There’s an Evolutionary Reason To Go Down On Your Woman

Some men just really really love to eat pussy—which, from an evolutionary perspective, actually works out in their favor. While closing that unfair orgasm gap is enough of a reason to go down on your partner (or simply out of common courtesy), Charles Darwin is giving you another reason. Women might have evolved to stay with partners who perform cunnilingus, Medical Daily suggests.

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Oral sex can heighten arousal and, as a result, overall sexual satisfaction. This could explain why a sexually satisfied woman who’s getting good head would choose to stay with her partner instead of finding another. According to Medical Daily, there’s research to back up this theory: “The research showed that men who were most likely to report getting their partner to orgasm during oral sex were more likely to think their woman was sought after by other men. Therefore, the more eager men are to please partners believed to have better options the more likely they may be to perform cunnilingus to keep their mates from cheating.” In other words, if women are getting off enough with their current sex partners—which is more likely to happen when they’re getting plenty of good head—they might be less likely to cheat. Thanks for the good news, Darwin!

Looking for some satisfaction? You don’t need an evolutionary reason to get some good good lovin’!

Check out more about the evolutionary reason to go down on your woman here: https://mic.com/articles/143715/there-s-a-scientific-reason-why-you-should-be-having-more-oral-sex

This Dude Got Breast Implants to Win a $100,000 Bet

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to win a bet? Well, if your name is Brian Zembic, an American “gambler/magician,” you’ve lived in a box on fifth avenue for a week, lived in a friend’s bathroom for a month, slept under the fifty-ninth street bridge with $10,000 wrapped around your ankle for a week, and—most impressively—gotten breast implants! Here’s his story, recounted on a recent episode of the show “Botched.”

“There’s very few things I wouldn’t do on a bet,” explained Zembic. This proved true one night in 1997 when, after admiring his friend’s girlfriend’s breast implants and then boasting “If I had boobs like hers, I can get just as much attention as she would,” his friend offered him $100,000 to prove his claim. And so he asked his plastic surgeon/gambler friend if it could be done, and then proceeded to beat him in a game of backgammon to get the procedure for free. “They really did look nice,” said Zembic about his newly acquired breasts that he’s had ever since. “And now I can see why women do certain poses, like push their boobs together or turn to the side so they look good.”

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Check out more about the man who got breast implants to win a bet: https://jezebel.com/did-you-hear-about-the-dude-who-got-breast-implants-to-1777875957

Playgirl Offers NYC’s Hot Tattooed Cop Full Frontal Spread

Playgirl wants NYC’s sexiest cop, Miguel Pimentel, to bare all after his drool-inducing selfies went viral on social media. The hot pics of his tattooed, bulging biceps were shared by panting men and women alike on Twitter and Facebook. And now, Playgirl is offering to match the beefy, bodybuilder cop’s salary—$45,000 without overtime—for a sexy cop-themed photo shoot.

“He’s expressed interest in meeting and talking about it,” Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio exclusively told the Daily News. “It would have to be full frontal.” Playgirl feels that Pimentel appeals to both gay men and straight women—“he’s masculine and very New York,” said Nardicio. And users on social media certainly backed up Playgirl’s claim: “Excuse me while I commit a felony,” several Twitter users joked while sharing photos of the former Marine/hunkzilla. Like many others on Twitter, we’d definitely let this hot cop frisk and take us to jail any day!

Have you been very bad lately? Turn around and spread ’em!

Check out more about Playgirl offering NYC’s hot, tattooed cop a nude spread here:

 

Ghost Tour Stumbles Upon Porn Shoot in Historic Graveyard

A ghost tour got quite an unnerving surprise when they stumbled upon the set of an X-rated film in a “haunted” historic graveyard in England. The tourists probably thought they heard the sounds of ghosts when they headed toward moans in the distance to examine the “paranormal activity.” You can imagine their shock when instead of ghosts they discovered a man and a woman getting it on in a patch of ivy in broad daylight!

