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7 Best/Worst Lines From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author’s New Erotic Book

Author of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book—and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page “orgasm opus” is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer. Here are the best/worst lines from the book:

“She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister — an intriguing combination.”
“She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”
“She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting dick.”
“She’s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.”
‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun. ‘Can I have another shoot?’”
“Fuck. A. Duck.”
“Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”

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Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/fifty-shades-of-grey-author-e-l-james-unveils-new-book-the-mister/

Women Are Better At Hiding Affairs, Study Says

A new study reveals that women are much harder to read when it comes to cheating. Researchers asked men and women to pick out cheaters from the pack, and while it was easy to tell who the male cheaters were, when it came to women, men had a much harder time telling who was unfaithful. The study gathered 1,500 heterosexual, white adults to analyze photographs and rank faces on a scale where a rating of one indicated a face that is “not at all likely to be unfaithful,” while a 10 is “extremely likely” to fool around.

Experts found that both men and women were capable of predicting a man’s infidelity — but neither could reliably asses a woman’s. Men with more “masculine” features were more likely to be pegged as cheaters by both men and women — and rightfully so: more of these men had actually cheated or poached women already in relationships. But when it came to women, it was anyone’s guess…

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Check out more about a study that shows women are better at hiding affairs: https://nypost.com/2019/04/17/women-are-better-at-hiding-their-cheating-study/

‘Game of Bones’ Porn Parody Sequel

Winter is coming (cumming?) again. Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere is the sequel to the original Game of Thrones porn parody, except this one’s much much dirtier. We’re talking hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, and royal penetration. And, of course, it looks like absolutely ridiculous fun!

Of course, it wouldn’t be Game of Bones without step-siblings fucking (which is actually less risque than the original show….). The raunchy spoof is yet another Woodrocket/Pornhub collaboration, and stars Kiara Cole, Charlotte Sartre, Gabriella Paltrova, Donnie Rock, Lance Hart, AJ, and Seth’s Beard. Now you can satiate your desire to get in on the sexy GoT action during the final season!

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Check out more about Game of Bones 2: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/game-of-bones-game-of-thrones-porn-parody/

How Orgasms Can Help You Look Younger

If you’re looking for the Fountain of Youth, you might start the search in your own bedroom. According to a ten-year study, a healthy sex life can make a person look four to seven years younger. “A good sex life leads to greater contentment, significant reductions in stress, better sleep and, in men, an increase in testosterone output,” says researchers.

The study looked at data from 3,500 participants and concluded that genetic factors were only 25 percent responsible for youthful looks, while behavior—mainly, sexual behavior— accounted for 75 percent. Other research has shown that having an orgasm is a profoundly youth-promoting phenomenon. Cumming decreases the production of cortisol, a hormone associated with higher levels of inflammation, aka a bodily response that is linked to aging.

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Check out more about how orgasms can help make you look younger: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6908479/How-Big-O-help-look-younger.html

Man Sues His Parents For Throwing Out His Massive Porn Collection

A man is suing his parents for $86,000 for throwing out his porn collection allegedly worth $29,000. The son had a falling out with his parents and was asked to leave their home, but when he went to collect his things, he says he noticed the valuable porn collection was missing. He says the collection containing more than 12 moving boxes full of movies and two boxes of sex toys had been destroyed.

According to court documents, his dad admitted to trashing his porn collection, saying in an email “Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health.” His dad also alleges his son was kicked out of high school and college for selling porn to other students, adding in court documents: “I also warned you at that time if I ever found pornography in my house again, I would destroy it.” The porn collector sent the court over 44 emails listing movies he says were destroyed—but prosecutors refused to press charges.

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Check out more about a man suing his parents for destroying his porn collection: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6921465/Michigan-man-sues-parents-throwing-massive-porn-collection-worth-29-000.html

Twitter Has A Lot To Say About This Oddly Sexual Chicken Cooking Video

The internet may be a little too into a chicken prep cooking video that’s been making the rounds on Twitter. The video entitled “Cordon bleu deluxe” shows a very enthusiastic chef using an, ahem, unusual method for the chicken breast. As one Twitter user pointed out, “why did he finger the chicken like that….”

Another user added, “Weirdly, this is how I like to get my pussy ready before I go out on the town.” Others inevitably agreed the chicken was rather pussy-like: “I took a double take cause I thought the chicken was a Fleshlight at first.” Surprisingly, some were offended by both the erotic nature of the video and the chef’s apparent under-seasoning of the dish: “This is the most sexually unseasoned chicken video that I ever watched. I am ashamed.”

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Check out more about an oddly sexual chicken prep video: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chicken-prep-video-twitter/

Porn Site Creates Digital Cam Girl Avatar

An adult entertainment site is letting people create their own customized digital cam girls. “Camoji” will allow users to do their own interactive cam shows without having to reveal their identity. Building a Camoji will be pretty similar to building a character in a video game, where you can customize a range of avatar attributes, like hair and breast size.

“Camoji” will let viewers pay digital avatars to perform certain acts — “dancing, masturbation and twerking,” and also partake in some dirty talk. The porn site said in a press release, “Given the popularity of Animoji, and now Memoji, which allow for people to create an avatar that looks just like them, we wanted to introduce a sexy alternative with a twist. With the launch of Camoji, now anyone can get into adult entertainment and anonymously interact with people, all under the guise of a XXX avatar.” While the anonymity could potentially remove an important level of intimacy, the site hopes to one day use “face tracking technology and motion capture technology” to make Camojis even more realistic.

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Check out more about Camojis: https://mashable.com/article/camsoda-camoji-sex-cam-avatar/

Giant Boobs Floating In Amsterdam Canals To Celebrate Women’s Day

Amsterdam is celebrating women on International Women’s Day with a flock of giant breasts floating down its canals. A team of women created the installation to float on the Dutch capital’s canals to showcase a “delightful diversity of boobs.” In part, the boob-display is meant to promote “freeing the nipple” on social media and in public.

The boob’s creators say, “we believe all breasts are wonderfully equal. No judgment here.” A wide variety of breasts – small to big, fake to pierced, in an array of shapes and skin tones – are floating down the Amsterdam canals to highlight that “they’re just boobs.” They say, “Let’s set them free, and support their fundamental rights as funbags this International Women’s Day with the hashtag #JustBoobs.”

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Check out more about a boobs floating down Amsterdam’s canals on International Women’s Day: https://nltimes.nl/2019/03/08/giant-boobs-floating-amsterdam-canals-celebrate-womens-day

Amsterdam Opens ‘5D Porn’ Sex Cinema

Amsterdam is taking smut to the next level—or the fifth dimension, to be exact. There’s a new XXX cinema in the city’s Red Light district called ‘5D Porn,’ which promises audiences a completely sensory experience. Viewers not only see the film, but also ‘hear, feel, and move’ along with the action.

The movie is shown in 3D with a variety of sensory effects, including wind, water, bubbles, light and snow in sync with the porn. To make the experience even more thrilling, the seats move and vibrate. The owner of the cinema said that the movies screened have been made exclusively for the experience, in collaboration with porn star Kim Holland. Each X-rated “experience” lasts six minutes.

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Check out more about a new 5D porn cinema in Amsterdam: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6881131/Amsterdam-opens-5D-Porn-sex-cinema-Red-Light-District.html