There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisMorning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker—except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: “Did you wake up with morning wood?” While the app seems silly—in fact, the first entry on the site’s FAQ is “Are you kidding me with this?”—its aim is to get people to take erectile dysfunction seriously.

“Apparently, the first cock’s crow is a key indicator of a man’s overall health,” reports NY Post. In other words, waking up with a stiffie means everything’s normal with a guy’s hormone balance and blood flow. Morning Glory’s putting the “cock” in “cock-a-doodle-doo!”

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Check out more about the app that tracks morning wood: https://nypost.com/2018/02/06/this-app-tracks-your-erections/

Pornhub Offers 110 Gallons Of Lube To Philadelphia Eagles

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgIt seems Pornhub has a solution for the Philadelphia Eagles’ problem with deranged football fans climbing the city poles. After Crisco failed when the Eagles beat the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC championship, Pornhub offered 110 gallons of lube to liberally apply to Philadelphia’s light poles for the Super Bowl. Pornhub tweeted this to the Philadelphia police force: “@PhillyPolice heard that you may be looking for an alternative to @Crisco for greasing up the poles this weekend – can we interest you in a few barrels of Pornhub lube?”

The lube might be a better alternative than Crisco for deterring crazed fans, who city officials fear could get seriously injured from climbing the light poles. Unfortunately, fans saw the Crisco as more of a challenge than a safety precaution: “The fact that we were greasing them doesn’t mean we were daring people to climb them,” Sgt. Eric Gripp, a police spokesman, told Philly.com. “It’s the exact opposite.” City officials haven’t responded to Pornhub’s generous offer, but they’re reportedly now using gear oil instead of Crisco. Get it together, Philly—everyone knows lube gets the job done!

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Check out more about Pornhub offering the Eagles lube: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pornhub-lube-philadelphia/

Sex Is Best In Your Sixties, Survey Finds

holdinghandsContrary to popular belief, sex gets better as you get older. A new report shows that your sex life actually reaches its peak in your 60s. The eighth annual Singles in America survey taken by more than 5,000 single people in the US found that single women are having the best sex at 66 years old and men at 64.

According to sex therapists, this is because as you get older and know what you like, sex is more fulfilling. It’s also because when you’re older, you’re more free to explore the dimensions of your sexuality, especially since you are less limited about what other people, society, and your partner think. Older people continue to stay frisky well into their 80s, with many of them reporting having sex, oral sex and masturbating even in their 80s and 90s. So there you have it: sex isn’t just a young person’s game.

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Check out more about how sex is better in your 60s: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5346141/Sex-best-SIXTIES-survey-finds.html

Twitter Bans ‘Deepfakes,’ The New Fake Celebrity Porn Craze

NoPornTwitter is the latest site to crack down on “deepfakes,” porn videos that superimpose celebrities’ faces onto porn stars’ bodies. Twitter clarified its position by explaining that deepfakes violates its policy against posting “intimate photos or videos of someone that were produced or distributed without their consent,” and will suspend accounts that violate the policy. Deepfakes is a phenomenon that started on Reddit and quickly spread to places like 4chan and GIF-sharing site Gfycat.

Since Pornhub recently banned deepfakes, celebrity porn creators have been looking for new places to showcase their scandalous wares. It only took a day before Twitter shut down deepfakes on its site, even though the legality of fake celebrity porn is still unclear. While the porn raises concerns about non-consensual posting of sexual images, it’s ultimately up to websites to decide how they want to handle it.

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Check out more about Twitter banning deepfakes: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/twitter-bans-deepfakes-new-fake-celebrity-porn-craze/

How To Sext Like A Pro

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  1. Don’t be a dead-weight sexting partner.Questions are a good jumping off point, but you don’t want to get to the point where you’re only asking questions and making the other person do all the work. “Oh, yeah. And then what…?” is only good at first.
  2. Start by talking about the last time you had sex or some other hot memory.“How hot was last night?” is always a good way to get things going.
  3. Don’t skimp on the details.As BuzzFeed says, “Tell me exactly where your hands, lips, etc. are gonna go, and what they’re gonna do.”
  4. Ease into it. Sexting needs foreplay too.Start slow. Teasing is all part of the fun.
  5. Never show your face.It’s always good to take the necessary precautions.
  6. Also never send unsolicited nudes.No unsolicited dick pics, guys.
  7. Use Boomerang to make sexy GIFs.The only thing better than a sexy video is a sexy GIF.
  8. Or send voice notes with WhatsApp.It’s always so much hotter to hear each other’s voices.
  9. Ask your partner about their fantasies.Then you can bring them up in a sext.
  10. Set the mood.Even though sexting in your PJ’s and pretending to be naked is fine, it’s really fun to light candles and set a romantic mood, too.
  11. Go easy on the emojis.Not the time and place for cute symbols. Use words, people!

