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‘Sex Factor’ Looks For America’s Next Top Porn Star

It was only a matter of time before shows like “American Idol” lent its formulaic premise to porn. Hence, “Sex Factor,” the XXX version of “The Voice,” that wants to find America’s next top porn star. The eight-woman, eight-man competition, which debuts May 19 at the Xhamster.com porn website and at SexFactor.com, is offering two very lucky contestants $1 million each for their hard-won victories! And so far, the competition is stiff (no pun intended!).

“Kinky contestants are judged by adult performers Tori Black, Remy LaCroix, Lexi Belle, Asa Akira and the lone male, Keiran Lee, whose penis is supposedly insured for $1 million,” reports the Huffington Post. The show’s creator Buddy Ruben believes the key to the show’s success will be the quirky contestants’ personalities, more than the sex. “We’re looking for marketable, compelling personalities and want to tell the stories of their failures and follies,” Ruben told HuffPost. He even tried to sell the show to Netflix, before it was eventually purchased by Xhamster. Ten episodes have been filmed, which are posted every two weeks. In between, eager viewers can watch sex scenes with the competitors, behind-the-scenes clips and bloopers of all the action!

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Check out more about ‘Sex Factor’ here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wannabe-porn-stars-get-on-the-jobs-training-in-kinky-reality-show-sex-factor_us_57341d19e4b077d4d6f229bf

Conservative Congressional Candidate Shares Screenshot, Forgets to Close Porn Windows

Mike Webb is a conservative candidate for the United States congress who wants to bring “responsiveness and accountability” to Washington, D.C. His campaign is a testament to his goals, as he personally handles all his own social media. His campaign announcement says, “Webb claims that many residents are looking for responsiveness and accountability from their elected and appointed leaders. ‘One way to do that is to personally respond on social media. Talk and engage with people. Joke and chide. Engage in dialogue. That is what it is all about.’” Unfortunately for Mike Webb, he’s probably now regretting his decision not to hire someone to run his social media.

The congressional candidate accidentally shared a screenshot of his computer screen without closing his porn windows! Facebook users were quick to point out the porn tabs: “Now you know what politicians do in their spare time!! #pumpthebrakesWEBB” Another user commented, “I like your taste in porn.” The porn screenshot was still on his page five hours after the original post. So much for his promise of “responsiveness!” We think every candidate should follow Mike Webb’s example and disclose their porn habits—at the very least, they’d seem more relatable!

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Check out more about the conservative congressional candidate’s porn screenshot here: https://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows

7 Things to Know For International Masturbation Month

It’s International Masturbation Month! Now you can have a whole month dedicated to, er, taking care of yourself. To celebrate the occasion, here are 7 things to know about self-love.

About one in seven women have never masturbated
“When asked if they had ever masturbated before, 15% of the women surveyed as part of a Swedish study released earlier this month said no, compared to just 1% of men (in total, 3,000 men and women were interviewed),” reports the Guardian
Women are more likely to use sex toys
Although men are embracing sex toys more and more, 43% of women use them compared with just 13% of men.
Men fantasize while masturbating
Men are twice as likely to fantasize each time they jerk off than women. Where’s the imagination, ladies?
Duration can vary from five minutes to 150 minutes
According to the masturbation science site, Touchingforscience, masturbation can vary from quickies to long, luxurious self-love sessions.
Atheists love to jerk off
Atheists and agnostics were much more likely to have masturbated than religious folks. “Overall, 95% of agnostics said they had masturbated at least once in their lives, compared to 64% of fundamentalist Protestants, 62% of Christians and 53% of Jews.”
Married people are less likely to masturbate
According to a survey conducted by The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, married people were the least likely to have masturbated in the past 90 days (57% of married men and 39% of married women). “Single and dating” women and “single” men were the most likely to have gotten off on their own.
Over 60% of men watch porn
In what comes as probably no surprise, men love to “double-click their mouse” on the internet!

