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Pornhub Just Dropped A Newly Redesigned Line Of Sex Toys

Pornhub is launching a new and fully redesigned line of sex toys, and promoting the line with its “Not My Job” campaign. The porn megasite made a video to promote the sex toys where household objects—an electric toothbrush, socks, a shower head—sing about how they’re not meant to be sex toys. At the end of the video, which parodies the song “The Bad Touch,” the poor cucumbers and bike seat are “saved” by Pornhub’s new sex toy line.

Customers can try to guess one of 250 “household objects you shouldn’t use for sex” on the campaign site for the chance to get a 30 percent discount. Pornhub added new toys to their line, including their version of the Hitachi wand, an anal training kit, and an adjustable cock ring. The new toys are USB rechargeable and waterproof, with “powerful yet quiet” motors.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s new line of sex toys: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-toys-not-my-job-campaign/

Sex Club Hosting Safe Halloween Orgy Amidst COVID-19

One of the most notorious sex clubs is back for Halloween with a bang (literally). Snctm—which has reportedly hosted Gywneth Paltrow and Bill Maher at its orgies in the past—has been (probably not-all-that) quietly hosting small events, and it’s planning another bacchanal for Halloween. “Thus far, they’ve held two events since returning from hiatus, all with COVID rapid testing of every person who enters the premises,” said an insider.

They’re using temperature checks, Quidel’s Sofia swab tests, which Snctm says have a “reported sensitivity greater than 97 percent,” and are limiting sex parties to thirty participants. Invitations to the Black Death-themed Halloween party (of course that’s the theme) say the normal “armed security will be augmented at the door by a board-certified physician and his team performing SARS-CoV-2 rapid testing.” Asked if people were still having sex at the parties in spite of the pandemic, a spokesperson said, “I would say thus far the behavior of our guests within the parties has indicated a great pent-up demand for our events, and an appreciation of the precautions we have undertaken.”

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Check out more about a COVID-safe Halloween orgy: https://pagesix.com/2020/10/12/upscale-sex-club-snctm-plots-black-death-themed-halloween-party/

Priest Films Himself Having Sex With Dominatrixes At Church

A Catholic priest is going to have to say a lot of Hail Mary’s after his naughty infraction. The Louisiana priest was arrested for allegedly recording himself having sex with two dominatrixes on the altar of his church. He was caught in the act by a passerby who noticed the lights in the church were on after hours. 

That’s when the witness looked inside and saw the priest allegedly having kinky sex with the women. The witness said the dominatrixes were dressed in corsets were wearing high-heeled boots, and that stage lighting, sex toys, and a cellphone on a tripod were also on the stage. Both women reportedly told officers who arrived to the scene that they were filming ‘roleplay’ with the priest.

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Check out more about a priest filming himself having sex with two dominatrixes at church: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8822031/Louisiana-priest-37-arrested-having-threesome-dominatrices-church-altar.html

The Apple Watch Tracks Calories Burned During Sex

While it might seem counter-intuitive, you should consider slipping on your Apple Watch before slipping into bed. Apple’s smartwatch is highly sensitive to users’ physical activity—which definitely includes sexual activity. It turns out Apple’s popular wearable tracks calories burned during sexual activity, including masturbation.

But be warned: it may place customers in embarrassing or violating scenarios, too. Last year, one Apple Watch user on Reddit claimed he accidentally revealed his masturbation schedule to his whole family after comparing and contrasting heart rate patterns. That same year, another Watch owner said he regularly forgets to take off his Apple Watch while masturbating, which can alert his wife to when he completes his Activity goals for the day!

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Check out more about the Apple Watch tracking users’ calories burned during sex: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/apple-watch-privacy-activity-sex/

Love Island Contestant Fired For Being A Gay Porn Star

Love Island star Noah Purvis has been fired after it was discovered that he’s actually a gay porn star. Fans noticed a striking similarity between Noah and a porn performer named “Ethan,” and shortly after, he was fired from the show. “It has been brought to our attention that cast member Noah Purvis provided false information on his application to LOVE ISLAND, which violates his contestant agreement. He has been removed from the show,” said CBS in a statement.

Many were outraged by the decision, with one user tweeting at the TV network: “You’re such a hypocrite. You’ve fired him for gay porn past but allow people on island to have sex? Homophobia at finest!” Another wrote, “If the show kicked Noah out because of his porn past then Imma be p***ed. Even though I don’t know him and don’t really care about him. Sex work is still work.” Way to be a hypocrite, CBS.

