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Cult Expert Mistakes Fetish Porn For ‘Highly Sophisticated Mind Control’

Dr. Steven Hassan, author of The Cult of Trump and specialist in the intervention and rescue of people ensnared by cults, needed to be schooled about sissy hypnosis porn. Hassan seems to think it’s a genuine attempt at brainwashing people, which fetishists found hilarious. In response to a tweet announcing that Pornhub is removing unverified content from its site, Hassan said: “I hope they are deleting all hypnosis videos. I watched two videos to convince people they were another gender. What I saw was highly sophisticated mind control.”

The genre of erotic hypnosis Hassan is talking about is known as sissification, a fetish that usually involves cis men being “forced” in a number of different ways—blackmail, hypnosis, kidnapping fantasies—to dress and behave like highly sexed caricatures of women. Most people familiar with sissy porn responded to Hassan’s tweet with humor: “Buddy this is main,” one Twitter user jokingly reminded him. Another said, “I’m curious if these were my videos, sir. If so, do you have any tips for my viewership on how they can escape my evil clutches?”

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Check out more about a cult expert confusing fetish porn with mind control: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/steven-hassan-sissy-hypno-porn-mind-control/

Porn Star Booted From Instagram After ‘Joking’ About Sex With Platform’s CEO

A popular porn star had her account removed after she joked about having sex with Instagram’s CEO. Kendra Sunderland, who had a verified account and 2.2 million followers at the time, posted a topless photo to Instagram, which the automated system did not find in violation of community guidelines. Sunderland claimed her posts weren’t removed because she was “blowing” the “CEO of Instagram.”

After posting a few topless photos without consequences, Sunderland went live on her Instagram Story, drinking White Claw off a dildo, and made similar claims. The social media platform issued a statement saying “[Sunderland’s] account violated our policies and we’ve now removed it. This person has no connection to executives at our company, and claims that she received preferential treatment are baseless.” Sunderland later confessed she was simply joking around on Instagram after drinking a few White Claws and clarified she has never even met the CEO.

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Check out more about a porn star booted from Instagram after claiming she had sex with the CEO: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/kendra-sunderland-instagram/

Survey Finds Cheaters Want COVID Vaccine So They Can Have ‘Responsible’ Affairs

Players are gonna play—even during a pandemic. A new survey from an extramarital affairs site found four out of 10 cheaters would like to receive a COVID-19 vaccine so they can “responsibly continue having in-person affairs.” The affairs dating site said, “With a potential solution to a seemingly never-ending pandemic within our reach and infidelity proving itself to be instrumental in lasting marriages, it would make sense that many of our members would want to receive the vaccine.”

In a separate study, the site found that 41 percent of cheaters sought out their first affair due to boredom under shelter-in-place orders. Moreover, 63 percent of members said they partook in an affair just as much or more often than they did in 2019. As one user says, “There was nothing about a 24/7 lockdown in my wedding vows. Even though we have a good relationship, he can’t fulfill me the way I need to be, so quarantine has actually made me want to connect with outside partners even more so than beforehand.”

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Check out more about a survey finding cheaters want the COVID vaccine to continue cheating: https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/survey-finds-cheaters-want-covid-19-vaccine-so-they-can-have-responsible-affairs/

‘Bad Sex In Fiction’ Award Canceled For 2020

The judges of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award decided to spare readers this year from the usual cringeworthy passages. It seems fictional bad sex is just too much for folks to handle in the hellish coronavirus pandemic-stricken year of 2020. The judges of the annual prize “felt that the public had been subjected to too many bad things this year to justify exposing it to bad sex as well,” the magazine said.

“With lockdown regulations giving rise to all manner of novel sexual practices, the judges anticipate a rash of entries next year. Authors are reminded that cybersex and other forms of home entertainment fall within the purview of this award,” a spokesperson for the judges said in a statement. “Scenes set in fields, parks or back yards, or indoors with the windows open and fewer than six people present will not be exempt from scrutiny either,” the spokesperson added. Since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honored the year’s “most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel”—past winners include Tom Wolfe and Morrissey.

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Check out more about the Bad Sex in Fiction award getting canceled for 2020: https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/no-bad-sex-in-fiction-award-in-2020/

There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy”—a mashup of “nose” and “pussy.”

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said a fetishist, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose. “Got my covid test and honestly it felt good. They did my nussy RIGHT. Might do it for fun again soon,” one fan tweeted. “The most action i’ve been getting is the nurse hitting my nussy during covid tests,” said another kinky tweet.

