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Tucker Carlson Advises Men To Tan Their Balls

The trailer for Tucker Carlson’s new show “The End of Men” left Twitter titillated thanks to the gratuitous shots of hot, bare-chested men doing “manly” things like grilling meat and chopping wood. But one shot in particular was a cut above the rest: a buck-ass naked man who appears to be tanning his balls. The episode, which recently aired, investigated the “total collapse” of testosterone levels in men in recent years.

In a heavily circulated clip of the episode, a fitness trainer says men should consider “bromeopathic therapy”—the use of infrared light on the testicles—as a radical counter for decreasing levels of testosterone. “Half the viewers right now are like,‘What?! Testicle tanning, that’s crazy!’” Carlson goes on to acknowledge, “but my view is: Okay, testosterone levels have crashed and nobody says anything about it, that’s crazy, so why is it crazy to seek solutions?” Naturally, Twitter had some thoughts about “testicle tanning,” not to mention the excessive amount of homoerotic imagery in a man’s show who’s opposed to saying “gay”: “I am sitting here next to my gay husband living my gay life reading a gay novel as research for my new gay book…and yet I am not and will never be as gay as whatever is haunting Tucker Carlson’s fantasies,” one person tweeted.

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Playboy Fraudster Eddie Davenport Is Out Of Jail And Back Hosting Sex Parties

London playboy “Fast” Eddie Davenport is back to his old tricks—literally. After being released from jail over a multi-million-pound fraud, he’s relaunched his “exclusive” 300-guest sex parties at his mansion. “Only beautiful people come, only beautiful people are allowed in. Money is no object to these people,” he says of his events—although the orgies only cost £80.

At the most recent party, attendees were encouraged to explore their “hedonistic impulses.” The invitation to the next party will have a dungeon and dominatrix: “Costumes strictly necessary… latex, leather and fur always welcome.” “Fast” Eddie conned clients out of £4.5 million, charging fees as large as £285,000 for sorting out huge loans they never received. Well, at least they can now afford his sex parties…

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Isaiah Rashad Addresses His Leaked Sex Tape During Coachella Performance

Rapper Isaiah Rashad addressed his leaked sex tape during his performance at Coachella, thanking fans for keeping him “alive these last couple months.” Rashad recently had a sex tape released that showed him having gay sex with two men. Rashad’s intro video before his set featured other rappers such as The Game and Joe Budden reacting to the video and supporting Rashad: “‘Yo Rashad, he doing this, he doing that.’ Bro, why is you so worried about what another man is doing?” The Game said in solidarity with the rapper.

“I’m straight and maybe he go a different way so go that way. That don’t make me feel less of a man,” he continued. Another rapper said he’s glad Isaiah can finally be himself. The Coachella performance was his first public appearance since the tape leaked—Rashad cried tears of appreciation after the set.

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Quebec’s Ministry Of Health Tweets Link To Fetish Porn Instead Of COVID Data

Quebec’s Ministry of Health really put their foot in their mouth. The Canadian agency apologized after accidentally tweeting a link to a Pornhub video instead of government COVID data. To its more than 103,000 Twitter followers, the ministry tweeted a link to foot-fetish porn—and more than a half-hour passed before officials corrected the error.

Many were able to save grabs of the error on Twitter as dozens flocked to mock the ministry over the scandal. One Twitter user wrote, “Free porn brought to you by your government,” while another added, “Now THAT’S the Covid information we’ve all been looking for!” One person quipped, “It’s because we’re going to erect, oops, elections.”

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Scarlett Johansson Denies Once Having Sex In An Elevator With Benicio Del Toro

Scarlett Johansson has officially denied an old rumor that she once had sex in a hotel elevator with Benicio del Toro. “I always thought that was outrageous. I was always thinking to myself, ‘That would be tough. It’s a very short period,’” Johansson said in a recent interview. She added, “I’m a person who’s terrified of being caught doing something I’m not supposed to be doing. So that made the story even that much more absurd to me.”

The Chateau Marmont elevator rumor reportedly originated in an Esquire interview with Benicio Del Toro. “Did I ever have sex in an elevator with Scarlett Johansson after an awards show?” Benicio said coyly. “I kind of like, you know, I, well. I don’t know. Let’s leave that to somebody’s imagination. Let’s not promote it. I’m sure it has happened before. It might not be the last time either.”

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Former Stripper Running For Congress Funds Campaign On OnlyFans

A former stripper running for congress has an unconventional approach for funding her campaign—OnlyFans. The former sex worker is currently running for Pennsylvania’s third congressional district as a Democratic candidate, and she has been very vocal about her past profession every step of the way in an attempt to end the stigma around it. Now, she has launched her own OnlyFans account to “make honest money.”

Unlike many of the other XXX accounts on the site, the politician’s page does not feature any illicit images or explicit content, but instead shares news of her campaign. The aspiring congresswoman decided to run after being fired from her job after her bosses discovered that she used to be a stripper—which inspired her to want to put an end to the “age-old stigma and bigotry” associated with the profession. “If you want to see the first stripper to hold federal office go to congress… please sign up to volunteer with our campaign,” she wrote in one video.

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Real Housewives Star Gushes About ‘Spicy’ Lesbian Sex ’10 Times A Day’

The “Real Housewives of Orange County” star Braunwyn Windham-Burke recently came out—and has been cumming ever since. The reality star says her “spicy” sex life includes 15-minute orgasms with her new model girlfriend. “The physical part of it is amazing. I’m not gonna lie, the sex is next-level. I hope every woman gets to experience this at least once in their life, what I’ve been experiencing lately,” Windham-Burke said in a recent interview.

“She gives it to me in little doses. She’s like, ‘If I did it all at once, you might die.’ We have sex 10 times a day,” she added. She gushed about her new girlfriend’s “skills,” saying, “I get red when I talk about it, you know, it’s spicy, it’s good, she’s got skills.” Coming out allowed the star to get a second chance at life as a lesbian: “I didn’t think I was a sexual person. Now I’m like, ‘Let’s not leave the bed for the next three days.’”

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Swinger ‘Marries’ 9 Women To ‘Celebrate Free Love’

A Brazilian swinger and OnlyFans star “married” nine women to “protest against monogamy.” Though the nuptials weren’t legally binding as polygamy is outlawed in Brazil, the ceremony made waves on social media. The swinger now says he plans to exchange vows with at least two more women.

“I have a dream – my wish has always been to have 10 wives,” he said. The man earns around $73,000 per month on OnlyFans by posting kinky videos of himself and his first wife. The swinger, who wanted to “celebrate free love,” said, “The love I feel for each of them is the same.”

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Sex Helps Ease Hay Fever Symptoms

We’ve got good news for allergy sufferers: sex is the cure. Researchers have found fucking could help banish hay fever symptoms. According to scientists in Iran, during orgasm the nervous system constricts blood vessels, which can ease a blocked nose and clear streaming eyes.

Researchers claim getting it on would be a lot more pleasurable and far cheaper than taking antihistamines. “It can be done from time to time to alleviate the congestion and the patient can adjust the number of intercourses depending on the severity of the symptoms.” Yet another good reason to stay in bed when the pollen count is high…

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