“It was the couple who saw us first,” said tour guide, Mike Covell. “They were going at it like knives among the ivy. She was a blonde.” According to accounts, the woman “pushed the bloke off her” and the guy scurried into the brambles while trying to protect his junk from the thorn! The tour group “did not know where to look” and, apparently, one elderly man was so upset “he was ready to chase after them with his walking stick but [the tour guide] persuaded him to calm down and eat his sandwiches.” The graveyard is thought to be haunted by monks and children whose bones were moved during redevelopment of the site, but we’d be willing to bet that if there are any ghosts, they’d probably be seen hanging out at that porn shoot!

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Check out more about the tour group stumbling onto a porn shoot in a haunted cemetery here:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/06/01/ghost-hunting-tourists-hear-groans-in-graveyard-shocked-to-stumble-upon-porn-shoot/

Sex Robots: the Future of Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotFuturologist Ian Pearson has some interesting theories about the future of sex. According to a report he published in partnership with Bondara, a popular sex toy company in the UK, sex with a human-like robot will overtake sex between humans by 2050. While this may seem shocking, Pearson believes that in time fucking a robot will seem no more strange than viewing porn.

Pearson predicts that the key to people embracing robot sex will be improving the look and feel of the robots, so that they seem more lifelike. “A lot of people will have reservations about sex with robots at first but gradually as they get used to them, as the AI and mechanical behaviour and their feel improves, that squeamishness will gradually evaporate,” says Pearson. He also says that virtual sex and sex toys which interact with virtual reality will become commonplace in the not so distant future. While it is hard to imagine anything ever replacing human to human sex (cause there’s nothing that ever will!), we can see the appeal of relationship-free robot sex!

Looking for some no strings attached fun? You don’t need AI to have a wild good time!

Check out more about sex robots and the future of sex here: https://topratedviral.com/article/sex-robots-are-being-made-to-replace-men-by-2025/1001619?slide=4

New York Times Declares Chest Hair Sexy Again

Image Source: Flickr.com | PantyhoseLuvFor a while there, it seemed body hair might be waxed for good. On the covers of countless men’s magazines, perfectly waxed chests and clean shaven faces were all you’d see. But body hair is coming back into fashion—and now, manly, hairy chests are even being embraced (endorsed?) by the New York Times!

“For a new generation, the overly groomed body appears to be falling out of favor,” Max Berlinger writes. This is great news for men who are eager to ditch their razors and wax kits in favor of a lush, furry chest. Any guy who’s waxed knows the pain of bleeding and in-grown hairs, but now they can thankfully drop the waxing and go for a sexy, au natural look. “An unkempt body is a perhaps unforeseen corollary of the lumberjack look that has long since peaked in certain Brooklyn circles. Even the brand 2(x)ist, known for its sleekly textured models, has opted to show its underwear on the hairy frame of Nyle DiMarco, a recent winner of ‘America’s Next Top Model,’” says Berlinger. This natural, hot look is catching on faster than the notorious man bun and, we hope, will only keep growing (see what we did there?) in popularity!

Looking for something sexy and natural yourself? Come bring that hairy chest our way!

Check out more about chest hair’s sexy revival here: https://www.newnownext.com/the-new-york-times-declares-chest-hair-is-in/05/2016/

Just for good measure, lets take a look at this rockin’ fuzzy man bod

The Internet Is Going Nuts Over Realistic Penis Shaped Lipsticks

Have you ever gotten the urge to brighten your lips with shockingly realistic lipdicks, er, we mean lipsticks? Well, now you can, thanks to Mushroom Penis Lipsticks! It seems these veiny, colorful, and shimmery lipsticks are rearing their pretty heads all over the internet lately.

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This perfect bachelorette item is selling on Amazon in a 12 pack for $18. Their colors range from “creamy pinks” to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description. In case you’re wondering, customers were pleased with the quality, but some complained that the lipsticks could get a bit, um, smushed (not a good look for a dick) in transit. We’re mainly curious about the shocked passers-by who suddenly witnessed a lady applying a dick to her lips in public. Pucker up!

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Check out more about realistic penis shaped lipsticks here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-lipstick_us_5740b505e4b045cc9a712fd9

9 American Words That Have a Naughty Meaning in Britain

britishunderwearOy, mate. Have you ever gone to Britain and found out the awkward way that some words mean different things there? For example, if you called someone “spunky” across the pond, they’d look at you like you were batty (find out why below). Here are 9 American words that have a very different, very naughty meaning in Britain.

