Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Mock Report On ‘Kinky’ Sex Life

pumpkinComedians Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell found a lot to laugh about after a gossip magazine detailed their kinky sex life. The couple was especially tickled by the “reporter” claiming they engaged in kinky sex in an effort to save their marriage. Shepard posted a screenshot of an email from a reporter that read, “Star is working on a story in which a source says that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have discussed having a threesome and toyed with other kinky things, like S&M and role playing. Sources say that Kristen believes this is insurance against marital meltdown.”

Shepard captioned the screencap with “The only offensive thing about this bulls—t story is that @kristenanniebell isn’t doing all this kinkiness out of horniness, but rather a desperate attempt to save her marriage.” Bell joined in on the fun, commenting on Shepard’s post with “I’d love to comment, but it’s hard to talk with this ball gag in!” The story is also laughable because the couple is known for their oversharing—like the time Shepard shared that he masturbated in traffic on the way to a vasectomy followup appointment!

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Dolph Lundgren Had Wild Sex Parties With Grace Jones Before Starring In ‘Rocky’

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Rocky IV actor Dolph Lundgren took a kinky little trip down memory lane in a recent interview. Lundgren, who is reprising his character Ivan Drago next month in the new blockbuster Rocky movie Creed 2, reminisced about the wild threesomes—and sometimes fivesomes—he enjoyed while partying at notorious New York club Studio 54.

Before ’80s classic Rocky IV turned him into a superstar, Lundgren enjoyed sex orgies with megastar singer girlfriend Grace Jones and her supermodel pals including Janice Dickinson. Lundgren said: “Sometimes she would bring a girlfriend home and then I’d have to get up for work the next day and that kind of thing. I’d say at the most it was four or five girls, perhaps.” He added: “It’s great in theory, but when you have to get up and fight Sylvester Stallone in the morning, it’s not such a good thing.”

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Paul McCartney Details Beatles’ Group Masturbation, Orgies, And More In Interview

Image Source: Flickr.com/ | Member slushpupIt seems the Beatles had many a hard day’s night, according to Paul McCartney in his latest GQ interview. He told one story about how they got off with a little help from their friends. At John Lennon’s house in the pre-fame years, McCartney and Lennon, alongside three friends, masturbated together yelling out “Brigitte Bardot” for inspiration—until John shouted “Winston Churchill” and killed the mood.

He also admitted that money can in fact buy you love in Sin City: “’You’re going to Vegas, guys — you want a hooker?’ We were all, ‘Yeah!’ And I requested two. And I had them, and it was a wonderful experience.” It also turns out that John was the kinkiest of the bunch. McCartney told a story about John partaking in a cuckold fantasy: “I remember there was someone in a club that he’d met, and they’d gone back to the house because the wife fancied John, wanted to have sex with him, so that happened, and John discovered the husband was watching.” The Fab Four sure knew how to have fun!

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Stormy Daniels Gets Candid About Sex With Trump In New Tell-All

mushroompenisIf you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to fuck Donald Trump, you can find out in Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all. The porn star spares no detail in her forthcoming book Full Disclosure, in which she writes candidly about her alleged affair with Trump. Daniels says it “may have been the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.

The NY Post reports, “In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is ‘smaller than average,’ but ‘not freakishly small.’” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She also describes how she laid there, annoyed, “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” We have only one thing to say about Trump in the bedroom: you’re fired!

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InfoWars Alex Jones Caught With Trans Porn On His Phone

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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been caught red-handed with trans porn, despite his transphobic broadcasts. The host behind InfoWars was hocking his “personal wellness” products on live TV, when he clicked on an open tab on his phone that revealed a page called “Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi…” The term “tbabe” is used in transgender porn, and the star that appears on Jones’ phone is believed to be Marissa Minx who is described as “Australia’s #1 Trans Companion/XXXAdult Model.”

