Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.
“If the goal is met, the Babadong will go into production, so you will all rest assured that your Babadongs are getting Babadone,” the artist said. The BabaDong is 7.5 inches from base to tip and has a girth of 5 ¾ inches around its thickest part. People on Twitter are loving the BabaDong Dildo: as one person said, “I’m not sure I wanted to be around to see this but here we are. Living on a planet with a 7.5 inch dildo called the BabaDong.” We had the same reaction.
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For the third year in a row, Portland’s Strip Club Haunted House is celebrating Halloween in style. It started as an X-rated one-off and has become an annual event courtesy of adult entertainment mogul DJ Dick Hennessy. The theme for this year doesn’t disappoint: Dick Hefner’s Haunted Strip Club Mansion.
“The theme is that I’m Dick Hefner, and I suffer a heart attack and die unexpectedly during an intercourse session with a young lady,” says Hennessy. “So they decide to do a seance with a ouija board, inadvertently opening a portal to Hell, where demons and things from Hell overrun the mansion and take over.” The haunted house has a bar, a library, and yes, a grotto, all with different situations in each room of the “mansion.” What everyone wants on Halloween: sex and scares!
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Mom and Dad before their Halloween party. He’s a dill pickle. She’s a female deer. Together they’re a “dill-doe.” And also my heroes. pic.twitter.com/4BMqGU5eNu
You might think that so-called “parent humor” is similar to how “mom jeans” look: stiff, outdated and overly conservative. But a photo a 22-year-old posted of her parents getting ready to party for Halloween proved the stereotype wrong. And that parents can still get raunchy for Halloween!
The photo shows the dad as a dill pickle and the mom as a female deer. While at first this might seem innocent, there’s something “punny” about their costumes. “He’s a dill pickle. She’s a female deer. Together they’re a ‘dill-doe.’ And also my heroes,” the 22-year-old boasted to Buzzfeed. These clever, naughty parents are also our heroes—and the winners of Halloween!
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Threesomes: super hot! But sometimes a sexy fling can turn into a freakish nightmare. Here are 6 threesome horror stories that will terrify you this Halloween!
The unexpected facial
What happens when you have a threesome with two buddies who insist you ride one while blowing the other? This: “He pushed my head really hard into him, right as he was about to cum, which made me choke and pull away. This made all of his cum spray right onto his buddy’s face, and a bit got into his mouth. I will always wonder if their friendship survived that sperm facial.”
When Aunt Flow interrupts a threesome
“The other girl was sitting on my face, and she was really wet, so I was excited, but all of a sudden the guy was like, ‘Um, what’s on your chest?’ She apparently just started her period and her blood was all over me.” Thanks a lot, Aunt Flow!
When bondage goes wrong
Here, one member of a threesome was the literal odd man out after getting chained to the bed post: “Eventually the sex sort of migrated from one end of the bed to the other, and I couldn’t reach either of them. I was like, ‘Uh… guys?’ But they were too busy to notice. I ended up sitting on the edge of the bed and awkwardly watched my two friends have sex, just out of my reach.”
The threesome virgin
Sometimes getting it on with a threesome virgin can have disastrous consequences: “He was having sex with her from behind while she went down on me. He thrusted very hard and she accidentally CHOMPED down on my clit.” Ouch!
Out of this world with Star Trek sex
“Both guys were in full Spock cosplay when I showed up. Still had sex.” Threesome: the final frontier!
Bad baby
“A friend of a friend had a threesome with her husband and another guy, and she got pregnant with the other guy’s baby.” Oops!
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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?
Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…
Shocker Costume
Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?
Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…
Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?
Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!
The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.
Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!
Hung Like a Horse
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!
Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!
She was beautiful and hungry. Her seductive eyes scanned the room for her next unsuspecting victim. Lately her appetites had been sated with drifters and people no one would miss. Tonight, however she wanted a blue blood. She had bored of her usual prey. She wanted a trophy piece, someone who would challenge her ability to seduce and corrupt. She knew full well her power, for she was not a young vampire, nor was she very old. However, her insatiable desire for power and control over her victims drove her to masterfully perfect her skills of seduction. Her motivation to control and conquer made her an extremely powerful vampire. One look into her midnight blue eyes would render her victim helpless, capturing them in the snare of her hypnotic gaze. Her eyes possessed the ability to lock onto her target with deadly precision. Her powerful eyes changing at will, from innocent blue to dark spirals. The depth of her eyes could plunge her victim so deeply he would fall helpless, as though drowning in an infinite dark sea, thereby sealing his fate. Continue reading “Hungry”
Halloween…a time when people pull pranks, have dirty, raunchy sex, and dress up as something they’re not. I have always found people dress up as something they aren’t even if it isn’t halloween…but that’s for another day 😉
Let me tell you about a dirty, hot, wet, sexy halloween I had last year..It started by me dressing up as a bad, slutty school girl (what other kind would I go as??) and going up to a party in someone’s basement. Yes, another one of “those” parties where everyone’s doing jello shots and dressed up in ridiculous costumes and there’s too many drunk men and not enough drunk women..am I right or am I right? I was invited by a few friends of mine and met them at the door, went downstairs, got a drink, smoked a few cigs, talked about how life was going..same old boring shit… Continue reading “After the party”
Since Halloween is right around the corner, how about a trip through Mistress Lillith’s House of Horrors?
Take a seat my little subby pet…This will be a ride you won’t soon forget.
As you enter the asylum, walking quietly, walking slow. You look to the room on the right—with a shimmering glow.
You enter the room and to your surprise you are bound and shackled, and whipped until you cry.
The bull whip makes a loud smack, grazing the skin next to your crack. You are whipped more times that you can count…left on the floor, ass in the air…ready to mount.
As the room starts to spin you realize it’s a new, and this next room has rubber cocks, the sizes may surprise even you.
Your ass is still stinging from the flogging just prior…and the size of these cocks are something you admire. Is it some strap on fun that you truly desire?
You know your little dick is two inches, too small—so bend over baby and prepare to take it all.
Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners,
Witches and Bitches, Tramps and Vamps,
Masked Men of Mystery,
Role-Playful Women through History,
Belladonnas and Erotic Personas…
As Nights Grow Long from the Witches’ Hex,
Let Us Enter the Realm of Scary Sex.
There, There, Darling, Don’t Be Afraid:
T’is the Season of Masquerade! Continue reading “Your Inner Witch”
Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.
