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7 True and Hilarious SEX-Pectations Vs. Reality

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingBuzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):

  1. Shower Sex
    SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
    Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!”
  2. Your O-Face
    SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
    Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty.
  3. Food Play
    SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
    Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.”
  4. Ex Sex
    SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
    Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.”
  5. Taking a Bath Together
    SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
    Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?!
  6. Reverse Cowgirl
    SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
    Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!”
  7. How You Look the Morning After
    SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
    Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”

In the mood for some hot fun? We can exceed all your SEX-pectations here!

Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/sexpectation-vs-reality?bffbmain&utm_term=.pm0oAx8k9Q#.hvMKaAD8Jz

The 15th Annual No Pants Subway Ride

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Subway riders from cities like New York, Tokyo, Moscow, Madrid, London, and Los Angeles showed off their assets in celebration of the 15th annual No Pants Subway Ride. The pants-less ride was started in New York by the improv comedy collective Improv Everywhere, who thought it would be hilarious to see hordes of people casually riding the subway in full winter garb without pants. And now, the event has come to include people from more than 60 cities in over 25 countries who boldly take off their pants to freak out their unwitting fellow passengers (check out the images below).

“The participants behave as if they do not know each other, and they all wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves,” explained Improv Everywhere on their website. “The only unusual thing is their lack of pants.” The riders in their underwear ranged from the cheeky (some women with “check it twice” on their asses) to the ironic (one guy with tuxedo briefs complete with tux jacket and bow tie) to the sexy (ladies wearing lingerie and showing off their booties). But the best part by far were the confused riders who couldn’t understand why so many people seemed to have forgotten their pants that day. Those cute pants-less kids were pretty great, too.

In the mood for something cheeky? Just show up to NiteFlirt pants-less and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more about the 15th annual No Pants Subway Ride here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-pants-subway-ride-2016_569373f3e4b0a2b6fb70b0c8

Fucking On a Hoverboard is Now a Thing

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It was only a matter of time before the increasingly trendy hoverboard would find a way to enter, er, glide into our sex lives. And now, hoversex is an actual thing—complete with a new porn category! That’s right, you can now watch people fuck while on hoverboards. In one video, a man glides around a room on a hoverboard while pumping into the woman who’s effortlessly wrapped around his waist. “She bounces up and down, moaning, while he glides in circles,” Broadly reports.

In a different video, a woman squats on all fours on a hoverboard, gently floating toward a hard cock that glides effortlessly into her mouth. While hoversex is a new phenomenon, it’s already captured many a hoverer’s sexual imagination. One guy pictures a whole new Kama Sutra for hoverboards: “Two people could be standing fucking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. “The guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.” One thing’s for sure, hoversex is only just taking off!

Want to have an effortlessly sexy experience yourself? Jump on your hoverboard and glide our way!

Check out more about hoversex here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/people-are-having-sex-on-hoverboards

Meet the Winner of Pornhub’s First College Scholarship

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pornhubPornhub, the world’s largest provider of free porn, is trying to clean up its image with its latest philanthropic endeavor: a college scholarship. The scholarship is worth $25,000, and the winner must be at least 18 years-old and have a 3.2 GPA. The winner was chosen, and she isn’t exactly what you’d picture for the massive adult website.

MaryAnn Uribe, a 48-year-old mother of two, is a Texan with an truly incredible story. Not only was she disqualified from most scholarships because of her age, but she’s also the survivor of a crazy murder plot involving her ex-boss. According to the Washington Post, after she reported her employers to authorities for allegedly committing felony barratry, her boss put a hit on her. She’s now trying to move on with her life and begin studies at a four-year university—which has been made possible by the good folks at Pornhub! “MaryAnn epitomizes the drive for determination and success; from her indelible personality, to the resiliency she’s shown to achieve her goals,” the announcement on Pornhub’s website reads. Now we have even more reason to love Pornhub!

Looking for a little adult entertainment? No application necessary here—everyone’s a winner at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Pornhub’s college scholarship here: https://jezebel.com/winner-of-pornhubs-college-scholarship-is-a-48-year-old-1748987767

Japan Opens First Bar Devoted to Getting Women Off

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bartokyoIn a very buzz-worthy move, Japan has opened its first bar devoted to vibrators, dildos, and other female sex toys. Love Joule, a funky, colorful bar in Tokyo is the first “love and sex bar dedicated to women,” according to the Tokyo Reporter. The owner of the bar wanted to make female masturbation a less taboo, more open discussion in her famously regressive country. “Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars,” she said.

This place is sure to get people talking! Behind the bar where liquor bottles would normally be, there are rows and rows of colorful sex toys. So far, the spot has been very popular with Japan’s commercial sex and adult film stars. One patron explains why she likes the bar: “It is a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about, sex and guys, that’s also a big pull.” Not only that, but the bar prohibits single men from entering without being accompanied by a female companion. Guess they’ll just have to go to one of the many male sex toy shops!

Want to celebrate the joys of female pleasure? Ain’t nothing taboo about women getting off!

Check out more about Japan’s first bar devoted to female masturbation here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/love-joule-japans-first-bar-devoted-female-masturbation-opens-tokyo_n_1930552.html

The World’s Most Famous Madam Dies at 92

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madameclaudeMadame Claude, the legendary brothel owner who pimped out failed French actresses to clients ranging from John F. Kennedy to the Shah of Iran, died recently at the age of 92. In the course of her four decades as the world’s most luxurious and legendary madam, she was caught a number of times for running a high-class call-girl service. “There are two things that people will always pay for: food and sex,” she reportedly said. “I wasn’t any good at cooking.”

