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The Sex Toy That Also Claims To Be an Aphrodisiac

via www.lelo.com

via www.lelo.com

The Swedish sex toy manufacturer LELO has a brand new addition to its beloved comma-shaped vibrator the Lily—an aphrodisiacal fragrance. Not only does the newest edition have a stronger motor and the Lily’s characteristic pretty design, but you can now choose from three versions of the vibe, color-coded by scent. There’s dark purple for wine and chocolate, pink for rose and wisteria, and light purple for lavender and honey. So, does smelling an aphrodisiac instead of tasting one still make you horny?

While there’s no scientific evidence that aphrodisiacs actually turn people on physiologically, the placebo effect and the power of sexual suggestion are surprisingly powerful, so a sexy smell can definitely help get the juices flowing. And with Lily’s eight vibe patterns and a range of different speeds, there’s a lot to love in addition to its pleasing odor. It also has both broad and pointer areas for subtler and more intense stimulation, and it can comfortably sit between partners during sex. Plus there’s no need to bring the wine, roses, and chocolates to set the mood—the Lily will do it all for you!

Feel like setting the mood with us? We’re all the aphrodisiac you’ll ever need!

Check out more about the sex toy that’s infused with an aphrodisiacal scent here.

5 Celebs Over 50 Talk Mature Love

oldsexAccording to 5 feisty older celebs, wisdom and experience aren’t the only things that get better with age. Just as many studies have shown, these celebs prove that age is just a state of mind when it comes to having good sex well into the twilight years. So here are some words of sexual wisdom from 5 older celebs who know a thing or two about good mature lovin’.

  1. Jane Fonda
    The 77 year old still hot sex-pot had this to say about starting a love affair after a period of celibacy: “If you have been celibate for a long time and then begin a new love affair, be aware that your vagina is likely to need some attention.” Good advice!
  2. Betty White
    This Golden Girl is famous for her lusty appetite for sex. And at 93 years old, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon: “I’m still just as horny as I’ve ever been.” Betty, you are truly an inspiration!
  3. Lisa Rinna
    The sexy 52 year old said of her marriage to actor Harry Hamlin: “We’re kinky as hell in bed.” That must be the secret to their long-lasting relationship!
  4. John Stamos
    The celeb who was formerly married to super model Rebecca Romijn said, “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.” We can see your point, John.
  5. Sting
    The hot musician—who is also an unofficial spokesman for tantric sex—said, “I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” Sounds like a good time!

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The Mushroom That Makes Women Instantly Orgasm

mushroompenisThe medicinal value of certain plants and herbs are well known, and they’ve been used as a healing remedy for people for thousands of years. But it was only recently that scientists discovered a very important type of fungus that has the potential to heal women all over the world—by making them cum! The bright orange mushroom, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are 600 to 1,000 years old, has been shown to induce spontaneous orgasms in the women who smell it.

The two scientists who discovered the fungus back in 2001 said that the fungus is known as a “potent female aphrodisiac when smelled.” According to their research, which was published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, half of the female test subjects “experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom.” The scientists believe that the compounds found in the fungus’s spores could be similar to the neurotransmitters fired off during a hot, mind-blowing orgasm. Nature, you sexy beast!

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Here’s more about the fungus that makes women instantly orgasm!

What it’s Like to Have Sex in Space

sexinspaceIf you’re into astronomy (and fucking), you’ve probably wondered at some point what sex in space would be like. Pornhub is currently trying to crowdfund the first ever x-rated space encounter to answer this question, but science tells us it might not be that easy. Though NASA once sent a married couple up into space together, the pair are not kissing and telling—which is the same for the other 540 or so people who’ve traveled above Earth. So what do we know about what it would be like to fuck in space?

