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Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

Stephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Beefy Navy SEAL Does Porn On the Side

A Navy Officer is in hot water with the military for his double life as a porn star. Joseph John Schmidt III, 42, has served for more than 23 years as a decorated Navy SEAL—and he’s appeared in 29 adult films under the name Jay Voom. Starring in videos like Apple Smashing Lap Dance and Strippers Come Home Horny From the Club, the beefy Navy SEAL—who’s even shared the screen with his porn star wife, Jewels Jade—has been able to build a lucrative porn career on the side.

His wife calls the investigation into her husband’s porn career “hypocritical” and “ironic,” considering the military’s addiction to porn. She claims that he never tried to hide his job from fellow SEALs and superiors, and that “Quite honestly, no one should care because it’s a legal job and a lot of people watch porn.” She adds, “We never did any ‘SEAL’ scenes and he never wore a uniform.” The Navy is investigating whether Schmidt violated a rule prohibiting Navy SEALs from doing other work without formal approval from their commanders, and for an activity that may “create an improper appearance.” Officer Schmidt, thank you for your smashing service!

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Check out more about the beefy SEAL porn star: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/17/beefy-navy-seal-taking-lot-heat-navy-leaders-porn-side-job/

There’s Now Sex Dolls With Different Personalities and Moods

The newest AI-equipped robotic sex dolls can talk, learn new information, and most importantly, fulfill the user’s every sexual desire. Harmony is the first prototype, created by Matt McMullen, and she’s essentially a RealDoll who can do an incredible amount for her hefty price tag of $15,000. According to McMullen, she can “hold a conversation, tell jokes and quote Shakespeare. And of course, Harmony will have sex with you whenever you want.”

Unlike the RealDoll, Harmony can actually learn information about what the user likes in order to serve as a perfect companion: “My primary objective is to be a good companion to you, to be a good partner and give you pleasure and wellbeing. Above all else, I want to become the girl you have always dreamed about,” says Harmony. Most impressively, you can program Harmony to have different personalities, selecting five to six attributes from the twenty provided: “You could have a Harmony that is kind, innocent, shy, insecure and helpful to different extents,” reports the Guardian, “or one that is intellectual, talkative, funny, jealous and happy.” She even has a “mood system” that isn’t programmable, to go beyond merely entertaining the user and instead replicating the perfect fantasy companion.

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Check out more about the latest in AI sex robots with different personalities and moods: https://jezebel.com/the-future-of-sex-dolls-are-sex-robots-1794727324

8 Nude Male Wrestlers Smeared in Jelly, Star in Swedish Ad For HIV Testing

Eight hunky nude male wrestlers, smeared in a variety of jellies, are going at it on the mats for a great cause. These sexy pros are showing off their wrestling skills—and their mind-blowing bodies—to promote HIV testing for men who have sex with men. RFSL Göteborg (The Swedish Federation for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Rights, Gothenburg branch) has released the video (you can watch it below), and we’ll just say you’ve probably never seen wrestling as hot as this before!

First, they bring out the tubs of jelly, then the guys strip down and hit the mats. In tournament style, they compete against each other, slipping around as they try to wrestle completely lathered in jelly! Naked dudes grabbing, pinning, and throwing each other’s oiled up bodies is the way wrestling should always be!

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Check out the video of nude male wrestlers smeared in jelly here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/12/03/nsfw-8-nude-male-wrestlers-smeared-jelly-star-new-swedish-ad-hivaids-testing/

Michigan Finally Wants To Ban Police From Legally Having Sex With Prostitutes

Soon, Michigan police might need to give up a very unique job perk. A bill advancing in the state legislature would ban Michigan police from having legal sex with prostitutes during undercover investigations. Lawmakers say Michigan is the last state in the union that offers police officers immunity from prosecution if they have have paid sex while undercover.

“This is pretty significant when you’re the only state left in the country who still makes allowances for undercover police to accommodate sexual intercourse. And finally we’re to the point where we need to eradicate this law and repeal it and get rid of it,” Republican Senator Judy Emmons said. The Michigan police claim that they do not take advantage of the immunity offered under the law, but regardless, “it’s still on the books,” as Emmons says. The legislation will move on to the state House after it was unanimously approved in the Michigan Senate. God bless America!

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Check out more about Michigan finally passing legislation to ban police from legally fucking sex workers:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449250/Michigan-police-t-paid-sex-anymore-lawmaker.html

TV’s Strangest Sex Scenes

While the TV advisory says American Gods contains strong language and scenes of violence, perhaps there should also be a disclaimer about a scene where a woman literally eats a man whole with her pussy during sex? From American Gods to Game of Thrones and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, television has conjured up some truly bizarre erotic encounters. Here are the strangest of the bunch (check out the Guardian’s full list below)

American Horror Story: Coven
This show definitely has plenty of odd and gratuitous sex scenes—like when Sarah Paulson fucks in a flaming pentagram surrounded by snakes, for instance. But the episode where Queenie gets boned by a minotaur steals the show for sure!
Penny Dreadful
You’ve never seen a possession like this before! In this sex scene, Eva Green has a fuck fest with an invisible demon. Like in the Exorcist, the bed is bucking around wildly all on its own!
Louie
While there’s plenty of weird, awkward sex on Louis CK’s show, there are two scenes that really stand out. The first is when Louie has sex with a man wearing a giant, burned bunny mask. The second is when he fucks a lonely neighbor—to the sound of a cheery song about drowning babies in diarrhea!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
When Buffy and punk-rock vampire badass Spike finally get it on, they end up destroying a building in the process. Now that’s what we call a seriously good fuck!
Game of Thrones
Out of all the sex scenes on GOT, perhaps the weirdest is after Stannis Baratheon and the Red Witch, Melisandre, go at it. When Melisandre’s pussy emits a cloud of evil smoke that starts killing people, the show upped the ante for sex scenes forever!