A Vanity Fair expose described her as a matchmaker who married her girls off “to titles, famous names, brand names.” Her illegal and famous brothels in America and France were patrionzed by heads of state, royalty and powerful industrialists who paid $2,000 or more for madame’s services. She carefully groomed her girls, and preferred intellectual ones to sex-pots: “If I have to choose between a nymphomaniac and an intellectual, I’ll hire the intellectual,” she wrote. As Vanity Fair said, “Madame Claude was an institution, a legend, and a living legend at that.” Though she is gone, her legend will live on.

Looking for some high quality companionship yourself? Like madame, we’re no chefs, but we know a thing or two about having a good time!

Check out more about the world’s most famous madam here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/madame-claude-famous-madam-dead_567b0c97e4b06fa6887fe511

Wrestling Porn Takes BDSM to the Next Level

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Ultimate Surrender is Kink.com’s newest porn for BDSM enthusiasts. The videos include strong, sexually empowered women wrestling while incorporating sexual maneuvers into the fights. The winner gets to sexually dominate the loser in the fourth match, which is why wrestling porn is being dubbed “UFC porn.” Its appeal comes from combining BDSM with the inherent sexuality and excitement of contact sports—not so different from the ancient Romans kinky, naked wrestling matches that were as much about sexual voyeurism as about the game itself.

The fights include “nipple torture, spanking, and exposed flesh, plus headlocks, bulging muscles, knee braces, and a bell for the victor,” reports Slate. “The quickest way to win,” the Ultimate Surrender site advises, “is to make your opponent have a screaming orgasm totally against her will.” Wrestling porn is also a nice departure from traditional BDSM porn in the way that there isn’t a clear sub or dom. “The sight of two highly athletic individuals using considerable strength to struggle for “top” billing is both erotic and an impressive physical spectacle—like football, or women’s rugby,” Slate says. In other words, wrestling porn is not pretend fighting; this isn’t two girls struggling on a mat for entertainment. These are athletes, subjected to strict training regimens, rules, and score charts. Let the (sexy) games begin!

In the mood for a little (kinky) wrestling yourself? Ain’t nothing “pretend” about the way we get down!

Check out more about wresting porn here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/12/23/why_wrestling_porn_fills_an_important_sexual_niche_in_our_lives.html

Meet the People Who Make Sex Machines

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Sex-MachinesPhotographer Timothy Archibald recently published a book called Sex Machines about the quirky creators of homemade fuck-bots. Archibald was fascinated by the DIYers who keep their primitive sex machines in their bedrooms, garages, and living rooms. “To me this little subculture had everything in it I ever wanted that would allow me to tell a rich story about men, women, and America,” said the photographer. Here are some highlights of the people he met.

One husband and wife team created The Monkey Rocker, which looks like something you might exercise with—maybe a rowing machine—with a dildo in the center. “It doesn’t really surprise me that Dan came up with this. We aren’t an especially sexually obsessed couple, but Dan is a man. I mean, I don’t think he can help but think about these things, the sexual, the mechanical, the craftsmanship of it all,” the wife said. Eric Wilson of Love Locker made his sex machine as a way to indulge his wife’s fantasy about being with two guys: “…I wondered how much more real it would seem if I made an actual sex machine that was having sex with her as she was performing oral on me, or whatever. So I went out to the garage one day and started tinkering around, and eventually put together our first machine,” Wilson said. A woman who runs a legal brothel invented The Thrill Hammer, “a 450-pound vibrator capable of vibration speeds of up to 6,500 rpm and rotation speeds of 150 rpm. It combines an antique dentist chair, a large vibrator, and a computer monitor. Four tentacles extend around the chair and hold the monitor and the lighting systems.” Now that’s an impressive sex machine!

Looking for exciting and creative ways to get off? Come fulfill your fantasies with us!

Check out more about the people who make their own sex machines here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines#.xaBxlgoKQw

Lesbians Touch a Dick For the First Time

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Image Stills from YouTube Video | Users: BriaAndChrissy

If you’re a lesbian and you’ve gone your whole life without touching a dick, suddenly finding your hands on one could be a bit of a surprise. And that’s exactly what happened in a hilarious new video by singing duo and lesbian couple Bria and Chrissy. Some of their lesbian friends who have never experienced a cock before got to find out what one is really like. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

“I’ve done public speaking and I hate public speaking… [I’ve] nearly gotten hit by a car… and this is definitely the most nervous I’ve ever been,” one woman explained before touching the dick. Another woman guessed that it might “feel like a snake” before going in for the grab. As one lesbian fondled the cock, she noticed that it “feels like play-doh, that’s been warmed up,” while another woman is reminded of her time as a butcher, when she stuffed turkey necks with corn on the cob. The end result: “appreciate not procreate.” Or put another way, “it’s healthy and it’s normal to celebrate everybody’s body for what it is, but it doesn’t mean you have to be attracted to it.” To each her own!

In the mood for an exciting and new experience yourself? We are all about celebrating the body here!

Watch the video of lesbians touching a dick for the first time here:

h/t: Huffington Post Gay Voices

8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: isherwoodchrisIf you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

  1. The naked guy
    Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
  2. The guy with all the requirements
    “‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
  3. The guy with the disclaimers
    “The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
  4. The creepy guy
    His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
  5. The satirical guy
    Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
  6. The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
    This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
  7. The married guy
    There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
  8. The rich guy
    “Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

Check out more guys you’ll always find on Tinder here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/21/margot-tinder-sucks