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Whitney Cummings Debuts Her Sex Robot Doppelgänger

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In comedian Whitney Cummings new stand-up special “Can I Touch It” she has a big surprise for her audience—a life-sized sex doll of herself. She made the sex-robot double, complete with matching outfit, as a way to discover its uses for women. In the special, Cummings says robots might make men appreciate women more, something she realized after monitoring conversations in a chat room for sex-robot owners.

She also points out that men are making unexpected choices about their robot’s anatomy, suggesting an evolution in that area. And, she posits, they could even help teenage boys learn about consent. Cummings told the Daily Beast that the sex robot material stemmed from trying to find something “edgy” to talk about, and having a sex robot doppelgänger is certainly a selling point for a standup special.

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Check out more about Whitney Cummings’ sex robot double: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/netflix-whitney-cummings-can-i-touch-it-review/

Brexit Is Destroying Sex Lives

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2-215Sexually frustrated people in the UK have taken to Twitter to complain about how their sex drives have dwindled due to the stress Brexit is causing them. Some have even filed for divorce after their partner voted differently than they did. Some have remained with their partners, but feel too angry about things to have sex with them.

Luckily, these sexit-themed jokes about how “BoJo killed your mojo” have relieved some unfortunate tension: one tweet says, “In other words Hard Brexit or Soft Brexit?” Another writes, “These days my hard backstop is always a part of my withdrawal agreement.” But this tweet pretty much sums it up: “I find that I am getting screwed everyday with Brexit.”

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Check out more sexit-themed jokes on Twitter: https://mashable.com/article/brexit-sex-lives/

Women Are Taking Dominatrix Classes To Lure Manhattan Billionaires

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4707352284_1e4de7d166_zA dominatrix has launched a one-of-a-kind class for women who want to hook up with powerful men that want to be dominated. She said that BDSM attracts so many CEO-types because “the amount of control these men have is astronomical” and they’re looking for “somebody to tell them what to do for once.” She hosts the classes in her Soho loft—the four sessions cost $2,000—to teach women everything from the ABCs of BDSM to psychological techniques they can use.

Some of the skills the students learn is “how to get into a man’s head” — and how to treat social, romantic and professional interactions like a game between a dom and a sub. “It was all upper-class women, everyone from CEOs to private-school moms,” one of the students said. “I think we were all kind of shocked. No one said anything at first. The mistress showed us bonds, whips and devices to put on men’s private parts.” The dominatrix hopes to make “domming the new pole dancing.”

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Check out more about a dominatrix’s class for women who want to lure kinky, rich men in NYC: https://nypost.com/2019/08/03/women-are-taking-dominatrix-classes-to-lure-powerful-manhattan-billionaires/

South Koreans Petition To Ban Import of Life-Size Sex Dolls

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Nearly a quarter-million South Koreans have signed a petition to ban the importing of life-size sex dolls, passing a threshold that requires the president to respond. While sex dolls are not illegal in South Korea, government customs agencies had blocked their import under a law that restricts materials that “corrupt public morals.” However, the Seoul High Court said that sex dolls were for personal use and should be treated differently than pornography, which is heavily restricted under South Korean law.

The unidentified author of the petition argued that an influx of imported sex dolls could lead to an increase in sex crimes. The author of the petition also said that the customizable features of some dolls could be used to create copies of real people, a concern that challengers to the petition dismissed as unfounded. As of right now, many individuals are forced to travel overseas to Japan and China to bring back dolls, which can cost anywhere from 1 million won ($840) to 20 million won ($16,750), depending on the doll.

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Check out more about a petition to ban the importing of sex dolls in South Korea: https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/south-koreans-petition-to-ban-import-of-life-size-sex-dolls/

Lots Of Sex Increases Post-Heart Attack Survival Rates, Study Says

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white-1822497_640Sex can save your life… like, literally. According to a new study published in the American Journal of Medicine, fucking increases long-term survival rates after a heart attack. The study tracked 1,120 people who had had heart attacks and found that of the survivors, those who had sex multiple times a week, were 27% less likely to die during the study period.

Those who got lucky once a week were 12% less likely to die, and those who fucked occasionally were 8% less likely to die. Post-heart attack sex was even more vital for a longer life, researchers found. Doing it weekly following a heart attack decreased mortality rates by 37%, more than once a week meant a 33% survival bump, and less than once a week made for a 28% increased life expectancy, compared to participants who never got any after their heart attack.

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Check out more about a study that shows sex increases the survival rate for post-heart attack survivors:https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/lots-of-sex-increases-post-heart-attack-survival-rates-study/

Public Campaign Raises Money To Return Antique Sex Toy To Ireland

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A Victorian ivory dildo will return to Ireland after two years in the possession of an American collector. The 130-year-old antique caught the attention of an Irish online sex toy retailer who immediately recognized it as “an important part of Irish sexual history.” Since she didn’t have the money to buy it, she asked the public for donations so she could acquire the sex toy to gift to a museum.

