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Donald Trump Wanted to Debate His Dick Size

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small handsIn what has to be one of the most bizarre moments in election history, Donald Trump felt the need to bring up his dick as an important talking point during the most recent GOP presidential debate. Trump wants the American people to rest assured that he does not have a small penis. Because, obviously, one of the most important requirements for being the leader of the free world is cock size.

He was responding to comments Marco Rubio made about Trump’s hands, when Rubio basically implied—much in the way that middler schoolers do—that his small hands mean he also has a small penis. Trump responded by saying, “Look at those hands. Are they small hands? [Rubio] referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” Rubio brought up Trump’s hands as a response to being called “Little Rubio” by the businessman, saying, “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.” There’s only one logical way for this public pissing match to end: with both candidates whipping out Little Trump and Little Rubio and letting the people decide! Now that’s the American way!

Want to “bring up the cock” in non-political ways? We can guarantee there’s no problem with that!

Check out more about Donald Trump debating his dick size here: https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/

Skype Sex Confessions

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Oh, the joys of Skype sex! Whether you’re trying to keep the spark alive in a long-distance relationship, or trying to, um, “get to know someone better,” Skype sex definitely gets the job done. Here are 7 people’s confessions about their experiences with Skype sex.

“The best part about Skype sex is that you don’t have to cuddle afterwards.”
True. You also don’t have to sneak away early in the morning…

“Long distance Skype sex is the worst. His battery died but my libido didn’t….”
Quick, somebody get that man an outlet!

“I have weekly Skype sex with a stunning married woman. She says it actually saved her marriage.”
Skype sex saves the day again!

“I once had Skype sex with 2 guys back to back. One was my ex, the other was a stranger.”
Sounds like you had a very fun and productive day!

“My bf came twice from our Skype sex tonight and all I did was moan.”
A sexy success story!

“Just realized: I’ve had Skype sex with a guy in Ireland, Scotland, and England. Now I just have Canada and Australia to check off my list.”
Around the world in 30 days!

“Skype sex is only good for so long. It just makes me crave him more than ever.”
Well, yeah. That’s the point!

In the mood for some long-distance lovin’? We can keep your libido charged all night long!

Screen+Shot+2016-03-09+at+11.13.17+AMCheck out more Skype sex confessions by clicking on the dial pad!

Study Shows Listening to More Music Will Get You Laid

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What is it about music that is such a turn on? Is it the way it gets your heart racing when you dance, the sensuous rhythms, or the sexiness of a sultry voice? Whatever the case, music is hot, and now a study proves what we’ve long known about its uncanny abilities: it will get you laid

For the study, researchers asked 30,000 people from all over the world to play music out loud at home for a week. And what the researchers found was that the increase in music also led to a 66% increase in sex! It also caused people to say “I love you” 50% more. Another interesting sexy-music fact: 59% of participants said people become more attractive when they play songs the participants’ love. So go ahead and pump those jams—it’ll lead to some other pumping later!

In the mood for something sultry? Turn down the lights, turn up the volume, and let’s get down to the music!

Check out more about the study that shows listening to more music will get you laid: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/listening-to-music-means-more-sex

The Most Popular Porn Searches in Each State

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: posterboynycthough the US seems more divided than ever, there is one thing that perfectly unites red and blue states: a love of porn. It’s true. PornHub compiled its data to find out what porn searches are most popular in each state. And as it turns out, Americans in varying regions really aren’t all that different after all.

“Lesbian” is the most popular porn nation-wide. “Step-mom” and “step-sister” are also quite popular, especially in the naughty mid-west. (Just don’t ask any of our Flirt’s for step anything, we don’t allow it).  Even very culturally different places like the northeast and Alaska love them some step-MILFs! Finally, the more fringe searches are “ebony,” concentrated mainly in the south, and “cartoon” porn, which you can find all over because, honestly, who doesn’t love animated fucking?! So keep these important stats in mind on your next domestic vacation: “If there’s one thing Rhode Islanders love, for example, it’s the great seafood—and MILFs,” reports Gizmodo.

Looking to broaden your cultural tastes? Search no more: we’ve got everything you’re looking for and then some right here!

Check out more about the most popular porn searches in each state: https://gizmodo.com/what-kind-of-porn-is-most-popular-in-every-state-1761551304

7 Sex Tips To Make Her Cum

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Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionThe pussy is a wonderful and mysterious thing. Despite its ability to have multiple orgasms, among its many other talents, it’s just not as easy for most women to get off as men. But now there’s new research of over 2,000 women which found some helpful information about what makes women cum. Here are 7 sex tips to try on her or yourself for better and more intense orgasms.

  1. Edging, or getting super close to cumming and then backing off
    Over 65% of the women surveyed said this helps them to cum better and stronger.
  2. Hinting or teasing sensitive areas
    Teasing is when you approach those sensitive areas but don’t actually touch them. “Like touching the area outside of the vaginal opening without going in,” explains a sex researcher on the study. Over 71% of women said this really turns them on and makes them cum better.
  3. Keeping the speed, movement, pressure, etc. exactly the same
    Nearly 67% of the women said that consistency is key when it comes to cumming. “Just before orgasm, it’s like a sort of tightrope where its easy for that to be the point where you lose it,” says a researcher. “A lot of women said that everything needs to be held constant.” So if she says “Don’t stop!” then, you know, don’t stop!
  4. Or, switch things up to keep it interesting
    Different strokes for different folks, right? 78% of women said they like unpredictable sensations at different points of arousal—which makes sense considering the different vibe patterns on sex toys.
  5. Keeping some sort of rhythm or pattern
    Most women said they know what they like when it comes to a sex rhythm and that it always gets them off. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
  6. Change the technique after the first orgasm when going for a second one
    Changing it up on the second go-around is the key to cumming really good again.
  7. Continuous, circular motions on the clit
    A whopping 78% of women swear by this.

