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Man With ‘Extra Large Penis’ Strips Down On New Show

A well-endowed man bared all on the new show “My Massive Cock.” “My big dick is a gift from God,” boasted the man, whose cock measures a whopping 10.5 inches while erect. While most on the series complain about their mammoth members, the man claims “my size has benefited my life.”

“Some men on the Channel 4 show cried about how it negatively affects their lives—but it has only brought me fame and fortune,” bragged the Dubliner, who reportedly earns £10,000 ($11,568) per week on OnlyFans. He makes “porn videos with men and women,” and claims his massive dick has allowed him to fuck over 1,000 women. “I was a young Catholic boy from Sheriff Street with nothing and now I am famous for my huge cock,” boasted the porn star, who hopes one day to free his willy on late night TV.

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Check out more about a man stripping down on the new show “My Massive Cock”: https://nypost.com/2022/10/27/man-calls-his-extra-large-penis-a-gift-has-slept-with-1000-women/

Priests And Nuns Watch Porn Too, Says Pope Francis

Even church leaders are horny little devils, according to Pope Francis. Priests and nuns watch pornography online just like everybody else, the pope told aspiring clerics of the Roman Catholic Church recently. “It is a vice that many people have, many laymen, many laywomen, and also priests and nuns. The Devil gets in that way,” Francis said.

“And I’m not just talking about criminal pornography, that is already degeneration. But pornography that is a little ‘normal.’ Dear brothers, be careful about this,” he warned seminarians at a meeting in Rome. “I’m going to spell it out,” he said, “The pure heart, the one that receives Jesus every day, cannot receive this pornographic information.” His stance on porn seems to go against his “tolerant” attitude towards sex, considering he said only recently: “Sins of the flesh are not the most serious.”

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Check out more about Pope Francis saying priests and nuns watch porn too: https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/priests-and-nuns-watch-porn-online-too-says-pope-francis/

Texas Couple Insist Their Home Is Haunted By Horny Ghosts Who Talk Dirty

It seems Casper the Horny Ghost is haunting a Texas couple’s house. They claim their house is haunted by erotic ghosts who like to talk dirty. The woman said she was taking a shower when she claims she saw—and heard—a dark figure on the other side of the curtain say to her: “Lookin’ good!”

She said the home, which was built in the 1840s, is rumored to be a former brothel—which is why she believes the spirits are so sexual. The couple has even had paranormal enthusiasts visit the home armed with electronic voice phenomenon equipment, claiming they also heard the horny houseguests. “‘Oh baby, oh baby, yeah,’” she claims one ghost said, while another moaned: “Yeah, I like it like that.”

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Check out more about horny ghosts haunting a couple’s Texas home: https://nypost.com/2022/10/18/texas-couple-insist-home-is-haunted-by-sexual-ghosts/

Woman Spends $11K To Look Like Boyfriend’s Sex Doll

One woman spent big bucks to be a doll-ppelgänger. A British woman says she has spent more than $11,000 on cosmetic procedures to look exactly like her boyfriend’s sex doll. She bought the sex doll because she couldn’t keep up with her boyfriend’s ravenous sex drive—but she soon caught feelings for the doll, and the trio is now even taking steps to become a proper “throuple.”

“I think she’s so pretty, and I want to look exactly like her,” she said, adding, “I’ve had multiple types of filler carried out to look more like her, as well as a nose job.” “We need to get her fitted for a bra, and after that, I’ll look into a boob job, but she’s massive,” she continued. “I’m willing to spend as much as it takes, and I think, in the end, I’ll feel better about myself and how I look.”

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Check out more about a woman paying thousands to look like her boyfriend’s sex doll: https://nypost.com/2022/10/21/i-spent-11k-to-look-exactly-like-my-boyfriends-sex-doll/

Cara Delevingne Takes A ‘Masturbation Seminar’

Cara Delevingne recently took a “master” class in masturbation. In her new docuseries “Planet Sex,” the actress and model talked about attending a “masturbation seminar” while filming the show. “I went into the masturbation seminar thinking it was going to be a classroom and I’d have a notepad, and instead it was a pink, leather gym mat on the floor, with six people going, ‘Well, take your underwear off. This is the lube,’” Delevingne said.

