how the life of a stripper is full of greedy bosses, needy customers and, at the end of the day, hustling to make a buck. Sex and nudity are not shown in a scandalous way: it’s all part of the job and of daily life.

Feel like having some natural, sexy experiences? Three cheers for sex positivity!

Read more about Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer here: https://bitchmagazine.org/post/long-lost-comics-about-working-as-a-nude-dancer-are-now-a-book

Introducing Teledildonics: Computer-Enhanced Dildos

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Image provided by www.comingle.io

Andrew Quitmeyer is putting his PhD in digital media from Georgia Tech to good use—he’s designing the next big thing in dildos: teledildonics. Teledildonics is the latest in sex toys that use computers to open up a whole new world of possibilities. His newest invention, “the Mod,” is an “open source” sex toy that can be synced to any smartphone apps, remote controls, and even your own heart rate!

“You can program it to be anything,” Quitmeyer said of the Mod’s exciting operating system called the Dilduino. The Mod is currently being crowd funded on Indiegogo, and has raised $60,000 from eager would-be customers. The products have gotten a lot of attention for their bizarre, innovative, and some-what intimidating designs, but they also represent what many are calling the new wave in sex toys. The Mod is shaped like a big, smooth finger, is made from silicone, and comes complete with three vibrating motors and a completely rechargeable USB-battery. “Sex tech needs to be opened up,” Quitmeyer said. “People’s sexuality is super specific and weird. I don’t want people to have general sex. I want them to have the weird, specific, crazy, kinky dragon sex of their dreams.”

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Get the specs on Mod and teledildonics here: https://www.vice.com/read/a-patent-troll-is-trying-to-stop-dildo-innovations-803?utm_source=vicefbus