Want to have a better, more intense sexual experience? We’ve got all the right moves here!

Check out more sex tips to make her cum here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/sex-tips-for-vaginas#.qn93Y70m2M

Here’s What Edible Body Paint is Really Like

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryIf you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably thought about including edibles in the bedroom. Maybe you’ve even tried the usual sex-snacks like whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, but now you’re thinking of upgrading to edible body paint. If so, here’s what you should know about what edible body paint is really like.

First, there are three flavors: strawberries & champagne, chocolate, and vanilla chocolate. Although the strawberries & champagne flavor looks shockingly like blood (ick!), it tastes surprisingly sweet and delicious! As for chocolate, it tastes sort of like Tootsie Rolls, but the metallic aftertaste can be a real turn off. Finally, the vanilla chocolate flavor, which definitely looks like cum, had mixed reactions ranging from “Gross!” to “Not bad” from the taste testers. And as for application, the strawberry one paints nicely, while the chocolate is very streaky, and the vanilla, again, just looks like cum. Now get licking!

In the mood for something tasty and sweet? We’ve got all the best flavors right here!

Check out more about what edible body paint is really like here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/we-tried-edible-body-paint-and-boy-was-it-sticky#.fw00wZnApY

Brazil’s Miss BumBum is Bigger and Better Than Ever

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The extremely exciting Miss BumBum Pageant has crowned a new winner. The cheeky contest, which ain’t about personality and grace, has one singular aim: to find the absolute best bottom in Brazil. And now, a 26-year old fitness model, Suzy Cortez, beat out the curvaceous competition to take her place among Miss BumBum’s coveted victors.

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“To get to this exalted place in Brazilian culture, Cortez had to work her gluteus to the maximus,” reports the Huffington Post. Cortez, who said she was “training” for months, beat out 500 other girls, all with very impressive assets. Brazil certainly takes its backsides seriously: some women insure their butts in case of injury. And this year, the contest took measures to ensure none of the women had ass-implants (a runner-up in a previous year almost died because from an implant infection). Last year’s Miss BumBum Indianara Carvalho explains the honor is very important to Brazilian culture because the title “represents all Brazilian women.” Those Brazilian women “like big butts and [they] cannot lie!”

Looking for something a little cheeky? We have very nice assets right here!

Check out more about the new Miss BumBum here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/and-miss-bumbum-2015-is-suzi-cortez_us_564234c3e4b0411d3072b68d

The Best Couples Are Good at Two Things: Fucking and Talking About Fucking

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Image Source: Flickr.com |me and the sysopA large scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term relationships found that the happiest couples are the ones who are fucking and talking about fucking. “Couples who are more satisfied are driven to have sex more often, which gives them more satisfaction and leads to more frequency,” said the study’s lead author. The study, which will be published in the Journal of Sex Research, also found that the happiest couples use a variety of different sex moves, and give each other head and orgasms.

Both men and women said that communication really is key. According to the study, what makes satisfied men and women the happiest is when “they praise their partner for something they did in bed; are asked by their partner for something they want; ask for something they want from their partner; talk on the phone or email with their partner during the day to tease about something they want; ask for feedback on how something felt.” Both sexes also felt that some essential, sexy things for keeping the spark alive were sexy lingerie, erotic massages, taking a shower together, and talking about or acting out fantasies. Sounds like the perfect recipe for happiness to us!

Want to have a satisfying sexual experience yourself? Come tell us your fantasies!

Check out more about the sex lives of sexually satisfied couples here: https://jezebel.com/lasting-couples-are-super-great-at-two-things-talking-1758944975

The Most Outrageous Sex Toys

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Image Source: Blewit.comWhile Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.

  1. TAZapper
    This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
  2. X2 Orgasmatron
    “The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
  3. Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal 
    This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
  4. My Diletto
    This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
  5. Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
    Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
  6. The Face Fuck
    For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
  7. G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
    This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
  8. Auto Banger
    Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
  9. SlapHappy
    This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.

Looking to add some spice to your life? We can electricity you in the most outrageous ways here!

Check out more about the most outrageous sex toys by clicking here

One Woman’s Adventures in Pegging

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One woman made it her mission to become a pegging expert, but before she bought her first strap-on, she wanted to learn everything she could about ass-play and the male G-spot. According to experts, pegging is not an uncommon practice, and if it weren’t for the social stigma, a lot more guys would embrace it. This is because men, like women, also have a G-spot, except theirs is located inside the prostate. Armed with this knowledge, the woman practiced finding the G-spot with her fingers.

After learning her way around the prostate with several guys, she felt ready to move on to pegging. She bought a harness and a small dildo, and described the experience with her boyfriend like this: “This guy who had been fucking me was now on his back with his legs up around his ears. I was sitting back on my heels with my thighs outside his hips, rocking my hips back and forth in little humping movements.” When he came, her mind was blown: “I hadn’t come, but watching him come felt just as amazing for me. I had put on a dick, fucked a guy’s butt for the first time, and now he was lying before me in a puddle of melted bliss.” Now she’s happy to say that she’s experienced in pegging, and finds the sex fun and literally stimulating to be the one who’s giving instead of receiving.

Feel like having a stimulating experience yourself? We can make you melt into a puddle of bliss right here!

Check out more about one woman’s experiences with pegging here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/135261-ive-tried-pegging-with-my-male-sex-partners-and-this-is-exactly-what-it-looked-and