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Scientists Solve Mystery Of When ‘Giant Penis Man’ Was Erected

It seems X-rated graffiti is pretty timeless. Archaeologists traced the origins of the infamous Cerne Abbas Giant—a chalk carving of a naked man with a giant dick in the UK—all the way back to the 10th century. The yearlong study of the sexplicit hillside carving, which depicts a man holding a club while sporting a massive erection, found the pornographic depiction around 700 years older than was previously thought.

The risque work was created by carving trenches into a hill, then filling them with white chalk, like a medieval police outline. It’s unclear why Saxons created such an X-rated engraving, but scientists speculate that the “fantastically rude pagan image” was a response to the local Benedictine monastery, which was constructed in the late 10th century. “It’s like a big two fingers to the abbey,” said an archaeological consultant.

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Check out more about scientists dating “giant penis man” to the 10^th century: https://nypost.com/2021/05/12/scientists-solve-mystery-of-when-giant-penis-man-was-erected/

Daniel Kaluuya Embarrassing His Mom With Sex Joke Becomes Oscar Meme

Daniel Kaluuya got a little too candid in his Oscar’s acceptance speech. Kaluuya’s speech started normally, with him offering thanks to God, his family, and the team behind Judas and the Black Messiah—but ended with an impromptu reference to his parents fucking. “It’s incredible,” he said. “My mum, my dad, they had sex.”

Then the camera cut to his mother in the audience, staring in disbelief while his sister put her head in her hands. Kaluuya’s mother provided such a pitch-perfect reaction shot that she has since become a meme. He later laughed it off, saying “I’m gonna avoid my phone for a bit, mate. I think my mother’s not gonna be very happy… but she’s got a sense of humor, we give it to each other, so it’s cool.”

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Check out more about Daniel Kaluuya’s sex joke during the Oscars: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/daniel-kaluuya-oscars-sex-joke-mom-meme/

Sex In Europe Is Different From Sex In The US

It’s no secret that Europe is way less uptight about sex than the US. This was highlighted by a Reddit thread where a user asked Europeans to share some “sexual normalities” in their countries. Here’s what they said:

“From my experience growing up in Sweden, it was more normal for guys to go down on girls than girls to go down on guys.”
Cheers to the Swedes!
“Because of the poor insulation and design in England, it is normal to hear your neighbors having sex.”
That would NOT fly in the US…
“In France, people who have sex together don’t necessarily need to label every kind of physical/romantic relationship. You can be friends with someone and have romantic moments, then go back to being platonic.”
Sexual freedom for the win!
“Public sex is a very normal thing here in the UK. Look up ‘Dogging’ — it’s a massive thing nowadays.”
Kinky!
“I don’t get why the US is scared of nudity. It’s almost like stereotypical Victorian era folk. Meanwhile, my boyfriend and I (not to mention our roommates) hang out naked whenever we can. The US would freak out over this.”
It’s true.
“Uncircumcised penises. I have only ever seen circumcised penises in porn. I find it weird that Americans are not only used to seeing them, but some will refuse to have sex with someone with an uncircumcised penis because they don’t find it aesthetically pleasing.”
Intriguing!
“You can change into your bikini without a towel at a public beach and no one will die.”
Or get arrested…

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Check out more ways the US is different from Europe when it comes to sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/europeans-sharing-sex-compared-us

Travis Barker Posts About Sex Life With Kourtney Kardashian

Travis Barker isn’t holding anything back when talking about fucking Kourtney Kardashian. In a recent social media post, he had a very X-rated caption to a picture of himself throwing his drumstick above his head. “All day I dream about sex [with] you,” he captioned the pic on Instagram while tagging his girlfriend Kourtney in the picture.

He also isn’t shy about adoring her infamously curvaceous body. He shared another pic of her lying in bed on her stomach—with her ample ass in the foreground. Kourtney reshared that snap on her Instagram account and captioned it, “Watchin’ movies, but we ain’t seen a thing tonight.”

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Check out more about Travis Barker posting about his sex life with Kourtney Kardashian: https://www.buzzfeed.com/joyannjeffrey/travis-barker-alludes-to-sex-life-with-kourtney-kardashian

Men Who Sport Luxury Logos Are More Likely To Cheat

Forget about looking through your partner’s phone to catch him two-timing—just look at his clothes. New research shows that men who wear extravagant fashions with large luxury logos embroidered on them are more likely to be untrustworthy, according to a University of Michigan study. Men who own tees with larger brand emblems were “rated higher on mating effort, lower on parental investment,” researchers said—meaning they have a higher interest in engaging in brief sexual affairs.

