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Best Movie Sex Scene Of The Year Features Mermaid Sex

woman-609252_640The new movie The Lighthouse, which stars Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe, delivers on weird, kinky sex scenes. According to the film’s director, “On day one we shot Rob masturbating in the shed—it’s the very first thing we shot—and Rob really, really went for it. And you know, it was inspiring.” In the movie’s craziest sex scene, a very horny Robert Pattinson fantasies about fucking a mermaid.

The mermaid spreads her tail to reveal an elaborate mermaid pussy. As Pattinson fucks her in the sand, a series of erotic images flash onscreen, from slippery tentacles to the mermaid’s pussy in extreme close-up. “The design of the mermaid’s genitals—based on shark labias—was all planned out, and what we call the ‘seafood salad’ shots, or the writhing tentacles and fish, those were tricky to figure out on the day,” explained the director.

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Check out more about a mermaid sex scene in the new film The Lighthouse: https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-lighthouse-robert-pattinson-gets-weird-in-the-most-bonkers-movie-sex-scene-of-the-year

‘Boy Meets World’ Star To Make Porn Debut

7350054890_99bf861756_oWe’ll soon be seeing a sitcom star in a whole new way. Best known for playing Rachel McGuire in the final seasons of Boy Meets World, Maitland Ward is preparing to make her porn debut in the upcoming adult film Drive. In an interview, she said she is excited to do something “so different than anything [she] has portrayed before.”

She adds, “I don’t think my fans have seen me like this before—really, they haven’t. It’s just very deep sensuality, and I think that is a really fun way to play an explorer, and I got to do things that I wouldn’t have thought in the past. Just these sexual situations that are sort of taboo.” She explains she became comfortable as “an exhibitionist” before she recently began doing professional adult films. On Boy Meets World, she played Eric (Will Friedle) and Jack’s (Matthew Lawrence) college roommate, and she’s also acted in projects such as White Chicks and Boston Public.

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Check out more about a Boy Meets World star making her porn debut: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/boy-meets-world-maitland-ward-porn/

10 Hilarious Tweets About Sex After Kids

If you’re a parent, you know the often hilarious truth about sex after kids. As one tweet accurately puts it, “Your sex life as a parent basically becomes ‘Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep.’” Here are the funniest tweets from parents about post-kids sex.

  1. “If your sexytime music is cartoons playing loudly outside your locked door, you might be a parent.”
    Mood music!
  2. “Husband and I wrestled behind closed doors this morning. My daughter busted in and pounced on his back.
    No one won the wrestling match. No one.”
    Time for a rematch?
  3. “Me: Do that thing I like
    Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]”
    Sexy!
  4. “[Married pillow-talk]
    Husband: What’s your deepest fantasy?
    Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don’t leave any crumbs under the table.”
    Dirty talk indeed!
  5. “Being married with children is like being a teenager again. You can only have sex if you sneak around and don’t get caught.”
    That can be hot!
  6. “Be sure to keep the spark alive by texting him sexy little nothings like,
    ‘We need to check the kids for lice’ and ‘please buy tampons.'”
    A truly generous lover!
  7. “Having sex when you’re a parent is like trying to shoot from half court with 3 seconds left on the clock.”
    Score!
  8. “Before kids: shower sex
    After kids: shower decontamination.”
    Dangerous when wet!
  9. “Him: What are you wearing?
    Me: Medical-grade hospital socks with anti-slip technology.”
    There is probably a fetish for that…
  10. “The best thing about sex after kids is probably no matter where in your house or car you do it, you end up with legos, Barbie shoes, or Shopkins lodged in your body.”
    Professional hazards.

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Check out more funny tweets about sex after kids: https://www.buzzfeed.com/asiawmclain/funny-sex-after-kids-tweets

Elizabeth Warren Tweets About ‘Cougars’ To Make Fun Of Sex Scandal

cup-1010916_1920Elizabeth Warren joked about claims by two right wing conspiracy theorists that she paid for the services of a 25-year-old male escort by tweeting about her college football team – the Houston Cougars. Warren’s accuser Kelvin Whelly, a bodybuilding former US Marine, was paraded in front the media with a sign reading ‘Elizabeth Warren Cougar?’ behind him. Whelly said he met the senator through a male escort website, Cowboys4Angels, and that their sex sessions included bondage and sex toys.

The ex-Marine told the media Warren messaged him saying that he should ‘bring toys’ and that he should surprise her. He went on to claim Warren was into bondage and ‘violent’ sexual tendencies, with the pair having ‘many BDSM sessions’ together. Warren responded on Twitter: “It’s always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it.”

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Check out more about Elizabeth Warren tweeting about Cougars: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7538349/Elizabeth-Warren-makes-fun-allegations-bondage-sex-sessions-bodybuilding-ex-marine.html

Research Reveals How ‘Sexercise’ Burns Calories Depending On The Position

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Research conducted by 24/7 Fitness reveals how sex—and different sex positions—burns calories and ups your fitness level. When it come to “sexercise,” the standing position burns the most calories, with an expressive 343 calories between both partners. Spooning got last place when it comes to helping couples get fit between the sheets, with just 56 calories burned between both partners during a 30-minute fuck fest.

