Riley Reid Helps Put Porn Back Into Memes

Originally posted to The Daily Dot

It makes sense that porn and memes just seem to go together. And the latest amusing screengrab of porn star Riley Reid saying “Oh fuck, put it back in!” is no exception. The meme of the adult entertainer’s face while getting her hair pulled goes surprisingly well with the most mundane situations (check them out below).

There’s even a popular subreddit that’s made a game of listing scenarios where “put it back in!” would be appropriate. Things like, “When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it’s still cold in the middle” and “When your headphones catch on a doorknob and pop outta your ears” are good examples. Reid isn’t the first porn star to be featured in a hilarious meme (think: Tori Black’s notable “It’s so fucking big!”), but we’re guessing this meme will be “in” for a long, long time.

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Check out more about the Riley Reid porn meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/porn-meme-put-it-back-in/

Steamy Lesbian Sex Positions

5363515948_0afee4be51_zLesbian sex is hot. And these steamy lesbian sex positions will make it even hotter. Here are the best ones to try during your next girl-on-girl fuck fest.

  1. Standing Shower Sex
    This one’s a classic for any twosome, but shower sex is especially rewarding if you and your partner both have pussies. “Stimulating and penetrating your partner with your hands in such a small space can make things even more exciting (especially if you’re really flexible),” says Refinery29.
  2. Doggy Style
    Whether you’re using a strap-on or just doing penetrative hand play, this position is much easier on the wrist and forearm. It’s also great for G-spot stimulation, and allows you easy access to touch almost all of the partner on the bottom—you can grab, stroke, bite, pull hair, the possibilities are endless!
  3. Facing a Wall
    With this, one person is pressed against the wall while the other fingers and/or plays with their clit from behind. This one is extra steamy because you can reach so many different spots, and even throw anal play into the mix.
  4. Face-To-Face
    Here, limbs mingle, and you can basically do whatever you want—bust out the dildos, vibrators, anal beads, double-headed dildos, and so much more.

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Check out more about the hottest lesbian sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/02/139157/best-lesbian-sex-positions#slide-8

5 Underwater Sex Tips To Use This Summer

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mermaid_trina_masonWhat is it about a body of water that makes people all randy? It probably helps that you’re half naked and it’s hot, plus it can be a rush to get it on in public. If you’re looking to give underwater sex a try this summer, here’s some tips for when you get wet and wild!

  1. Use lube
    It might seem counterintuitive, but water actually reduces your body’s natural lubrication. Sexperts recommend a silicone-based lube to keep things nice and wet for your underwater adventure.
  2. Use protection
    The urban myth that chlorine in a pool or hot tub kills sperm is 100% false—be sure to wrap it up! Safe sex rules still apply by the pool.
  3. Don’t forget about sex toys!
    Why not add some sex toys in to your water fun? There are many, many sex toys specifically designed for the water, like vibrating cock rings and clit massagers.
  4. If public sex seems too risky, have shower sex
    If exhibitionism isn’t your thing, try the privacy of your backyard hot tub, or your shower. These are great places to explore wet sex without any of the risks!
  5. Take it indoors
    It’s really hot to start messing around in water, and then move inside for the main event.

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Check out more underwater sex tips: https://www.refinery29.com/underwater-sex-pool-guide#slide-7

Having Sex Once a Week Slows Aging In Women, Study Finds

Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionAs it turns out, sex is the Fountain of Youth for women—and they only have to make a pilgrimage to the bedroom! A new study finds that having sex at least once a week slows aging in women. According to researchers, being active between the sheets significantly increases the length of women’s DNA strands, which is associated with slower aging.

The really cool part is that women will age slower, as well as have longer lifespans and improved overall health, even if the sex isn’t that good. Researchers believe having regular fuck-fests may aid aging women by dampening stress and boosting the immune system. So there you have it: have more sex for a longer and healthier life!

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Check out more about the study that shows sex lengthens women’s lifespans: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4688716/Having-sex-week-slows-aging-women.html

Here’s What the Female Orgasm Feels Like

white-1822497_640For many people, the female orgasm is an elusive, mysterious phenomenon. That’s why an artist decided to make graphic gifs of what the female orgasm actually feels like, based on real women’s experiences. The message is clear: female pleasure matters (check them out below).

  1. “It’s just a blast of ecstasy inside my body, a bomb of flowers. it feels as if I am literally exploding. I can’t control my body.”
    Wow—incredible!
  2. “They roll in like waves of electricity until the waves all crash and my body spasms. I occasionally lose feeling in my fingers.”
    Somebody call a doctor—this orgasm is serious!
  3. “Often, it feels like a dam of water that is being built up in all of my erogenous zones, and then the dam is opened and all the water rushes out.”
    Intense!
  4. “It begins as an earthquake, deep within me. The surges shoot through my core, and reach out to my fingertips, my mouth, my nipples. With every wave of pleasure, I shudder. Should I choose to continue, the orgasms come quicker and are more intense.”
    God bless multiple orgasms!
  5. “I’d have to say it feels like all of your energy coming together and blasting out of you. Kind of like a tea kettle.”
    A very sexy tea kettle!
  6. “It feels like heat; my entire body gradually warms as if my insides have been lit up by the sun.”
    Hot hot hot!

