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New iPhone Device Lets You Send a Kiss Long Distance 

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zThe new iPhone just got a lot more stimulating with the Messages’ Digital Touch tool, “Kissenger.” Kissenger lets you send a virtual kiss to your lover with sensations from the device’s Taptic Engine. This means that with the Kissenger iPhone attachment, you can literally share a kiss with another—even if you’re thousands of miles apart!

All you have to do is press your lips to a silicon pad attached to the bottom of your iPhone and your partner can actually feel the sensation on their own case. As Daily Dot explains, “When you kiss the pad, which is outfitted with force sensors, the device’s app logs the sensation, transmits it to your partner’s device, and then recreates it. They can put it to their cheek, lips, or wherever to feel your kiss.” While it’s perhaps the most PG advancement in the exciting field of teledildonics—and there’s definitely a need to adapt the technology to, ahem, other areas where long distance lovers would want to feel contact—the device is a sweet way to simulate a kiss with someone you’re missing. And with the video chat feature, couples can literally make out—though they’d need to keep their eyes open.

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Check out more about iPhone’s new Kissenger attachment here: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/iphone-kiss-messenger-device/

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are Officially a Couple 

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poisonivyTwo of the sexiest, most iconic villains are finally coming out of the closet, after decades of the women’s same-sex relationship being hinted at. That’s right: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are officially a couple in the new DC Comics: Bombshells issue. When the two shared a steamy kiss in Bombshells #42, fans went wild—but in the latest rendition of the series, Bombshells #72, fans are even more excited to learn that their hot lesbian relationship is a central plot point.

While their flirtatious relationship beginning in the classic Batman series has been well documented, this is the first time it’s been explicit. As Daily Dot reports, The Bombshells series is unique because “Now, in this alternate world set in the 1940s, we see our favorite ladies pin-up style and totally in love.” This means big things for young LBGTQ readers, who can see these smart, sexy ladies as queer role models. Here’s to badass lesbians wreaking havoc on Gotham!

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Check out more about Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy’s official lesbian relationship: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/poison-ivy-harley-quinn-couple-canon/

The Genderless Nipples Instagram Proves That All Nipples Are Created Equal 

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freethenipA new Instagram account specializing in genderless nipples proves that a nipple is a nipple is a nipple. The account has been collecting various nip pics in extreme close-ups to show that out of context, no one can tell if a nipple belongs to a man or a woman. This point seems important during an era where the “Free the Nipple” movement is gaining so much traction.

While the account is generally about freeing the nip, it seems particularly geared toward Instagram’s nudity policy, which allows male nipples but gets bent out of shape over female ones. As Slate says, “With this account, the proof is in the pudding, or rather, the nipples: It is indeed impossible to tell what gender the people these nipples are attached to identify with and therefore also impossible to determine which ones you are supposed to consider sexy and get turned on by.” It also set a clever nipple trap that Instagram fell right into, again proving its point: after one week, the platform disabled the account due to a post that violated its community guidelines. The post was of a man’s nipple.

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Check out more about the genderless nipples Instagram account: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/12/07/genderless_nipple_accounts_on_instagram_prove_that_nipples_are_universally.html

Porn Stars Reveal Which Mainstream Movies Really Get Them Hot 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmIn WoodRocket’s latest installment of “Ask a Porn Star,” adult entertainers weigh in on the sexiest mainstream movies. Everything from full frontal orgies to full-on romantic lovemaking scenes make the cut if it turns these porn stars on. Here’s their favorite hot and heavy action in Hollywood movies.

  1. Eyes Wide Shut
    Katie Morgan admits to having “genuinely masturbated many times” to the infamous masked sex scene in Stanley Kubrick’s final film. So have we all, Katie.
  2. Better Than Chocolate
    Draven Star chose the 1999 lesbian romance Better Than Chocolate as her favorite mainstream erotic flick. Yum yum!
  3. The Story of O
    Maxine X is a slave for the 1975 kinky adaption of this BDSM classic. “It’s probably the hottest movie I’ve seen,” she says.
  4. Star Wars
    “Star Wars episodes four, five and six are the steamiest to Leya Falcon, (who happens to have based her porn name on a galaxy far, far away) ‘because Darth Vader is f*cking sexy,'” says Bustle.
  5. The Expendables
    Cindy Starfall loves the “rugged,” “dirty” men who go wild “playing with their guns.” Doesn’t hurt that Sylvester Stallone’s one of them!
  6. “I just watch porn”
    Amber Ivy says she prefers the real thing to the silver screen, and likes her sex scenes to be “raw and real.” Fair enough, Amber.

Looking for something steamy yourself? Come get raw and real with us right here!

Check out more Hollywood movies that make porn stars weak in the knees: https://www.bustle.com/articles/198497-what-porn-stars-really-think-of-sexy-mainstream-movies

NFL Security Guard Caught Masturbating On Field 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_publicsexOne NFL security guard got a little too excited during a recent Chargers game. Several fans noticed the man getting into the spirit, so to speak, and a shocking video of the incident was uploaded to social media. It shows the young Elite Security employee masturbating on the sidelines as he was working.

