Pornhub Picks Up HBO’s Adult Programming

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Your late-night HBO favs just found a new home on porn mega-site Pornhub. HBO recently announced that it will no longer offer its infamous adult content, like documentary series Real Sex, Taxicab Confessions, and Cathouse. Pornhub wants to stream these classics, as well as reboot a few of HBO’s late-night adult programming.

Both HBO Go and HBO pulled the “After Dark” titles, saying, “There hasn’t been a strong demand for this kind of adult programming, perhaps because it’s easily available elsewhere.” Obviously, it means Pornhub, who responded with, “It’s a shame to see HBO rid itself of its late-night adult programming, and we consider classic shows such as Taxicab Confessions and Real Sex, among others, to be vestiges of a bygone era.” The adult streaming site added, “At the end of the day we’re all about penetrating new markets, and we’re excited to insert ourselves into this discussion and hopefully provide more compelling original content for our fans.”

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Check out more about Pornhub streaming HBO’s classic late-night series: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/pornhub-hbo-porn/

Porn Stars Play ‘Never Have I Ever’

readingIf you’ve ever wondered what porn stars haven’t done, this is your chance to find out. A new BuzzFeed video asks porn stars to play a naughty little game of “never have I ever” (watch below). To the question “never have I ever faked an orgasm,” not surprisingly, every one of the six adult performers said “I have.”

When asked “never have I ever gotten off to scenes I’m in,” almost all of them said “I have”: one confessed, “Definitely! All the time!” Tori Black even admitted that she often “needs to masturbate” when editing her scenes. Almost everyone admitted “I have” to the question “never have I ever lied about my job,” with one male adult performer saying he actually makes furniture on the side, so he just says “I work in wood. Technically, it’s not a lie.”

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Check out more about porn stars playing “never have I ever”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/watch/video/41399

India Finally Legalizes Gay Sex

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India scrapped a colonial-era ban on gay sex in a new landmark Supreme Court ruling. Gay sex is considered taboo by many in socially conservative India, and had previously been punishable by up to 10 years in jail. But a five-judge bench in India’s Supreme Court was unanimous in overturning the ban recently.

The bigoted law held that sex between members of the same sex was “against the order of nature.” Five petitioners challenged the law on the grounds that it was discriminatory since it unfairly prosecutes consenting adults. “Any consensual sexual relationship between two consenting adults – homosexuals, heterosexuals or lesbians – cannot be said to be unconstitutional,” said the Chief Justice of India as he read out the judgement to cheering citizens. Congrats, India: at last, love wins!

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Check out more about India legalizing gay sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6137779/Indias-court-legalises-gay-sex-landmark-ruling.html

‘Hurt Me’ Sex Memes Are Hilariously Painful

feet-1095408_1280The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts—pain from too much laughter, that is. Kinksters who like to inflict pain during BDSM sessions will get a real kick out of the new “hurt me” meme. It turns out there’s a lot of different ways to “hurt” someone…

  1. Me during sex: hurt me
    Them: we are in august and you haven’t done anything right with your life in the whole year
    Me: what
    Them: what about all of that new year resolutions you were about to do this year??? Where are they??
    Me: stop
  2. Me: I want you to hurt me 😉
    Them: My Chemical Romance broke up
    Me: Wait-
    Them: 5 years ago
    Me: STOP!
  3. [during sex] me: hurt me
    her: sir this is a McDonald’s
    me: McHurt me
  4. Me: I want you to hurt me
    Her: You’ll never get to save the quarian ark
    Me: Wait
    Her: And it’s going to be years before there’s another Mass Effect or Dragon Age
    Me: Stop!

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Check out more “hurt me” memes: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/hurt-me-sex-memes/

There’s Now A Minimalist Sex Toy Brand

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If Marie Kondo ever made a line of sex products, it would probably look a lot like this new lifestyle brand. Maude has minimalist vibrators, condoms, and organic lubricants for your aesthetic and erotic pleasure. The gender neutral brand wants to make sex products accessible, inclusive, and most importantly, really beautiful on your nightstand.

Maude was founded by two women (who formally worked at Everlane) who describe it as a “modern sex essentials company.” The creators say, “Our take is that sex is human and is an everyday (and can be every day) experience, so we created this company to simplify sex and to encourage a happy and healthy sex life for all people.” Best of all, the products are designed to blend perfectly with your minimalist style, allowing you to live your (sex) life out loud.

