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Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xIt seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately.

So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its former virile splendor. Police are looking for the boner-killer culprits—who face a one-year prison sentence for this serious environmental crime. Norwegians sure take their natural phalli seriously! Norway, like your beloved boner-rock, we salute you!

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Check out more about the penis-shaped rock formation: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation/2017/06/25/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html

Sports Illustrated Is Phasing Out Swimsuits and Opting For All Nude

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotgirl2Sports Illustrated seems to think swimsuits are a thing of the past. In their latest issues, Twitter and Facebook photos, a swimsuit is harder to spot than a misplaced hair on one of their perfect models. You can see a nude photo of Samantha Hoopes right now on SI Swimsuit’s Twitter page (check out more nude pics below).

In a few pictures where there actually is a bathing suit, its completely sheer or fishnet with the model’s breasts completely exposed. In one captioned “sexy French teacher of your dreams,” the model bends over so that just the water covers her nipples. There’s even bottomless pics, with sand perfectly covering the model’s pussy. With SI these days, it seems nude is the new swimsuit!

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Check out more of SI‘s nude pics: https://deadspin.com/si-swimsuit-is-apparently-phasing-out-those-inconvenien-1796364699

6 Of The Kinkiest Sex Confessions Ever

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixSure, you’ve done some kinky stuff before. But we’re willing to bet these sex confessions are some of the kinkiest you’ve ever heard! From piss enemas to anal centipedes to piss-exhibitionism, these are the naughtiest, dirtiest things people have done during sex ever!

  1. The piss enema
    “My master put in an anal speculum and opened it up all the way. After he came in my ass, he gave me a piss enema and peed inside of me. I came super hard from it.” Whatever turns your on!
  2. Anal centipede
    “I experimented with an ass-eating train including around 10 people. Not bad at all. I also experimented with putting grapes up my ass and eating them.” It’s like that movie—but kinkier!
  3. The piss bucket
    “This year my boyfriend wanted to branch out and try new things. He took off my clothes and made me kneel on the ground, then he invited some people over and they used me as a piss bucket. After that they jacked off onto my face. Then my boyfriend fucked me in front of them.” Annnnd: this wins the kinky award!
  4. The stranger’s car
    “My girlfriend and I have a thing for sex outside. Over the summer we’ve checked off quite a few places. There’s been a police station, alleyway, and waterfront, but the sexiest place was on a city street during nightclub hours. We found a small car lot. Cunnilingus never felt better onlooking passersby from upside-down on the hood of a stranger’s Audi.” Naughty!
  5. The toy drawer
    “I told him to choose a surprise from my toy drawer. Sixty seconds later, I had a leash and collar around my neck, a vibe in my vagina, and his dick in my ass. I’ve never had a more intense orgasm.” Surprise!
  6. Slut collar
    “I wore a vibrating anal plug for the whole day, turning it on at random times no matter where I was or what I was doing. Another time I also wore a slut collar while being spanked with a paddle that left the impression of the word ‘slut’ on my ass.” You’ve been very naughty today!

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Check out more of the kinkiest sex confessions ever: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/do-not-put-vodka-in-a-vagina

Sex Toy Company Looks For Thieves Who Stole 30,000 Condoms

condomsLuxury sex toy manufacturer LELO is on the hunt for the criminal masterminds behind not one but two heists from their Las Vegas warehouse. The burglars made off with thousands of dollars worth of sex toys, and tens of thousands of condoms. According to LELO’s press release, the thieves broke into the warehouse and stole 33 prostate massagers and 48 kegel beads—just over $9,000 in merchandise—then stole 30,000 HEX condoms the next day, which comes out to just over $29,000!

LELO is desperate to find the crooks who looted their goods, promising anyone who could help to identify the thieves a donation of the full retail value of stolen goods, more than $38,000, to a charity of their choice. LELO’s been venting its frustration on social media, saying such hilarious gems as, “[we hope the thieves who] stole those condoms got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers.” Ouch! As LELO says, those burglars can take the 33 prostrate massagers and “go fuck themselves.”

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Check out more about the thieves who stole 30,000 Hex condoms: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/lelo-las-vegas-burglary/

5 Big-Dick Horror Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAs members of the BuzzFeed community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to scare the pants off you!

  1. Gag brigade
    “My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that, while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had that night on him. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.” Oof—no happy ending there!
  2. Jaw-droppingly big
    “I dislocated my jaw trying to give a blow job once.” This shows serious blow job dedication!
  3. Giant Pringles can
    This guy made a bet with his Tinder date that whoever had the biggest dick got to top. “I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can.” Needless to say, it took him “an extra long time to walk up the stairs the next day!”
  4. Tasty delight
    What happens when you get lockjaw in the middle of giving a blow job to your big, girthy boyfriend? “It got to the point where I couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Whoops.”
  5. 12 inches!
    This lady got a whole lot more than she bargained for when her crush’s pants came off: “I asked him how big he was…12 inches. I was all in though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk. Totally worth it, though.”

Looking for some intense experiences yourself? We are always all in!

Check out more big-dick horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/throbbing-pringles-can

Couple’s X-rated Thrill Ride Caught On Camera

thumbsupA motorist in Moscow is giving new meaning to the art of multi-tasking. He and his female partner were filmed having sex while driving down a highway! The talented driver pulled off the impressive, x-rated stunt in a Hyundai traveling at 45 mph.

