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Finally, a Love Song About Ass-Play

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If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of “I’ll Make Love To You,” it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the “hella freaky stuff” you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna “eat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut”!

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Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to “eat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.” But he understands “you might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.” It’s cool though, cause he knows “that salad gotta get tossed,” so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some “extra dressing.” Yeah, just relax, girl, and “clamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.”

Looking for a tasty treat tonight? Just relax, Bae, and let us do our thang!

Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt” here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/analingus-music-video/

The Sexy MILFS in Fergie’s New Music Video are ‘Slippery When Wet’

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Congratulations, Fergie—you just debuted the hottest, most luscious, wet-dreamiest music video of the summer! Not surprisingly it involves Hollywood’s sexiest MILFS, Fergie herself, Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen, Ciara and a slew of super models looking white-hot while drinking, dripping and even bathing in silky smooth milk. Oh, and the skin-tight often nude latex the MILFS sport doesn’t hurt with the sexiness factor either!

The queen MILF herself, Fergie, wears a yellow latex “Slippery When Wet” ensemble, while literally showering in milk! She also takes a leisurely bath, in milk, wearing barely perceptible nude latex on her hot MILF ass. And of course the infamous Kim K., who will not be outshined, also showers in milk wearing nude latex that really just looks like pasties. Super models Alessandra Ambrosio and Tara Lynn sport a milk mustache, and there’s even cameos by thirsty male models Jon Kortajarena and Jordan Barrett. This music video is sure to have everyone asking, Got MILF?

Looking for something white-hot yourself? We’re silky smooth and ready to get wet this summer!

Check out more about Fergie’s new MILFS music video here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/art-books-music/g7486/fergie-milfs-music-video-kim-chrissy-models

Researchers Find Association Between Watching Porn and Less Gray Matter in the Brain

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“This is porn. This is your brain on porn. Any questions?” That’s what researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Berlin asked in a new study which found that hours spent watching pornography was associated with less gray matter in the brain. For the investigation, scientists recruited 64 healthy males between the ages of 21-45, who mainly said that they did not watch more than four hours of x-rated material per week. Then the researchers scanned the men’s brains using MRI imaging while they watched porn—and the results were pretty shocking.

The study found that the men watching porn not only had a decrease of gray matter volume in their brains, but also had less functioning in the area of the brain used to process motivation. Still, the researchers cannot prove that porn is the direct cause, and they’ve said that they’ll need to conduct further studies before they are able to reach any sort of conclusion. One possible reason could be that excessive stimulation of the reward system altered the brain’s “neural plasticity.” Or perhaps, men with less gray matter in their brains require more stimulation, and find watching porn extremely rewarding. Whatever the reason, researchers will be looking into “your brain on porn” more rigorously in the future.

Looking for something rewarding yourself? We’re happy to report that researchers have found no negative correlation between your brain and NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the study on porn and less gray matter in the brain here: https://www.iflscience.com/brain/researchers-find-association-between-porn-viewing-and-less-grey-matter-brain/

‘Pokémon Go’ Nudes are the Newest (Adorable) Dick Pics

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PikachuSexPokémon Go had to see this coming, right? Since it makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, it was only a matter of time before users got, um, creative with their pics. And now, the hottest, raciest, and also cutest pics floating around the internet are indeed Pokémon Go nudes, with at least a couple of people taking pictures of themselves using Pokémon Go during or right before sex!

There are lots of hot nudes being shared on social media, including one very popular one you may have seen by now titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE,” which shows a woman bent over on a bed with Pokémonstrategically placed over her naked ass. There’s even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon Go pictures. But, of course, the most popular type of Pokémon Go nude is inevitably the dick pic. A quick search on Tumblr will bring up a massive amount of adorable, animated dicks! It seems innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick pics (see images below). Oh, the internet—ruining everyone’s childhood with all these sexual Pokémon images!

Looking to get sexually creative yourself? Come get racy with us!