Based on evidence from NASA and the Kinsey Institute (who have also wondered about cosmic coitus), sex in a gravity-less environment wouldn’t really work out that well. First, instead of blood flowing to the genitals in men and women, in space it would flow to the head, making it hard to get or maintain an erection, or even to feel aroused. It would also be difficult to stay in sexual positions in zero-gravity, not to mention how physically demanding it would be since you lose so much strength and muscle-mass in space. It’d also be pretty messy, since there’s no where for the fluids to go: it just sort of builds up, like an unsexy sponge.

Well, so much for that 250-mile high club! But here’s the good news: NiteFlirt can make you feel like you’re being shot into space without ever leaving the Earth!

Check out Slate‘s video about what it’d be like to have sex in space!

Meet Canada’s Orgasm Whisperer

4065137553_1a8a7955ea_zWil McLean is in the business of getting women off. In fact, he estimates that he’s made around 1,000 women cum in his time as a sex machine operator. Yes, you read that correctly. McLean rents and operates heavy-duty, 6,400 RPM sex machines with a saddle and rotating and vibrating attachments through his website Sybiantoronto.com. And he had some sage words of wisdom about his role as an “orgasm whisperer” when he sat down recently to talk with Vice. Here are some highlights.

McLean gets women off as a way to focus on their pleasure exclusively, since cumming is so often male-centric. He says the machine works by “extending waves of vibration back at a frequency that the body understands and it wakes up nerve endings and because it’s so steady and such a deep low vibration, it penetrates through the body deeper. It’s vibrating areas that surface wise, more often than not, a penis won’t ever come in contact with.” He helps women get off using the machine by tuning in to what the woman’s feeling—he’ll listen to her breathing, watch the way her hips are moving, and then try to match the machine to her rhythms and movements. Then he just lets the lady ride—“Noises come out of you that you didn’t know you [could make].”

Feel like taking a wild ride? We know a thing or two about orgasm whispering here!

Here is Vice‘s full interview with the orgasm whisperer.

Emojis That Mean Dirty Words

sexyemojisEver get a text with an emoji that seems to mean more than the image itself? A dude sends you an emoji of an eggplant (cock) and a chocolate chip cookie (pussy), for instance. Or simply an emoji of a full mailbox (fucking). Well, this handy guide will help you know for sure what those sexually-charged emojis really mean. Here are a few favorites (check out the complete guide from Buzzfeed below).

Cock Emojis

  1. Ear of corn
  2. Peeled banana
  3. Rocket ship
  4. Red lipstick

Balls Emojis

  1. Cluster of grapes
  2. Two mugs of beer
  3. Pig’s snout

Ass Emojis

  1. Peach
  2. Sprinkly donut

Tits Emojis

  1. Two cherries
  2. Camel humps

Pussy Emojis

  1. Strawberry
  2. Slice of cake
  3. Hard candy
  4. Coin purse

Fucking Emojis

  1. Rollercoaster
  2. Blowfish (?)
  3. A bowl of ramen noodles
  4. Slice of pizza

Cumming Emojis

  1. “The Scream”
  2. Fountain overflowing
  3. A whale blowing water out of its spout

In the mood for a little fireworks, shooting star, happy face, tango emoji? We are always down for some trumpet-blowing, factory-smoke fun!

As promised: Buzzfeed‘s full guide.

If “Netflix and Chill” Were Honest

netflixandchillA new hilarious video on Buzzfeed (watch below) goes behind the seemingly innocent invitation to “Netflix and chill tonight?” As it turns out, what the question is actually asking is: “Do you want to bang tonight?” Yup, sounds about right!

In the video, a dude tells his roommate to “stay the fuck in your room” before his date comes over. When she does, they try to act casual and pretend to know things about wine before it’s time to “divert this nervous energy by looking at a screen.” Because, really, it’s all about wanting to “make out a lot”— and “do other stuff….” So after about 10 or 20 minutes of “hiding [your] boner with [your] elbow,” and saying things just to get close to each other’s mouth, it’s finally time to say “fuck it” and make a move! And, eventually, to pause the movie—or not!

Feel like coming over for a little “Netflix and chill?” We know what you’re really asking—and we like it!