  1. Trump
    What it means in America: The potential next president. What it means in Britain: A fart. As Buzzfeed says, “American people entertaining the notion of ‘President Trump’ is akin to the next British prime minister being called David Fart.” A lot of people think Trump is full of hot air, so it’s actually not that absurd.
  2. Spunky
    What it means in America: Feisty; spirited; plucky. What it means in Britain: Covered in semen. So probably not a good idea to refer to your grandma as “spunky” there!
  3. Cop
    What it means in America: Police officer. What it means in Britain: To grope, i.e., “cop a feel” of a boob, a willy, or a bum.
  4. Randy
    What it means in America: A dude’s name. What it means in Britain: Extremely horny. Randy is randy, baby!
  5. Pants
    What it means in America: Trousers. What it means in Britain: Panties, i.e., knickers. So if someone yells on the street, “Put your pants on!” it has an even naughtier meaning.
  6. Fanny
    What it means in America: A butt or ass. What it means in Britain: Pussy.
  7. Pull
    What it means in America: The opposite of push. What it means in Britain: To kiss (or snog) a stranger.
  8. Knob
    What it means in America: A handle of a door or drawer. What it means in Britain: Cock or dick, as in “That guy in the speedo has a massive knob!”
  9. Muff
    What it means in America: Something warm you put over your ears. What it means in Britain: A woman’s pubes.

Are you randy for some fanny or knob? Come bring your spunky pants our way, mate!

Check out more American words that have a naughty British meaning here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/american-words-sound-rude-in-britain?utm_term=.tcvzvegdK2#.kpdVQpozdR

‘Gigolos’ TV Star Insures His Cock For $1 Million

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dollarsignsWhy would someone insure their cock? Well, if their cock is their livelihood, like one of the stars of Showtime’s reality series Gigolos, it might be worth over a million dollars! Nick Hawk, sex symbol with his own sex toy line and TV show, recently talked to Cosmopolitan about his decision to take out insurance on his “money-maker” for a million bucks, explaining he needed the extra protection because his clients have become too rough with him, perhaps inspired by the film Fifty Shades of Grey.

“Fifty Shades screwed me,” he said. “Most people are inexperienced [in bondage] and just getting into it, so they’re a little too rough. Everybody wants to beat each other up now, and not everybody knows how to do it effectively. It also doesn’t help that I took on this ‘bad boy’ image, so I decided to get the insurance.” He said that since sex is so rough these days “with hair-pulling and scratching and all that,” it made sense for him to “cover his assets,” so to speak. His cock is now fully insured—including theft!—so he can relax when things get really wild.

Want to make a worthwhile investment in yourself? Come get wild with us!

Check out more about the Gigolos star insuring his cock for $1 million: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/02/gigolos-tv-star-explains-why-he-insured-his-penis-for-1-million/

ErotikaLand: World’s First Sex Theme Park

Sculpture resembling sex toy in ParisHave you ever wanted to ride cock-shaped bumper cars? If so, now’s your chance! Entrepreneurs in Brazil are hoping to open ErotikaLand, the world’s first adults-only theme park. Due to open in 2018, guests can enjoy an erotic museum, a nudist pool, and a ‘7D’ cinema with vibrating seats!

Though you can’t actually fuck at the park, there will be a motel on the premises for guests to, um, unwind after a thrilling day. Other really cool features will include a “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls, a “sex playground” with water slide, bumper cars shaped like genitalia, and a snack bar selling aphrodisiacs. Some critics in Brazil are against the sex park because they believe it would attract “debauched individuals.” The park investors argue that ErotikaLand would create hundreds of jobs and, at $100 a ticket, would bring in lots of money to a region in desperate need of tourism. We say, as long as everyone keeps their arms and legs (and everything else!) inside of the ride at all times, let the fun begin!

Looking for a wild ride yourself? Any and all “debauched individuals” are welcome!

Check out more about ErotikaLand here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/07/you-will-soon-be-able-to-ride-penis-shaped-bumper-cars-at-worlds-first-sex-theme-park/