While Jones hasn’t commented on the X-rated content on his phone, Minx said, “I think it’s great he’s watching my work. I had heard of InfoWars before… Hi Alex Jones! Happy to give you a free membership to my site, or maybe you could have me on your show for a discussion?” Jones has been kicked off YouTube, Facebook and Spotify for his anti-transgender and homophobic rants, and he also once compared drag queens to pedophiles. For a guy who claims “trannies” are going to hell, he sure has some ‘splaining to do…

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Kayne West Reveals His Porn Preferences On Jimmy Kimmel

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Kayne West is as forthright with his porn choices as he is with most other things in his life. Host Jimmy Kimmel asked West if he has a different perspective on women these days as a family man, to which the rapper replied: “Nah, I still look at Pornhub.” When Kimmel asked if he has a favorite porn genre, West was again characteristically forthcoming.

Black is my favorite category,” he said, adding, “[I watch] a lot of black on white, obviously. [It mirrors] my own reality.” Unfortunately, Yeezy didn’t say whether his wife Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape is in his rotation. But if he ever wants to make his own adult film with Kardashian, the couple reportedly stands to take home a cool $25 million from Vivid Entertainment.

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Pornhub Thanks Kanye West With Lifetime Free Membership

sexyxmaswomanIt’s always nice to know you’re appreciated—especially when gratitude comes in the form of a lifetime of free porn. Outspoken rapper Kayne West recently expressed his love of Pornhub when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel. West admitted that “Blacked” was his favorite category—and of course, Pornhub was listening loud and clear.

The adult entertainment site relayed its appreciation to Kanye for his loyalty over the years, tweeting: “A gift in the form of a free lifetime premium membership. Here’s to you, Ye.” But that’s not all—the CEO of the XXX studio Blacked also expressed his gratitude for the shout out with a similar lifetime porn offer. Obviously, West happily accepted both porn sites’ generous offers.

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Sheriff Joe Tricked Into Saying He’d Let Trump Give Him A Blowjob

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zSacha Baron Cohen has hoodwinked another conservative celebrity into saying something completely inappropriate. This time, it’s “America’s toughest sheriff” Joe Arpaio saying he would let Trump give him a blowjob. Cohen, playing the part of a Finnish YouTube star, asked: “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob,’ would you say yes?”

“I may have to say yes,” Arpaio said. Trump pardoned the former Arizona sheriff after he was convicted of criminal contempt for ignoring a court order to stop detaining people based on race. Later in the interview, Cohen asked Arpaio if he knew Trump had had a “golden shower.” Arpaio admitted he became suspicious when the interview questions turned to sex: “I started to get a little angry, a little sad, but I went through it,” he told the Arizona Republic.

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This Is What a Dominatrix Would Do To Harvey Weinstein

body-1095226_640Harvey Weinstein needs to be taught a lesson, according to Mistress Venus. The New York dominatrix feels she’s just the person for the job. She described how she’d use BDSM roleplay to get Weinstein to learn about consent—the hard way. “The first thing I would do with Harvey is make him identify that he is a piece of shit,” she told the NY Post.

“I would love to have him kiss my feet,” she went on. “Then I would have him strip naked. I would love to watch him sweep my floor.” After breaking him down mentally, Venus would ask him about his “deepest, darkest fantasies”—but would work with him “to explore those fantasies in a consensual way.”

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Kayne Maybe Sampled Kim’s Sex Tape On Teyana Taylor Album

kimKayne’s no stranger to controversy—or boasting about his sex symbol wife—so it comes as no surprise that many are speculating the rapper/producer sampled Kim Kardashian’s sex tape on Teyana Taylor’s new album. Taylor’s album was delayed due to “clearance issues,” and by the time it dropped the album was shrouded by rumors that West, the executive producer, used his wife’s sex tape on the fourth track, “Hurry.” One Redditor said, “So ‘Hurry’ definitely has a sample from Kim K’s tape. What a fucking move Kanye.”

Daily Dot reports, “One user described the moaning on the Taylor ‘spot on’ to Kardashian’s in her infamous sex tape with Ray J. Another pointed to the 4:40 timestamp on the Pornhub video to try and prove the sample’s origins.” On Kayne’s song “Clique,” he raps “My girl a superstar all from a home movie.” A representative of Kayne’s record label quickly squashed the rumor saying, “No, it’s not Kim” —but Redditors are still confident they’d recognize those infamous moans anywhere.

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