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Check out more sexting tips: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/how-to-sext?utm_term=.vkE7pew9KN#.ju9WMANPlX

The Top Safewords For Kinky Sex

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“Banana” and “pineapple” are popular ones, but the color “red” is the number one most used safeword among kinksters. Some other creative ones include “Chupacabra” and “hufflepuff.” And as it turns out, saying a celebrity’s name is all it takes to kill the mood: “Michael Jackson,” “Justin Bieber,” “Kelly Clarkson,” and, not surprisingly, “Donald Trump” were all popular safewords.

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Check out more about the top safewords used by kinky couples: https://nypost.com/video/banana-is-one-of-the-top-safewords-for-kinky-couples/

Amazon Tries To Get To The Bottom Of Its Sex Toy Mystery

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So far, Amazon has had no luck in identifying the naughty Secret Santa. Just last month, a total of 40 individual Amazon items, including a vibrator and a fleshlight, were mailed to students at universities across Canada. Some believe it could be a way of gaming the Amazon review system by creating fake accounts and then giving the product a 5-star review. But Amazon doesn’t think so, and for now is still hot on the heels of the sex toy case.

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Check out more about Amazon users getting unsolicited sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/02/14/amazon-doesnt-know-why-customers-keep-getting-unsolicited-sex-toys/

People In Their 30s Are Ok With Spontaneous Boners, According To Research

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisThe dating app Hater recently shared some interesting data on how our views of sex can change with age. For example, how you felt about condoms in your 20s might be very different than in your 30s or 40s. Here’s some data about sex-related things people like and dislike in their 20s, 30s and 40s.

  1. Condoms
    People love condoms—until they hit their 30s.
  2. Dad bods
    Not surprisingly, dad bods are beloved by people in their late 30s.
  3. Kegels
    As it turns out, exercising your vagina muscles is loved by everyone of all ages.
  4. Valentine’s Day
    It seems the “love” holiday was not embraced by people in their 20s, 30s or 40s. Too bad—everyone knows the holiday is really about having good sex!
  5. Spontaneous boners
    Getting a hard-on out of nowhere is only loved by people in their mid-30s. We have no explanation.
  6. Sloppy kisses
    This seemed to decrease in popularity with age—the older people got, the less they wanted the tongue.
  7. Tinder
    It seems the sloppy kisses aging-phenomenon is also true for Tinder. What a shame—hot, one-nighters are so much fun!

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Check out more sex-related data about what people like and dislike at a certain age: https://www.buzzfeed.com/danielacadena/how-dating-changes-with-age?utm_term=.wuO9YGeEdp#.ghPwpqLNMx

Couples With A Good Sex Life Are More Likely To Cheat, Study Finds

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The study also found that men with a hot wife were less likely to cheat than women with a more-attractive husband. Interestingly, attractive women were slightly more likely to remain faithful than less attractive women, while more attractive men were more likely to cheat. Not surprisingly, participants who had a “lingering eye” on an attractive person were 50 percent more likely to “play away” from home. The authors write: “With the advent of social media, and thus the increased availability of and access to alternative partners, understanding how people avoid the temptation posed by alternative partners may be more relevant than ever to understanding relationships.”

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Check out more about the study that finds couples with a good sex life are more likely to cheat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5383289/Couples-good-sex-life-likely-cheat.html#ixzz57oGCe3N3

Masturbation Survey Reveals Surprising Data About Self Love

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_masturbationA new masturbation study explores the differences between men and women when it comes to what gets them really hot and ready for solo action. 1,000 people got candid about their methods, turn-ons, and other naughty details. As it turns out, women masturbate on average two days per week, for 13 minutes each session, while men jerk off four days per week for 14 minutes.

And when it comes to “style,” sixty percent of women use their hand and 40 percent use a toy, while 90 percent of men use their hand over a toy. Men use porn more than women—67 percent versus 38 percent—while women prefer to look for material in their own heads, fantasizing about a partner (14 percent), a stranger (12 percent), or a friend (6 percent). Both sexes revealed the unexpected places that they’d had a solo love-session: a quarter have done it in public, 15 percent said they’d done it at work, and 15 percent said they’d done it at a friend’s house. Naughty!

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Check out more data from the masturbation survey: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5419683/Masturbation-survey-looks-solo-sex-habits.html#ixzz57oDHjPH8