Get to Know… “Kittys Korner Kouch”

With Kittys Korner Kouch

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
Answered the  phone one day, and it was a wrong number!

What is your favorite part of being a flirt on NiteFlirt?
The large variety of guys I get to speak with.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and cam sex calls on NiteFlirt?
Fun? Adult fun or just entertainment?!  I like to go club hopping with my girlfriends, we hit the strip clubs at least once a week.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Chocolate cake! Rich and sweet and you can only handle me in little bits!

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
Foreplay! I love playing with the guys I date, and them playing with me!

Visit her at NiteFlirt!

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NEWS: Countries by C*ck Size!

If you’ve ever wondered where to find the biggest and/or the smallest penises look no further, we have the info! Recently I came across a study that revealed the average penis size (erect) for a ton of countries. I wasn’t seeking out this knowledge, I happened to stumble upon it, for the record. I have to say I’m a little upset, the USA is towards the bottom, looks like we fell short in this race!

The study was done by an Ulster University Professor who did receive some criticism because he gathered his information on the Internet, who know the internet lacked credibility?! LOL.  I do believe his research is fairly accurate based on my own personal findings, unfortunately I cannot vouch for every country, but the data seems to live up to stereotypes.   Here is a portion of the list:

Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia, 6.7
Iceland, 6.5
Italy, 6.2
South Africa, 6
Sweden, 5.9
Greece, 5.8
Germany, 5.7
New Zealand, 5.5
UK, 5.5
Canada, 5.5
Spain, 5.5
France, 5.3
Australia, 5.2
Russia, 5.2
USA, 5.1
Ireland, 5
Romania, 5
China, 4.3
India, 4
Thailand, 4
South Korea, 3.8
North Korea, 3.8

I’d play it safe and stay between Italy and Ireland, nothing more nothing less! What about you?

Small Penis Humiliation

By Saras Playroom

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Excuse me, but you call that thing between your legs a dick?
More like a sad excuse for a cocktail weenie. Where’s a toothpick
to impale it? How in hell do you expect to please a woman with a micro phallus matchstick?
I bet you have to jerk off with a pair of tweezers because it’s just that small and pathetic

Small penis humiliation and phone sex are nearly inseparable. Underhung men have found that a woman verbally dishing out erotic humiliation enhances their masturbation. Small penis humiliation is so popular that it has its own acronym on the net – SPH. Because men with small penises are rarely capable of sexually satisfying women during sex, wee men turn to other outlets for sexual expression. SPH is arousing to men. It stimulates the same brain center where pain is registered. This brain center is where hormones are released in response to pain and likewise in response to intense humiliation. This hormone release is a pleasure rush which makes orgasms experienced during SPH phone sex extremely powerful. Men often forget that their largest sexual organ is their brain, even though men are known to think mostly with their “little brain.” Solo masturbation or masturbating to porn isn’t enough for a micro male to obtain a macro pleasurable payoff. But small penis humiliation phone sex is.

There are many Flirts who will verbally bash you for having a small dick. If you haven’t experienced small penis humiliation, I’ve given you a taste of what to expect from me from my little ditty above. Small penis humiliation is one of my favorite phone sex calls. When I’m not available live on Niteflirt, I encourage dinky dicked men to buy some of my SPH pay to views including:

Top 50 Things Girls Say to Guys With Small Penises!

and

Pay for me to Name Your Small Dickie! Recent small dickie names have included Jalapeeno, Corkie, McNubbin, Finger Puppet & more!

NEWS: Go Topless Every Every Day That Ends In Y in the NYC!

Summer in the big apple is right around the corner, and it’s going to be the tits! As a female New Yorker I’m flabbergasted I was unaware that it’s perfectly legal for women to expose their tatas in New York City!  In February New York City police officers were given specific orders that topless women are not to be arrested.