“I don’t have the extra cash necessary to purchase the ghost-ridden (in more ways than one) ivory sex toy. So I need help. Who can help me save this dildo?” she wrote online. She won the auction, with the item believed to sell for 630 euros (£578). “It goes beyond erotica, it screams love and devotion. It is very, very rare, I have never come across anything like it in 25 years of traipsing around the country. It is a rarity, and it is Irish.”

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Check out more about a woman raising money to buy an antique Irish dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7302029/Antique-Victorian-sex-toy-return-Ireland-mark-countrys-sexual-history.html

Apple’s Siri Routinely Records You Having Sex

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270833119_0d8840e498_zIt turns out Siri is a lot more engaged in our… ahem, private activities then we ever could’ve realized. Apple’s “Siri” automated assistant routinely records people having sex, according to a recent report. Siri, which is built in to the iPhone, Apple Watch and HomePod smart speaker, is activated when someone says “Hey, Siri” – but the artificial intelligence often begins operating by mistake, a quality-control contractor told The Guardian.

Accidental triggers, especially on the Apple watch, is incredibly high: “The sound of a zip, Siri often hears as a trigger,” the whistleblower said. Apple hires outside workers around the world to review Siri recordings and grade how the software responded to requests, according to the Guardian. “There have been countless instances of recordings featuring private discussions between doctors and patients, business deals, seemingly criminal dealings, sexual encounters and so on,” the contractor revealed. He added, “And you’d hear, like, people engaging in sexual acts that are accidentally recorded on the pod or the watch.”

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Check out more about Siri routinely recording people having sex: https://nypost.com/2019/07/29/apples-siri-routinely-records-you-having-sex/

Meet The Gardener Turned Pornographer On ‘Generation Porn’

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Image: Screencapture: Zoomin.tvA UK show called “Generation Porn” introduced a former gardener turned full-time pornographer who expects to make $50-60 thousand dollars a month with his adult content. He travels across the UK in search of beautiful women willing to star in X-rated, amateur videos. His porn brand has brought him 5.2k viewers, with his most popular videos featuring brand new performers who have never been seen doing porn before.

In three years, he’s uploaded more than one hundred videos to a website that allows anyone to sell homemade porn direct to online customers. “I create a product that a lot of people enjoy. It’s a fantasy thing,” he said. “Men genuinely are interested in having sex with beautiful women. Men just think that way, it’s just the way the world is and they can vicariously live through me.”

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Check out more about a gardener turned pornographer on ‘Generation Porn’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7281063/Former-gardener-turns-friend-porn-star-Channel-4s-Generation-Porn.html

These Musicians Invented Sex, According To The Latest Twitter Meme

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condomsIt turns out sex was invented by musical acts like Lady Gaga, The 1975, and BTS—at least according to Twitter. After a religious tweet went viral for saying that sex was created by God, Twitter users responded that, actually, musicians being openly horny encouraged everyone else to do the same. Here are the best responses to the tweet, “Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and a wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.”

  1. “sex was invented in 2012 when the 1975 said ‘if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck'”
    Good idea!
  2. “sex was invented by lana del rey in 2012 when she wrote down the words ‘my pussy tastes like pepsi cola’”
    Delicious!
  3. “sex was invented in 2008 when Lady Gaga said ‘let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'”
    Definitely makes us want to get down!
  4. “sex was invented in 2014 when yoongi rapped ‘my voice turns people on, whether be a man or a woman, the flexible movements of my tongue will make you cum'”
    Hot!
  5. “Sex was invented in 1994 when Marilyn Manson said ‘I am the god of fuck!'”
    So sex was created by god!
  6. “No offense but I thought sex was invented in the Purple Rain movie when Prince told Appelonia to purify herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka”
    They’re not wrong…
  7. “sex was invented in 2012 by bruno mars when he said ’cause your sex takes me to paradise'”
    Sexy and heavenly!
  8. “sex was invented in 2011 when the lonely island and akon released ‘i just had sex'”
    Naughty!
  9. “sex was invented in 2012 when one direction said ‘i want you to rock me'”
    Further proof that sex was invented by horny musicians!

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Check out more about the Twitter meme about musicians inventing sex: https://mashable.com/article/sex-was-invented-meme/

Keith Urban Writes Song About His Sex Life With Nicole Kidman

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white-1822497_640Keith Urban’s song “Gemini” is a racy ode to the mind-blowing sex life he enjoys with his wife, Nicole Kidman. And now the Australian actress has admitted she doesn’t mind being her husband’s sex-muse. In an interview, she said of Keith’s risqué song: “I don’t sensor his art, but it is a little embarrassing.”

The “Gemini” lyrics include the confession: “She’s a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in the head.” Racier still, Keith also sings in the song: “She’s waking to make love in the middle of the night.” When asked if that element of the song was true, Nicole laughed off the question: “No, what?! You’re making that up. Shut up. I’m not answering that, that’s outrageous.”

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Check out more about Keith Urban writing a song about sex with Nicole Kidman: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7271073/Nicole-Kidman-talks-sex-life-husband-Keith-Urban.html