Check out more about the Pokémon Go nudes taking over the internet here: https://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692

Enter a Giant Butthole in Japan

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shortsexHave you ever longed to travel along with the Magic School Bus through a human body? Well, if you’re in Japan, you actually can—except instead of a body, you can just explore a giant anus! The exhibit, called Karada no Fushigi Daibouken 2015 (からだのふしぎ大冒険2015) or “The Mysterious Great Adventure of the Body 2015,” is promising to get people interested in science—literally through the endlessly fascinating wonders of the ass!

After walking through a giant butthole, you can also engage in other types of ass-play, such as going down a poop slide (poop shoot?)! The aim of the hands-on, ass-centric exhibit is to teach human biology by exploring how the body actually works. And what better way to do that than with anal exploration? Japan, thank you for helping us to bravely enter—slowly at first and with plenty of lubrication—your anal wonderland!

Looking for some fun and exciting experiences yourself? We are all about exploring the wonderful human body here!

Check out more about the Japanese exhibit that lets you enter a giant butthole here: https://kotaku.com/enter-a-huge-butthole-in-japan-1722184062

Zika Virus May Spread Through Oral Sex

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condomsIt seems those pesky mosquitos may not be the only culprit in the spread of Zika virus. According to a recent op-ed in The New England Journal of Medicine, a much more pleasant activity could also be to blame—oral sex, and possibly even kissing! Doctors theorize that a man traveling from Rio de Janeiro may have spread the virus to his partner after having unprotected oral and vaginal sex seven times.

Since the woman only came into contact with the infected man’s semen during oral sex, and medical records show traces of the virus in her saliva and urine, but not in her vaginal fluid or blood, “the researchers concede that they can’t rule out transmission via pre-ejaculate fluid during vaginal sex or saliva during ‘deep kissing,’” reports the Gaily Grind. Scientists have known since 2011 that the virus might be spread sexually, and there have been 11 cases of sexually-transmitted Zika virus since the start of the epidemic in the U.S. “U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a recommendation to men traveling in Zika-endemic countries to use condoms for oral, vaginal, or anal sex with their partners once they return home.” Zika[s] Christ, that’s some scary stats for head enthusiasts!

Want a risk-free romp? You won’t find any dangerous epidemics here!

Check out more about how the Zika virus potentially spreads though oral sex here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/06/03/experts-warn-zika-virus-may-spread-through-oral-sex-kissing/

Porn Stars Reveal What They’d Do For Work If They Didn’t Do Porn

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5363515948_0afee4be51_zThe average porn career lasts between 6 and 18 months, so it makes sense for adult entertainers to consider what they’d be doing if they weren’t doing each other! In a new video by Wood Rocket, adult film performers reveal what they’d do for a living—if they weren’t getting paid to fuck on camera. And while some of the professions are shockingly normal (nanny or librarian), others are just shocking (watch the video below)!

Charlotte Cross takes a practical approach to the inevitability of a career change one day: “Porn is very temporary,” she explains. “Eventually, everybody’s gonna get tired of seeing loads blown on my face!” Jeze Belle would probably be doing something kind of morbid, like working in a funeral home—except, you know, as a “sexy mortician.” Another actress wanted to use her skills as a porn star to help others learn about getting off as a “sex educator.” Nursing is also a very “hands-on” career…sort of like porn? Amber Ivy was working in a lab before she began working in porn, but decided to “take dicks for a living instead.” And regardless of vocation, one thing’s for sure: “I would still be having a lot of sex.”

Looking for an exciting and stimulating way to spend your day? Come put our skills to work!

Check out what porn stars would be doing for work if they didn’t do porn here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-reveal-what-theyd-do-for-work-if-they-didnt-do-porn_us_575954c7e4b00f97fba75158

George W. Bush Wants Everyone To Know That’s Not Him in Kayne West’s ‘Famous’ Orgy

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kanyeIt seems not everyone is pleased about Kayne West’s new video “Famous,” which features several celebrities lying naked in bed together (and we’re not talking about Taylor Swift). The 43rd President of the United States immediately issued a statement following his “appearance” in the rapper’s orgy. Apparently, George “Dubya” feels West “misunderestimated” him.

