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8 Tweets About Sex During Quarantine

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Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like right now. Here are the best 8 tweets.

  1. “Me: I’ve got the coronavirus. Bae: so I’m not seeing you this week?” Bae gonna have to wait!
  2. “I’m so horny this is rock bottom: ‘do you watch rick and morty. PICKLE RICKKKKK.’” There is a Rick and Morty porn parody!
  3. “We’re in quarantine so if ur still not getting booty pics ur a loser.” Show some love, send a booty pic!
  4. “Never having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.” It’s funny cause it’s true.
  5. “if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation.” Fair enough!
  6. “bae: come over. me: can’t in self isolation. Bae: my parents aren’t home. me: but they SHOULD be.” Bae, have you heard of phone sex?
  7. “My mom is overly supportive: Mom: ‘I bet with social distancing phone sex is on the rise.’” Mama knows best.
  8. “There are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask “what are we” after the second zoom date, join your ex’s new girlfriend’s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.” The glass is half full!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about sex during quarantine: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/tweets-about-sex-and-dating-during-self-isolati

Hentai Site Offers Free Anime Porn Access

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The largest official English anime porn distributor in the world is giving away its hentai porn for free. Fakku, the online hentai service, is pitching in amid the coronavirus pandemic with a promotion: two weeks of free anime porn. The promotion has been so popular, it temporarily broke the site.

“As the world continues to practice social distancing to fight the spread of COVID-19, we must come together and stay inside,” Fakku tweeted. “STAY HOME. FAKKU IS FREE.” Users were a little too excited—less than 24 hours later, the hentai site experienced several gateway errors on its “Stay Home” promotion page. The porn site is working to fix the problem so that users can have full access to the site’s hentai manga and anime library with “over 150,000 pages of uncensored English hentai.”

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Here’s more about Fakku’s free hentai porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/free-hentai-fakku-coronavirus/

App-Controlled Vibrators Are The Best Long-Distance Sex Toys

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There’s a silver lining to social distancing recommendations from the CDC—app-controlled vibrators! Unlike Bluetooth vibrators that have a smaller range of accessibility (only viable within 33 feet away), app-controlled vibrators can be used remotely from almost any place in the world as long as you have a strong enough WiFi. In other words, it is possible to have sex while following social isolation parameters and quarantine protocols—you just have to get creative with it.

Looking for someone to play with (safely)? Try searching r/ToyControl—you can make a quick post similar to what someone would share on Craigslist Personals (RIP), a brief description of what you’re looking for (M4M, F4M, F4A, etc.) and the brand of toy you have. Some Redditors even use this page to solicit long-term play partners, offering to buy them new toys among other things. You or your partner can control the toy from your smartphone or any iOS or Android device loaded with the correct app (including your smartwatch–which is great during quarantine).

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Check out more about app-controlled vibrators: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/app-controlled-vibrator-long-distance-bluetooth-teledildonics/

Horny Egyptian Woman’s Sex Spell Discovered On Ancient Papyrus

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A sex spell designed to force a man into bed with his female admirer has been discovered on an ancient Egyptian papyrus. The newly-translated spell demands that a man face “anxiety at midday, evening, and at all times” until he has sex with the thirsty woman. It also features an X-rated drawing of the naked man, his dick “grossly exaggerated,” as he’s shot with an arrow by the ancient Egyptian god of the dead, Anubis.

The “erotic-binding spell” was likely placed in a tomb where it was meant to summon the ghost of the deceased. Once summoned, this “noble spirit of the man of the necropolis” was to hunt everywhere for the man and overwhelm him with desire. The archaeologist who found the “sexual compulsion spell” said, “He’s to follow after her footsteps until ‘his male parts unite with her female parts’ and that’s more or less a quote. It’s pretty specific.”

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Check out more about an ancient sex spell: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8203613/SEX-spell-force-man-bed-female-admirer-discovered-Egyptian-papyrus.html

Sex Toy Sales Rise 110 Percent In Denmark After Lockdown

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Danes definitely know how to use their time wisely. Sales of sex toys in Denmark have more than doubled after the country was told to stay at home to limit the spread of coronavirus, according to the country’s biggest retailer of adult merchandise. “It makes me happy that we are doing something good during this difficult time when people feel vulnerable,” said Sinful, the biggest sex toy seller in the Nordics.

The country’s biggest sex toy review website Eroti.dk said traffic has more than tripled during the lockdown compared with the same period last year. In particular demand for sex games and toys for couples has spiked—Sinful said sales of a 10-day love challenge for couples rose more than four-fold since mid-March compared with the same period before the lockdown. “I think it’s only natural that when we spend more time together we want to have a little extra fun,” said Sinful. “We take better care of each other in this difficult time and that also reflects on our sex lives,” she said.