These men are also less interested in having long-term and committed romantic relationships, the study showed. Not only that, but they are less attracted to women who want these long-term relationships compared to men who own shirts with a smaller logo. “Rather than being a reliable and honest signal of future paternal investment, displays of luxury goods may sometimes represent investment in mate attraction, which is at the expense of future investment in offspring,” said the study’s lead author.

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Check out more about a study showing men who wear large luxury logos are more likely to cheat: https://nypost.com/2021/04/28/men-who-wear-this-are-more-likely-to-cheat-study-says/

Taboo-Breaking Photo Series Celebrates Later-In-Life Sex

Even though older people have great sex, they are often excluded from sexual narratives. A new photography campaign is aiming to celebrate and dismantle the stigma of sex-after-a-certain-age. Five older couples were photographed by a world-renowned British photographer for the campaign, called Let’s Talk The Joy of Later Life Sex. By talking about sex and intimacy for people over the age of 60, the campaign aims to challenge the idea that older people can’t and wouldn’t want to have sex.

Two thirds of polled over-65s say sex and intimacy for their age group is rarely or never represented in the media. “In reality, ‘sex and intimacy in later life’ means different things to different people: for some it’s about exploring new and different sexual experiences, and for others it’s simply about feeling able to express emotion through a gentle touch or kiss on the cheek,” a sex therapist involved in the campaign explained. They added that the campaign is trying to open up a societal conversation about the fact that sex and intimacy, in all its forms, “can be as important for older people as it is for anyone else.”

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Check out more about a taboo-breaking photo series about older people having sex: https://mashable.com/article/photos-intimacy-later-life-rankin/

Men With Larger Noses Have Larger Dicks, Study Finds

It seems you don’t need to look at a man’s shoe size to size up his manhood. According to a new study, nose size can tell you what a guy’s packing. Japanese researchers discovered that men with larger noses tend to have larger cocks as well.

The study compared the subjects’ erect dicks to the lengths of their noses, finding that men with 2.2 inch noses had larger dicks, clocking in at 5.3 inches long. Meanwhile, noses smaller than 1.8 inches meant a subject’s dick measured up to 4.1 inches long, and medium-noses were 4 ½ inches. “The fact that nose size is related to stretched penile length indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth,” the study’s authors said. While researchers discovered a link between nose and penis dimensions, “the reason why stretched penile length and nose size are related is still unclear,” they wrote.

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Check out more about a study showing men with larger noses have larger dicks: https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/snout-clout-larger-noses-equal-larger-penises-study-says/

Biodegradable Vibrator Makes Your Sex Life More Eco-Friendly

Womanizer has created an eco-friendly version of its flagship Premium vibrator for Earth Day. Womanizer partnered with One Tree Planted, so if you order the vibrator, a tree will be planted in your honor. That’s right, your orgasms can help save the planet.

The Womanizer Premium Eco does all the same great stuff as the OG Premium, but it’s made with less plastic and instead features Biolene, which is a biodegradable, recyclable alternative. The sex toy is a clitoris stimulator that uses air vibrations to get you off. It comes with two sizes of stimulator heads and has 12 intensity levels to help fit it to any body. Who knew saving the planet could be so exciting!

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Check out more about a biodegradable vibrator: https://mashable.com/shopping/april-22-womanizer-premium-eco/

Ex-Porn Star Mary Carey Running For California Governor

Former porn star Mary Carey has “big plans for California.” The busty blonde is running for California governor, with a racy, double-entendre laden campaign. “I can promise you—it won’t take long before all Californians will be satisfied with my job performance,” she said.

She has launched a campaign website that features merchandise and links to her personal site, where people can see her OnlyFans profile and pay to chat with her. “Finally a politician you want to be screwed by!” she says with a wink on her site. Carey, who starred in flicks such as “Dirty Angels: Welcome to Lust Angeles,” previously ran in the 2003 recall election—but insisted that her inspiration at that time was “a publicity gag.” As an independent, she garnered 2,536 votes in 2003.

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Check out more about former porn star Mary Carey running for California governor: https://nypost.com/2021/04/16/ex-porn-star-mary-carey-running-for-california-gov-report/