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NiteFlirt Presents: Evelyn Milano (Last Chance To Vote!)

Time is running out for your chance to vote for Evelyn Milano, the “Elite Sadistic Humiliatrix” who has been one of NiteFlirt’s top-rated Dommes in the Phone & Cam and Mistress categories since 2007. She is currently nominated for a FetishAward for Favorite Female Fetish Webcam Performer at FetishCon. And we at NiteFlirt are not surprised.

Evelyn Milano‘s humiliation practices are effortless and effective. She began learning her love and craft 15 years ago. And she is committed to the femdom lifestyle — her family and friends are well aware of her lifestyle as it truly is her lifestyle. She possesses a wicked combination of beauty and skill that will bring both experienced submissives and new slaves to their knees. Just watch one of her many videos available in the Goody Store and your obsession will begin. And don’t forget to keep your Mistress happy. Nothing pleases her more than a sub approaching correctly — with his wallet open and ready to tribute for her time.

So what are you waiting for? You have until July 16th to cast your vote!

Vote now at https://fetishawards.com/stage-2-voting/

NiteFlirt Presents: Evelyn Milano

Evelyn Milano, the “Elite Sadistic Humiliatrix” has been one of NiteFlirt’s top-rated Dommes in the Phone & Cam and Mistress categories since 2007. She is currently nominated for a FetishAward for Favorite Female Fetish Webcam Performer at FetishCon. And we at NiteFlirt are not surprised.

So what are you waiting for? Give her a try now and do not forget to vote!

Vote now at https://fetishawards.com/stage-2-voting/

Bad Sex Award 2017 Shortlist

It’s that time again—the Bad Sex in Fiction Award! This is the prize that goes to the most cringe-worthy sex writing in literature. From avalanches to a frosty encounter on the beach, get ready for the Bad Sex 2017 shortlist.

1. The Destroyers by Christopher Bollen
“On the stone porch, in the hot, mountain air, we grapple with our clothing, which, in the darkness, becomes as complicated as mountaineering gear. Her black shirt around her neck, mine unbuttoned, our shorts and underwear slid to our ankles, we seem to be moving at avalanche speed and also, unfortunately, with avalanche precision.” Yes, sex is exactly like…an avalanche?

2. Mother of Darkness by Venetia Welby
“Light filters in from the ravaging streaks of the dawn. It splits into fragments of every hue the world has hidden as it strikes the prism of their shelter. Tera’s eyes expand and reflect, crystal orbs of time and space. She moans in colours as he pushes the white dress away and beyond the angelic flesh, luminescent against the damp, mossy bed.” Wow—other-worlderly. In a bad way.

3. The Future Won’t Be Long by Jarett Kobek
“We made love and we had sex and we had sex and we made love. But reader, again, I implore. Mistake me not. I am not your Pollyanna, I am not your sweet princess. We fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked.” Just. Wow.

4. War Cry by Wilbur Smith (with David Churchill)
“‘I’m going to have you now,’ Leon said. He led her back up the beach to where the sand was dry. Then he took off his coat, placed it on the ground and she lay down upon it. ‘Christ!’ he muttered, placing himself on top of her. ‘It’s bloody cold. I might get frostbite on my cock.’” She gave a low purring laugh. ‘Silly man. Why don’t you put it somewhere hot?’” Definitely not hot.

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Check out more of the Bad Sex Award shortlist: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/nov/23/bad-sex-award-2017-shortlist-the-contenders-in-quotes

UK’s Dollar Store Launches £1 Sex Toys

At Poundland, shoppers can now get everything they need on their weekly shopping list—meaning sex toys. The new sex toys being so affordable at – you guessed it – just £1 is promising to spice up the nation’s sex lives for less money. The affordable sex toys, called Nooky, include Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube.

After Poundland began selling the £1 bullet vibrator last year, it was only natural to follow up with even more affordable options. The store hopes to appeal to those who want to pick up a sex toy while doing some regular shopping—and also to put women who are shy about visiting a sex toy shop more at ease. “With shoppers only looking to purchase one sex toy a year, we’re hoping our affordable range helps the nation gets some nooky at home,” says Poundland.

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Check out more about Poundland’s latest sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/poundland-launches-new-range-of-1-sex-toys-giving-cheap-thrills-a-whole-new-meaning_uk_59cb6ea6e4b053a9c2f52020

Hugh Hefner (1926-2017)

Hugh Hefner died on Wednesday, September 27, aged 91. We here at the NiteFlirt blog usually keep things light, with fun stories and joke lists and whatnot, but Hef was a pioneer for free speech and sexual expression in the United States. And Playboy wasn’t just a men’s magazine with sexy pictures and implied smoking-jacket-casual manhood; it left a mark (or burn mark, depending on your personal ethics) on the landscape of American culture.

Playboy launched and solidified artists and writers like Ray Bradbury and Kurt Vonnegut Jr. It provided in-depth insight into the US and world economies. The women featured in its pages were launched into the public eye, and a few like Pam Anderson and Jenna Jameson were launched into the friggin’ stratosphere. Was it kitschy and misogynistic? Could easily be (and has often been) seen that way, but it did lend a hand in casualizing – normalizing – the thing that keeps our species making more of our species, as an unofficial godfather of the sexual revolution.

The original playboy himself wasn’t some saint, both standing up for LGBTQIA groups in the 1950s and civil rights in the 1960s while being accused of being a pimp (could be argued) and a corruptive influence on “the youth” (seriously, what impactful person HASN’T been accused of corruption of those nebulous “youth”?). But we here will remember him for his contributions to not only publishing, but enjoying a little sexy fun in private without a government hovering over our collective shoulders about it.

So our hats (and pants) off to the late head of the magazine that millions of growing teenagers hid under their beds, kept dads hiding that cardboard box in the back of the closet, and changed the USA one sticky-paged free speech fight at a time. Come celebrate the fun of that sexual revolution he embodied, right here at NiteFlirt, and keep the good times rolling!

You Can Now Own ‘Broad City’ Sex Toys

Fans of the hilarious, sex-positive show “Broad City” can start getting very excited about the next season—literally. Things are gearing up to be pretty climatic thanks to the ladies’ recent line of sex toys, launched by Lovehoney. Loyal viewers will not be surprised to see the risque comedians promoting sex toys they actually helped to popularize, like the Pegasus Pegging Kit (who can forget that infamous episode?).

Other aptly named sex toys include the “YAS KWEEN” Bullet Vibrator and the “Respect
Your Dick” Love Ring. Best of all, the cheeky, sex-positive toys are very affordable, ranging from $13 to $90. They even include some of the show’s most famous lines, like the “Man On A Mission” Masturbation Egg or the “Carpe Dayum” Egg Vibrator. “Broad City”: good for a laugh and a good orgasm!

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Check out more about the new “Broad City” sex toys here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/broad-city-sex-toys_us_598c745de4b0a66b8bb191d4