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Check out more about COVID-19 test fetishists: https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/too-gentle-covid-test-fans-love-getting-deep-nose-swabs/

Hot Mic Catches LA Sheriff’s Deputy Having Sex At Universal Studios

An on-duty Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy allegedly had sex with a woman near the Bates Motel section of the Universal Studios lot—and accidentally left his microphone on for a dispatcher to hear a blow-by-blow of the fuck fest. There’s a clip of the X-rated encounter between the unnamed deputy and a woman near the section of the lot in Universal City devoted to the Alfred Hitchcock classic. “Oh,” the giggling woman moans at one point. “Oh, my goodness!”

A female dispatcher then alerts the deputy that he had an “open mic” as the woman continues to moan and breathe heavily. The deputy does not respond to the dispatcher—and it’s unclear whether he was inside his patrol cruiser or was outside the vehicle nearby. This is the X-rated way to get some excitement at Universal Studios…

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Check out more about a LA sheriff accidentally leaving his mic on while having sex at Universal Studios: https://nypost.com/2020/12/23/open-mic-catches-la-deputy-having-sex-at-universal-studios/

Study Finds Couples Forgo Sex On Christmas, But Fuck On New Years

A new study finds the run up to Christmas is not a popular window for sex—unlike New Years. Researchers looked at sex log data from half a million women worldwide, finding a lull in sexual activity leading up to Christmas Day. Christmas Day itself saw slightly elevated levels of sex on average across four countries.

Overall, sexual activity grew after Christmas and peaked in the New Year, suggesting champagne is the perfect inspiration for getting frisky. ‘One pattern consistent among countries was decreased sexual activity in the three days before Christmas, which was followed by elevated sexual activity on Christmas and the three days after,’ say the experts, who are from Stanford University in California and Columbia University in New York. ‘For all locations, New Year had the highest magnitude increase in sexual activity.’

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Check out more about a study showing couples skip sex on Christmas but fuck on New Years: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9082167/Sex-menu-couples-Christmas-study-finds.html

Halle Berry Responds To Rumor That She’s Bad In Bed

Halle Berry is laughing off negative comments LisaRaye McCoy made about her sex life. On Fox Soul’s “Cocktails With Queens,” McCoy and her co-hosts, Claudia Jordan, Vivica A. Fox, and Syleena Johnson, first discussed whether Toni Braxton was a good lover: “Toni Braxton got some fine men back in the day, said Jordan. McCoy responded, “We don’t know what she’s doing in the bedroom. It could be like Halle Berry.”

When Jordan asked McCoy to clarify whether she was insinuating that Halle Berry was a bad lover, the “Single Ladies” star said, “That’s what they say. That’s what I read, and that’s what I heard.” Berry then retweeted an article that covered the “Cocktails With Queens” segment, and wrote, “Ms. @TheRealLRaye1, ask my man @vanhunt he’ll tell ya all y’all need ta know,” with a crying-laughing emoji. Berry’s sex life has been a topic of conversation recently after she talked about her first orgasm: “I remember my first orgasm,” Berry said in an Instagram Live chat. “I did it to myself.”

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Check out more about a rumor that Halle Berry’s bad in bed: https://pagesix.com/2020/11/26/halle-berry-responds-to-comments-that-shes-bad-in-bed/

There’s A Mysterious Dick Monolith In Germany

A mysterious monolith in Utah has been in headlines lately, but now there’s another monolith that’s also, ahem, popped up. A wooden “phallus sculpture” was erected (pun intended) on a mountainside in Germany several years ago, which disappeared mysteriously before being replaced in recent days. The new dick is framed by two oblong wooden testicles and is taller than its predecessor but of similar girth.

The original dick appeared on Greuenten Mountain years ago and quickly became a tourist attraction. It is unclear how the big dick got there, but the local lore is that it was placed there by a family who received it as a gift but did not want it and left it in the woods. We can definitely see the appeal: who doesn’t love a huge cock in the middle of an idyllic, snow-capped mountain?

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Sex Therapist Recommends ‘Sex Diet’

One sex therapist believes she’s discovered the secret to “turbo-charging” your sex life: a sex diet. She believes that what we eat directly affects out ability to have good sex, saying “It’s about improving the very quality of the sex we have by regulating and boosting libido and increasing the power of our orgasms.” Specifically, she’s talking about “sex foods.”

She explains that some foods increase levels of a molecule called nitric oxide, which widens the blood vessels and delivers more blood to our sex organs for a better night of fucking. She argues that eating the right food can “undoubtedly improve performance over time, leading to superior, sustained sex in the long run.” Some of her recommendations include eating spinach for strengthening libido, getting sensual with a sex smoothie, and boosting desire with Omega 3.

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Check out more about a sex diet for better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8975447/Sizzling-sex-diet-make-fall-love-again.html