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Wendy Williams Publicly Declares She Wants To Fuck Larry David

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volcanoAccording to Jezebel, over 2/3’s of readers voted they would have sex with Larry David. And now Wendy Williams is adding herself to the long line of people who want to fuck the famous curmudgeon. On her talk show, she talked about meeting him and realizing “all of a sudden, I started to feel my panties drop. I mean, they didn’t but yeah! Yeah!”

“He was just cool as a cucumber,” she remembered. “And he’s older, but you know what? He had a flatty [stomach],” she added. “There’s something virile about him…and he seemed like he could dig a black girl.” Experts agree: Larry David is fuckable.

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Check out more about Wendy Williams wanting to fuck Larry David: https://themuse.jezebel.com/wendy-williams-lusts-for-larry-david-and-is-sorry-for-1841042298?utm

Deaf Man Sues Pornhub Over Lack Of Closed Captioning

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Image Source: Pixland via Getty Images A deaf man doesn’t like the way Pornhub is fucking him… out of closed captioning. He filed a class-action lawsuit alleging the porn site is in violation of federal law under the Americans with Disabilities Act because the deaf and hearing-impaired can’t understand the audio portion of the skin flicks. As part of MindGeek, Pornhub makes up one of several adult websites in the company’s network, along with YouPorn and RedTube, which also are named in the lawsuit.

In the lawsuit, the man alleges he could not enjoy closed captioning on a variety of videos he tried to watch on the three sites, including “Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew – Sofi Ryan – Family Therapy,” “Sexy Cop Gets Witness To Talk,” “A – – – Lesbian Action and Dirty Talk” and “18 YO Blonde Stripper Samantha DP In Homemade Gangbang Porn.” The lawsuit says, “The websites are ‘places of public accommodation’ which deny equal access to their video content which is available to hearing individuals and violates the ADA.” To make matters worse, the man pays for a premium subscription on Pornhub, which hosts millions of adult videos.

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Check out more about a deaf man suing Pornhub over a lack of closed captioning: https://nypost.com/2020/01/17/deaf-man-from-brooklyn-sues-pornhub-over-lack-of-closed-captioning/

New VR Porn Game Features Giantesses

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Captain Hardcore, a sci-fi adult video game with virtual reality support, can now be enjoyed in its “Cyber Masturbatorium.” players can pose as multiple female characters, animate them, and use a wide range of sex toys on models, including double-ended dildos, butt plugs, and even realistic fluid dynamics. But best of all: players can have sex with giants.

In the game’s promo, two small women are seen having sex with a giantess, who realistically jerks and spasms as she gets eaten out. The game’s creator has also promised future fantasy fetishism material in the game. In an interview with Daily Dot they said, “The great thing about having a sci-fi setting is it allows me to do almost anything! I listen to suggestions and have a big list of stuff I’d like to try once all the basics are covered. More bondage stuff, machines, aliens, and tentacles are definitely on the list.”

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Check out more about a VR porn game featuring giantesses: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/vr-porn-game-captain-hardcore-giantess/

Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

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viagraA man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Check out more about a man being hospitalized with a 3-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant intended for bulls:https://nypost.com/2020/01/13/man-hospitalized-with-3-day-erection-after-taking-bull-sex-stimulant/

VR Hentai Is The Best Way To Enjoy 3D Anime Porn

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In 2020, virtual reality hentai is the world’s best way to enjoy 3D anime porn sites and games. While most hentai fans think of it as 2D adult manga or anime, 3D anime porn is becoming increasingly popular among VR enthusiasts. Many games, videos, and sandbox applications now let PC gamers hook up with their favorite anime characters just by turning on their Oculus Rift and watching a 360-degree video.

VR anime porn games promise immersive sexual experiences—like pressing a Magic Wand against a school girl’s crotch or a point-of-view shot of a girl on her knees. DarkDreams’ Street Fighter porn parody clip “Addicted to the Ass Workout,” for example, features a POV hentai scene where viewers have anal sex with Chun-Li. Another clip by game developer Lewd Fraggy offers missionary sex with Miia, the well-endowed snake girl from Monster Musume. Hot!