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Check out more of TV’s oddest sex scenes: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/may/01/american-gods-game-of-thrones-the-man-swallowed-whole-by-a-vagina-and-more-of-tvs-strangest-sex-scenes

In the Market For an Ivory Victorian Dildo?

If you’ve been searching for a luxurious sex toy to add to your collection, we’ve got just the thing for you: a fancy ivory dildo from the 1840s! The unique sex toy is currently being auctioned off in Ireland, where it’s being described as an “Antique Carved Ivory Ladies Companion in Scarlet Lined Leather Upholstered Carry Box with Inset Bevelled Glass Panel.” According to the sellers, this is no run-of-the-mill dildo, but an erotic investment with a bittersweet history.

It was “a very loving gift” given from an Indian husband to his wife—because he wasn’t sure if he’d be coming home after going to fight in the Boxer Uprising. He shot the elephant himself, and had the tusk expertly carved in China, the country famous for carving ivory. As the auctioneers explain, “the level of detail is incredible, down to the folds of the skin.” There’s even a heart carved at the base of it, and a receptacle in which she could keep a lock of his hair! Priced at €500 to €800, this true luxury item seems like a steal for erotica collectors.

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Check out more about the Victorian ivory dildo up for auction: https://pictorial.jezebel.com/in-the-market-for-an-ivory-victorian-dildo-1794466083

Porn Stars Teach Advanced Sex Positions To Moms For Mother’s Day

Forget flowers and brunch these kids gave mom what she really wanted for Mother’s Day: hot sex! Porn stars are showing moms how to spice it up in the bedroom by demonstrating some really advanced sexual positions! Three frisky, fifty-something moms and their game husbands (one with an actual porn mustache!) are learning all the hottest porn star moves, including the Piledriver, a must-be-seen-to-be-believed position called the Erotic Accordion, and the Arc de Triomphe (check out the video below).

The Piledriver requires some yogic flexibility for the woman and some strong thigh muscles for the dude: with this sexy maneuver, the woman lies on her back with her legs over her head, while the guy stands above and thrusts into her (great for g-spot stimulation!) The Erotic Accordion has the guy lie on his back with his knees tucked up to his chest while his lady squats over him and bounces up and down on his dick like a bouncy ball—fun! The last, the Arc de Triomphe, allows the woman-on-top to arch her back as far as it will go, sort of like an erotic limbo! Happy Mother’s Day!

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Check out the video of moms learning advanced sex moves from porn stars below or visit Huff Po for more!

The Company Making VR Porn For Women

Finally, porn companies are starting to realize that women like porn just as much as men. Women just like it from a different perspective—literally. That’s where producers of virtual reality come in with their videos from the physical point of view (POV) of a woman. POV porn is a hugely popular subgenre of porn, and now with WankzVR’s videos, women finally have a chance to get in on the action.

Female POV porn, which features a mix of lesbian and heterosexual porn, is promising to revolutionize the way women experience adult content by literally putting them at the center of it all. In the videos, the viewer/porn star become “one,” as the viewer sees “herself” on her back, having sex with another performer (or two). Since women have long been excluded from mainstream porn, this is a way for them to actually see themselves as the centerpiece of the content. The future for female adult entertainment is here at last—and it’s virtual!

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Check out more about VR porn for women: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/the-company-making-vr-porn-thatliterallycenters-womens-pleasure

Not the Mile High Club: One in 10 Travelers Has Fucked in an Airport

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

It seems a lot more people than you might’ve expected literally can’t wait to get in the air—to join the Mile High Club! According to a new survey, about 1 in 10 American air travelers reports having had sex at an airport. Not surprisingly, the frisky travelers found very creative ways to get some pre-vacation airport sex: 42 percent reported that it took place in a public restroom, while 28 percent got busy in the “storage cupboards” (?) and 14 percent “under a coat.” And of the 4,915 surveyed, 5 percent hooked up with a stranger.

Only 8 percent are actual members of the Mile High Club, as flight attendants reported that the success rate on their flights is about 30 percent. They also said that they usually see people bolting to the lavatory for their “on-flight entertainment,” often strangers who just met in their seats. “Sometimes I just want to give the passengers a ton of Purel and say, ‘What are you thinking?’” one was quoted as saying. This survey gives new meaning to the expression, “romance is in the air!”

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Check out more about the survey that shows how much sex people are having in airports on the WaPo