Strip Club Claimed Dancers Were Therapists To Skirt $3.1 Million In Taxes

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgIt’s true exotic dancers perform an important service to their customers, but can anyone call it “therapeutic”? That’s what one Manhattan strip club claimed when trying to finesse their way out of a hefty tax bill. In an attempt to skirt $3.1 million in state taxes, the strip club claimed its dancers were providing therapy to customers, and not just entertainment.

According to the New York Daily news, the owners of the Penthouse Executive Club unsuccessfully argued that they shouldn’t have to pay taxes because its dancers provided services not unlike a massage therapist or a sex therapist. The owners told a state tax tribunal, “what is provided in its clubs is not entertainment, but rather a non-taxable service similar to a therapeutic massage conducted in a sensual manner or personal services provided by a sex therapist.” Unfortunately, the tribunal didn’t agree—but maybe that’s because they don’t frequent enough strip clubs?

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Check out more about the strip club that claimed its dancers were therapists to skirt a tax bill: https://consumerist.com/2017/05/08/strip-club-claimed-dancers-were-therapists-to-skirt-3-1m-in-state-taxes/

5 Secrets Sex Shop Workers Want You To Know

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Let’s face it, sex shop workers have a wealth of knowledge. They’ve seen it all and they’ve heard it all about the latest, kinkiest, best sex toys out of there. Here are 5 secrets they want you to know.

  1. No matter how wacky you think your kink or fetish is, they’ve had folks request it before
    You might think you’re all alone on Planet Kinkster, but there’s nothing sex shop workers haven’t heard before. “We hear, ‘Am I normal for wanting ___?’ all the time, and as long as whatever you’re doing or want to do is between two consenting adults or a solo activity, the answer is absolutely!”
  2. If there’s something new you want to try but don’t know where to start, just ask
    Whether it’s BDSM, a fisting toy, or getting info about anal play, always ask the sexperts.
  3. Be prepared to share
    “We are experts on the products we sell and you are the expert on your body, so together, we can work together to find a product you’ll really love.” Perfect!
  4. They’re not nymphomaniacs and they don’t have after-hour orgies
    While they might know a thing or two about local parties and scenes, the stereotype that all sex shop workers are hyper-sexual is just not true…for everyone.
  5. A lot of shops have classes you can take advantage of
    Think of it like sex ed—that’s actually helpful! They cover pleasure-based sexual education to help you discover what really turns you on.

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Check out more secrets sex shop workers want you to know: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/sex-toy-shop-secrets

Nude Artist Paints With His Dick On France’s Got Talent

paintingHere’s another reason why Europe is the coolest: award winning performance artist Brent Ray Fraser recently appeared on France’s Got Talent to showcase his artistry. So what’s his special talent? Painting with his dick, of course!

The hot, oiled up painter immediately ripped off his pants to the delight of the shocked and tickled audience and began painting his masterpiece on stage. He eagerly dipped his instrument in paint and got to work, thrusting at the canvas with his special paintbrush. In the middle of working, he even took time to flex his big muscles for his thirsty fans. Then—Voilà—he finished his work of art in a matter of minutes: a perfectly rendered portrait of the judge!

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Check out the video of a nude artist painting with his dick on France’s Got Talent: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/12/05/nude-artist-paints-a-portrait-of-frances-got-talent-judge-with-his-penis/

Porn In 2007 Vs. Porn In 2017

LetsTalkSexPornhub recently celebrated its 10th birthday, so to mark the occasion it released statistics on how porn has changed in the last decade (spoiler alert: a lot!). It found that the top three categories of all time are Amateur, Gay, and Blowjob, with Amateur remaining a big hit since Pornhub’s launch in 2007. Teen is also a popular category, but MILF has stayed popular longer, reigning supreme as the most searched category from 2012 to 2014.

But in 2015, the Lesbian category rose through the ranks to the top spot and has yet to be out-searched. Other interesting data: back in 2007, the average user would spend a grand total of 13 minutes and 46 seconds watching porn, while in 2017 the average user spends four minutes less time on the site, thanks to broadband internet. The site has also gone from 134 hours of uploaded porn to a whopping 476,000 hours of video. All that porn should make for some good celebrating!

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Check out more about porn in 2007 vs. porn in 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-porn-has-changed-in-the-last-10-years

Why You Sometimes Blurt Out ‘I Love You’ During Sex

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMIt often seems “I love yous” tossed out during sex are as meaningless as the empty promise afterward to call the next day. So what is it about getting laid that brings on the seemingly compulsive urge to tell someone we love them just because we happen to be currently fucking them? Science and culture might have the answer.

As a society, we’re conditioned to believe you should only have sex with someone you love, so the pressure to feel an emotional bond with the person you’re fucking is definitely cultural. But it’s also chemical, taking place ten seconds after climax in the human brain. The elation you feel during fucking is the same as the euphoric effects of a drug—a supreme moment of bliss—and just like the high from a drug, you might feel things that aren’t real. Psychologists have also shown that sex is hotter when you say “I love you,” because it increases sexual desire on both sides. Oh, the sexy lies we tell when cresting on a splendid, orgasmic wave!

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Check out more about why you blurt out “I love you” while fucking: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/why-you-sometimes-blurt-out-i-love-you-during-sex

Number Of Men Who Want To Be Cuckolded Has Doubled In a Decade

cuckoldCuckolding, a sexual fetish where men encourage their partner to have sex with others, is on the rise. Once a disparaging term to describe men who had been cheated on, cuckoldry is becoming a more popular and sought-out fetish. Research shows it has boomed over the past decade as people have come to embrace what was once considered taboo.