“In case there was any doubt… that is not President Bush,” a POTUS rep told TMZ. “He is in much better shape.” The post-coital celebrities featured in the video—probably wax figures in the uncannily realistic style of Madame Tussaud’s—are from left to right: George W. Bush, Anna Wintour, Donald Trump, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Amber Rose, Caitlyn Jenner, and Bill Cosby. Since the women are all topless or fully nude, and the men are covered in all the right places, perhaps Dubya needs to relax a bit. We heard painting is a very calming activity—or an orgy!

Looking for some scandalous fun yourself? We’ve got the real deal right here!

Check out more about George W. Bush issuing a statement after being featured in Kayne West’s orgy: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/25/george-w-bush-on-kanye-west-s-nsfw-famous-orgy-that-s-not-me.html

What People Say On Dates Vs What They Actually Mean

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_questionHave you ever spent hours/days/weeks agonizing over what your date really meant when they said, “I’d love to see you again” when you never heard from them again? Well, let us help you demystify the infinitely confusing dating game. Here are more things people on dates say vs. what they actually mean (check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated list below).

  1. What they say: “You have beautiful eyes.” What they mean: “I want to have sex with you.” Good to know!
  2. What they say: “I’m not seeing anyone at the moment.” What they mean: “I’m seeing about five people on Tinder.” It’s not technically a lie.
  3. What they say: “I’ve just got out of a long-term relationship” What they mean: “I’m only looking for a no-strings fuck.” Well, why didn’t you say so? This is not necessarily a bad thing!
  4. What they say: “I’m not looking for anything serious right now” What they mean: “I don’t fancy you but I might sleep with you depending on how drunk I get tonight.” Buy you a shot?
  5. What they say: “It’s been really nice meeting you.” What they mean: “We have nothing in common and I never want to see you again.” Well that’s confusing!
  6. What they say: “That’s so interesting.” What they mean: “SOZ, I zoned out. Wut?” Time for shots!

Looking for some straight-forward, simple good times? We are all about keeping it real (fun) here!

Check out more of what people say on dates vs. what they actually mean here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/what-people-say-on-dates-vs-what-they-mean?utm_term=.gvGrpLBMlE#.mma5OBKnxW

Gay Porn Studio Makes Controversial Decision to Add Trans and Bio-Female Porn Starss

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Notorious gay porn studio, Treasure Island Media, has shocked more people with their new gangbang porn flick than with all their raunchy, bareback porn flicks combined—because they’ve given a woman and a trans woman starring roles. By crossing the gay porn gender taboo with their upcoming release Fuck Holes 3, they’ve stirred up quite a bit of controversy among loyal fans. Like the other popular Fuck Holes films, the adult entertainers are all male, except two scenes including SF Weekly’s Whore Next Door and cis-female Siouxsie Q James and trans woman Sami Price.

“Would this be boundary-pushing? Or is this just flat-out, gag-me gross for the majority of Treasure Island’s fan base?,” asked one angry dude on the gay blog The Sword. The film’s director Max Sohl responded by saying, “I have never had a movie this discussed based on the trailer alone. Some of the comments are surprising given that they haven’t seen what they are commenting on and really are judging based solely on the ‘idea’ of the casting.” Porn star Siouxsie Q James also commented, saying that as a queer person herself, she understands the frustration of straight sex dominating queer spaces, but that she is also “so honored that this historically gay director wanted to cast me in this genre-busting film,” she continued. “Yes, there are women in this film, it is still shot by a gay director for a gay production company. The focus is on the dudes.” We say to those pissed off gay dudes, if you don’t like one “fuck hole,” just fast forward till you get to a different “fuck hole!”

Want to have some raunchy fun yourself? We are all about controversy here!

Check out more about the gay porn studio adding a woman and a trans woman here: https://sfist.com/2015/07/30/gay_porn_studio_adds_female_and_tra.php