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Check out more about sex toy sales skyrocketing in Denmark: https://nypost.com/2020/04/08/danes-snap-up-sex-toys-after-being-told-to-stay-home/

Prankster Puts Porn-Filled Easter Eggs Into Florida Town’s Mailboxes

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Residents of Flagler County, Florida got an eggs-rated surprise this Easter. It seems the Easter Playboy bunny left eggs filled with pornographic pictures in neighbors’ mailboxes. According to authorities, the plastic eggs contained a random assortment of goodies, including a fish-shaped cracker, toilet paper, and a powdered drink mix along with eggs-plicit images. 

The social media masses had a lot to say about the prank—as one person aptly said, “quarantine bringing out the strange.” The FCSO is investigating the incidents, and is hoping people will come forward with their home’s surveillance footage catching the culprit in the XXX (EGGS-EGGS-EGGS) act. Maybe it’s a sign that we should all be fucking like bunnies this spring?

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Check out more about porn-filled eggs in Florida residents’ mailboxes: https://nypost.com/2020/04/09/porn-filled-easter-eggs-stuffed-into-florida-towns-mailboxes/

Sex Club Hosts Digital Orgy With 100 Horny Masked Members

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Infamous sex club Killing Kittens isn’t letting the coronavirus lockdown from getting in the way of its orgies. The exclusive group is hosting its first-ever digital orgy on Zoom, complete with burlesque and fire dancers. 100 masked members on 55 separate computers will be in attendance for all the naughty virtual shenanigans.

“It’s a two-hour virtual house party,” Killing Kittens founder and “sex entrepreneur” says. “Obviously, there’s not an actual orgy in place, but it’s adult, there will be a lot of nakedness and lingerie on display and people challenging each other to do certain things with each other.” The virtual aspect is especially appealing to the voyeurs in the group, who are thrilled by the new experience to watch. “We will amuse people at home, plus they will have the opportunity to see other people and chat and have that kind of party experience in their own house and the community experience,” the founder says.

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Check out more about Killing Kittens’ digital orgy: https://nypost.com/2020/03/27/sex-club-hosts-digital-orgy-on-zoom-with-100-horny-masked-members/

Dr. Ruth Has Some Good Cyber Sex Advice

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Dr. Ruth has good sex advice for singles wanting company during the coronavirus lockdown. “Make sure you do something that is pleasurable and if you are alone, make sure that you decide when this is over you are going to find a partner,” the iconic sex therapist says. She suggests when it comes to using the internet to get off, it’s best to turn to “fantasy” privately instead of having online cyber sex with video. But, “if you do feel sexual, by all means bring yourself to sexual satisfaction,” Dr. Ruth wisely says.

She also says “bravo!” to the NY Department of Health who released guidelines last week, “for being so forthcoming and explicit that even I was surprised that they are talking not only about kissing but about some very explicit sexual provisions.” She says she was pleasantly surprised to read about “rimming” in the guidelines: “It shows us that things have progressed, that we are willing to speak about these things.” The NY DOH also suggested limiting the number of sexual partners and washing hands and sex toys for at least 20 seconds after sex.

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Check out more about Dr. Ruth’s advice for having safe cyber sex: https://pagesix.com/2020/03/26/dr-ruth-warns-quarantined-singles-should-be-careful-with-cyber-sex/?_ga=2.41554338.1439512273.1585968977-654912625.1556249361

UK Athlete Called Out Over Sex Party During Lockdown

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A well-known athlete in the UK is in hot water after hosting an illicit sex party during quarantine. It was reported that football star Kyle Walker and a friend paid £2,200 for two women to visit his home. Tabloids reported that the escorts left his house the following morning—the same day England urged the public to follow government guidelines on social distancing.

Many were quick to call out Walker’s naughty rule-breaking: a City spokesman said, “Manchester City are aware of a story in a tabloid newspaper regarding the private life of Kyle Walker in relation to a breach of the UK lockdown and social distancing rules.” Walker, who has 48 England caps, said: “I want to take this opportunity to issue a public apology for the choices I made last week. I understand that my position as a professional footballer brings the responsibility of being a role model.” Kyle Walker, have you heard of adult entertainment via the internet?

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Check out more about a football player’s sex party scandal during the lockdown: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/05/city-to-investigate-kyle-walker-over-sex-party-that-broke-quarantine-rules

Pornhub Gives NYC Health Care Workers 50k Masks And Free Porn

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Pornhub’s stars may not always use protection, but it wants to help first responders get some during the coronavirus crisis. The porn mega-site has donated 50,000 surgical masks to New York health care workers while opening up its massive porn library for free. It’s all part of Pornhub’s “COVID-19 relief efforts,” which involve donations to organizations at the frontline of fighting the pandemic and incentiving staying at home with free porn.

Pornhub’s Premium service, which normally costs $9.99 a month, will be free worldwide for the next 30 days to encourage people to stay inside and stem the spread of the virus, the company said. That means porn lovers can get their fix of coronavirus-themed skin flicks at no extra cost, including in locked-down countries such as Italy and France. “With nearly one billion people in lockdown across the world because of the coronavirus pandemic, it’s important that we lend a hand and provide them with an enjoyable way to pass the time,” Pornhub said.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s COVID-19 relief efforts: https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/pornhub-gives-nyc-coronavirus-workers-50k-masks-and-free-porn/