Category: Insights

Tragically, Americans Seem To Be Having Less Sex 

LessSexEven though we all know how great sex is (researchers have recently said it even makes your life better at work), it seems we’re having less sex these days, which in turn is making us less happy. A large study that includes data from 25,000 people confirms that, tragically, compared with the early 2000s, Americans are fucking less per year. Researchers calculated Americans‘ ‘fuckquency’ over time, looking at demographics from single and married people, and found that boning had decreased over time.

“Americans bumped uglies an estimated 60 times per year on average from 1989 to 1994, 62 times per year from 1995 to 1999, 62 from 2000 to 2004, 58 from 2005-2009 and 54 from 2010 to 2014. That means we’re down eight sexings per year since the early 2000s,” reports Gizmodo. A scientist analyzed the data in the Archives of Sexual Behavior and concluded that there is correlation between having less sex and a general decline in happiness. In others words, you’re having less sex because you’re less happy, and you’re less happy because you’re having less sex. Americans, this is a literal call to action: let’s prove science wrong!

Want to increase your happiness? Time to up your ‘fuckquency!’

Check out more about the tragic study which shows Americans are having less sex: https://gizmodo.com/its-not-just-you-americans-seem-to-be-having-less-sex-1793051385

20 Famous Big Dicks

Image Source: Flickr.com | Medolus Shank

We’re not saying size is everything. But for these non-porn star celebs, you sure hear a lot about their famously huge cocks (Tommy Lee, anyone?). Here are the most famous big dicks in history and pop culture.

  1. Rasputin
    The Russian mystic did a lot more in his day than advise royalty. His disembodied dick is currently on display at the Russian Museum of Erotica, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid. Need we say more?
  2. Liam Neeson
    As Jezebel says, “In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had ‘the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.'”
  3. Jay-Z
    The ‘Jigga’ rapper is also famous amongst groupies who say he has “The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.”
  4. Milton Berle
    This comedian inspired a running joke around town about how large his legendary dick was—in fact, back in 2002, his friends still joked about his size at his Friars Club memorial!
  5. Wilt Chamberlain
    His nickname was “Big Dipper”—we’ll just say he definitely lived up to it.
  6. Tommy Lee
    In the musician’s legendary sex tape with his then-wife Pam Anderson, his dick stole the show! It’s guesstimated to be about 8 inches hard.
  7. Frank Sinatra
    Old Blue Eyes was also known for what he had going on his pants. His ex-wife Ava Gardner once quipped, “He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock.”
  8. President Lyndon Johnson
    “He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'”
  9. Errol Flynn
    He once notoriously used his cock to play the piano!
  10. Colin Farrell
    As Jezebel says, “It looks like a baby’s arm.”

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Check out more about famous big dicks: https://jezebel.com/5272175/20-famous-big-dicks

#ThrowbackThursday Cornhub Brings You Nasty, Hot Corn For April Fool’s Day

In honor of April Fools Day which is quickly approaching we wanted to use this #ThrowbackThursday to go back two years ago when Pornhub was Cornhub, and officially won April Fool’s Day.

Image Source: Pornhub via Mashable

In 2016 the porn site’s front page, there is nothing but hot, buttery images of corn! In what’s sure to be the corniest of April Fool’s Day jokes, Cornhub is offering such videos as “slob on the cob” and “hot young corn gets plowed.” There is even an elaborate corn-porn video.

Viewers can actually watch “sexy Japanese corn” and “hot interracial shuck” with blue and yellow maize. “Hard shucking like you’ve never seen!” one video caption promises, while another offers, “First time kernel popping.” Because the porn site knows not to take the joke too far, leaving the front page will get you out of the corn maze and back into regular, non-vegetable related pornography. You know, if you’re into that.

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Check out more about Cornhub here in Mashalble’s 2016 article here: https://mashable.com/2016/04/01/pornhub-cornhub-april-fools/#WIncDJRpmkql

This BDSM-Inspired Variety Show Is Hosted By a Porn Star and a Dominatrix 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixFinally, variety shows are getting the BDSM punishment they’ve always needed thanks to Paid or Pain, the traveling stage show by retired famous porn star Lisa Ann and comedian Jay Nog. The gong-ruled variety show features four newbie comics, who get punished by a dominatrix if they’re bad. Such punishments include clothes pins on extremities, metal paddle spankings, mouse traps, one especially nasty-looking stun gun. Ouch!

While the plan is to eventually format the naughty entertainment for TV, for now the BDSM-inspired road show is strictly for the stage. Between jokes, you can ask uber-famous porn veteran Lisa Ann anything—except “if you can have sex with me or how much it costs to have sex with me.” There’s even a banana-eating contest and porn trivia where the audience gets a shot to take home one of Ann’s sex toys (there’s a Fleshlight modeled after her). “I just hope somebody comes,” says a standup who gets the pain treatment. “You guys look like you came here to masturbate.”

Have you been very bad lately? Come get your punishment the sexy way here!

Check out more about the BDSM-inspired variety show: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/lisa-ann-sxsw-dominatrix-paid-or-pain/

Australians Can’t Stop Having Sex To the ‘Star Wars’ Cantina Band

sexinspaceWhen you think of sexy songs to make love to, Barry White or Marvin Gaye usually comes to mind. But if you’re an Australian—and also a Star Wars fan—there’s only one band that’s going to put you in the mood: the Star Wars Cantina band. According to Spotify, Australians love banging to Frank Ocean, Kings of Leon, and also these guys.

