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7 Hilarious Sex Horror Stories On Twitter

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volcanoWho doesn’t love a good sex horror story to lift your spirits. We all have some embarrassing story, and the good people on Twitter are more than happy to share theirs. Here are the best/worst ones.

  1. “my worst one was DEFINITELY the time i was on top w this guy & out of NOWHERE the ball of my nipple piercing FELL OFF & LANDED IN HIS MOUTH & HE STARTED CHOKING HAHAHAHA.”
    When naughty piercings go wrong…
  2. “Did it on a bed with wheels and I honestly could not contain myself when we started making our way over to the other side of the room.”
    That’s one way to switch it up!
  3. “Went home with a girl one night (very drunk) to cut a long story short in my taxi home the next morning the taxi driver looks at me and says ‘what’s happened to your face mate, fighting last night was you?’ Period blood everywhere.”
    Accidental blood hound!
  4. “The one and only time I’ve ever had a three way. I got both girls pregnant.”
    Three’s company too?
  5. “giving my bf head in a straight up public street in coolock at 2am and some girl shouted over HOWS IT TASTE and i stopped briefly, shouted FUCKING UNREAL LOVE then continued.”
    Delicious!
  6. “ate some hot wings once and when i went to finger a bird the remains of the hot sauce started burning the insides of her fanny and she started screaming.”
    Not hot…
  7. “I had a guy over and woke up the next morning to find that he SHAVED HIS PUBES IN MY SINK WITH MY RAZOR.”
    Fetish thing?

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Check out more hilarious sex horror stories on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamedjackson/sex-horror-stories-straight-from-twitter

Ariana Grande Defends A$AP Rocky’s Dick After Leaked Sex Tape

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7350054890_99bf861756_oOn Twitter, Ariana Grande came to the defense of A$AP Rocky after his alleged sex tape leaked. It seems there’s been some unflattering memes circulating about the tape—specifically, about Rocky’s dick. He tweeted: “MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO.”

If that wasn’t persuasive enough, Grande’s response was even better: “My friend Courtney said it looked just fine!” Grande tweeted, plugging Courtney Chipolone’s Instagram handle in the post. Grande then doubled-down on her remarks with a shoutout to her friend: “Merry Christmas Courtney,” the singer wrote. Chipolone wasn’t mad—she posted a screenshot of Grande’s original tweet to an Instagram story with the caption: “@arianagrande my guy.”

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Check out more about Ariana Grande defending A$AP Rocky’s dick on Twitter: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ariana-grande-courtney-chipolone-asap-rocky/

Nearly Half Of Americans Claim They Had The Best Sex Of Their Life In 2019

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white-1822497_640Forty-four percent of people rate 2019 as their best year for sex yet—with 79 percent saying they are happy with their sex lives—according to new research. The poll of 2,000 sexually-active Americans also discovered nearly half (47 percent) say their sex life was better in 2019 than in 2018. This is because Americans were more interested in experimenting, with one in six trying phone sex and another 29 percent using a sex toy for the first time.

Participants were more adventurous with sex: they tried anal sex, handcuffs and blindfolds, and sexting for the first time. One in five had sex in a car for the very first time while another one in six engaged in roleplay. But just because 2019 was a great year for sex doesn’t mean Americans are going to stop experimenting in 2020: 74 percent of those surveyed are hoping to be more sexually adventurous next year.

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Check out more about a survey showing Americans had great sex in 2019: https://nypost.com/2019/12/18/nearly-half-of-americans-claim-they-had-the-best-sex-of-their-life-in-2019/

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Features First-Ever Same-Sex Kiss

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Image Credit: NASA

Image Credit: NASA

Director J.J. Abrams teased fans that there would be LGBTQ representation in the new Star Wars film. And fans finally got to see the same-sex relationship in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker during the film’s release. Two female members of the Resistance shared a kiss in one celebration scene in the film — a first for the franchise’s 40-year history on the silver screen.

“In the case of the LGBTQ community, it was important to me that people who go to see this movie feel that they’re being represented in the film,” Abrams said. Many fans speculated that the same-sex sequence would be shared by Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) and Finn (John Boyega), but Abrams quickly shot that idea down during an interview with Variety. LGBTQ folks are very pleased to see a same-sex relationship in a galaxy far, far away.

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Check out more about a same-sex relationship in the new Star Wars movie: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7806167/Star-Wars-Rise-Skywalker-features-sex-kiss-franchises-40-year-history.html

Streamers Dominated Pornhub Searches In 2019

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zAccording to Pornhub, international attention has shifted from film and television stars to YouTubers and other social media influencers. Streamer Belle Delphine, a prominent YouTuber who announced plans to launch her own Pornhub channel, was the most-searched on the platform. She beat out Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, and even Kylie Jenner for the top search spot.