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Check out more about a Love Island contestant getting kicked off the show for being in porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8761897/Love-Island-USA-star-Noah-Purvis-FIRED-CBS-fans-accuse-gay-porn-star.html

There’s A New Show About Horny Nuns’ Sexual Fantasies

BBC is bringing us the horny TV show we all need right now. The new gothic drama is about nuns’ erotic fantasies and sexual repression. “Black Narcissus” is a love story which explores the sexual fantasies of Anglican nuns living in the Himalayas.

The three-part adaption of the 1939 classic novel follows the nuns to Nepal, where they hope to set up a new order in a remote mountain palace of Mopu—rumored to be “a wild place.” There, the head nun feels, err, drawn to the land agent, while some of the other nuns begin to fantasize about all the sexy shenanigans (read: orgies) that once took place at the palace. The drama also boasts a pretty all-star cast with Gemma Arterton (the upcoming The King’s Man) in the lead role as Sister Clodagh, flanked by Alessandro Nivola (American Hustle) as Mr Dean, and the late Diana Rigg (Game of Thrones) as Mother Dorothea.

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Check out more about a horny new show about nuns’ sexual fantasies: https://mashable.com/video/black-narcissus-diana-rigg/

There’s Now A Porn Parody Game

If you liked Netflix’s Narcos, you’ll love NarcosXXX. Narcos doesn’t shy away from the action, so it’s no surprise it’s finally made its way into the XXX world. Hardcore gamers make their way through a prison filled with armed guards trying to find their lover being held in a cell across the grounds.

You actually have to work for the XXX in the game—and who doesn’t love a good challenge? Once you win and find your lover, you’ve both been in jail for a considerable amount of time—and your lover knows what she wants and how she wants it. In order to please her, you have to move your mouse back and forth to try to hit the right spot on her “pleasure meter,” which is just as hot and graphic as you’d expect.

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Check out more about the porn parody game NarcosXXX: https://www.dailydot.com/nsfw/reviews/narcos-xxx/

UK Government Shocks Citizens With Indoor Sex Ban

If you thought the UK government learned their lesson the first time they tried a sex ban during the pandemic, you’d be bloody wrong. Britons have mocked the latest “sex ban” after ministers insisted couples in coronavirus hotspots who do not live together must stick to social distancing rules if they meet up outside even if they are in long term relationships. One social media user tweeted a video of a BBC reporter in Greenwich Park with the caption: “Boris Johnson announces that sex is banned indoors in London, we go live to Carol Kirkwood in Greenwich Park.”

Another tweeted “Bozo has a back-up plan” and showed a picture of a man driving a car. As social media users ridiculed the government’s policy, Twitter was plastered with images mocking the change. One posted a picture of a man in snow and said: “The UK Government in March ’21 trying to figure out why a ban on indoor sex led to a spike in winter deaths.”

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Check out more about the UK government creating an indoor sex ban: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8849967/Brits-joke-theyll-dodge-Boris-Johnsons-sex-ban-going-DOGGING.html

Argentinian MP Kissed His Mistress’ Nipples During An Online Parliament Session

An Argentinian MP has resigned his seat after being suspended for kissing his girlfriend’s bare breasts during an online parliamentary session. The married MP shocked fellow lawmakers by letting a pretty blonde sit on his knee and appear to fondle him before bending down and kissing her right nipple after pulling down her black top. Moments after the sex scene was played out on a large screen, the parliament unanimously voted in favor of the naughty MP’s suspension

The man initially tried to play down the incident with a bizarre explanation linking his behavior to the woman’s recent boob job after his suspension. He explained in a radio incident: “Ten days ago she had breast enlargement and I asked her about her silicone implants. I asked her if I could give her a kiss and I kissed her on the boobs. That was it.” The MP later resigned his position after it was clear he was going to be fired.

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Check out more about an Argentinian MP kissing his mistress’ nipples during a parliament session: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8771979/Argentinian-MP-resigns-kissing-mistresss-breasts-online-parliamentary-session.html

Sexy Mail-In Ballot Is The Weirdly Hot Halloween Costume Of 2020

Yandy, one of the best purveyors of sexy Halloween costumes, continues to bring it with this year’s hot and hilarious selections. If last year’s controversial “Sexy Handmaid” costume was a miss, this year is definitely a hit with “Sexy Mail-In Ballot.” As a Washington Post reporter tweeted, even election security can be sexy.

The company also has a line of COVID-themed costumes, including “Sexy Hand Sanitizer” and “Sexy Quarantine Banana Bread.” Other culturally relevant costumes include a sexy TikTok ban (dubbed the “Sexy Banned App” to avoid copyright issues). Yandy once again proves that taking an otherwise innocuous costume idea and sexualizing it for Halloween is an art form.

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Check out more about Yandy’s sexy Halloween costumes: https://mashable.com/article/yandy-specific-sexy-halloween-costumes/