“But for those who want to get right down to business,” Spotify said, “‘Cantina Band’ from the Star Wars: A New Hope Soundtrack, by John Williams, takes out the No. 1 spot on the top sexy time playlists, by a landslide.” While it might sound kind of, um, weird to fuck to Star Wars (unless you’re playing out some kind of kinky fantasy), the film’s Wikipedia page helps put things into perspective with the song’s description as “an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.” But the real Jedi mind-trick is the name of the music styling: Jizz. May the force be with you, Cantina!

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Check out more about the Star Wars’ song Australians just can’t stop boning to: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/australia-spotify-sexy-song-star-wars-cantina-band/

College Promo Video Uses Sexy Library Hook Up To Recruit Students 

sexy-scientistA Canadian University is trying to attract students with its new promo ad—so of course the video includes a sexy library hook up! It seems the college went a little too literal with the “college fantasy” of getting it on in the library stacks. The hot hook up was featured front-and-center in the promotional video and, not surprisingly, students love it and teachers hate it!

The video shows attractive students in everyday college scenarios: solving math problems, playing football and, most stimulating of all, getting their sexual education on in the library. The university’s professors and librarians association has gotten involved, and in a comment to CBC News compared the ad to “selling beer.” The French translation of the voiceover notes: “You should come here because of the French language,” but “langue” also means “tongue” in French (french-kiss, ooh la la!). Obviously, students loved it: one guy told the CBC, “I thought that’s awesome. I really enjoyed it.”

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Check out more about the college promo ad that includes a library hook up scene: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/college-ad-library-make-out/

Random Strangers Go At It In Public In Ariana Grande’s New Video 

arianaAriana Grande’s new song “Everyday” is a three-minute-long chorus about how her man “give it to [her] every day.” Yes, this song is basically an ode to getting some good dick. So it makes sense that her music video features people stopping everything in their everyday lives to just. go. at. it (check it out below).

The first couple—a big girl and her man—straight up go to town on each other all over the hood of a car, as shocked onlookers gawk and stare. Then some sexy lesbians suddenly get hot and heavy in a laundromat—on the washing machines, up against the dryer—they just don’t care. A pair of coworkers also interrupt their boring routines to really get down to business all over their company’s desks and, of course, on the copy machine. But the most shocking example of PDA is the elderly couple on a bus, ripping off each other’s clothes to get down like nobody’s business! If only we could all be this inspired to go at it, all day every day!

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Check out Ariana Grande’s smokin’ hot music video here: https://themuse.jezebel.com/random-strangers-cannot-get-enough-of-that-d-in-ariana-1792801109

Kate Upton Reveals Game-Day Sex Strategy With Fiance Justin Verlander

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Ever wonder what it’s like to fuck Kate Upton? How about a professional athlete? If so, today’s your lucky day—Kate Upton just revealed how her “sex strategy” helps Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander to hit a home run on game day! The Sports Illustrated model discussed details of the couple’s love life on “Watch What Happens Live” with Andy Cohen.

Upton said, “There’s no sex before a game, absolutely none.” She also added that, sadly, there’s no sex after a game, too—but only if he plays well: “Also what I’ve just found is if he plays too well, there’s no sex after either. He’s too exhausted, kind of a buzzkill for me.” This wasn’t the first time Upton discussed the couple’s sex life: she once tweeted in response to Verlander losing the Cy Young Award, “I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck Justin Verlander?!” Sounds like there’s definitely no “striking out” with these two in bed!

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Check out more about Kate Upton’s sex strategy with her athlete finance here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kate-upton-justin-verlander-sex_us_58b01444e4b0780bac283ee4

Meet the Man Making Porn Into an Art Form 

5251858320_e30b4d759c_zGreg Lansky, two-time AVN Director of the Year award winner and chief creative director behind the adult studios Blacked, Tushy, and Vixen, is carving out a niche in the adult marketplace with his artful, high-definition porn. Lansky’s willingness to go the extra mile to indulge in elegant sex is a testament to his passion for high-quality adult entertainment. “When we started the company the odds were against us,” Lansky tells The Daily Beast. But now that his company is three years old, the appeal of well-made porn is starting to catch on.

“It’s important to show that we don’t invest money back into stupid ads or into creating cheap content,” says Lansky, who wants to pay homage to the more glamorous porn he grew up with. “I try to create a product that the adult performers are inspired by, that they feel proud of, and the promotion does itself,” he explains. His studios specialize in black-on-white porn (Blacked), backdoor entertainment (Tushy), and “beautiful girls in first-time porn videos” (Vixen). Last year, Blacked’s film Being Riley took home the most AVN Awards—the porn world’s Oscars—of any film, with five wins. So far, it seems everyone’s feeling “inspired” by all his hard work.

Looking for some artful, erotic experiences yourself? We are all about high-quality adult entertainment here!

Check out more about the man who’s making porn into an art form: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/02/18/meet-the-man-making-porn-great-again.html

New Sexting App Requires Consent From Both Parties 

10817159986_3b12084857_zWhether you sext through Snapchat, Kik, Messenger, or good old fashioned text messages, it’s never been easier to share your junk online with another person. But as everyone knows, sharing something sexy comes with some hefty risks, like revenge porn. That’s why Rumuki is such a great idea: the two-sided intimate content-sharing app is taking the danger out of sexting.

It works by users taking videos to share with another person they’ve connected with, which are locked with two keys, one for each device, and encrypted to ensure they can only be played with the permission of each device. Rumuki fixes Snapchat’s issue of only allowing you to see a clip someone sends once, but unfortunately, it also suffers from being susceptible to screenshots. Thankfully, your content is never stored on or sent to Rumuki’s servers, which means you can rest assured hackers won’t break into the database to steal pics of your naughty bits. Rumuki is now free for download in the iOS store.

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Check out more about the sexting app that requires consent here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/rumuki-safe-sexting-app/