“I didn’t realize I was a prude. I think I’m a pretty hip, young, cool, down-with-anything kind of girl but I was like, ‘Sorry what? Sorry, no, absolutely not, I will not do that.’ But I kind of did everything I felt comfortable doing,” she continued. The doc features her exploring “questions about sexuality” in each episode, viewing different cultures and communities, and sharing her own experiences with viewers. The series official description reads: “Uniquely unfiltered and authentic, there’s no limit on how far Cara’s willing to go to explore what makes us all human.”

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Check out more about Cara Delevingne taking a masturbation seminar: https://nypost.com/2022/10/18/cara-delevingne-planet-sex-made-her-realize-she-was-a-prude/

Meghan Markle Did Oral Sex Scene On ‘90210’

The former Duchess of Sussex is making headlines again for another “bimbo” gig. Two years after Meghan Markle claims she left her “Deal or No Deal” gig because she didn’t want to be objectified, she made a cameo in “Beverly Hills, 90210,” performing oral sex in a car. In her stint on the “Beverly Hills, 90210” reboot, Markle appears to give a man head inside his car.

Markle was reportedly “hesitant” to reenact the oral sex scene for the “90210” role, but despite wanting a career that didn’t objectify women years earlier, she booked the gig anyway. In her most recent podcast episode, “Breaking down the Bimbo” on “Archetypes” she discussed why she decided to leave “Deal or No Deal,” saying she didn’t like being objectified and treated like a bimbo. Markle’s alleged experience is causing an uproar—but maybe this “bimbo” treatment she refers to comes from her not receiving enough on-air time on the game show.

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Check out more about Meghan Markle performing oral sex in a car on “90210”: https://nypost.com/2022/10/20/meghan-markle-did-oral-sex-scene-on-90210-after-leaving-deal-or-no-deal/

Paul Newman And Joanne Woodward Had A ‘Fuck Hut’

Sex symbol Paul Newman really liked to have sex with his wife Joanne Woodward. The admission comes from the actor’s forthcoming posthumous memoir, “The Extraordinary Life of an Ordinary Man” (Knopf, Oct. 18). Newman delved into being a sex symbol in Hollywood—revealing it wasn’t until he met Woodward that he began to embrace it.

“Joanne gave birth to a sexual creature,” Newman says in an excerpt of the book, adding “We left a trail of lust all over the place. Hotels and public parks and Hertz Rent-A-Cars.” When the two began a steamy affair, the actor “went from being not much of a sexual threat to something else entirely.” He notes that Woodward had fixed up one room with a “thrift shop double bed,” which was declared the “Fuck Hut”: “we’d go into the Fuck Hut several nights a week and just be intimate and noisy and ribald,” Newman reveals.

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Check out more about Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward’s hot sex life: https://nypost.com/2022/10/12/actors-paul-newman-and-joanne-woodward-had-a-wild-sex-life/

Brothel Offers Free Lunch With Purchase Of ‘A Quickie’

A brothel in Queensland is offering customers an XXX “Pie and Coke Deal.” The ad reads: “Enjoy a feed and a 15-minute quickie all for $150 [$100 USD].” Redditors were impressed by the creative business idea: “Why can’t Coles, Woolworths and Aldi think of original promotions like this?”

Another commenter was impressed by the entrepreneurial skills of the business: “Up selling. Very entrepreneurial. Is this going to be a brothel marketing war?,” they asked. One local reminisced about their time working across the street from the advertising brothel: “I worked across the road from this place years ago and everyday they made the same joke about an old fitter who would disappear at lunch. He went over the road to get a Pie, coke and a poke.”

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Check out more about a brothel offering free lunch with a pie, a coke, and a poke: https://nypost.com/2022/09/17/brothel-offers-free-lunch-special-with-purchase-of-a-quickie/