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Check out more things to know for International Masturbation Month: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/10/masturbation-month-sex-toys-tips-sexual-health

Worldwide Ideal Penis Size Survey Reveals Whether Bigger Is Better

A recent survey that asked participants around the world what their ideal penis size is attempts to answer the age-old question, “Is bigger really better?” The survey, conducted by the British online medical website Dr. Ed, asked men and women from Europe and North America to guess the length of the average erect penis and also to answer what their ideal penis length is. And not surprisingly, regardless of what respondents thought the average penis length was, most everyone thought bigger was better.

According to the Gaily Grind, “On average, women perceived the average male penis length to be 5.5 inches and the ideal penis size to be 6.3 inches. Men perceived the average penis length on average is 5.5 inches and the ideal length is 6.6 inches.” It seems Poland likes their cocks especially huge, with an assumed average penis size of 6.3 inches and an ideal penis size of 6.9 inches. The US, however, was more realistic about the perceived average penis size as 5.7 inches—the average man’s penis is actually 5.6 inches—although the reported ideal length was a whopping 6.8 inches! It seems bigger is better—in our imaginations!

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Check out more about the worldwide ideal penis size survey here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/05/worldwide-ideal-penis-size-survey-finds-bigger-really-is-better/

The Goopiest Sex Advice From Goop’s First Sex Issue

What exactly is Goop sex? None other than Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle advice column for rich health-freaks—but for sex. And as you can probably guess, the sex advice is about as ridiculous and impractical as you’d expect. Here are some of the Goopiest highlights from Goop’s first-ever sex issue.

Become an erotic theater member—for $50,000
In Los Angeles, you can join an exclusive erotic theater called Snctm for a cool $10,000-$50,000! The theater requires male guests to be a member, be a part of a couple, or reserve dinner. Women can buy tickets and are the only people allowed to touch or initiate contact with another guest.
Only use edible lube
According to Goop, most lube has parabens, which are “endocrine disruptors.” Therefore, it is only 100% safe to use edible lube. Yeah…
Apply Vitamin E oil or olive oil to your labia to “help moisturize and strengthen the vaginal tissue.”
Uh huh…. Maybe don’t do that unless you want to sting or infect your pussy?
Condoms have dairy in them
Vegans, take note!
“Ideally, you want to find a vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free condom.”
Ok, can I get that at the drug store?
Goop’s favorite sex toys include a $395 vibrating necklace, a $535 Agent Provocateur cat whip, and a $15,000 gold dildo.
First class all the way with Goop sex toys! Now where’s that diamond studded cock ring?
“Kegels are important at all stages of life.”
Now that’s good advice, Goop!

Looking to enhance your sex life? You don’t need vegan condoms and a $15,000 dildo to have first-class fun!

Check out more about Goop’s first-ever sex issue here: https://jezebel.com/the-goopiest-advice-from-goops-first-ever-sex-issue-1775614748

You Can Masturbate Anywhere With the ‘JerkShirt’

Remember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there’s a shirt that’s the equivalent—except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that’s equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public. No, this is not a joke.

“Individual’s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act,” the JerkShirt’s maker said in a press release to announce the launch. For $49.99, you can get a nice looking dress shirt, complete with “stain resistant splash guard” (classy), and a prosthetic arm available in four skin colors. While the product may seem to condone illicit public masturbation, its creator has a different take on the shirt with plenty up its sleeve: “With more and more people on their mobile devices than ever before, we wanted to provide them with a seemingly inconspicuous way to enjoy adult entertainment,” president Daron Lundeen said in the release. Hey, Jerk(Shirt): get a room!

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Check out more about the JerkShirt here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shirt-lets-you-masturbate-anywhere-without-fear-of-getting-caught_us_57348d2ee4b060aa78197523

This Guy Wants the World to Know How to Unlock Your Phone With Your Dick

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done while you were bored? Well, is it weirder than one Reddit user wanting to see if he could unlock his phone with his dick? As if his dick wasn’t versatile enough, he found yet another use for it: unlocking and registering his Samsung Galaxy S7! And now, he feels compelled to “get this info out there” to the world wide web.

“Boredom and curiosity got the best of me,” user meatwad75892 wrote on Reddit. “Tonight I discovered that you can successfully register & unlock a Galaxy S7 with a penis as a ‘fingerprint.’” Fascinating! He continues, “So if you’re just as curious as I was and happen to have a Y chromosome, turn your junk upside down and give it a shot.” As you can imagine, several Reddit users responded with many other things they do with their cocks and phones. Meatwad75892 also reported that he tried to register his tongue, left testicle and nipples with varying results. The internet and the world of technology science thanks you for your important contribution, Meatwad.