This is no hoax, or booby trap to get someone arrested. J It seems Holly Van Voast a Bronx Photographer and Performance Artist is behind this topless movement. Van Voast has been known to reveal her tig ol’ bitties in many different areas of NYC including: the A train, and the Oyster Bar in Grand Central, both times ending in her arrest.  Clearly things have changed since then. 

According to the NY times Van Voast filed a federal lawsuit recently that clearly states: “that bare-breasted women should not be cited for public lewdness, indecent exposure or any other section of the penal law.” There you have it ladies, feel free to bare your boobs in NYC! I can understand how you’d want to let it all hang out in the hot humid city summers but not when there’s a nip in the air.

Femdom Fetish Phonesex

By Submissive Trainer Sarah

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Lots of men have secret submissive fantasies that they either don’t know how to act upon or are afraid to live out. There are actually several good reasons for a man not to jump in over his head when it comes to submitting to a Domme. That’s one reason I offer Femdom Fetish Phonesex via the Niteflirt billing platform. It’s a great way to explore your submissive side while still maintaining a safe “distance,” so to speak.

That’s why “Distance Domination” is such a good term for Femdom Fetish Phonesex. It can mean both domination from afar, via phone, and submission that is safely removed from the parts of your life that you don’t want it to extend to.

Femdom Fetish Phonesex is really an excellent way to explore your fantasies safely and discreetly. It allows you to talk about things you might not be able to talk about to your real-life friends, and it gives you the opportunity to experiment with fetishes that you aren’t quite sure about. It’s a lot less awkward to try these things out for the first time over the phone than face-to-face.

Finally, a lot of people find it easier to confess things about themselves to other people when they don’t have to look directly at them or feel eyes on them. So in that way, Femdom Fetish Phonesex offers some anonymity that many men find liberating.

There are a variety of submissive fantasies that I talk and train men on. Some of those fetishes are: Cock Control and Orgasm Control Phone Sex sessions where I give masturbation instructions and decide when/how/if the caller is going to orgasm. There is Cuckold Phonesex also, where a caller may get to hear how I enjoy having a cuckold servant to perform fluffing, primping, and possibly clean up duty. I also enjoy speaking with Sissy Girls, or Panty Boys who confess to me where they steal their panties from. We can even take our phone sex sessions to the point where I train them on how to be better girls in regards to grooming, dressing, demeanor, even cock sucking lessons.

One of the best things about exploring your submissive side with a Fetish Femdom, is that you are able to be more passive, while your Mistress directs the conversation and what she would like for you to do. It does help when you share what fetishes, or fantasies you are curious about, and she can take things from there. I look forward to having a Femdom Fetish Phonesex session with you soon!

Submissive Trainer Sarah

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NEWS: A Blowjob A Day Will Keep The Gag Reflex Away!

Ok, I’ve heard it all now! Dr. J. Peter Zeggara, a Sacramento based doctor had an interesting mouthful of suggestions for an unnamed female patient.

This anonymous patient was discussing her angst with Dr. Zeggara about getting an upper gastrointestinal endoscopy, her fears stemming from a ‘very reactive gag reflex.’ Dr Zeggara eased her nerves about the procedure by telling her (in front of her husband); “She should be practicing twice a week on her husband by giving him (oral sex) to address her gagging reflex.” I’m sure after the appointment the husband gave the doc a happy high five!

For anyone unfamiliar with a gastrointestinal endoscopy, the procedure calls for the tip of an endoscope to be inserted into your mouth and moved down through your esophagus and stomach, you get the idea! So even if you’re not an avid deep throater this has to be uncomfortable. As you may have guessed a medical doctor proposing fellatio to a patient might be considered inappropriate.

According to Cassandra Hockenson, with the California Medical Board, Zegarra was really out of line:

“This constituted unprofessional conduct, and so this is a message that this probably wasn’t appropriate. A more appropriate response should have come with regards to dealing with her gag reflex issues.”