The 45-second clip recorded by someone in the stands captures the guard with his right hand stuffed down his pants, and his hand moving back and forth near his crotch. Not surprisingly, a group of hot cheerleaders can be seen dancing nearby. Elite Security has apologized for the incident, as well as the San Diego Chargers, who definitely don’t condone this type of over-enthusiastic fandom.

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Check out more about the NFL security guard caught jerking off during a game: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-caught-masturbating-field-chargers-game-team-responds/

Men Confess Why They Send Dick Pics 

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selfie-1313607_640It seems some men just can’t help themselves when it comes to sending unsuspecting women sexts of their junk. Women wonder what the logic is behind an unsolicited dick pic. Well, Whisper has answers, thanks to the guys who opened up about their dick pic motivations.

  1. “I like sending dick pics to my girlfriend while she’s at work knowing that her friends might see them.”
    Well, that’s one way to get to know her friends better…
  2. “I send dick pics to girls so that they know what I’m working with. So that they aren’t surprised when they see it in person.”
    Talk about keeping it candid!
  3. “The reason why guys prefer to send dick pics rather than erotic stories is that a story has to be sent over multiple messages where as I can send a dick pic over two photos.”
    Brevity is the soul of wit.
  4. “Men send dick pics because they like receiving pictures. They basically assume it’s what the women want.”
    Hm. Here’s an idea: maybe just ask what a woman wants?
  5. “I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first?”
    Sort of like getting a sample before committing to buy.
  6. “There’s an exciting feeling of being alive when I send dick pics to chicks lol. Only done it twice but it was an adrenaline rush.”
    How about trying some consensual ways to get your kicks?
  7. “Sometimes I send dick pics to guys to annoy them. I’m a troll.”Ah, yes. That does make sense.

Looking to share something personal? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more confessions from guys who send unsolicited dick pics here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/12/28/dick-pic-justification

 

I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first? Works pretty well for me.

Alec Baldwin Mocks Trump’s Russian ‘Pee-Pee Party’ On SNL

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trumppeefaceAlec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live to do what he does best—mock Trump. And, of course, the sketch reenacts the bizarre press conference where Trump addressed the “golden shower” dossier. The first question is inevitably about his alleged “big Russian pee-pee party.”

“No, no,” Trump responds. “I’m not talking about the pee-pee. It didn’t happen. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Next question.” But when he’s asked his next question, also about the “golden shower gate,” he has this to say: “I want to talk about what is really important. I want to bring a thick stream of jobs back. This country will literally be showered with jobs.” The puns don’t stop there: the president-elect hopes to “make a big splash” and take full advantage of his “golden opportunity.” He concludes with thanking everyone for peeing, er, being there.

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Check out the SNL “golden shower gate” press conference sketch : https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/15/watch-alec-baldwin-brutally-mock-trumps-russian-pee-pee-party-press-conference-snl/

Orlando Bloom’s Dick Wins 2016 

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Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

The recent uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom’s dick have gone viral, provoking a firestorm of memes and witty gifs. The photos were taken, unbeknownst to Bloom, during a particularly sexy Italian vacation with Katy Perry. While the pictures are another example of how the paparazzi flagrantly violates celebrity’s personal lives, Orlando Bloom’s enthusiastic willingness to let it all hang out has served as an inspiration for millions in the new year.

As Daily Beast reports, one photo of him “shows a perky, springy thing that seems kind of half standing to attention, and half giving into the heat of his Italian sojourn with Katy Perry.” In others, Bloom and his cock take a walk on the beach, clamber over rocks, or paddleboard-serenade a very happy Perry in the sparkling sunshine. Of course, gifs have emerged “showing general happy amazement at the hotness of Bloom and loveliness of his cock.” Bloom and his dick have entered the public consciousness, urging all of us to be a little more free and exhibitionist in 2017.

Looking for some sexy fun yourself? Let’s make it hot hot hot in the new year!

Check out more about Orlando Bloom’s inspiring dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/06/thank-you-orlando-bloom-for-showing-us-that-a-dick-is-just-a-dick.html

Pornhub Reveals What Porn the World Was Watching in 2016 

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Image Source: Pornhub Insights

Image Source: Pornhub Insights

2016 was a strange year—so why should the porn we watched be any different? Pornhub recently released their annual Year in Review report for 2016, and as usual, their insights into the world’s pornographic habits was as stimulating as ever. Considering the amount of data they had to analyze—over 91,980,225,000 videos on Pornhub, or approximately 5,246 centuries worth of porn videos played—they certainly had their hands full (along with their users!).

It seems the world really loves to search for “lesbian,” “step mom” and “MILF,” with increased searches for “lesbian scissoring,” “massage” and “ebony.” Not surprisingly (albeit a bit disturbing), Pornhub witnessed a 874 percent spike in searches for Donald Trump, with searches for his daughter Tiffany up by 2,548 percent, and future First Lady Melania up by 1,538 percent. The average time spent on Pornhub was 9 minutes and 36 seconds, which is up 16 seconds from last year. Happy New Year!

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Here’s more about the world’s porn habits: https://www.iflscience.com/technology/pornhub-reveal-what-porn-the-world-was-watching-in-2016/