Men had the highest potential for calorie burning when in the standing (198 calories), wheelbarrow (167 calories) and legs akimbo (153 calories) positions. Meanwhile, women had the highest calorie burning potential with squatting (188 calories), wheelbarrow (149 calories) and lotus (287 calories). Commenting on the results, 24/7 Fitness explained: ‘Sex revs up your heart rate, increases blood flow and improves flexibility. You will achieve a greater range of motion during your workout and get better results.’

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Check out more about how sex burns calories and increases your fitness level: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7533699/How-calories-burn-sex-revealed.html

Elizabeth Warren Sex Scandal Claim Debunked With Instagram Photo

cup-1010916_1920Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl held a press conference in which Wohl claimed bombshell information about a sex scandal involving Elizabeth Warren would be released. Wohl made the claim that Warren’s alleged accuser, a 24-year-old former Marine named Kelvin Whelly, had a scar on his back from their tryst–and he even had the accuser take off his shirt. Wohl also talked about a lime green dildo purchased on Amazon.

A journalist debunked the story within moments on Twitter, pointing out Whelly’s Instagram in which he claimed he got the scar in an accident completely unassociated with Warren. The journalist wrote, “The supposed ‘sex scar’ from Jacob Wohl’s accuser is just from a chain from a swingset. Asked about this, the accuser just shrugged.” A Twitter user laughingly pointed out, “Jacob Wohl’s fake Warren sex scandal guy has a Vin Diesel XXX tattoo.”

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Check out more about an Elizabeth Warren sex scandal debunked: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/jacob-wohl-elizabeth-warren-botched-press-conference/

Women Can Now Buy A Sponge To Clean Up Cum After Sex

Image Source: New York Post

A new sponge designed for cum is promising to “simplify after sex clean up.” The “come&gone” sponge allows women to “quickly mop up all the excess fluids” from the comfort of their beds. Shaped a little bit like a tampon, the sponge is made from sterile, medical-grade material and all you need to do is “insert, swirl, remove, and toss.”

Come&gone’s creator explained, “The more I spoke with other women about my problem, the product, and how ridiculous I thought it was that there was no hack for this, I realized I wasn’t alone.” Some customers seem to like the sponge: “The come&gone is amazing! This product makes the post-sex clean up so quick and so simple.” Others have pointed out that single-use sponges—aside from being bad for the environment—are unnecessary: “If you find ‘the drip’ unbearable then you might consider using condoms, or keeping a box of tissues by the side of the bed.”

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Check out more about the after-sex sponge: https://nypost.com/2019/10/03/genius-or-needless-women-can-now-buy-a-sponge-to-simplify-after-sex-clean-up

Tenant Uses East Village Townhouse For Wild Sex Parties, Lawsuit Says

ID-100216698A randy tenant is being sued for using his rented East Village townhouse as a rowdy sex den, charging $60 to attend sex-filled parties. According to the lawsuit, the tenant would regularly host swingers, spankings and group foreplay. The landlord alleges that within a month of signing of the lease, the tenant opened the space to “lewd, loud” parties almost every week.

An online ad billed the venue as “the most luxurious playspace in the city for naughty!” “Sex is secondary, merely the cherry atop the cake of fetish play for us and many,” the listing on Eventbrite.com boasted. The landlord hired a private investigator who photographed naked people engaging in foreplay, and “a naked man who sat on a swing being spanked by two women clad in lingerie.” Some of the bashes have been so busy, the place is packed “to the point of overcapacity,” and the music has been loud enough to shake the walls of adjoining structures, neighbors said.

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Check out more about a tenant being sued for loud sex parties: https://nypost.com/2019/09/28/my-tenant-is-using-my-east-village-townhouse-for-wild-sex-parties-lawsuit/

Property Sex Fulfills Realty Fantasies For Fetishists

readingFor everyone who can find sexual satisfaction through traditional porn, there are a million options. But when you have a specific fetish, sometimes there are only a few options available to scratch your itch. Property Sex is a site exclusively for fetishists looking for sex between realtors, landlords, tenants, and home buyers.

Property Sex centers around real estate-based sexual fantasies, stories like “I want you to buy this house” or “you’re late on the rent.” The men and woman on Property Sex feature a hot mix of new and established adult performers. Property Sex features high-quality HD scenes, and currently offers 220 videos on the site for $29.99 per month.

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Check out more about Property Sex: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/property-sex-porn-membership/

Indonesia Is Trying To Outlaw Sex Outside Of Marriage

Image Source: Flickr.com | robertobosiThe President of Indonesia is trying to criminalize sex and living together outside marriage in an attempt to move the country toward stricter conservative laws. The country’s parliament agreed to the President’s bill, which they hope to become a law, very soon. “The state must protect citizens from behavior that is contrary to the supreme precepts of God,” a religious politician said.

As part of the code, a person who has sex with someone who is not their spouse could spend a year behind bars, if a close family member lodges a complaint. Same-sex couples will be heavily impacted by the law, as Indonesia does not recognize gay marriage. Additionally, unmarried couples who “live together as a husband and wife” could spend six months in jail or be fined 10 million rupiah — or $710 — equivalent to three months’ salary for many Indonesians.

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Check out more about Indonesia trying to outlaw sex before marriage: https://nypost.com/2019/09/19/indonesia-is-trying-to-outlaw-sex-outside-of-marriage/