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A Complete Dictionary Of The Most Bizarre Sex Slang

cosmic_banditaHave you ever been asked to “swing the dolphin?” If so, you’ve been introduced to the delightful and strange world of sex slang! There’s even a dictionary which has over 130,000 collected words and phrases that people have used over the centuries to mean dick, pussy, ass, and sex. Here are some of the weirdest ones (check out more below).

  1. A bit of summer cabbage (circa 1895)
    “Summer cabbage” means to have sex. “Cabbage” itself is used in slang to mean pussy, as has the “cauliflower,” the “mushroom,” and the “artichoke.”
  2. Dry mouthed widow (c. 1942)
    The dry mouthed widow is the dry hand that substitutes for the wet pussy. There’s a lot of terms of this sort, like “Rosie Palm and her Five Daughters” and “Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters.”
  3. Engage in three to one and bound to lose (c. 1793)
    The “three” represents the dick and the two testicles, the “one” is the pussy, and the “loss” is of semen when you cum.
  4. Flock of geese flying out of one’s backside (c. 1959)
    This is a fine Australian phrase that is an attempt to represent orgasm. Strange!
  5. Like a herd of turtles (c. 1940s)
    This is an Australian term for a sex positive woman! It’s used for a woman who has sex enthusiastically. This is from the late 1940s: “You ought to take her out to the toolies [tool shed], she’ll go like a herd of turtles!”
  6. Watergate (c. 1560)
    This is a term for a wet pussy. As Broadly explains, “Watergates were something you had in irrigation systems, and the gate is a word for vagina. It’s 1560, which is pretty much almost as far back as slang has been collected.”

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Check out more sex slang here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/complete-dictionary-bizarre-sex-slang

Surprising Facts About How Women Watch Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingHere’s something a lot of people don’t know: women watch porn! YouPorn recently released some data about how women, one quarter of YouPorn’s audience, watch porn, and the results might surprise you. To start, the three most viewed porn categories by women are Lesbian, Romantic, and Threesome.

In comparison to men, women are more likely to search for “hardcore pussy licking” (630%), “lesbian scissor” (570%), and “lesbian threesome” (351%). YouPorn also found that 56% of women have apparently imagined themselves appearing in a porn video, and 28% of the women choose videos with a dominating female character—naughty! For women in relationships, 89% prefer to watch porn alone, but 69% (wink wink) wouldn’t mind if their partner found them watching it!

Looking for a naughty surprise? Come find what you’re looking for right here!

Check out more data about how women watch porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-women-actually-feel-about-watching-porn

The Hottest Movie Sex Scenes, Ever

netflixandchillThe next time you’re looking to Netflix and Chill, look no further than these streamy movies. They offer much in the way of sexual inspiration—and they’re also just really entertaining. Here are the hottest movie sex scenes ever shown on the big screen (check out the full list below).

  1. Wild Things
    Two sexy lesbians getting it on in a pool? A legendary sex scene is born.
  2. The Brown Bunny
    This film is infamous for featuring unsimulated oral sex between Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo. But its under-the-table blowjob scene is pretty incredible, too.
  3. Shame
    This film offers excessive sex scenes—think Michael Fassbender fucking his way through New York in a variety of creative pairings!
  4. Fear
    Who can ever forget Reese Witherspoon getting fingered on a roller coaster as a 90s remake of “Wild Horses” plays?
  5. Risky Business
    As Refinery 29 says, “If you could not follow Rebecca De Mornay and Tom Cruise’s lead on the G train during rush hour, that’d be great.”
  6. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    This heroine is very into dominating. Let’s hear it for girls on top!
  7. Nina Takes a Lover
    We’ve got two words for you: ladder sex.
  8. Revolutionary Road
    Kitchen counter sex is the best sex!
  9. Marie Antoinette
    Let’s just say Marie Antoinette had a rich and full sex life. Let her eat cake!
  10. The Hunger
    Susan Sarandon having sex with Catherine Deneuve? Yes please!

Looking for something steamy? Come find sexual inspiration right here!