Check out “If ‘Netflix and Chill’ Were Honest” here.

Pop-Up Porn Books

via popupporno.org

via popupporno.org

There’s a new webseries by Canadian filmmaker Stephen Dunn that uses pornographic picture books to tell sexy stories about online dating/hook-up culture. The series, aptly named Pop-Up Porno, first wowed audiences at Sundance and is now being released online. Dunn started the project as a way to normalize the trials and tribulations of online dating—and what better way to do that than with pop-up cocks in a picture book?!

Each pop-up book takes about a month to create, and is brought to life by a collaborative team of designers (including celebrated homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland), writers, and Dunn himself. Together the team adapts true erotic stories told by real people in the dating world into “an aesthetic to suit the tale.” Dunn hopes to continue making pornographic pop-up books, saying “Regardless of what happens they’re fun as hell to make, and as long as people keep sharing stories and we have enough money to pay our crew and the book designers, I’m happy to keep making more.”

Feel like having some real-life, sexy experiences yourself? We’ll give you stories to re-tell for a lifetime!

Check out more about Pop-Up Porno!

8 Facts Every Dude Should Know About His Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberrySure, you know your dick intimately, but do you know why hot tubs are bad for your balls? Or that not getting enough sleep can make you lose your boner? As Buzzfeed says, these facts are sort of like “the owner’s manual you never knew you needed.” Here are 8 facts every dude needs to know about his cock.

  1. The penis is a good indicator of your overall health
    One doctor says, “It’s like the dipstick of the body’s health.” That’s why if there’s something wrong with the genitals, you should go see your doctor to make sure it’s not a symptom of something else. And similarly, if there’s something wrong with your health, your dick could be affected too.
  2. Premature ejaculation is a lot more common than you think
    Premature ejaculation is when you cum about one to two minutes after penetration and then feel distressed and anxious about it. Statistics show that it affects about 10%-30% of men at some point in their lives. But those who suffer from it every time should talk to their doctor—it can be overcome.
  3. Your testicle size is important
    Your testicles should be about the same size and each be about the size of a walnut. If they’re too big or too small, there could be a problem with your sperm, in which case go see your doctor.
  4. Hot tubs are really bad for your balls
    “It’s like dunking your testicles like teabags in hot water,” says a doctor. That’s because getting your balls too hot halts your sperm.
  5. Cumming a lot is very good for you
    Ejaculating often is good for you because it lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Not to mention all the health benefits, like lower stress and increased happiness.
  6. Sleep deprivation can mess with your boner
    Not getting enough sleep can make you lose your morning wood and decrease your sex drive.
  7. Wash your dick after sex
    Since bacteria can grow faster when cum dries out on the skin, washing after sex will help you avoid infection.
  8. Don’t get your dick pierced
    In case you were considering it, consider this: possible complications include “significant bleeding, chronic irritation, or even damage to the urethra—which could leave you peeing out of the new hole.”

Want us to get to know you intimately? Your doctor will definitely approve!

Here are more facts every dude should know about his dick.

Horny Couple Gives Interview About Their Public Romp in a Parking Lot

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistA woman in Virginia was arrested recently after having afternoon sex with her boyfriend in a parking lot (see video below). The couple was taken into custody by Norfolk police for engaging in a public sex act outside a shopping center. And, apparently, the local news station wanted to know all about it in an exclusive interview. So what prompted the couple to have an illicit fuck in a parking lot? “I’m not into erotic public sex, or anything like that,” she said. “That was all the alcohol.” Of course!

The police claim that when they found the couple mid-coitus on the concrete, the man was so drunk he was unconscious. But he assured the news station that he was into it, and that they both “had needs.” The man said, “I consented to it all. But I had a little too much to drink, and I passed out.” When asked if they would do anything like that again, the woman quickly said no, but the man took a moment to think it over before replying, “I don’t know.” Classic.

In the mood for a little afternoon delight? You don’t need alcohol to have a good time with us!

Here’s the video of the couple’s parking lot sex.