Do you think Dr. Zeggara overstepped his boundaries with his honky tonk remedies?

NEWS: Does Your Phone Plan Include Unlimited Sexting?

Don’t let us ladies fool ya, we aren’t has demure as you think! J Harlequin, the sensual romance novel publisher conducted a survey with women that revealed 43% of women engage in dirty talk over text.  Scandalous, but not shocking.

Within that 43% an astonishing two-thirds stated they would only send risqué texts while in an exclusive relationship, and 35% said they just need a few dates before they’re ready to pony up and move from text to sext! From personal experience I’d usually only get filthy with a serious partner but there is always an exception to the rule, trust and respect between two people will allow for some cock shots and boobie pics fo sho!

Let’s be honest getting caught sending a nudie isn’t the end of the world, every other week a celebrity is caught tweeting or taking a buck naked selfie and their stardom is usually taken to another height because of it.  I’m not encouraging sexting but use your head (the one on your shoulders), and have genuine trust in the receiving end.

 

 

Happy Friday!

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NEWS: Would You Sign On The Dotted Line For Lover?

How amazing is it to enter a relationship and have constant mind blowing sex, everywhere, and still crave more!? This is usually the case for the beginning of courtships, and it fucking rocks!

Unfortunately after a few months some couples experience a fuck rut, a period of time when one or both partners is less than amped to mess up the sheets, for whatever idiotic reason.  It’s an awkward phase to say the least and I’m sure the majority of couples have experienced it.  This is where a sex contract should come into play! Evidently sex contracts are all the rage according to The Daily Mail:

“Attorneys say that more and more married and unmarried couples are signing relationship contracts that detail how often they will have sex.

The so-called ‘lifestyle clauses’ can include how often the couple is intimate, how they spend their leisure time and spell out what defines cheating, among other things.”

I can understand how folks would think this is the most unromantic route to take but I actually believe being legally bound to slob the knob once a week or muff dive on Mondays would motivate spouses and lovers, and be a reminder that being pleased is important!

I think Dave Chapelle was on to something : https://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/jwmvxd/chappelle-s-show-love-contract

NEWS: No Funny Business On Linkedin!

These days Linkedin is just as popular as facebook and twitter. Linkedin allows peeps to market themselves, and connect with potential business acquaintances. It seems everyone has an account: consultants, the unemployed, the employed, stay at home moms, aspiring actors, etc. However, Linkedin does prohibit prostitutes from using their services. Hmm…I think that hookers would help the network, they’d definitely all have 500+ connections!

The network recently declared a new privacy policy and user agreement that prevents members from creating “profiles or providing content from promoting escort services or prostitution.” Brothel owner Dennis Hof has a bone to pick with Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman, he feels the new rule is unjust and lacks distinction.

Dennis Hof owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Mound House, Nevada where prostitution is legal. Sounds like a lovely establishment. Hof spoke to the Huffington Post and says he finds the policy pretty hypocritical considering it doesn’t effect porn stars, and according to Hof, a high percentage of them do escorting for extra moolah on the side. Hof goes on to state, “The FBI says anyone who takes money for sex is a prostitute.”

Hof has full intentions of grabbing the attention of Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman with his frustrations towards the policy change. “Weiner is a funny name for a guy trying to stop sex,” Hof added. Well played, Hof!

NEWS: Condoms Uniquely Designed For The Booty!

Origami Condoms had the brilliant idea of creating a condom specifically for anal sex, the new product is called RAI (Receptive Anal Intercourse).   Origami Condoms state they are the first to develop a back door lover’s rubber.

It is worn internally by the receiving male/female partner, the penetrating partner does not need to wear a condom, so you can achieve the closest thing to riding bare back. Origami’s intentions are to provide both sexual partners with an optimal experiencing by enhancing safety and satisfaction. Sounds like a win-win for all! The condom has yet to be approved by the FDA but Oragami has high hopes for a 2015 release.  For more details read here.