Check out more of the best sex scenes ever: https://www.refinery29.com/2013/09/53441/movie-sex-scenes#slide-49

This Motion Sensor Makes Sure You Don’t Get Caught Watching Porn

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_engagement in the carYou’ve probably experienced that moment watching porn when you think you’re alone—but then someone surprises you out of nowhere. We all know there’s no boner-killer more annoying than getting caught in the act. Thankfully, an Indiegogo campaign will make sure this unfortunate scenario never happens again.

Minimeyes motion sensor is a discreet Bluetooth-connected motion-sensing cube that can be easily placed on a desk or a bookshelf when you’re looking for some, ahem, quality time with yourself. When it senses someone walking into the room or opening a door, it immediately hides all the open windows on your desktop and mutes the sound. On a mobile, it can close the app you’re using or give you a notification and audio alert. Finally, a device that lets you browse porn with some peace of mind!

Looking for something discreet? Come find what your hankering for right here!

Check out more about Minimeyes: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/minimeyes-connected-motion-sensor/

9 Orgasms You’ve Probably Had If You Have a Pussy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23Just like a woman’s pussy, an orgasm comes in all shapes and sizes. From a really intense twitchy one to one that makes you wonder if you just squirted, you’ve probably experienced a range of orgasms if you have a pussy. Here are some of the most familiar ones (check out the complete list from BuzzFeed below).

  1. The “WTF Just Happened” Orgasm
    Maybe the friction from a bike or a train caused it. Maybe you didn’t see it coming and then all of a sudden there you are, cumming. Whatever it is, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.
  2. The “Almost… Almost… Almost… Almost…” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that fakes you out over and over and over again…before finally showing up! Good things happen to those who wait!
  3. The “Thrasher” Orgasm
    As BuzzFeed explains, “This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But…worth it.”
  4. The “Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn” Orgasm
    We’ve all been there: you’re about to cum and suddenly the porn switches to something you really don’t like—or worse, the video starts buffering—but you just. Can’t. Stop. It.
  5. The “Sorry But There’s No Way I Can Look Cute Right Now” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that hijacks your face and does not let you control how it looks. Picture something like a scrunchy-faced beast!
  6. The Clit Orgasm
    Sometimes, you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you just have to say, “The clit is it.”
  7. The “World Record” Orgasm
    This results from testing out the highest setting on your vibrator—and cumming in two seconds.
  8. The “Wake The Neighbors” Orgasm
    This orgasm rattles the walls, the headboard, the box spring, and the windows!
  9. The “Was That Pee or Did I Squirt?” Orgasm
    You came and there was definitely a lot of bodily fluid…but what was it?

Looking for an intense experience yourself? We can make you wake the neighbors right here!

Check out more about the various orgasms you’ve probably had if you have a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/slowly-and-then-all-at-once

July Is The Busiest Month For Sex

volcanoIt seems everyone is really taking advantage of the long summer nights—with lots of sex! Hot days makes for some hot sex, according to new data by online sex toy company Lovehoney. A survey of 2,000 people found that couples have the most sex in July, with August and June after that.

One factor that respondents reported is that the sun is an aphrodisiac, literally making them hot and bothered. The other, more obvious reason, is that people are on vacation during the summer months, where they reportedly have 62 percent more sex than at home. “We’re permanently worked up by a combination of sensual triggers on vacation,” says a sexpert. Ah, summer—rest, relaxation, and lots of randy sex!

Want to make good use of the long summer nights? Let’s make it even hotter at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about July being the busiest month for sex: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/06/161472/july-busiest-month-for-sex-lovehoney

The Sploshing Photos You’ve Got To See To Believe

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001084-980xA jelly confectionary and bakery in London has gotten into hosting cake-sitting, aka sploshing, parties for kinky participants. They whip up elaborate cakes and jellies for the eager fetishists, and use a photographer to capture the moment when they push their fully naked bodies into the beautiful desserts (check out the pictures below). Sploshing is known as wet or messy play, or W.A.M—in the pictures, bare asses are covered in meringue, jello, whipped cream, and so much more.