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Check out more about the guy who unlocked his phone with his dick: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/so-it-seems-you-can-unlock-your-cell-phone-with-your-penis_us_57320ae6e4b096e9f092c3d7

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody—Cowabunga!

It was only a matter of time before the good folks at Woodrocket.com realized that there is a sizable demographic who would love to see some hot Ninja Turtle XXX action! You can now watch all your favorite characters from the beloved ’90s comic get down and dirty in the sewers in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles XXX parody, “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.” That’s right, these guys are really “cumming out of [their] shells” in this hilarious and hot porn parody.

“You know what porn is the best porn? Pizza guy porn!” April O’Neil and Spreader (the hot female version of Shredder) are going to get a serious taste of Michelangeblow’s, Dongatello’s, and Raphallus’ “turtle wax.” There’s even Master Sphincter (“I am a furry”)! Get ready for these horny Ninja Turtles to “show you the secret of the ooze, the secret of the splooge!” Cowabunga, dudes!

Are you a dude looking to “rock out with your cock out”? Let’s get “50 shades of green” right here!

Check out more about the “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-porn-parody_us_5730a165e4b096e9f091eb59

12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try

Whether or not you’re looking to spice up your sex life, Buzzfeed has you covered with their newest illustrated article, “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try.” If you’re in a long term relationship, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these—everything from pets watching you fuck to trying not to make any noise while getting it on at your parent’s place. Here are the 12 sex positions you’re probably very familiar with in a long term relationship.

The “Still Secretly Watching TV” position.
Ah, yes. You start fooling around on the couch, but just can’t bring yourself to stop watching once the “Netflix and chill” commences.
The “Weird Thing You Read About So You’ll Try It Once” position.
Novel sex, i.e., try it once and leave it alone sex.
The “Least Movement Possible Spooning” position.
Now that’s some lazy, lazy sex. Great if you’re really, really hungover.
The “Pet Is Judging Us” position.
Oh, those quirky pets! Sometimes, they’re just too cute to move…
The “Sex With All Your Clothes On” position.
AKA, the “It’s fucking freezing!” sex
The “Really Fucking Quiet” position.
AKA, the “Don’t want parents to hear us have sex” sex
The “I Did Something Different To My Pubes” position
Ta dah! Let’s fuck!
The “We Must Have Sex In This Hotel Immediately” position.
What is it about hotel sex that is just so freakin’ hot?!
The “Terribly Impractical Bathroom” position.
“Splish splash, we were taking a bath…”
The “We Only Have 25 Minutes Before We Have To Leave The House” position.
One, two, three orgasm!
The “We Are Both Home Alone In The Middle Of The Day” position.
Sounds like the perfect day to us!
The “Same Shit You Always Do” position.
Old Reliable is always welcome!

Looking to spice things up yourself? Whatever position you’re hankering for, we are always game to try!

Check out “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try” and all of Flo Perry’s fantastic illustrations here.

Man Gives Sex Worker a Small Primate as a Tip

An Oregon man was just arrested for giving a prostitute a primate named “Gooey” as a tip in exchange for some hot jungle love. It seems the man stole Gooey from the pet store he owns. Gooey is a small and adorable “bush baby” in the Galago primate family. And if that wasn’t strange enough, the man also paid the sex worker in stolen Girl Scout Cookie money!

The pet store owner John was later caught driving high on meth after leaving a porn store. He was charged with a DUI, prostitution, and hauled off to the county Jail. Gooey is thankfully safe and being kept at a local animal sanctuary for now. And, hopefully, the cute primate will no longer be used as currency for sex! We aren’t sure, but this must be the strangest tip a sex worker has ever received. One would hope, anyway.

Looking to get into some strange stuff yourself? We accept tips in non-primate form!

Check out more about the man who gave a prostitute a primate as a tip here: https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2016/04/22/17941783/eugene-man-gives-gooey-as-tip-to-prostitute-gooey-is-a-primate