Since 2004, the number of people searching for the fetish online has almost doubled, according to Google Trends. Internet forums promoting the “cuckold lifestyle” and Reddit threads such as “Cuck wannabe who is curious” and “My girlfriend wants me to be a cuck,” are evidence that people are indulging their “forbidden fantasies” more and more. “It’s essential to grasp that what might be humiliating about imagining one’s wife having sex with another male is, in its idealized formulation, transformed into something not humiliating at all but engrossingly erotic,” said a psychologist in Psychology Today.

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Check out more about how cuckolding is on the rise: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3966888/Research-shows-number-men-want-partner-sleep-people-cuckoldry-fetish-doubles-decade.html

Inside a BDSM Dungeon With a Hillary Dom and a Diaper-Clad Trump Supporter

small handsIt seems a lot of Trump voters are having voter remorse after witnessing the 45th president’s first 100 days in office. So what better way to repent and find catharsis than with a dominatrix dressed as Hillary Clinton? In a BDSM dungeon located in upstate New York, one repentant Trump voter clad in the mask of the candidate he had helped to elect wore an adult diaper with “LEAK PROOF” written on the butt as pleasurable punishment.

“Madame Hillary” says she gets clients ranging from “Proud Deplorables” looking for punishment to Trump supporters who feel guilty and ashamed. Some of her clients are into “femdom” and female superiority, as Hillary represents an archetype of a powerful woman. As part of Madame Hillary’s rules—and her politics— all subs must first donate to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood in Trump or Mike Pence’s name before the role-playing can begin—and there’s a “cum tax,” or an additional donation, for every time they think of the session while masturbating. In her sessions, she’ll mount and ride subs like a pony as they proclaim “I’m with her,” or even swing a golf club directly into their testicles 18 times—one for each million the president has spent on his visits to Mar-a-Lago. As the subs say, “Thank you, Madame President.”

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Check out more about Madame Hillary and her repentant Trump supporter subs: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/inside-a-bdsm-dungeon-with-a-hillary-dom-and-a-guilty-diaper-clad-trump-voter

Native Australians Outraged After Gay Porn Uses Didgeridoo as a Dildo

Image Source: Flickr.com | PantyhoseLuvNative Australians are very upset with a gay porn film that takes the expression “thunder down under” a little too far. The gay porn studio caused outrage after using a ceremonial didgeridoo in a new film called “Didgeridoo Me.” The wind instrument, which was developed by Indigenous Australians and is considered one of the world’s oldest and most sacred musical instruments, was used as a dildo in the x-rated film.

In the Men.com scene between Jack Hunter and Aspen, Aspen uses the instrument to “didgeridoo [Jack Hunter] in the ass.” The Star Observer, an Australian LGBT magazine, reports that many Australians have expressed their outrage on social media that the sacred instrument is being used as a sex toy. “Wow, porn actually managed to cross a line—incredibly disrespectful to the Australian Aboriginal communities,” says one commenter. “So no one is going to mention the fact that this is incredibly racist and culturally offensive? Don’t laugh, get angry,” writes another. One thing’s for sure: no one everthought they’d have to ask the question, “why is there a didgeridoo in this porno?”

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Check out more about the gay porn film that uses a didgeridoo as a sex toy: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/05/22/native-australians-outraged-gay-porn-uses-didgeridoo-dildo/

Gummy Bear Sex On ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R.’

imagesWho ever thought gummy bears could be dangerous?—or kinky! A not-so-sweet sexual encounter involving melted gummies was recreated on the always exciting TLC series Sex Sent Me To The E.R. The incident began when Michael gave Josi a giant gummy bear, which inspired her to get kinky with the candy. “You know what’d be hot? Let’s eat this gummy off me,” she remembers telling Michael.

So, of course, Michael was in: he tied Josi to the headboard and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. Unfortunately, when he started to drizzle the hot gummy goo on Josi’s chest, it didn’t cool like candle wax, and when it started to burn her skin, he tried to help her by licking it off with equally bad results. “Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire,” he said. Thankfully, they were okay, and the story has a happy ending: they still have a hot sex life, but “stay away from hot things.”

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Check out more about gummy sex gone wrong: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/sex-with-gummi-bears_n_5128267.html

Researchers Explain Why You Giggle Or Sneeze After Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmDo you ever laugh, sneeze, or cry after orgasm? If so, it turns out you may be experiencing a phenomenon called the peri-orgasm, or uncontrollable psychological or physical sensations after sex. While “losing control” during climax is definitely a pleasurable aspect of sex, with peri-orgasm, unpleasant flu-like symptoms can occur and last for days.

“It is not clear how common it is, but one small study highlighted by researchers who reported their findings in the Sexual Medicines Review found that ten out of 47 women had such responses,” reports Daily Mail UK. The most common symptom for men is sneezing, but more insidious after-effects can include migraine headaches, panic attacks, and even hallucinations or altered consciousness. Researchers believe such behavior is caused by misfires in the nervous system, when the parasympathetic nervous system sends signals to the wrong places. The report said: ‘The diversity of the phenomena is notable, and they have little in common other than that they all relate to the physiology of orgasm.’ When orgasming goes wrong…

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Check out more about why you sneeze or laugh after sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4502698/Why-partners-giggle-sneeze-sex.html