Fetishists use all types of foods and drinks with various textures and temperatures to engage the senses. Cake-sitting in particular is a type of sploshing where the sensation of a freshly chilled cake making contact with the naked ass produces sounds and stimulation that sploshing fans find irresistible. “Also, the surprisingly satisfying sound of a bum squashing a meringue is one sound I never thought I would come across, nor will I ever forget,” explains a fetishist. We say, let them eat, er, sit on cake!

Want to indulge your fetish? We are always up for something kinky to engage the senses!

Check out the photos of cake-sitting sploshing: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/11/129135/sploshing-body-parts-fetish-butt-pictures#slide-9

All The Ways Horny People Misspell Porn Searches

With Donald Trump’s recent typo of “covfefe” baffling and delighting the internet, Pornhub decided to get in on the joke. The porn site revealed the most common misspellings for each state when horny people search for something to satisfy their libidos. As Pornhub said: “As you can imagine, misspelled searches are quite common on Pornhub when people’s dominant digits 161are otherwise being… occupied. Thankfully our advanced auto-correct feature is always there to lend a hand.”

It seems “hentai” or Japanese anime porn is very commonly misspelled, especially in the Midwest, in six different states. There’s also “porm,” “step mon,” “wbony,” and “lesbiam.” But not to worry, Pornhub has your back—and your front. Like they say, despite the constant excitement of searching for porn covfefe.

Looking for some excitement yourself? We can always satisfy your covfefe here!

Check out more about the map that shows how people misspell porn searches state by state: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pornhub-typo-misspellings-by-state/

7 Moments Everyone With a Pussy Has Experienced While Masturbating

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceThere are some experiences in life that are universal—and masturbation is one of them! Sometimes you’re bored, have to be stealthy, or are in the shower…so you might as well have an orgasm! If you have a pussy, we guarantee you will recognize some—or all—of these scenarios (check out the full list below).

  1. When you can be really loud
    Sometimes, you have to be stealthy and put pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator. But then there’s those rare and sacred times when no one’s around and you can crank up the volume on your porn and really let loose!
  2. When you wind up thinking about someone you’d rather not think about
    As BuzzFeed says, “No matter what fantasy you start out with, every once in a while someone completely random pops up and hijacks your fantasy.” Whoops!
  3. When the battery fails on your vibrator right as you’re about to cum
    This is just about the. Worst. Thing. Ever!
  4. When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms
    Sometimes, with a can-do attitude, you find out exactly how many consecutive orgasms you can have in one session!
  5. When you’re in the shower and want to test out your shower head
    Everyone’s heard that the shower head on your clit is the holy grail of orgasms, so why not give it a go while sudsing up!
  6. When you make your clit go numb from using the highest setting on your vibrator
    This is not for the faint of heart, but sometimes, you want to see if you can cum in three seconds flat!
  7. When you need to put yourself to sleep
    Everyone knows cumming before bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep.

Want to have good dreams? Come feel yourself right here!

Check out more experiences everyone with a pussy has had while masturbating: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/masturbation-is-always-the-answer

Attn Men: We Don’t Care If You Can See Our Buttholes

A piece titled “Yes Ladies, We’ve Seen Your Butthole and That’s Okay” has been stirring up a lot of buzz on the internet recently. The author basically wants women to know that yes, he can see their starfish during doggy-style sex, but they shouldn’t feel self-conscious about it. What’s rubbing women the wrong way (unlike a nice finger on the ass!) is the assumption that women feel there’s something shameful or embarrassing about their buttholes—which is woefully wrong.

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“To discover that a body part you’ve never even factored into this equation is actually front and center may be discomfiting, to say the least. But for those people, here’s the important thing to remember: Yes, we can see your butthole — and we like it,” he says. He goes on to explain that a woman “unwittingly displayed” during doggy-style might feel unsexy—but as many pointed out, women don’t really care if someone sees their butthole or not during sex. In other words, there’s no reason to reassure “women around the world” that men love every part of them, including their butthole—it’s okay; we don’t care.

Looking for something sexy yourself? We let it all hang out here—and we like it!

Check out more about how women don’t care if men see their buttholes during sex: https://jezebel.com/attn-men-we-dont-care-if-you-can-see-our-buttholes-1796234501