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Check out more about what the female orgasm really feels like: https://www.refinery29.com/what-female-orgasm-women-climax-feels-like#slide-6

The World’s First Naked Barber Will Satisfy All Your Fetish Needs

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotdude2If you’ve been looking for an erotic experience you won’t soon forget and a good barber who’ll shave your balls, we’ve got the guy for you. Rickard Savvy, aka, “The Naked Barber,” is a qualified beautician who’s adding a little kink to your usual grooming routine. “The sensation of having someone else [shaving my balls] is quite an erotic experience and it is quite arousing,” says one satisfied customer.

The Naked Barber provides all your fetish grooming needs and will get naked right along with you. He throws you in a BDSM sling, and then gets you into various erotic positions like doggy style to shave all those hard to reach places. He says a lot guys get turned on by a straight-razor shave or a scrotum shave, but in general, his fetish clients—gay and straight men, and women—just like the kinky experience.

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Check out more about the Naked Barber: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2014/08/19/worlds-first-naked-barber-will-totally-shave-balls-sling-nsfw/

Museum of Sex Patron Sues After Injury On the Boob Bounce House

Cum_2_Sabrina02It seems an attraction that’s part of the Museum of Sex’s “Pleasures of the Erotic Playground” isn’t all that pleasurable. A Ralph Lauren executive is suing because of an accident on the boob bounce house. The mishap happened while bouncing between two boobs at the Jump for Joy Attraction.

“She was bouncing between the two boobs and then she didn’t bounce up,” explained a source who witnessed the accident. The woman claims she needs dental implants and surgery to repair her nose, and is seeking unspecified damages for the medical treatment and the emotional trauma she suffered. The once joyful attraction has closed for repair on two occasions since the incident, which is such a shame because, really, boobs give so much joy!

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Here’s more about about a woman suing after an accident on the boob bounce house: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700968/Woman-sues-Museum-Sex-accident-bounce-house.html

6 Real-Life Mile High Club Confessions That’ll Leave You Speechless

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

BuzzFeed asked its readers to share their wildest sexual adventures on an airplane, and the results did not disappoint. From finger-banging and blowjobs to full on fucking in the airplane lavatory, these thrill seekers definitely know how to keep things exciting in the air. Here are 6 airplane-sex stories to inspire your next adventure.

  1. When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back.”
    Naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants.”
    That could’ve made for some uncomfortable aisle banter!
  3. We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs. It wasn’t too difficult. The plane was pitch-black and everyone around us was asleep. We didn’t last too long… the thrill of doing something wicked made us both a quick shot.”
    What happens on the plane ride back from Vegas stays on the plane ride back from Vegas.
  4. It was around 3 a.m. and we were, um, feeling it. While everyone was asleep, we went to the bathroom and did the deed. It was fun, but I’m pretty sure we woke up a few people because when we walked out, I heard two or three people snicker a little.”
    When the mood strikes…
  5. “I’m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple who met pre-flight. They boarded, and the other flight attendants and I didn’t realize they had been drinking. In the middle of the flight, they started making out in their seats and taking off their clothes before we were able to stop them from going any further.”
    That must have made for an awkward flight!
  6. We waited until about 2 a.m. and the lights were all off and the stewardesses stopped roaming. As I jerked him off, I called him ‘daddy’ and he bit his neck pillow to be quiet, right next to the old man who was sleeping next to him.”
    Oh, daddy!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Come on a wild adventure right here!

Check out more airplane-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/ive-had-it-with-these-motherfucking-sinners-on-this

30 Day Masturbation Challenge

magicwandarthistoryInstead of a 30 day exercise or reading challenge this summer, try a masturbation challenge! There are lots of reasons to masturbate, but the best reason is it feels good. Use these tips to jump start your 30 day masturbation challenge, and start making pleasure a part of your daily life.

  1. Diagonal
    “Imagine your clitoris is a clock, with the 12 pointed up towards your head and the six towards your feet. Take one finger and stroke diagonally across your clitoris,” explains a sexpert.
  2. Up-And-Down
    Use two fingers to stroke your clit up and down, up and down. You can either hold your fingers together for more direct stimulation, or else keep them separate with your fingers on either side of your clit if it feels too sensitive for direct touch.
  3. Back-And-Forth
    Use two fingers to slide across your clit back and forth from left to right. This will feel amazing!
  4. Circular
    Trace circles around your clit for a more teasing sensation, and rub two fingers in a circular motion on your clit for something more intense. You’ll cum in no time!
  5. G-Spot
    While stroking your clit, take your index finger and middle fingers of your other hand and insert them in your pussy. Then twist your arm so that your palm faces up and make a ‘come here’ motion with your fingers. Surprise—there’s your G-spot!

Looking for some daily pleasure? We can always make you feel good here!

Check out more about the 30 day masturbation challenge: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/01/100343/30-day-masturbation-challenge#slide-8

This Woman Wore An Unsolicited Dick Pic Costume

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re one of those people who plans their Halloween costume months in advance, we’ve got a seriously great one: an unsolicited dick pic! A clever lady wore the costume to a “The Internet” party and, obviously, it was a big hit (unlike unsolicited dick pics in real life…). “The perfectly executed costume featured a slightly curved tip/hat and an all-too-real, probably because it was, text convo (sample line: ‘fancy a fuck?’),” reports Refinery 29 (check out a pic below).

Not surprisingly, the internet went berserk for the hilarious costume—right down to the brilliant pink suede skirt. “Not all heroes wear capes. But some wear unsolicited dick pic costumes,” said one Twitter user. We think it’s fair to say, this woman wins the costume contest!

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Check out this woman’s unsolicited dick pic costume here: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/07/164920/dick-pic-costume-party-clementine-ford