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Check out more about the new line of minimalist sex toys: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gyanyankovich/minimalist-gender-neutral-sex-toy-maude

Pornhub Gets Into The Awards-Show Game

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Now you can enjoy Pornhub out of cyberspace, with tens of millions of users giving it a hand (no pun intended). The porn mega-site will be hosting its very own awards show IRL. The New York Post reports, “The move will have Pornhub going head to head against adult entertainment awards stalwarts like the XBIZ Awards and the 35-year-old Adult Video News Awards, aka porn’s Oscars.”

Pornhub will be unlike all other porn awards, however, since it will rely on data it collects from its site to choose the winners. This is a major shift from porn awards like the AVNs, which use a committee of porn stars and professionals to determine the year’s best adult entertainment. The first-ever Pornhub Awards will be hosted by none other than porn superstar Asa Akira, and will also be available to watch via livestream or to “attend” in virtual reality through social VR world, Oasis.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s new awards-show: https://nypost.com/2018/08/07/pornhub-adds-awards-show-to-plans-for-world-domination/

Dr. Pepper Makes A Gay Sex Ad

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A Swedish ad for Dr. Pepper has been getting a lot of internet attention from the LGBTQ community for its, ahem, cheekiness. A tweet with what appears to be a queer-aimed ad for the iconic soda uses gay sex to catch consumers’ attention. In the ad, the top and bottom of a Dr. Pepper can are labeled as “top” and “bottom”—with the full front of the can labeled “vers,” which is gay slang for “versatile,” aka either a “top” or “bottom” during sex.

The ad concludes: “A queer drink for diverse drinkers.” Obviously, Twitter users were quick to respond: “I like the idea that being top/bottom/vers constitutes diversity. Where is the drink for the frot/vore-only queens,” said one user. Some find the ad hilarious, while others have called it out for awkwardly trying to advertise to the queer demographic. Cheers, tops and bottomshttps://www.niteflirt.com/!

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Check out more about Dr. Pepper’s gay sex ad: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/dr-pepper-is-vers/

Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

17052634_81459f773e_z (1)Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to trick gun advocate Dan Roberts to “go for the groin” if ever faced with a terrorist attack. To demonstrate the tactic, he used a strap-on dildo, which he instructed Roberts to chomp down on. Hard.

In the now infamous video, Cohen stands above Roberts, with the huge prosthetic dick wagging around near Robert’s face. When Cohen yells “attack!”, Roberts, on his knees, lunges for the strap-on, taking it in his mouth with zeal. He then says—with a huge dick in his mouth—“my mouth is big enough for two of these!”

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Check out more about a pro-gun advocate taking a strap-on in his mouth: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tricked-with-a-sex-toy_us_5b71ba93e4b0c3710f82f0d3

Jack in the Box Has a Raunchy New Ad

sexyemojisJack in the Box is no stranger to racy ads—but its latest one tops itself in raunchiness. The fast food chain’s new commercial for its teriyaki bowls is so laden with sexual innuendoes, it remains “unlisted” on YouTube. The commercial begins with the chain’s mascot, Jack, explaining, “While other burger places serve the same old stuff, I’m the one with the bowls to serve something different.”

His staffers then begin complimenting his bowls, and Jack remarks that one of his co-workers, Dan, also has “some pretty nice bowls.” One female employee says, “Those are some nice bowls,” while another woman says, “Everyone’s going to want to get their hands on Jack’s bowls.” You get the idea. Jack in the Box sure loves to serve up a side of sex with their burgers!

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Check out more about Jack in the Box’s new raunchy ad: https://www.eater.com/pop-culture/2018/8/8/17663850/jack-in-the-box-offensive-bowl-commercial

Man Arrested After Naked Yoga Session At The Gym

Langers & MashEveryone knows the best yoga is naked yoga. But apparently not everyone knows that you can be arrested for it in public. A 34-year-old man recently found out the hard way, after he stripped down at Planet Fitness and began exercising in the nude.

“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” the New Hampshire police captain said. After police found him in a nude “yoga-type position,” he was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct. “The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” said the police captain.

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Check out more about a man getting arrested after exercising naked at the gym: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/07/25/man-arrested-naked-yoga-session-planet-fitness-thought-judgment-free-zone/