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Check out more about VR hentai porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/vr-hentai-anime-porn/

Suzanne Somers Stays Sexy By Having Twice-Daily Sex

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zSuzanne Somers revealed her secret to staying sexy in her 70s: having a lot of sex with her 83-year-old husband. The “Three’s Company” star says, despite the frequent jokes, “no, I’m not into threesomes. I’m monogamous and happily so!” You can say that again—in her new book, she revealed that she injects her man with testosterone every Tuesday, as well as the peptide PT-141, so he can keep up with her “rockin’ libido.”

The smoking hot actress—who recently shared a nude photo of herself on Instagram—claims she stays young by having sex twice a day. She says her new book on aging is meant to help others keep the spark alive: “I want women to know that it ain’t over,” says Somers, “and that the choices you make today will determine how much fun you have going forward.” She’s also helped women in another way—her famous ThighMaster now vibrates!

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Check out more about Suzanne Somers having lots of sex to stay sexy in her 70s: https://nypost.com/2020/01/09/how-suzanne-somers-is-staying-sexy-in-her-70s/

Lesbian Porn Artist Suspended On Twitter For ‘Suggestive’ Banner

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5447512772_d12336359c_zOne of the most popular queer porn creators on Twitter revealed she was permanently suspended for violating the site’s “rules against graphic violence or adult content” through her profile’s header image. The banner shows two women in bed (the full version is a masturbation scene), one has a bare breast but no nipples showing, but it’s unclear what action is taking place. “If you have a suggestive banner, PLEASE CHANGE IT—Maybe I’m stupid but I thought twitter’s NSFW policy meant no explicit nudity in your profile, but it’s really vague, and too much titty could get your account banned,” the artist tweeted.

After three appeals, Twitter decided the account “does not appear to be in violation of the Twitter Rules” after all, and the permanent suspension was reversed. Twitter’s safety team is notorious for its vague moderation policies: “Twitter really doesn’t protect anyone in my field, it truly sucks,” the artist said. “Not just artists, but anyone creating any kind of queer erotica, writers and sex workers and all.” She adds, “It’s just that the [terms of service] is SO vague about what is or is not considered NSFW, it makes it very hard to know sometimes what is OK and what’s not.”

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Check out more about a lesbian porn artist being suspended on Twitter over a suggestive banner: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/twitter-lesbian-porn-artist-nsfw-ban/

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

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Image Credit: Goop

Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced at the bargain price of £58, according to the Guardian.

So what does Gwyneth’s pussy smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent,” a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed.” We wonder if this is another promotion for her new Netflix series—in the advertisement, she stands in a giant vagina.

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Check out more about Goop’s candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

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OlympicTinderThis year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds,” a mattress representative said. “As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, [the sleepers] should be strong enough to support the load.”

“The recyclable beds are a great gesture . . . until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000’s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use,” tweeted Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut. The bed frames will be recycled into paper products after the events, while the mattress components, which are not made of cardboard, will be turned into plastic products, officials said. The 2020 Games will mark the first times that Olympic beds and bedding will be made of renewable materials–we’ll see how well they hold up.

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Check out more about cardboard beds being designed for horny Olympic athletes: https://nypost.com/2020/01/12/frisky-2020-olympic-athletes-can-hook-up-in-cardboard-beds-but-no-threesomes/

“Ass Maniac” Steals Sex Toy Shaped Like A Woman’s Ass

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2360072120_3f5b55c8a6_zAn armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at £420, which had been displayed in the window. Police found the stolen ass at the man’s apartment.

Footage shows officers taking the rubber sex toy out of a bag on the floor with one saying: “I am uncomfortable even by touching it.” He adds: “Here it is, with a bum.” The police now refer to the man as “ass maniac.” When anal goes wrong…

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Check out more about a man stealing a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869331/Robber-stole-420-sex-toy-shaped-like-womans-Russian-adult-store-faces-jail.html