The XXX scene was filmed from another car on the road and posted to a major Russian social network. The report said the man was driving his Hyundai while being “attentive to his partner at the same time.” Ironically, the Hyundai motto is “New Thinking, New Possibilities,” which really seems to fit with the driver and his thrill-seeking accomplice (she can be seen in the video riding him reverse cowgirl as he attempts to drive). Luckily, the man managed to avoid an accident.

Looking for something thrilling yourself? Unstrap your seat belt and get ready for the ride of your life!

Check out more about a couple fucking while driving down a highway here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4572894/Couple-s-X-rated-exchange-driving-MOTORWAY.html

Here’s What People Are Saying About This Oral Sex Toy That Looks Like a Windmill

1435975150441.cachedLadies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse—mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!

As one Twitter user quipped, “there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.” Another responded with, “speak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.” Turns out, Sqweel 2 definitely was invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you’ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was “oddly accurate” and “clit lapping heaven.” But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”

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Check out more about the oral sex toy that looks like a windmill: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/paddleboat-me-harder-baby

Amber Rose Poses Nude, Breaks the Internet

walkofnoshameActivist, entrepreneur, and all around badass, Amber Rose, has outdone herself in scandalizing the internet. Let’s just say Kim Kardashian’s nudes have nothing on Amber Rose’s latest x-rated stunt. She posted a racy photo of herself, completely bottomless, posing on a stairwell (check it out below)!

The very NSFW image was posted to her Instagram account—which is sure to get her temporarily banned on the social media service famous for its strict, prudish policy on nudity. She’s shown oiled up, wearing a string bikini top, with her pussy fully exposed! The accompanying hashtag is #amberroseslutwalk—Rose’s annual event that aims to “deliver a flawlessly executed event geared toward raising awareness about sexual injustice and gender inequality.” She sure knows how to stir up publicity for an event!

Looking for something racy yourself? Let’s get scandalous!

Check out Amber Rose’s bottomless nude photo here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/amber-rose-poses-nude-breaks-the-internet

Where To Find The Best Lesbian Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_kissingConsidering how popular lesbian porn is, it’s a mystery why most of it isn’t made for queer women. Thankfully, BuzzFeed has some tips—courtesy of real queer women—about where to find authentic lesbian porn. Here’s what they said (hint: skip the videos with long fingernails!).

  1. Get specific in that search bar
    Don’t be shy about searching for specific things you like to see in your favorite videos. And if you’re looking for realism, try searching for the words “real lesbian orgasm.”
  2. Seek out queer directors and follow their work
    There’s plenty of queer women porn directors out there who are the real deal. Some favorites include Jiz Lee, Courtney Trouble, and Erika Lust, who recently did a series where people wrote to her about their fantasies and she turned them into films!
  3. Likewise for queer porn stars
    “I’ve watched videos starring Lily Cade because she’s actually a lesbian. Find actors that are actually queer and the porn will be better and more realistic.” Good advice!
  4. Explore kink!
    There’s all types of new kinks and subcategories to tickle your fancy! Check out the plethora of queer, realistic BDSM and really explore what turns you on.
  5. Use social media
    Be sure to follow people in the know to see what they’re watching and use social media to further your search. Now, go forth—and search!

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Check out more tips about where to find the best lesbian porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/we-asked-queer-women-where-they-find-lesbian-porn-thats

6 Steamy Stories About Makeup That Stayed On During Crazy-Good Sex

15929936930_14a78eca47_mLooking to get the most bang for your fuck? Look no further than these sex-endorsed beauty products! Whether you’re facedown on a pillow for hours or giving the best blow job ever without smudging that perfect red lipstick, this is the best sex-proof makeup on the market.

  1. Kylie Lip Kit, perfect lipstick for blow jobs
    “I went over to suck my FWB off. Even after the 30-minute-long blow job that got pretty messy, it was still in place! No need to reapply before I left. No one could tell that I was just sucking the life out of some guy.”
  2. Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade, to help you avoid that awkward postcoital convo about where the hell your eyebrows went
    “I was getting screwed mercilessly by not one, but TWO guys in a session that lasted a little over three hours, spanning several vehicles and rooms of the house on a steamy 76-degree night. And my eyebrows were STILL on fleek!!! My face was getting shoved into pillows, sofa arms, and body parts, and somehow I made it out alive with both eyebrows still intact.” Now that’s a ringing endorsement!
  3. CoverGirl Lash Blast Waterproof Mascara, for when you’re facedown for hours
    “I was facedown moaning into his pillow for probably two hours with this mascara on, and when I sat up to return the favor, not even a nut on the face could make this heavy duty mascara budge.” Shut up and take our money!
  4. Wet N Wild Color Icon Bronzer, to complement your O-face glow
    “I rode that dick all night, and then he fucked my pussy up by eating me out! I had pools of sweat coming off my face, but no makeup!” So that’s why there’s a glow after!
  5. Benefit Cosmetics Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill, great for bukkake
    “My man licked all over my face and came on it and my brows didn’t even smudge.” Better than a good old-fashioned facial!
  6. NYX HD Studio Finishing Powder, won’t betray your midday BDSM proclivities
    “I try to keep my base as light as possible and then set it with the NYX Translucent Setting Powder. That stuff keeps my face on, even through rough sex in the humid summer.” Gotta keep it light when you’re getting rough!

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Check out more sex-endorsed beauty products here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/18-sex-proof-beauty-products