According to Pornhub’s data, “watching Belle consume an actual cream pie was still sexy enough to gain her millions of views and 30.9 million searches.” Searches for Delphine came close to 31 million, while Kardashian only racked up 18 million searches, and Cardi B had nearly 12 million searches. Delphine wasn’t the only streamer users were searching on Pornhub: popular social media personalities Lena the Plug, SSSniperWolf, Tana Mongeau, and even PewDiePie were prominently featured.

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Check out more about streamers dominating porn searches this year: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhubs-year-end-stats-streamers/

Brands Are Tweeting X-Rated Comments

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1It seems companies are getting in on the meme game where people challenge their followers to name things you can say 1) during sex and 2) while tweeting on behalf of your brand. To Netflix’s tweet “what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?”, Ben & Jerry’s responded with, “Do you wanna take a lick?” Wingstop said, “Bone-in please.”

Pepsi apparently likes it in the butt: “we prefer it in the can.” While Absolut had solid advice for both vodka and fucking—“Slow down, you want it to last”—Instagram got right to the point: “double tap.” Kettle Chips said “you can go elbow deep in me” and Tazo Tea had this helpful tip: “Sometimes it helps to blow on it first.” Of course, Animal Planet requested that followers “send a *good* snake pic.”

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Check out more about brands tweeting X-rated comments: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/netflix-brands-name-something-you-say-during-sex

Ancient Humans Learned To Smile So They Could Get Laid

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adult-1822413_640According to a new study, our earliest ancestors smiled as a way to get some. A team of scientists claim that smiling was a key factor in our evolution, especially because it was a way to attract less-aggressive mates. Researchers focused on genetic samples from Neanderthals, which showed that gene mutations may have led humans to “self-select less aggressive mating partners.”

The researchers concluded from this that humans were selecting mates with “I probably won’t kill you” facial expressions more commonly than their ancestors. It has long been suspected that humans developed smiles to enhance mating options but this is thought to be the study with the first definitive evidence. Thanks for the leg-up in the bedroom, horny ancestors!

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Check out more about a study showing ancient humans learned to smile to get laid: https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/ancient-humans-learned-to-smile-so-they-could-get-sex/

Bodybuilder Publicly Proposes To His Sex Doll Girlfriend

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Kazakhstan-based actor and bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko is telling the world he recently bought his sex doll girlfriend Margo “cosmetic surgery” — and then proposed to her. He treats the silicone sex doll like a real lady, maintaining an Instagram for her and documenting their romantic adventures. He claims to have gotten her a waitressing job, though he admits she isn’t helpful in the kitchen.

“Margo doesn’t know how to cook,” says Tolochko, but she does, he claims, know how to eat. “[She] loves Georgian cuisine. Her favorite dish is ‘khinkali’ [dumplings],” He explains that all the “public attention” resulted in Margo “developing a complex” which led her to plastic surgery. Despite promoting their relationship as no laughing matter, Tolochko recently accepted an invitation to appear with Margo on the Russian TV show “Comedy Club.”

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Check out more about a bodybuilder publicly proposing to his sex doll girlfriend: https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/bodybuilder-proposes-to-sex-doll-after-getting-it-plastic-surgery/

Apex Legends Became A Major Porn Search In 2019

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cup-1010916_1920Pornhub revealed in its annual “year in review” report that Apex Legends became a major contender among video game-related searches. After the game’s release on February 6, searches began to quickly rise as the first-person shooter’s popularity surged. “On February 6th we found just 800 searches for Apex Legends,” Pornhub writes. “A week later searches exceeded 10,000 per day…”

The battle royale game peaked with a massive 357,701 searches in a single day—twice as high as those for Fortnite, one of the most popular games of the year. Pornhub also notes that some of the more frequent searches related to Apex Legends include “Apex Legends porn,” “Apex Legends hentai,” and “Apex legends Wraith.” Although Apex Legends was a break out star in 2019, Overwatch was crowned the most popular game, while Fortnite came in at second.

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Check out more about Apex Legends becoming a popular search term on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/apex-legends-pornhub-searches/

Reddit Shares The Raunchiest, Most Awkward Gifts They’ve Received

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redditReddit users didn’t hold back in a thread asking them to share the “bizarre” and “awkward” presents they have received in their lifetimes. Many people recalled how embarrassed they felt when family members gave them sex toys, lingerie and condoms—with one man confessing he has gotten plenty of use out of the X-rated gift he got from his wife’s mom. “My mother-in-law got me an Alexis Texas Fleshlight,” he said. “I’ve used it plenty of times but I still feel weird thinking of where it came from.”

“Edible underwear. Like candy necklace shaped underwear, first Christmas with my husband’s extended family,” an embarrassed wife tweeted. Someone else confessed, “my grandmother gave me a leather whip on Christmas. Why grammy? Why?” Last but not least, a man said: “Got a penis pump last year from my aunt and uncle but it apparently was supposed to go to someone else. I was just like, ‘Whatever, mine now.’”

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Check out more from Reddit about the raunchy and awkward gifts they’ve gotten: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7790653/People-reveal-mortifying-inappropriate-gifts-theyve-open-others.html